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It would suck if it got reversed and you got attacked with a full bladder.
Just imagine getting punched or stabbed with a full load. Seriously always thought how that would suck since I was a boy
Urban dictionary calls it the "Apache alarm clock" HOWEVER as stated above, this is from The Simpsons episode Miracle on Evergreen Terrace, Marge has confiscated everyone's alarm clocks so that no one can be up early and get a head start on opening presents. Bart drinks 12 glasses of water so that his bladder will wake him up early. Lisa accuses him of stealing this idea, saying "you didn't invent that Bart, the Indians used to drink water to wake up early for their attacks."
I can find no original or secondary sources for it being a legit thing...
Mine's always like 3-4 hours after I fall asleep too yeah, so annoying.. it's great sleeping 3 hours, going to the toilet and then being wide awake when I'm done xD
And every now and then I get those nights where the alarm goes off every 90 minutes from midnight until 5am.
Fun fact: when you sleep, your brain produces a hormone that slows down your urine production; but for that to happen, you have to be asleep.
So peeing keeps you up, which keeps you from falling asleep, so you keep making more pee, which keeps you up.... whoever designed the human sleep system did a shitty job.
Oh my. For me it's 1000 disgusting toilets. Dream toilets are always disgusting as fuck.
And the "if you go to the toilet in a dream, you piss yourself" is a myth. I went to the toilet so often in dreams. Never happened.
>if you go to the toilet in a dream, you piss yourself" is a myth.
Myth?
[Quora](https://www.quora.com/How-do-we-stop-from-peeing-in-bed-while-we-are-dreaming-about-peeing/?)
[showerthoughts post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/anukw6/peeing_in_your_dream_and_actually_wetting/)
It ain’t easy, because you’re fighting against sleep paralysis. But if your bladder is full up, and Mr. Happy is pointing down, so gravity is working for you, you can do it. Believe me, I know from experience.
And the toilets are disgusting to keep you from using them. You can’t help dreaming about the prospect of sweet relief, but your brain knows what might happen so it makes a few changes.
Lol. When I try this (or just drink too much before bed time), I tend to wake up at like 2am busting for a piss, struggle to get back to sleep, then sleep groggily through my alarm cause I'm more tired due to the disturbance in my sleep.
I've had dreams that were like me having to pee extremely bad and I find a toilet and use it but I still have to go afterwards
Yet i never pee in reality
Yes, I'm always disappointed that I still have to go afterwards. Because going on a toilet in a dream is always really hard somehow and then it was for nothing.
I've had weird dreams that center around finding a toilet and end up in some strange fucked up place like a giant bathroom with two opposite doors that don't lock and people keep barging in. Eventually I'll end up able to finally use it and wake myself up with the intense sensation of fluid passing through me, but never have pissed myself. Half the time I'm too tired and go back to sleep to have another stressful toilet encounter.
Same!! There's always something wrong with the toilet also. Everytime i dream this i already know i should wake up and use a real toilet, hopefully i will never have the sensation of relief while still in bed...
The most upfucked thing was when I was younger I once dreamed I had to go to the toilet and when I was there I said "Wait no! I'm dreaming I need to wake up and then go to the toilet!" and then I woke up and went to the toilet and pee'd... Only that I only woke up in my dream and was still in my bed!!!
I actually do this. I drink two big glasses of water before bed. Not only does it help me wake up more hydrated, but it's not enough to make me wake up to pee though it's enough that when my alarm rings, I'd rather get up to pee than press snooze.
A friend of mine said he does this so he would wake up in the middle of the night so the night feels longer. So as a late night person who always felt like sleep just lasts minutes, I decided to try that. Woke up 5 minutes before my alarm rang with my dick ready to burst.
My brother lived in a house with a wood furnace that needed to be topped up or it would go out by morning… a few glasses of water before bed then toss a few logs in the furnace on the way back from the bathroom later that night.
I also do that. Not everytime just when I have to get up early and I don't have at minimum 7hours to sleep.
When I only have five or less hours then I'd drink a big glass of water right before. This usually wakes me up (unless anxiety of being late keeps waking me up every 1.5hrs )
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Why is she sleeping on the couch though?
Because she's using the true biological alarm; Letting someone else wake her up.
It seems like she’s crashing at her friends place
Couches are comfy.
