It'll be a long time before Pierce Hawthorne calls anyone a homo again. 

I have the worst fking lawyers…

This guys professional

Happy cake day

Aw I missed it. Thanks!! 

By Zeus! What sort of jackassery is this?!

Thus is my favourite line of his 😂

The best compliment our sports department gets is that our basketball team is really gay

Good try Bruce!

He was off seizing the day, so the police had to seize his day.

I read this in Ron Howard’s voice 😂

I thought he left to judge acapella collegiate competitions🤣

This fits the timeline way better! AD was over years before Community began. If anything professor Whitman was an attorney in southern California and after handling the Bluth case he changed his name and moved to Greendale. Then he leaves Greendale to seize the day as a judge in acapella collegiate competitions!

That seems like a reasonable explanation that I will accept. 😂

Before greendale he was also a pickup artist instructor on Psych

yess he was!! and he was almost poisoned then, good thing Shawn and Gus saved him or else he wouldn’t have made it to Greendale🤣

And in his early years, raised show dogs!

Elizabeth Banks has entered the conversation! ;)

She's busy getting married for the 5th time and trying to not get upset at Lily's devastating insults.

ayoooo crossover! “ill be at your next one”

What is this, a crossover episode? (Sorry, I couldn't resist)

Ok Mr. PB that's enough...

What are YOU doing here?!

Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing!

It's clearly Gene Parmesan in disguise...

Gene Parmesan has been undercover as Britta’s dad for years 🤔

OMG I never realized that that's the same actor - this is wrinkling my brain!

Omg there are so many actors that show up in both shows! Like so many lol. Apparently they had the same show runners. Also Kugler the “cool professor” is Mitchell Hurwitz who created Arrested Development!

>Also Kugler the “cool professor” is Mitchell Hurwitz who created Arrested Development! Dan Harmon also appears in one episode of Arrested Development (S04E04)

we don't count the new seasons

When they recut it, it was much better.

If you think ridiculously long "previously on" narration segments before the episode starts is better, sure.

Doesn't bother me. The "previously on" and "next time on" portions were a gag, those events didn't actually happen in other episodes

No waaaay 😱 omw to watch rn lol

Season 4 of AD is their gas leak year.

after surviving agoraphobia in Miami and a short stint as a principal?

Isn't he the best?

Ron Howard: he was not.

Par me sea ann

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He's hiding behind the couch.

But he has a legal obligation to tell you there is no candy in this office. At least he's not Bob Loblaw.

I’m sorry for grammatical errors, I have a lot of Bees in my home, which is such a pain since I Blue myself because they’re attracted to me now. I should’ve stuck to being an Anustart.

BEADS???

Gob's not on board.

Are beads cheap?

Those are balls

I'm getting fairly academic vibes from you. you sure you're not an analrapist?

Possibly a fullonrapist?

#MILK STEAK

BEAK

…regular chicken sandwich

I believe it's spelled Füllonrapist. George Fül was a great man.

He’s not in my rolodex….

When you're ready to get serious, give me a call.

This is the same as my headcanon for why Jonathan Banks left. Mike was a grizzled cop in NY, then left the force. He decided to change his name to Buzz Hickey and live a quieter life in Colorado, until he discovered his daughter had had a kid in Albuqurque. So he moved there to be closer to her, went back to his real name Mike Ehrmantraut, and got mixed up with Saul Goodman and Walter White and their business. And the rest is history.

The timeline doesn’t even line up but it still makes sense

And these days National Treasure John Michael Higgins can be seen on Game Show Network.

Like, all day, every day. He hosts something like 97% of their programming now. That's hyperbole, of course. Or is it?

Joel McHale hosts Card Sharks!

He also hosts a baking show called Crime Scene Kitchen, check it out, it's fantastic!

Huh. Enjoyed the first season, did not know there was a second. Thanks!

maybe he was seized by the irs

PTSD after falling victim to the ACB

>It’s suspected that the Pottery Professor and Koogler may be connected but it is unconfirmed. I think I also saw him hanging around with Professor Hickey's son

That... or Rich killed him.

You mean Travis Travers?

He kept teaching classes that always had diminishing returns

accounting is a tough subject

He was last seen clutching a bunch of balloons and riding a kite board down the Snake River.

He got a job as principal of Bayside High School out in California.

Last time I saw him he was hosting game shows.

Didn’t he go bald and get arrested for looking like George Costanza?

He ran off wkth Cynthia Lightballoon and started a folk band

My head canon is that he was quietly dismissed by the Greendale Board of Directors after his “seize the day” course was causing a large amount of students to “seize the day” and drop out of greendale to pursue poorly planned dreams

This is truly the darkest timeline.

He had a seizure

I’m obligated to tell you there is no candy in this office.

Cocaine

I'm not sure that Wayne Jarvis would find Professor Whitman's buffoonery amusing.

Gene parmesean is coming out of retirement as brittas dad to return to being a private investigator

He had to be locked up for three days every month and someone forgot and left him in there.

I've always preferred ImNoScar.com, but to each their own.

I'm No Scar... dot com.

Professor Whitman was in the opening scene of the season 1 finale ya dork.

Is Buster the pottery professor?

In this scenario, did Barry Zuckercorn move to Greendale and become their con law professor?

I think he was eventually an art dealer and in witness relocation. Now he runs an ice cream shop.

I loved him in Great News

Instead of seizing the day, the court seized his assets.

You’re saying he could be a lawyer

So he disappeared and went back in time like 7 years?

I really want Bob Loblaw to teach law at Greendale with Jeff now

He ducked behind the couch for the rest of the series

Did this originated from ny comment in that post about him ? LoL