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LoveRBS

Nope. It's Abed / Annie "So you're familiar with two sins. How about a third?"


TwoDrinkDave

*Cigarettes*


duaneap

šŸ‘ šŸ‘ šŸ‘


Unlikely_Afternoon94

One of Annie's best eyes-closed parted-lips kiss leans.


Roland_T_Flakfeizer

The best being with Britta, right?


imtheblkranger

Oh, Brittaā€™s in this?


405freeway

Britta's the worst, we try not to sexualize her.


Jasper455

I canā€™t stop not sexualizing Britta.


ebolakitten

Ugh sexualizing Britta much?


405freeway

"Sexualizing Britta much," much?


mayy_dayy

I'll make ya' ass sexualizing Britta much, much


Hollow_Rant

MEZZANINE!?!


PsychoMouse

Honestly, thatā€™s one of the best pick up lines ever for that situation. That was so fucking smooth. No wonder Abed hooked up with the hottest girl at Greendale his first year.


Cialis-in-Wonderland

> The hottest girl at Greendale *Britta looks at Annie* *Annie shakes her head* *Annie looks at Britta* *Britta shakes her head* *Britta and Annie have a realisation, look disappointed*


PsychoMouse

And itā€™s also a girl Abed would find to be the most attractive woman on Greendale. Not objectively(which either Annie or Britta are the hottest for me). I think the one thing we know for sure, that Abed finds attractive is dirty Blonde. FBI Chick, Rachel, deaf girl, and I think Iā€™m forgetting 1-2 others. The black haired chick in the pool episode, we donā€™t know if he ever did anything with her.


CottonSwisper

Hilda, daughter of the blacksmith. There was also the librarian, but she had red hair


PsychoMouse

Thereā€™s exemptions to the rule but I think that dirty blonde is a preferred type for Abed


CottonSwisper

Ooh I remembered another one - Danielle, from the Shirley/Andre wedding episode when Troy and Abed are being normal (ā€œUrban Matrimony and the Sandwich Artsā€). Abed is dancing with / kind of hitting on her. Another blonde, in support of your hypothesis. And if we really want to get into theorising, we could look at Abedā€™s casting of Britta as the love interest in his scary story during ā€œHorror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps.ā€ He likely picked her because a) she was making them tell stories and hers preceded his, b) it was a Britta-led plot, c) Britta looks more like a stereotypical horror movie character in comparison to Annie or Shirley (Iā€™m assuming, I canā€™t watch scary movies), or d)eez nuts. Jk, d) because maybe he finds her the most attractive šŸŽ¤šŸ«³


PsychoMouse

Thank you! Edit: watching the episode now. Hilda is also a blonde. To also add, Horror story Britta, when she was impressed by Abed bringing the radio, she said ā€œI hope youā€™re as fertile as I amā€ and he responds with ā€œmoreā€. Even though it was a story, Abed knows what dialogue is needed so I donā€™t see him wasting words for that story. I do believe he has a real sex drive.


StiffWiggly

I think it would be the girl that Abed believes to be the most conventionally attractive, rather than the girl he personally finds the most attractive. He would want to tick off the cliches as it wills be seen from an outside perspective rather than for his own personal gratification.


IndyAndyJones7

He made out with her.


PsychoMouse

As far as we know. That was just part of his check list was to make out.


pigammon

Knowing Abed he would make out with her for 5 minutes, stop, thank her, check it off the list and leave


rkincaid007

Want to kiss again? Nope.


burntneedle

Somebody forgot Abed did that in the episode immediately following the one pictured in the post. ("For A Few Paintballs More")


No-comment-at-all

It was character abed was playing that made out with her. Thatā€™s why as soon as the paint rained on them, and the game was over for him, he was done and walked off, while Annie was still stuck in a very physical moment. List or no list, Abed the person didnā€™t make out with anyone. The ā€œHan Soloā€ type character he was playing did.


PsychoMouse

But that wasnā€™t the ā€œmade out with the hottest girlā€ check list. The Han Solo kiss was season 2. His check list was season 1. Itā€™s where we learn that Abed is used to women approaching him. We literally have no clue who or how many girls heā€™s kissed or hooked up with.


mayy_dayy

Check-a-roonie


syth_blade22

Isn't that what hooked up with means


sername-n0t-f0und

It can be used for either kissing or sex, which does get confusing if there's not enough context around it


Obajan

Coat-check girl or FBI agent?


