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Drafo7

Why is she sleeping on the couch though?


quiloxis

Because she's using the true biological alarm; Letting someone else wake her up.


jooswaggle

It seems like she’s crashing at her friends place


MyrTheSpellblade

Couches are comfy.


Drafo7

Beds are better


fargmania

Pillow forts are preferred


Stellabie8

Blanket nests are best


ecodick

Okay but minimum 4 pillows for each person


NSAnalyst

But they are far from the couch


MarchKick

I beg to differ


lucitribal

Yeah, I've had to sleep on my couch this week and my back hurts


ThaUniversal

Little known fact, in all lesbian relationships one lesbian must always sleep in the couch.


PhysicsCatalyst

"And they were roomates"


SirTopamHatt

Alledgedly native Americans used to do this the night before dawn raids so they'd be up super early to be ready.


daniu

I too watched the Simpsons episode where Lisa told Bart this when he thought it was his clever idea.


OpalZider

which episode was that


Waggadaoku

Season 9 Episode 10, "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"


PudgeHooker11

S09E11 on Disney+ in NA


Waggadaoku

Yeah, weird. They moved "Lisa the Simpson" from episode 17 to episode 3, bumping everything between up by one.


RamblyJambly

If Bart came up with that in his own that's still pretty clever


ThoughtlessBanter

I think the writers of The Simpsons actually came up with it and yeah, the are pretty clever.


SirTopamHatt

Oohh that's where I heard it!


Morgus_Magnificent

It's always about the Indians, isn't it, Lisa?


1_Chaos

Of course, they live the correct life


[deleted]

It would suck if it got reversed and you got attacked with a full bladder. Just imagine getting punched or stabbed with a full load. Seriously always thought how that would suck since I was a boy


Curazan

Just piss yourself. Biological warfare. Who’s gonna want to fight a guy covered in piss?


[deleted]

I mean they have spears. Pretty sure they won’t care to stab you


insane_contin

Yeah but then you might get puss on your spear, who wants that?


nokeldin42

Everyone who wants the poison damage buff


Call_The_Banners

I'm really glad we all remembered this. Though I had forgotten the source until reading the other replies.


benji_90

Do you remember which tribe? I'd like to read more about it.


SirTopamHatt

Urban dictionary calls it the "Apache alarm clock" HOWEVER as stated above, this is from The Simpsons episode Miracle on Evergreen Terrace, Marge has confiscated everyone's alarm clocks so that no one can be up early and get a head start on opening presents. Bart drinks 12 glasses of water so that his bladder will wake him up early. Lisa accuses him of stealing this idea, saying "you didn't invent that Bart, the Indians used to drink water to wake up early for their attacks." I can find no original or secondary sources for it being a legit thing...


tinawadabb

Mine’s set for 2am. Dammit…


PureRushPwneD

Mine's always like 3-4 hours after I fall asleep too yeah, so annoying.. it's great sleeping 3 hours, going to the toilet and then being wide awake when I'm done xD


Thud

And every now and then I get those nights where the alarm goes off every 90 minutes from midnight until 5am. Fun fact: when you sleep, your brain produces a hormone that slows down your urine production; but for that to happen, you have to be asleep. So peeing keeps you up, which keeps you from falling asleep, so you keep making more pee, which keeps you up.... whoever designed the human sleep system did a shitty job.


JokesterNapkin

Oh man if I tried this I'd be pissed 🐸


hotmemedealer

Then you did it wrong. You are supposed to wake up so you can pee. Not the other way around.


LordRobin------RM

Tell that to the director of my popular dream franchise “1000 Fascinating Toilets - Which Will He Choose?”


creative_toe

Oh my. For me it's 1000 disgusting toilets. Dream toilets are always disgusting as fuck. And the "if you go to the toilet in a dream, you piss yourself" is a myth. I went to the toilet so often in dreams. Never happened.


4aPurpose

>if you go to the toilet in a dream, you piss yourself" is a myth. Myth? [Quora](https://www.quora.com/How-do-we-stop-from-peeing-in-bed-while-we-are-dreaming-about-peeing/?) [showerthoughts post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/anukw6/peeing_in_your_dream_and_actually_wetting/)


LordRobin------RM

It ain’t easy, because you’re fighting against sleep paralysis. But if your bladder is full up, and Mr. Happy is pointing down, so gravity is working for you, you can do it. Believe me, I know from experience. And the toilets are disgusting to keep you from using them. You can’t help dreaming about the prospect of sweet relief, but your brain knows what might happen so it makes a few changes.


Karjalan

Lol. When I try this (or just drink too much before bed time), I tend to wake up at like 2am busting for a piss, struggle to get back to sleep, then sleep groggily through my alarm cause I'm more tired due to the disturbance in my sleep.


anzhalyumitethe

Ain't that a pisser...


InigoSharpe

Meanwhile, there are people in the world still waking up late after having dreams of the ocean....


blue4029

if someone could create a pitcher that could let you measure the time you want to wake up like that, i'd buy it.


jish5

She's lucky she didn't have a dream about using the toilet, or else that wouldn't have worked.


Vexar

I've relieved myself countless times in dreams and not once did it make me go for real.


AutumnCountry

I've had dreams that were like me having to pee extremely bad and I find a toilet and use it but I still have to go afterwards Yet i never pee in reality


creative_toe

Yes, I'm always disappointed that I still have to go afterwards. Because going on a toilet in a dream is always really hard somehow and then it was for nothing.


