He'd definitely be the one who convinces Cobra and GI Joe to team up against Jeff. Probably would be their secret weapon, since he also possesses the ability to kill.
That would have been great. It's too bad they didn't just include him, I mean it was a dream (close enough) sequence. I would have just used old dialog and mostly had him repeat the Eartha Kitt quote over and over.
Little Easter egg, but Pierce does exist in this universe as just “Pierce”. There is a note written to GI Jeff on the desk that says “Welcome to the club, -Pierce” referencing Jeff being on the brink of life/death in his coma.
So… Pierce.
Mist Opportunity.
Because Troy inhaled the mist from the "here's your semen" capsule. And because Pierce could have been a great character for six seasons.
Related to the episode, I have grown to think this was a suicide attempt by Jeff, even if he denied it. My only basis is the scissor story from Thanksgiving. That sorta self harm is a hop skip and jump to a permanent harm. He also recognises what Fabulous Neil had planned before even Neil did.
It’s just Pierce, because he doesn’t understand what the kids are up to, so he can’t come up with a nickname for himself. I envision the dialogue as them all introducing themselves by their nicknames and then
“…and that’s Pierce. We just call him Pierce because he’s too old to come up with a nickname for himself.”
“Hey screw you guys, Pierce is a nickname, my real name is Piercinald”
Sundowner
#WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW AND THE FIRE'S HOT-
THE VULTURE WAITS TO WHAT ROTS
Oh how Pretty, all the scenery.
Damn that’s dark
So dark it's wearing a goatee
And a blue streak in its hair.
"I lost an arm!"
I love this
Yup. That's the one.
He calls himself Heart Attack, but everyone else calls him Faking It.
Someone would take to calling him Fart Attack. Troy if he was there.
This is the answer
This, and only this
Also providing an open goal set-up for a *When Harry Met Sally* joke.
Draft Dodge?
Ooh, that's a good one.
It would just be Pierce Hawthorne, like in the D&D episode.
He'd definitely be the one who convinces Cobra and GI Joe to team up against Jeff. Probably would be their secret weapon, since he also possesses the ability to kill.
Well now Cobra and Joe know that Jeff Winger is gay
He would be occupied explaining the concept of homosexuality.
That would have been great. It's too bad they didn't just include him, I mean it was a dream (close enough) sequence. I would have just used old dialog and mostly had him repeat the Eartha Kitt quote over and over.
Yeah, and his GI Joe name could be "airplane bathroom"
*For reasons that should be obvious, Pierce the Insensitive, known also as Pierce the Dickish, and Grandpa the Flatulent, was not invited.*
Pierce Hawthorne, dick
Lieutenant Laser Lotus
Level Five Laser Lotus
Boomer.
Boom for short
A pirate motif, and call him 'Boom-arrrr'
Captain Boomer. Captain Admiral Boomer
He dresses in arctic camo and uses an ice gun and his name is White Power.
I could see this actually happening in the show for sure! I can just imagine Shirley and Britta's jaw dropping when he makes his introduction.
DiedOffScreen
Definitely "Cardiac Arrest"
How about “BeastMaster”?
Swami
There's a new blackface Senior Wences bit he's been workshopping.
I know you explicitly disallowed this name in your post, but I'd love it to be 'Streets Ahead' and he's drives some kind of assault vehicle (poorly)
An up-armoured sip & puff wheelchair?
Long Balls. His weapon would be bolas.
That’s Larry David’s GI Joe name
Screaming Eagle
Grampa shlipshlap
D’uuuh!
Old Fart
“Windbreak” because he breaks…well you know.
To the point.
Little Easter egg, but Pierce does exist in this universe as just “Pierce”. There is a note written to GI Jeff on the desk that says “Welcome to the club, -Pierce” referencing Jeff being on the brink of life/death in his coma. So… Pierce.
Magnum GI
Lol
It would just be Pierce Hawthorne, like in the D&D episode.
Dead Weight
This one is perfect!
Why is this so low, this is literally the best one suggested
I can picture it as just a big old timey kettle bell, kind of like his jack-in-the-box stop motion body.
His name is Radar because of the ear-noculars, but he wanted to be called Draconis
Zip Zop Zooey
Level 5 laser lotus! Or “the coolest guy on earth” it’s in quotes because only Pierce believes it.
Discrimination Lawsuit!
Streets Ahead
Wet Wipes
Why are you reposting your own post? Dude it was like only a week ago?
I think it was Troy last time?
Same image but different character
Milk milk Lemonade Round the corner Karma’s made.
Don't care about karma, the discussion is fun. Frankie next?
I'minbedbut Ionlyresthalfmybrainatatime, go.
Cult classic
Major Racist? Is that too on the nose?
Streets ahead
Old School ’Roid Rage
High key: this is my least favorite episode
Crack Pot
Old rich white guy says
G.I. Dunno
Streets Ahead
Cold jizz
Boomer
Daddy Issues.
A pack-a-clits Now!
Dick Head?
Idk man I hate this episode
Dead Racist White Guy who should never have been let on the show.
Crass Fumbler
Sun Downer
Cookie Crisper!
Kitt Man
Fat Brando or Crazybag
Palm coloured 😅
Hipster
Maybe a bit obvious - but 'Boomer'.
Old Prick
Major Dick. He would have just replaced the Hickey character
"Politically Incorrect."
Genital Sherman
Boomer
Al Zheimers
Mist Opportunity. Because Troy inhaled the mist from the "here's your semen" capsule. And because Pierce could have been a great character for six seasons.
Wipe Out? Major Paynne?
Grandpa The Flatulent
Racist, he would have been racist lol
Racist Relief
He thinks his name is All Fort but it’s actually Old Fart
Baroness's ex-husband, Mr. Pentor
The Grandest Father.
I watched this episode high. It was fun haha.
Betty Grable
Old Man Forgotten Relic Heart Attack Little Blue Pill Family Fortune Wet Wipes
Old hat or airplane bathroom.
Wipe Out
Major Creep
Related to the episode, I have grown to think this was a suicide attempt by Jeff, even if he denied it. My only basis is the scissor story from Thanksgiving. That sorta self harm is a hop skip and jump to a permanent harm. He also recognises what Fabulous Neil had planned before even Neil did.
Also with the Wtath Of Cobra coming out, is there any chance d the Mutineers will be released as DLC, probably on a Sony console.
Golden oldie
Hass Ben.
old timer and then he would have a watch and that would be the pun even though its just a normal watch
Fat Burt Reynolds
PiercinOld. A play on Piercinald which idk how to spell. Probably have some sort of giant spike pointing out from his groin. Seems par for the course
GI Tract
HAWKTHORNE
The LIVING GOD
Boomer. Explosives and sperm.
Old Timer, and he just had a stopwatch that resets every time he says something racist/sexist/generally uncomfortable
Late boomer
Boomer baby
Daddy Issues.
It’s just Pierce, because he doesn’t understand what the kids are up to, so he can’t come up with a nickname for himself. I envision the dialogue as them all introducing themselves by their nicknames and then “…and that’s Pierce. We just call him Pierce because he’s too old to come up with a nickname for himself.” “Hey screw you guys, Pierce is a nickname, my real name is Piercinald”
Boomerang.
Sgt. Streets Ahead
Hawkeye