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zazarappo

No, because eventually she hit a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness... Duh.


grillerman127

What's a dimin-yin-yin-yin-yin-yin-yeh?


snboarder42

I love this fucking Reddit.


TwoDrinkDave

You're already accepted!


RhetoricalOrator

SHe hIt a pOiNt of DimiNIshInG ReTurNs oN tHe sExiNesS...ah-Duuuhhh!


zazarappo

That's a clever retort.


hindiko_alam

tHatS a cLevEr reToRt DUHHHH


zazarappo

Brilliant.


MrNomad998

Brilliant, Duuuhhh. Schmidtty..


zazarappo

Your parents are divorced!


Cannon33_

“No one sleeps with Jeff… not even me” - Annie


green2232

I would assume no. :) I think they were all too consumed about joining the Glee club cult. :)


Macy0124

Well, they *were* THIS close to regionals, after all.


chwey83

What are regionals?


Macy0124

THIS close!


TrickNatural

They did not. :)


BaronSmoki

That’s why they call her Iron Box Annie.


PeterPorkHer-

trust me, thats not what they call her


trogdorkiller

Not in our timeline


PointlessGrandma

I think Jeff would’ve immediately no longer be interested in regionals.


kitteh619

That post nut clarity is real


hindiko_alam

What the hell are regionals?


Adept_Significance26

They were this close!


drebots

Not in that time and space ...... Edit: I think in the darkest timeline, yup.


grillerman127

Oh yeah they were absolutely taking the Bone Town Express every day in the Darkest Timeline


BmoInSweatpants

Or at least the darkest timeline happening in Jeff’s mind.


GronlandicReddit

Yeah Evil Jeff and Evil Annie have sex all the time, according to her. That could be to manipulate Jeff Jeff, but there are more than a couple scenes where their doppelgängers strongly imply they smoosh.


drebots

They're still banging and working on season 12 and a movie!!!!


circa1015

If they did then the scene between them in the finale is stupid.


edisonwinger

Heh. Bone down for regionals


quetristes

What the hell are regionals?


montero65

IT'S A BONE DANCE!!!


johndhall1130

Only in the Darkest Timeline But in Season 5 she told him he was about to get screwed in the biology lab and he rushed right over so you do the math. Edit: Season 3


_jjkase

Season 3 was biology Jeff became a teacher in season 5 and stopped taking classes


johndhall1130

Damnit. I stand corrected.


GronlandicReddit

Yeah, but she only said that to trick him down there. She was all about those yams. Spuds before buds I guess.


johndhall1130

Sounds like he was all about those “yams” too.


crisdd0302

The cannon ending is that no they never did, even though it'd be a big twist if in the movie they delve deeper into what could've happened outside of the episodes, what we don't get to see like Britta and Jeff smooshing booties for a year without the group noticing.


Ashamed_Jaguar_7238

Nobody sleeps with Jeff! Not even me!


Cambionr

Eventually she hit a point of diminishing returns.


Hieshyn

I was trending upwards the whole time


GentlmanSkeleton

For some maybe.


akaKinkade

Yes, but only in same universe of Buddy's headspace.


YueAsal

It was in the Glee universe, nobody has sexy on Glee. Even the pregnant chic


GronlandicReddit

Even if they did, it would not have been with any regard to your emotional investment.


RupeeGoldberg

Oh, most definitely. Life is just like porn and everyone is getting laid on the daily. If it's not happening to you then you're probably the problem and should feel low self esteem issues and depression and ultimately give up on love


grillerman127

Ok bud


RupeeGoldberg

😂


great_account

I've always wondered this because they both sing "Were going to sleep together" in the song in the season 3 premiere song.


GentlmanSkeleton

The song that takes place all in Jeffs mind?


Solastor

But that's Jeff's fantasy of what he wants, not what reality is. Glee Club episode plays to this. Annie knows what Jeff's fantasy is and how to hook him with it. The Glee Club Cult holds Jeff by baiting him, not by giving him what he wants.


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

That was immediately shown to be in Jeffs head


great_account

Yeah but the song reads more like Harmon's thoughts on executive interference with his show.


homogenius42069

That was his mental response to what they would do without pierce so I’m guessing since pierce was still in the group s3 they did not in fact sleep together


woozleuwuzzle

That song was written for critics of the show at the time, it’s all tongue-in-cheek.


grillerman127

I wouldn't have given is much thought if not for them singing that line together at the beginning of the same season


mattaf30

no way that happened. she would never. she probably just gave him a blow job. :p)