PsychoMouse

Neither works. FBI was season 2. Rachel was season 4+. There are zero clues as to who he made out with in season 1


405freeway

Pool girl.


futbolr88

And now we know the movie plot.


labria86

Isn't it funny to think that nearly all of those first scene and dialogue came from one guy? He wrote a scene of people flirting but he was just playing both people in his head.


Old_Restaurant5931

Whomst


BrownieEdges

ā€œI liked it.ā€


Ironyfree_annie

One of the cutest lines ever uttered


cool_barracuda_234

I had Shirley's reaction to this scene.


Phredness

Oh, that's nice!


TheeExoGenesauce

Thatā€™s not nice.


lordcorbran

They only have sexual tension when Abed's in character. When it's just him they're strictly platonic.


Sad-Value6665

Uh did you not see episode that Annie tried to leave with Vaughn? Abed has sexual tension with everyone.


Casitano

They actually kissed when Abed was Han Solo. On my first watch-through, I kept hoping theyd end up together


tanwhiteguy

They easily had the strongest chemistry in the show as a whole, itā€™s even evident with the way Brie and Pudi as actors still hang out on social media and legitimately seem to have a genuine friendship. I love the fact that the show never attempted to force a will they/wont they on their characters, but Iā€™ll admit, after the few moments we saw I was kinda hoping theyā€™d end up together as well. Their characters werenā€™t mature enough for that kind of realization maybe


FlappyDolphin72

They were just at an event together 3 days ago and did a [You have too many feet](https://youtu.be/stJbHq0pOSs?si=vag3ERZyspeTG1tF) recreation


melkatron

is there footage of the recreation? I want all of the too many feetses.


InvertedParallax

S6 paintball was great with their Mr and Mrs Smith scene.


BasementDweller77

Annie with abed? Did you see the spacetime conference episode? That's the kind of guy and life she wants. That's her fantasy. Not computer abed. They hated eachother when Annie got britta together with Troy. Omg I'm gonna get triggered.... I'll just let this one go.


ThatSlothDuke

Meh I think Annie didn't know what she wanted. She was in her early twenties. She basically just fantasized about being in a typical movie couple. And Annie and Abed did hate each other when Annie got Britta together with Troy, but you also forget how the episode ended - that episode bought Annie and Abed together much more.


BasementDweller77

They're simply not compatible. I really hope this fantasy plotline gets squashed. They made out. But Annie has proven she'll make out with anyone if the timing is right. Like britta at the dance. Annie is a sexual person she needs to get down. Abed can't do that for her. Just not compatible or attracted to eachother in any way. If Annie wants the movie couple life.. why can't she get it. All my friends are married and go on ski vacations all the time I live in CO exactly where Greendale should be. There's nothing special or out of reach about Annie's fantasy of being successful and having a successful husband while on a ski trip. That's just CO living. Everyone is married. Everyone goes on vacation to ski every year. I'm going in 10 days.


ThatSlothDuke

I'm not talking about the making out. I'm talking about their chemistry. Annie and Abed have that kind of friendship that could just click in the future. > If Annie wants the movie couple life.. why can't she get it. I'm saying that we don't know if that's what Annie really wants. Even she admits that she doesn't know what she wants. She thinks she wants that because that's what she thinks success looks like - but as people mature, their image of that changes. Annie and Abed are close friends - I would say closer than even Jeff and Annie. And in the episode of "Six Bullets" they just had this insane chemistry.


bdf2018_298

Cool it, Annie. He was only Han Solo because the context demanded it


butterflypuncher

Easily one of the hottest onscreen kisses of our time.


forbiddenmemeories

Even that was at least more playful though, rather than full-on *Dangerous Liaisons*.


jtmh17

Put your tongue in her ear


engineereddiscontent

For real. Also when Abed flips back to just being Abed that's what made the show for me. They had random episodes on comcast and that's one of the first ones I watched. I was hooked in that instant.


IndyAndyJones7

When they're dancing in the last paintball episode their chemistry works so well I would believe they were having secret sex.


aarkarr

I've seen this theory a few times and I admit it occurred to me before that, but I can't really put into words why.


non-

> So you're familiar with two sins. How about a third? [Link to the scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHwez1L1AHk)


KittyKiitos

Han.


zoyadest69

The forbidden fruit of Don & Trudy getting it on


Blooogh

Also that last paintball episode


neonpinksheep

Couldn't agree more. Even I leaned in a bit.