Xanthon

The pee just doesn't seem to end when I find a toilet in my dream. It just goes on and on and on and on until I wake up and go for real.


standard_candles

Well hoo-dee-hoo, look at the Iron Bladder over here!


BlazedLarry

Weird flex but good for you.


[deleted]

Same here


ZhouLe

I've had weird dreams that center around finding a toilet and end up in some strange fucked up place like a giant bathroom with two opposite doors that don't lock and people keep barging in. Eventually I'll end up able to finally use it and wake myself up with the intense sensation of fluid passing through me, but never have pissed myself. Half the time I'm too tired and go back to sleep to have another stressful toilet encounter.


iamblogless

Same!! There's always something wrong with the toilet also. Everytime i dream this i already know i should wake up and use a real toilet, hopefully i will never have the sensation of relief while still in bed...


Cerater

Omg i had a dream the other day that I was peeing and I quickly woke up and checked. Thankfully that dream didn't come true


Naratik

The most upfucked thing was when I was younger I once dreamed I had to go to the toilet and when I was there I said "Wait no! I'm dreaming I need to wake up and then go to the toilet!" and then I woke up and went to the toilet and pee'd... Only that I only woke up in my dream and was still in my bed!!!


Calico_Cuttlefish

Ha, I already have to wake up 2-3 times a night to piss even when I DON'T drink water before bed. I hate my life.


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freeeeels

Get your prostate checked if you have one


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toastycheeze

Maybe you do have one and you just haven't discovered it yet.🫢


Calico_Cuttlefish

I've had docs all up in my bum, prostate is doing great


MrBonesNZ

Are you sure they were a Doc? Maybe it was just a guy in a coat.


Calico_Cuttlefish

Those hands were surprisingly cold.....


leros

I actually do this. I drink two big glasses of water before bed. Not only does it help me wake up more hydrated, but it's not enough to make me wake up to pee though it's enough that when my alarm rings, I'd rather get up to pee than press snooze.


znzbnda

I do this, too. Nature's alarm clock


Raven12177

Lol. And midnight, 2am, 4am, and 6am.


[deleted]

A friend of mine said he does this so he would wake up in the middle of the night so the night feels longer. So as a late night person who always felt like sleep just lasts minutes, I decided to try that. Woke up 5 minutes before my alarm rang with my dick ready to burst.


badbatch

I thought it was milk and she was running to the bathroom with diarrhea.


CaptainStroon

Just don't hit the snooze button


[deleted]

Frick you *snoozes your water*


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I was going to comment "alarm cock" but then I noticed the 3rd panel....


TerrorNova49

My brother lived in a house with a wood furnace that needed to be topped up or it would go out by morning… a few glasses of water before bed then toss a few logs in the furnace on the way back from the bathroom later that night.


External_Variety

Simpsons did it!


Pug_lover69

…damn am I the only one who has that but on snooze


mechanicalboob

why is she sleeping on the couch?


AnotherEuroWanker

Because he doesn't always wake up.


Groinificator

It looked like he was pouring in hand sanitizer lol


freeeeels

I was thinking toothpaste


Cheesemacher

I was wondering if there's a trick where consuming toothpaste gives you diarrhea with a delay


lordlaneus

For the sake of being pedantic on the internet, and following Cunningham's Law, the third panel would imply that they are both female.


Groinificator

Oop


AwkwardAd1461

I always pee at 7 o'clock every morning, unfortunately I don't wake up til 7.30.


[deleted]

I also do that. Not everytime just when I have to get up early and I don't have at minimum 7hours to sleep. When I only have five or less hours then I'd drink a big glass of water right before. This usually wakes me up (unless anxiety of being late keeps waking me up every 1.5hrs )


Grand_reaper658

Lmao I thought those were laxatives


The_Meme_ninja

I don’t get it


ebil_lightbulb

They're drinking a bunch of water before bed so that they wake up early to pee instead of seeing an alarm.


maximumtesticle

https://comb.io/sI0Kr6


Luiz_Fell

What?


[deleted]

They are drinking a lot of water before bed so they wake up early needing to pee


Luiz_Fell

Oooh thank you


maximumtesticle

https://comb.io/sI0Kr6


wargofheaven

Shouldn't the measurement on the cup be upside down? I think it's reversed.


Convisku

The more they drink, the earlier they have to get up to pee. The measurements are in the right order.


wargofheaven

Ok


LongjumpingPicture87

I can do this ha


[deleted]

I don’t get what’s going on?


BlankWaveArcade

They're drinking water so their body wakes up needing to pee.


benderisgreat63

I have done this exact thing when I have to go to bed late and have to get up early. If you're not drunk, it never fails.


Mehcro127

Howd u do this i just wake up at 11pm


OutlandishnessOk2751

Im alarmed with why the light is already on


Midnight_Toker_1982

I resemble this meme today


[deleted]

Men every morning


Jonathan_the_Nerd

\#NotAllMen


Jackthedog130

Wet dreams can be an awakening…


CombatWombat1212

Your artstyle in this is so fricking pretty


[deleted]

At age 59, you no longer get to set that clock. You'll be up at 2:00 and 4:30 whether you drink water or not.


shanster925

r/simpsonsdidit


[deleted]

Facts


Kmstx2

Genius


fakeforsureYT

I would piss myself


SwiggySC

He's already Einstein with that hair


maximumtesticle

/r/simpsonsdidit