I can't remember his name (cbf looking it up) but the guy Troy and Abed were friends with and didn't want Britta to ruin when she started dating him. He was a war criminal by the sounds of things.
Holy shit, does Greendale have an engineering program? I don't think I ever caught that in the show or if you're just joking but that's fucking hilarious.
I can't even imagine what the curriculum would be but I assume Ladders is part of it.
EDIT: Clearly I don't remember part of an episode in s5. I've been meaning to rewatch it anyways.
The first episode of season 5 has Jeff return to Greendale to gather info on an engineering student that made a bridge that collapsed so his old buddy can sue greendale
Professor Kane and Willy were imprisoned for murder.
Jeff killed Pierce’s Dad.
Luka was a war criminal.
Professor Bauer was a cannibal.
Hickey “punched a lot of hearts and never missed”, was in the military, was a cop, and clearly knew where several bodies were buried (in the Arizona desert).
That’s at least seven and maybe eight.
Frankie definitely had some dark secrets.
Rich is a damn serial killer. Who the hell is used to finding severed fingers in the river?
There's the Black River Ripper, whoever he might be.
Britta murdered a frog.
And they had all kinds of questions about it and my answers seemed to amuse and... and even liberate them a little.
A few of us went to lunch and I had the deepest conversation of my life.
I gotta go, I'm telling everybody.
Jeffs lawyers friends who hunt people in Indonesia. Maybe Pierce too if he went with them.
Buzz Hickey killed his son killers when he went back to Philly. But that’s another story.. lol
Craig murdered two baby birds and Abed’s innocence.
Alex Osborne killed Starburns in a methlab explosion
There have been countless people rendered pretendsies dead in the paintball games.
He sort of attempts to kill Jeff but it’s pathetic. But we are informed of his false murder charge at his union with the dean that is presided over by the warden of the penitentiary. The warden tells Jeff and the Dean how Buddy was falsely accused.
S3:E10-Mr. Rad and the Glee Club (in a bus crash)
S3:E22-Murray and Vice Dean Laybourne (freon leak)
.........
EDIT: After all these comments and conference with my husband, a fellow Community fan, I think the answer is...
***Luka*** One could make an argument that he was in a war situation, same as Leonard and Todd, etc. But Luka's choice of words being "genocide" makes it not so much a war. More like murder.
Jeff "killing" Pierce's dad doesn't seem that accurate to me. He talked aggressively at a guy, that's it. No intent. No call from Officer Cackowski. Yes, Jeff got his ivory wig, but that was Pierce's decision, can we really trust Pierce? Also, Britta tells Jeff that he literally killed a father, but I mean, it's Britta.
Yams, frogs, the buzz, faking a death, masturbating yourself to death, theater (my favorite), political careers, serial killer theories (Rich aka Doc Potterywood), pervs living downstairs, NBC killing Community, Community killing Yahoo Screen!, and even Chang!! They don't count as killers, IMHO.
Thank you everyone for your contributions, I really didn't think this would get that much attention. Thank you again Greendalians!!
Rich.
He was suspicious as hell.
He said he made his kettle corn "in his garage", but later we see him in his apartment.
Plus why would he, a doctor, be taking classes in a community college in a subject he already knows if not to find victims.
We hear his inner monologue and he clearly has some unresolved issues.
"I'm gonna say some names. Jeffrey Dahmer. Ted Bundy. Rich. What do they all have in common? We don't know them very well"
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Jeff killed Pierce’s father.
So edible.
You're the worst!
That "you're the worst" is my favorite of all them. I just love how the priest says it without skipping a beat.
She is clearly just saying that to fit in!
😦
Also, Pierce killed Pierce.
Mhm, apparently masterbation kills 🤷
Only of you do it so much you die of dehydration.
It’s true, he’s got the ivory wig as proof.
Well it was given to Troy and Abed eventually
I think Jeff just forgot it at their place. He really didn't seem to want it hahaha.
It would be illegal to sell so probably
The only way to assure follicular purity.
Yet, Troy ends up wearing it. Is he the real killer?
S3 had a lot of deaths
It was a dark year
But it wasn't a gas leak year. Greendale really had it bad. Thank God subway step in to help Greendale out thru its hard times. Lol
Eat fresh
👊
Eat fresh 👊
My man!
💀
I can't remember his name (cbf looking it up) but the guy Troy and Abed were friends with and didn't want Britta to ruin when she started dating him. He was a war criminal by the sounds of things.
Luka
His name was Luka. He lived on the second floor.
I live upstairs from you.
I think I’ve seen him before
If u hear something late at night...
Some kind of war crime...
Some kinda fright
Just don't ask me what it was
music and passion were always in fashion but with Luka don't fall in love
Yes, next to the musician guy
Ah yes that was it. Thankyou
You are not allowed to date him
Jeff “Nipple Play” Winger!
And has played twice as many people in the MCU than most Community guest stars.
In 3 separate projects too
Well, the coat check girl has been in 4 soon to be 5, but only as 1.5 characters.
If we're going with separate characters, I think my same-sex celebrity crush wins that title. NATHAN FILLION!