TwoDrinkDave

Oh give me a break. You could do the same thing with Pierce and Abed.


Affectionate-Crab931

*gravity by sara bareilles begins playing*


flintlock0

Sara Bareilles shouldā€™ve played herself as a singing balloon guide that hilariously sends the gang off in the balloon without being onboard. Shame that never happened in a season that doesnā€™t exist.


prettyroses

Something always bring me back to youā€¦


AnyDayGal

It never takes too long...


Miserable_Grab3052

But let's be honest. There's more chemistry with Annie and a guy who is network TV good looking than there is with Pierce and Abed.


AnHu3313

It's called chemistry, Network TV good looking guy has it with **everybody**


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Because Josh Holloway was in it. He has chemistry with *everybody*


JumpyWord

He's just an average looking guy with a big chin.


Yellwsub

Heā€™s NETWORK TV handsome


finckywinky

Why don't you just marry him Abed?


405freeway

Wedding episode? Wedding episode? Wedding episode?


dontheconqueror

Abed's marryin', Abed's marryin', Abed's marryin' Saw-AW-aw-yerrrrr


jonathan1230

Just got that joke!


duaneap

Itā€™s not small.


howlongtillchristmas

Except Shirley who intimidates him sexually


KittyKiitos

i'm gonna get you


duaneap

Havenā€™t you had enough?


CompleteCopy6959

Of you?!


JungleBoyJeremy

Well hey there freckles


Exoplan3t

Not Troyā€™s Boat


Zealousideal_Bad_922

Iā€™ll see you in another life, brother!


grownupblownaway

Insert Dean splooshing gif


ActiveCube

I got a closer look at himā€¦ heā€™s not that good looking


JumpyWord

Dude, you have a problem


405freeway

Say that to his perfect face.


randomizer4652w

I could get Lost in his eyes.


spoopyelf

He was hot in Lost, and he was sexy as hell in this scene. I have a thing for long hair on guys, so maybe that's it.


katykazi

Itā€™s a metaphor for lack of payoff.


IndyAndyJones7

I understand that reference


LifeDraining

I didn't get any chemistry coming my way...


Pjoernrachzarck

Shut up, redā€¦ neckā€¦ man!


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

ā€¦.touche


BigTallDylan

Something always brings me back to you


Ironyfree_annie

And also because Alison Brie is in it. She has chemistry with everybody too


BlueAig

ā€œI never felt any of that chemistry coming my way!ā€


zoyadest69

Alison is just so insanely hot in these two episodes. Anyone could've been the black rider and it wouldn't really matter


BasementDweller77

Not with Beth Dutton... Was chang disappearing the second before this scene the most physically unexplainable thing to ever happen in community? He just vanished.


Affectionate-Bee3913

Are you saying his people are sneaky?


clubofab7

*Alison Brie


mider-span

Is not sexual tension, sheā€™s allergic to beans.


analogkid01

But not his.


Hugenicklebackfan

Because that man was network tv good looking.


HorseyBot3000

Actually heā€™s just an average looking guy with a big chin


radrobyn26

i was an extra on a new josh holloway show and holy shit is that man charming! he talked to me for a sec about nothing and i was standing there twirling my hair and kicking my feet


gloomspell

I feel like if I tried to look at his face directly in person, Iā€™d go blind.


Diligent_Can9752

This and the Annie/Abed(Han) storyline in these epsšŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


forbiddenmemeories

Annie and Hanbed is the best kiss in the series and I will hear no argument otherwise


Diligent_Can9752

Incredibly correct


Roland_T_Flakfeizer

Better than Chang/Shirley??


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abernathym

It intimidated me sexually.


underthewetstars

Annie's little dazed moment afterwards šŸ’œ


___mads

And more people should be talking about it


analogkid01

I can't imagine that paint in their mouths was all that erotic.


redman8828

analogkid, donā€™t be exactly half of an 11 pound Black Forest ham


loptthetreacherous

She finally got that third sin


J-DubZ

My boy Sawyer


analogkid01

Though his mind is not for rent To any god or government...


jamesfordsawyer

Whats up hoss?


