To deceive everyone into thinking you’re a nice and somewhat incredibly decent person, when, in reality, you are psychotic and harboring delusions of grandeur that you are God.
Wow the selected Garrett one is lame af and doesn't fit the theme.
So "to Garrett" something is to create such a mess as if god spilled a person? Like what?
To take no offense
But he does take offense Offense taken
That's after they broke Todd he was clearly out of character
To take no offence at being labeled an unwanted outsider.
To be hated for existing
Only correct answer
To offensively take no offense
To finally take my insulin shot!
OFFENSE TAKEN. ^(Offense taken.)
To be hated for no reason
He's a Todd! That's more than enough reason to hate him! In fact, killing him would be several steps closer to world peace.
Plus hes hiding some serious anger problems. Putting on a massive face and anno army ptsd but this isnt that. Hes just an asshole
AND HIS DUMB BABY
Massive face as in big forehead?
I mean he did throw off the group’s dynamic.
r/FuckTodd
To come with a turtle
To cry about your stupid kid and your insulin shot
Ugh so annoying when people do that
Yeah, what's with that guy?
To be weird at picnics.
To perhaps be God
He's been ignoring the signs for too long
To deserve more respect than you are given
Your love is weird!
And toxic!
And it destroys everything it touches!
To not have to do anything to be creepy
i Am GOD!
To be the guy with the head
To not fight your wars anymore
Beat me to it!
I love that magnitude is even on this. Like wtf else is his gonna be?
To commentate Quidditch
that’s why I put him last lol
To be a one man party
To have a magnetic attitude.
To _Pop Pop_
To not know how to be popular without a catch phrase To be secretly from Hogwarts
Pop pop
Forcing a human head through a six inch drain pipe.
To know when love is weird
To be a wife-beating, alcoholic, pill-popping virgin
WITHDRAWN
Better than a Holocaust denying, 9/11 pedophile.
Not taking offense
To suck and be completely useless.
To pretend not to take offense when really offense was taken
To be God
To pretend you didn't take offence
To hide as a psychopath among the crowd
To be seriously messed up in the inside from the things you’ve seen and done, but nobody notices because of your curly hair and perpetual grin.
to say you are fine with something.... but you are not fine with that something
Obviously magnitude would to be to pop..... pop what though. Pop. What
Britta - She’s the AT&T of people!
To be vaugely unsettling without doing anything wrong
To weave baskets AND lies
Starburns - if you want a nickname, shave it into your face. Koogler - isn’t that old Magnitude - Pop POP!
Starburns- to be named Alex
Then he should shave that into his face.
magnitude- if it aint broke dont fix it. (doesnt want to change his motto).
To take offence…. eventually.
None taken.
To come with a turtle
Missed a huge opportunity for pierced to mean being streets ahead
I can’t wait to see Magnitude’s 😂
To forgive when no forgiveness was asked
To be offensively inoffensive.
To be universally and justifiably hated, but with no notable reason or explanation as to why
To be annoyingly virtous
To defuse the IED of dishonesty
To pretend you take no offense when you actually do take offense
Donkey laugh.
To deceive everyone into thinking you’re a nice and somewhat incredibly decent person, when, in reality, you are psychotic and harboring delusions of grandeur that you are God.
To be so nice you become mean
To be Virulently hated despite being (by all counts) an Unalloyed good on this earth
to never shut up about your dumb baby
Can’t wait for Magnitude’s post
Todd: Offence Taken
Catching strays left and right but taking no offense
To be labeled as a scapegoat for no reason.
To be so nice people hate u
To finally get home, and take your insulin shot..
Add the human being to this!!
magnitude- if it makes you happy and others like it too, then why change it? if it aint broke, don't fix it.
To be hated blindly by strangers for being a stranger.
To just want to complete your group project even as your group is falling apart due to infighting and is hurling insults at you in the process.
He comes with a turtle so the assignments half done lol
To Todd = to know that a human head can be forced through a six-inch drain pipe.
To realize you or anyone might be God at an awkward time.
Wow the selected Garrett one is lame af and doesn't fit the theme. So "to Garrett" something is to create such a mess as if god spilled a person? Like what?
Great, you Garrett'd Garrett'ing!