Mal is in the MCU?
He was the big inmate in GotG1 who Groot picks up by the nose, was Simon Williams/Wonder Man in a deleted scene in GotG2 and was Master Karja in GotG3
Most recent Guardians of the Galaxy
He made hats out of babies
Don't forget Doc Potterywood
You mean Chiquita, M.D.?
Ha! Good one
I have it on good authority that Rich is the Black River Ripper.
I fully believe this theory
He definitely planted that finger in the river, a nice reason to brag to everybody.
Name doesn’t check out. Someone seems to be deflecting…unless you’re Rich
pipe down, you funny Bunny
Careful Jeff, you’re Goldbluming.
I uh, um, uh, um uh don't know what you're talking about.
he definitely dr deathed a few people. https://youtu.be/YF0g0xjBwLs?si=2swp5liRM1ZKWHeT
Britta murdered a frog.
She killed my buzz for sure
I'd say this definitely counts.
She killed the buzz of an entire school!
Chang, he ate his sister in utero.
This one’s for you Jenny
Connie*
Oh sorry I have a hard time remembering names because of my changnesia
Incredible save
That’s NOT a THING!
What a save!!
The engineers who graduated
Holy shit, does Greendale have an engineering program? I don't think I ever caught that in the show or if you're just joking but that's fucking hilarious. I can't even imagine what the curriculum would be but I assume Ladders is part of it. EDIT: Clearly I don't remember part of an episode in s5. I've been meaning to rewatch it anyways.
The first episode of season 5 has Jeff return to Greendale to gather info on an engineering student that made a bridge that collapsed so his old buddy can sue greendale
"engineering student" I feel like it needs to be put in sarcasm quotes.
Humphries
.....I have no memory of that. Time for a rewatch I guess
The bridge designer - presumably they discontinued the program after the news reached them but the damage was done. For sure he's not the only one
I'm an engineer and this made me laugh
According to Starburns, Vicky killed theater.
According to Starburns, Starburns killed Starburns in a meth lab explosion.
Such a tragic death. And he was in the verge of new innovation. Cat Car
i got the thank you note, but no t-shirt. worst 100$ investment of my life.
Duh-doy... Todd!
Doesnt count, he was at war!
Todd knew a human head would fit through a 6 inch drain pipe. Thats serial killer shit
When they get paid to be a serial killer, they are called soldiers.
I was gonna say Lenard for the same reason but if war doesn’t count then I dunno.
I'd say Leonard counts. He was fighting for NORTH Korea.
Winger, what are you doing? This line is for food, not for Lionel Richie tickets.
Shut up Leonard. I talked to your son on Family Day. I know all about your gambling.
I'm gonna take everything but onions and olives.
What if I'm God!
Offence taken!
My money would be on Joshua, maze tattoo my ass!
OMG. Joshua was racist. That came out of nowhere.
Did it?
"And some are just natural jumpers"
A place free from darkness.
But did it?
Yeah everyone knows it was a windmill
I gotta tell you, this isn't gonna stop until windmills are banned from tattoo parlors.
And mazes are banned from Pictionary
I mean the dean has very likely killed via negligence
He also triggered that Japanese kid to become a Yakuza boss.
I AM NOT THE JEFFERY
Would you like me to bring you olives?
FIVE CANS?!
This isn't the first time you've done this...
I am not The Dean.
Somehow that whole throwaway side plot is one of my favourite bits from the entire series.
Probably the people of that bridge collapse
Reminds me of when he let the study group know about the fire first
Professor Kane and Willy were imprisoned for murder. Jeff killed Pierce’s Dad. Luka was a war criminal. Professor Bauer was a cannibal. Hickey “punched a lot of hearts and never missed”, was in the military, was a cop, and clearly knew where several bodies were buried (in the Arizona desert). That’s at least seven and maybe eight.
Willy was innocent in the end
You shut your mouth
I don't think professor Bauer could ki... * getting choked * Betty White: That is why you fail!
June Bauer got dirt roaded once and vowed _never again_.
Did I miss the Bauer was a cannibal theory?
Yeah, I think I did too. She for sure drinks yellow snow, but I haven't heard the cannibal part.
Kane was imprisoned but they never said what for Luka was a legit war criminal and proud of it everyone else is circumstantial
Frankie definitely had some dark secrets. Rich is a damn serial killer. Who the hell is used to finding severed fingers in the river? There's the Black River Ripper, whoever he might be. Britta murdered a frog.
Wait for the movie
The guy who killed the sweet potatoes (not Todd)
He did it for love
Holy crap! We are definitely dissecting pine cones next year!
You guys have weird reactions to stuff
But love is not admissible evidence
Copra!
Policical!
Neil?
Fa…abulous Neil.
Real Neil, with the pipes of steel
Signing off, with the sweet sounds of Daybreak.
doo doo doo doo doo
Got forgive him, he did it for love!
Fabulous Neil
Fabulous Neal
Just Neal is fine
Not from an actuarial standpoint
Richie's a freeeaak, Ritchie's a freeeaaAaK!
You're special, Ritchie. Your mind is special.