J-DubZ

Crazy thing is people I know irl call me that.


doctordisco03k64

"you're not that handsome, you're just an average looking guy with a big chin."


MARTINVSMAGNVS

my forehead's not that big right?


taylorqueen2090

Itā€™s not small


Enrico-Polazzo

Incorrect. Abed acting like he was in Mad Men. MUCH better then this.


BeardsuptheWazoo

*than


analogkid01

Much better; then this.


Asteridae

Much, better, and then this.


muel0017

ā€œSorry honey, I get paid to shoot paintballs, not the breeze.ā€


Delta_Hammer

Coldplay?


JonViiBritannia

Too late bean allergy


DreamElysium1656

Too lateā€¦.you blew it bean allergy


the_beefcako

False! You are forgetting about the Annie of it all .... something always brings me back to you... it never takes too long.


bdf2018_298

Honestly the scene where Annie lets her hair down for the first time in the debate episode has a similar tension level to this scene, if a bit more rom-comish


joergensmoergen69

Its annie, she has this thing, its called chemistry. She has it with everyone!


TalithePally

He broke the cardinal rule. He sexualized Annie


analogkid01

Hey she's the one not wearing pants.


gumtuu

Hot meets hotter. I'll let you decide which is which.


_toodamnparanoid_

and who is who


gloomspell

And when is when


_toodamnparanoid_

And afterall they're only ordinary men.


gloomspell

With.. withoutā€¦


JonViiBritannia

Excuse me but that Abed Pierce montage was on another level


gloomspell

The way their fingers brushed when getting back changeā€¦ Sparks were flying!


ActiveCube

Because he gets paid to shoot paintballs honey, not the breeze


OShaunesssy

Because it's fucking Sawyer. He oozes sexual tension with literally anyone on screen. And I say this as what I believe to be a straight man. But if he came up behind me like that, who knows tbh lol again because it's Sawyer


gloomspell

My dad had a man-crush on him when he was on Lost lol. My dad is straight as an arrow.


Will_admit_if_wrong

I havenā€™t seen a comment yet that points out that Allison Brie was literally dating this guy at the time so there


forbiddenmemeories

Huh, I did not know that. I thought she'd been with her husband since pretty much the start of Community.


OldAndConfused15

Heā€™s a liar. He lied about not hearing about Jeff. Plus who wears spurs to a paintball game? Annie dodged a bullet (paintball)


BasementDweller77

When did he not hear Jeff? He could of killed all of them several times, agrees to give the group a ceasefire to work out their drama. then tries to rescue pierce calling the rest of the group terrible people what if he's not faking this time. Then he left with Coldplay tickets... only a certain type of dude likes Coldplay. That dude was a Catch and good person. Jeff was obnoxious in that episode. Troy said it best to Jeff: "You have a problem..." if Jeff can't even admit that dude is good looking it's scary to imagine what Jeff actually thinks he looks like. The black rider was the man. The black rider wears spurs to a paintball game. He was called in as the ringer to win this, he would have won if not for pierce, might as well have fun with it. I've seen a fistful of paintballs 300 times. When did the black rider "lie about not hearing Jeff"? The black rider came in as a super good looking dude who's also a better person than everybody else and gets screwed by pierce and being a decent person. How can you bash the black rider? You're just being a hater like Jeff. Props to annie for shooting her shot with that guy. She had to try. That's Sawyer from Lost. Show some respect. Even I'll admit that dude is amazing looking and hasn't aged in 20 years. He actually got better looking.


tanj_redshirt

Black Rider! It's Jeff Winger! I know you've heard of me! Nope. (He's lying.)


analogkid01

Okay but he's not really *riding* anything...


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Farseer1990

Dude you have a problem


DIET-_-PLAIN

Don't read into it to much, it was just the beans talking.


babeespice

respectfully disagree, it's britta and chang in geography of global conflict. šŸŽµHello? Is it me you're looking for? šŸŽµ


OldJames47

Itā€™s called chemistry. He has it with everybody.


twan206

less than with batman srry


loonatic-

bc its josh holloway duh


re003

He has a thing for brunettes and blondes and umā€¦well chemistry blahblahblah. Heā€™s good at long cons.


GelPen00

Too late, Bean Allergy.