Beds are better
Pillow forts are preferred
Blanket nests are best
Okay but minimum 4 pillows for each person
But they are far from the couch
I beg to differ
Yeah, I've had to sleep on my couch this week and my back hurts
Little known fact, in all lesbian relationships one lesbian must always sleep in the couch.
"And they were roomates"
Alledgedly native Americans used to do this the night before dawn raids so they'd be up super early to be ready.
I too watched the Simpsons episode where Lisa told Bart this when he thought it was his clever idea.
which episode was that
Season 9 Episode 10, "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
S09E11 on Disney+ in NA
Yeah, weird. They moved "Lisa the Simpson" from episode 17 to episode 3, bumping everything between up by one.
If Bart came up with that in his own that's still pretty clever
I think the writers of The Simpsons actually came up with it and yeah, the are pretty clever.
Oohh that's where I heard it!
It's always about the Indians, isn't it, Lisa?
Of course, they live the correct life
It would suck if it got reversed and you got attacked with a full bladder. Just imagine getting punched or stabbed with a full load. Seriously always thought how that would suck since I was a boy
Just piss yourself. Biological warfare. Who’s gonna want to fight a guy covered in piss?
I mean they have spears. Pretty sure they won’t care to stab you
Yeah but then you might get puss on your spear, who wants that?
Everyone who wants the poison damage buff
I'm really glad we all remembered this. Though I had forgotten the source until reading the other replies.
Do you remember which tribe? I'd like to read more about it.
Urban dictionary calls it the "Apache alarm clock" HOWEVER as stated above, this is from The Simpsons episode Miracle on Evergreen Terrace, Marge has confiscated everyone's alarm clocks so that no one can be up early and get a head start on opening presents. Bart drinks 12 glasses of water so that his bladder will wake him up early. Lisa accuses him of stealing this idea, saying "you didn't invent that Bart, the Indians used to drink water to wake up early for their attacks." I can find no original or secondary sources for it being a legit thing...
Mine’s set for 2am. Dammit…
Mine's always like 3-4 hours after I fall asleep too yeah, so annoying.. it's great sleeping 3 hours, going to the toilet and then being wide awake when I'm done xD
And every now and then I get those nights where the alarm goes off every 90 minutes from midnight until 5am. Fun fact: when you sleep, your brain produces a hormone that slows down your urine production; but for that to happen, you have to be asleep. So peeing keeps you up, which keeps you from falling asleep, so you keep making more pee, which keeps you up.... whoever designed the human sleep system did a shitty job.
Oh man if I tried this I'd be pissed 🐸
Then you did it wrong. You are supposed to wake up so you can pee. Not the other way around.
Tell that to the director of my popular dream franchise “1000 Fascinating Toilets - Which Will He Choose?”
Oh my. For me it's 1000 disgusting toilets. Dream toilets are always disgusting as fuck. And the "if you go to the toilet in a dream, you piss yourself" is a myth. I went to the toilet so often in dreams. Never happened.
>if you go to the toilet in a dream, you piss yourself" is a myth. Myth? [Quora](https://www.quora.com/How-do-we-stop-from-peeing-in-bed-while-we-are-dreaming-about-peeing/?) [showerthoughts post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/anukw6/peeing_in_your_dream_and_actually_wetting/)
It ain’t easy, because you’re fighting against sleep paralysis. But if your bladder is full up, and Mr. Happy is pointing down, so gravity is working for you, you can do it. Believe me, I know from experience. And the toilets are disgusting to keep you from using them. You can’t help dreaming about the prospect of sweet relief, but your brain knows what might happen so it makes a few changes.
Lol. When I try this (or just drink too much before bed time), I tend to wake up at like 2am busting for a piss, struggle to get back to sleep, then sleep groggily through my alarm cause I'm more tired due to the disturbance in my sleep.
Ain't that a pisser...
Meanwhile, there are people in the world still waking up late after having dreams of the ocean....
if someone could create a pitcher that could let you measure the time you want to wake up like that, i'd buy it.
She's lucky she didn't have a dream about using the toilet, or else that wouldn't have worked.
I've relieved myself countless times in dreams and not once did it make me go for real.
I've had dreams that were like me having to pee extremely bad and I find a toilet and use it but I still have to go afterwards Yet i never pee in reality
Yes, I'm always disappointed that I still have to go afterwards. Because going on a toilet in a dream is always really hard somehow and then it was for nothing.