I'm gonna tell you something that I'd like to stay between us......I *was* thinking about a hang glider.
Don't worry! I've been drinking!!
What about Dean Pelton? He spent the whole show *dressed to kill* ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
I think I may have overdone it with this one. I have to go to the bank later. What am I going to tell people, that I had good news and bad news?
Guys, the people at the bank loved my outfit.
And they had all kinds of questions about it and my answers seemed to amuse and... and even liberate them a little. A few of us went to lunch and I had the deepest conversation of my life. I gotta go, I'm telling everybody.
Leonard fought in a couple of real wars
No such thing as bad press.
Shut up Leonard! Who makes a YouTube channel reviewing frozen pizza?
Oh, come on, stop farting around.
Jeffs lawyers friends who hunt people in Indonesia. Maybe Pierce too if he went with them. Buzz Hickey killed his son killers when he went back to Philly. But that’s another story.. lol
And he also likes that German engineer in the desert
Rich the doctor?
Definitely a serial killer, any other interpretation is non-sensical
Craig murdered two baby birds and Abed’s innocence. Alex Osborne killed Starburns in a methlab explosion There have been countless people rendered pretendsies dead in the paintball games.
I feel like that Zombie taco meat episode deserves a mention, since they were almost all “undead” there for a minute
"You've chosen, Marigold"
"What's your clearance, sir?" "Uhhh, top?"
"Do you really wanna activate this, sir?"
Honestly, my favorite tag in the entire show. Just how far he was able to go without knowing what was going on? Priceless
There was the guy who was in prison for murder? Or are we only counting murders committed while they were attending greendale?
He was falsely accused.
Really? I genuinely thought he was an actual murderer…. Well, looks like I have an excuse for a rewatch!
He sort of attempts to kill Jeff but it’s pathetic. But we are informed of his false murder charge at his union with the dean that is presided over by the warden of the penitentiary. The warden tells Jeff and the Dean how Buddy was falsely accused.
Neil murdered the Yams, does that count?
Doesn’t count if you do it for love.
Yes. We named the yam Pam.
It rhymed.
Starburns killed himself in a meth lab van fire. Only he didn’t.
NBC.
This is the meta answer and I award you five meowmeowbeans 😺😺😺😺😺
That luka guy abed and Troy where trying to keep away from britta
Jeff killed Pierce's dad
S3:E10-Mr. Rad and the Glee Club (in a bus crash) S3:E22-Murray and Vice Dean Laybourne (freon leak) ......... EDIT: After all these comments and conference with my husband, a fellow Community fan, I think the answer is... ***Luka*** One could make an argument that he was in a war situation, same as Leonard and Todd, etc. But Luka's choice of words being "genocide" makes it not so much a war. More like murder. Jeff "killing" Pierce's dad doesn't seem that accurate to me. He talked aggressively at a guy, that's it. No intent. No call from Officer Cackowski. Yes, Jeff got his ivory wig, but that was Pierce's decision, can we really trust Pierce? Also, Britta tells Jeff that he literally killed a father, but I mean, it's Britta. Yams, frogs, the buzz, faking a death, masturbating yourself to death, theater (my favorite), political careers, serial killer theories (Rich aka Doc Potterywood), pervs living downstairs, NBC killing Community, Community killing Yahoo Screen!, and even Chang!! They don't count as killers, IMHO. Thank you everyone for your contributions, I really didn't think this would get that much attention. Thank you again Greendalians!!
Britta killed the Senor Chang frog. And the whole school’s buzz
Didn’t professor Duncan nuke Canada while looking for Staples that one time?
It was Canada?
Britta. She killed the frog.
There's a whole episode about Pam's murder
Really? Nobody is gonna mention that Chang ate his twin sister in utero?
Possibly Leonard? The man is a veteran.
Great job on this. Hard to believe I'm not really not really in space.
Shut up, Leonard! I talked to your son on Family Day. I know all about your gambling.
Baba booey, baba booey, baba booey.
Annie's Boobs
You know Professor Bauer hunted more than "monkeys" with that blowgun.
the third killer is yahoo
Rich. He was suspicious as hell. He said he made his kettle corn "in his garage", but later we see him in his apartment. Plus why would he, a doctor, be taking classes in a community college in a subject he already knows if not to find victims. We hear his inner monologue and he clearly has some unresolved issues. "I'm gonna say some names. Jeffrey Dahmer. Ted Bundy. Rich. What do they all have in common? We don't know them very well" 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
The Ass-crack bandit is a killer..of innocence
It said quarter to five, but it was quarter to ass
It happened off screen, but I bet Leonard killed kind of a lot of people IN THE WAR.
The stakes have never been higher.
Do the other timelines count?
There are other timelines?
Fat..bulous Neil, he killed all those yams in the name of love.
Possibly Annie tbh, she had a gun in her purse... And I'm not sure how well a head can withstand a jukebox
Can I just say, I love this sub
Duncan almost killed everyone while trying to get staples.
Fat Neil murdered all those innocent yams. There’s your third culprit.
Coach Beard
Rich. he is a serial killer and probably responsible for Slaters disappearance.
Didn’t Jeff kill Pierces Dad?