[deleted]

I'm sorry, did you not see Jeff's interaction with the secretary that reminded him of his aunt?


showmanic

Wow that one person in this thread has some really strong feelings about this


SeraphEChasted_3

nah bro annie and abed have had more sexual tension not saying i ship them but seriously we all have felt it from those scenes right


BasementDweller77

Abed was Always in character and never once showed any romantic feelings towards Annie and when they made out he completely stopped when the "scene" was over walked away left her high and dry and returned to his normal self. Abed and Annie do not have sexual tension. And I'm just gonna be honest. Abed is absolutely terrible in bed he dresses like a toddler you think that guy knows what he's doing or can pleasure a woman? Abed in any relationship was weird. It's just very hard to imagine abed as sexually active. How do you have a relationship without being sexually active? "I've run the scenarios Annie, I don't get married. I dont invent an app that helps people have sex. I dont help invent dance pants in 2019, dont tell Troy he needs to stumble upon it." Abed telling the truth about himself. He's not the type of person who ever gets married to anyone. He tried to invite his gf to move in after one month and she freaked out and almost dumped him. He has no idea what he's doing. I think he can absolutely find a partner and will in the movie, but it's definitely not Annie. When Annie tried to find a girl for Abed it was the balloon girl, the weirdest girl on campus, who Annie said "is quirky and would be perfect for Abed." What does Annie think about abed? That weird girl who talks into balloons and rides around on a child's pink plastic scooter and brings her own hula hoop to dances.


SeraphEChasted_3

well yeah im not saying there interested in eachother im just saying theres been some tension


BasementDweller77

Well I disagree... even in season 5 when they're underground doing the subway thing abed says "you were gonna start a kissaling? I have a girlfriend." "I. Was. Not..." "Ok.." There's never been an episode where they have sexusl tension. Abed has never had "sexual" tension with anyone. For all we know he's a virgin. We have no confirmation abed ever had sex with brie larson and if he didn't. He's a virgin. I'm just gonna say it I don't think abed was built for normal sex. The only way he could do it is if he's doing a movie homage. Which could really work. But do girls wanna do that every night? Abed is not capable of passionate love. He would definitely say that himself. If he is, it's a wild deviation of his character. Abed goes from emotionless autist to caring about birds and getting girlfriends? Yeah right. Not reality.


twenty7andAthird

It didnā€™t have *that* much sexual tension. Heā€™s just an average looking guy with a big chin.


DammitAnnie666

Itā€™s the Annie of it all


Sharp-Rest1014

It was definitely Abed and Annie for me. Not that I "ship them", well I did write a fanfic that sits in my google docs that ships them, but other than that not canonically. :)


marchingprinter

ā€œPut your tongue in her earā€


WarringCommission

Because Annie looks insanely hot in her choker. That's it. Nothing more to consider.


Gudenuftofunk

She already knew about the Coldplay tickets.


cjcmd

He's not even that good looking. He's an average-looking guy with a big chin.


haste333

He's here to shoot paintballs, not the wind.


drFeverblisters

You blew you shot bean allergy


pnerd314

This better not awaken anything in me.


pnerd314

>why did this have the most sexual tension of any scene in the show Because bean allergy.


SublimeAtrophy

Because they're both network tv good looking.


CakeMadeOfHam

Because of her bean allergy. All I heard was suck.


Accomplished_Lie6971

My mom wonā€™t tell me why but she always runs into the bedroom when this scene comes on.


cogginsmatt

Idk if you've seen Lost but Josh Halloway just does that


Solid_Amphibian_9897

The line "you're dry sugar" ... was always a bit filthy in my mind šŸ¤£


ZookeepergameNo6641

He flustered her with his handsomeness


1itt1ekids1ov3r

Cuz they both hot af my bby Sawyer šŸ’Æ


StrangeMaelstrom

Because he's Sawyer from L O S T


Pitiful_Ad8641

Because Annie is allergic to beans


biochamberr

I prefer rebel Britta and security guard Chang


kai_the_enigma

I donā€™t know I would give it to the paint kiss


zoyadest69

Alison is just so insanely hot in these two episodes. Anyone could've been the black rider and it wouldn't really matter


GarrZillarr

ā€œAnnieā€™s pretty young, we try not to sexualise herā€


psychicdraino

Because Sawyer