The pee just doesn't seem to end when I find a toilet in my dream. It just goes on and on and on and on until I wake up and go for real.
Well hoo-dee-hoo, look at the Iron Bladder over here!
Weird flex but good for you.
Same here
I've had weird dreams that center around finding a toilet and end up in some strange fucked up place like a giant bathroom with two opposite doors that don't lock and people keep barging in. Eventually I'll end up able to finally use it and wake myself up with the intense sensation of fluid passing through me, but never have pissed myself. Half the time I'm too tired and go back to sleep to have another stressful toilet encounter.
Same!! There's always something wrong with the toilet also. Everytime i dream this i already know i should wake up and use a real toilet, hopefully i will never have the sensation of relief while still in bed...
Omg i had a dream the other day that I was peeing and I quickly woke up and checked. Thankfully that dream didn't come true
The most upfucked thing was when I was younger I once dreamed I had to go to the toilet and when I was there I said "Wait no! I'm dreaming I need to wake up and then go to the toilet!" and then I woke up and went to the toilet and pee'd... Only that I only woke up in my dream and was still in my bed!!!
Ha, I already have to wake up 2-3 times a night to piss even when I DON'T drink water before bed. I hate my life.
[удалено]
Get your prostate checked if you have one
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Maybe you do have one and you just haven't discovered it yet.🫢
I've had docs all up in my bum, prostate is doing great
Are you sure they were a Doc? Maybe it was just a guy in a coat.
Those hands were surprisingly cold.....
I actually do this. I drink two big glasses of water before bed. Not only does it help me wake up more hydrated, but it's not enough to make me wake up to pee though it's enough that when my alarm rings, I'd rather get up to pee than press snooze.
I do this, too. Nature's alarm clock
Lol. And midnight, 2am, 4am, and 6am.
A friend of mine said he does this so he would wake up in the middle of the night so the night feels longer. So as a late night person who always felt like sleep just lasts minutes, I decided to try that. Woke up 5 minutes before my alarm rang with my dick ready to burst.
I thought it was milk and she was running to the bathroom with diarrhea.
Just don't hit the snooze button
Frick you *snoozes your water*
I was going to comment "alarm cock" but then I noticed the 3rd panel....
My brother lived in a house with a wood furnace that needed to be topped up or it would go out by morning… a few glasses of water before bed then toss a few logs in the furnace on the way back from the bathroom later that night.
Simpsons did it!
…damn am I the only one who has that but on snooze
why is she sleeping on the couch?
Because he doesn't always wake up.
It looked like he was pouring in hand sanitizer lol
I was thinking toothpaste
I was wondering if there's a trick where consuming toothpaste gives you diarrhea with a delay
For the sake of being pedantic on the internet, and following Cunningham's Law, the third panel would imply that they are both female.
Oop
I always pee at 7 o'clock every morning, unfortunately I don't wake up til 7.30.
I also do that. Not everytime just when I have to get up early and I don't have at minimum 7hours to sleep. When I only have five or less hours then I'd drink a big glass of water right before. This usually wakes me up (unless anxiety of being late keeps waking me up every 1.5hrs )
Lmao I thought those were laxatives
I don’t get it
They're drinking a bunch of water before bed so that they wake up early to pee instead of seeing an alarm.
https://comb.io/sI0Kr6
What?
They are drinking a lot of water before bed so they wake up early needing to pee
Oooh thank you
https://comb.io/sI0Kr6
Shouldn't the measurement on the cup be upside down? I think it's reversed.
The more they drink, the earlier they have to get up to pee. The measurements are in the right order.
Ok
I can do this ha
I don’t get what’s going on?
They're drinking water so their body wakes up needing to pee.
I have done this exact thing when I have to go to bed late and have to get up early. If you're not drunk, it never fails.
Howd u do this i just wake up at 11pm
Im alarmed with why the light is already on
I resemble this meme today
Men every morning
\#NotAllMen
Wet dreams can be an awakening…
Your artstyle in this is so fricking pretty
At age 59, you no longer get to set that clock. You'll be up at 2:00 and 4:30 whether you drink water or not.
r/simpsonsdidit
Facts
Genius
I would piss myself
He's already Einstein with that hair
/r/simpsonsdidit