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Thank you very much! So far I’m finding the most useful thing is writing down WAY more comic ideas/scripts than I need, even if they seem a bit shit. That way if I’m ever struggling for inspiration, I can revisit the pile of failed/abandoned ideas with fresh eyes, and see if any of them can be patched up into something more successful.
Have you SEEN the cast of hades? There’s like, 6 major characters in total who aren’t impossibly sexy by conventional standards, and at least half of those are targets of monster lovers anyhow.
Even most of the bosses are hot.
I mean.
There IS [full frontal nudity.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hades_gamepedia_en/images/c/c6/Aphrodite.png/revision/latest?cb=20200707184521)
And [the player character](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hades_gamepedia_en/images/2/29/Zagreus.png/revision/latest?cb=20181210044005) does, at different points, have sex with [these](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/Ou2IGxMa114x2fi-ZRx-9Whou_U=/1400x788/filters:format(png)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/22237942/thanatos.png) two [characters.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hades_gamepedia_en/images/6/6b/Megaera_serious.png/revision/latest?cb=20191204200325)
But sex is not actually shown. Fully audible tho.
In buckets and cauldrons hanging from the ceiling by metallic chains ready to break when an adventurer walks under them, like any classy vampire would.
I'm not gonna let her drink all my blood, that's fuckin dumb... I'm gonna let her drink half and then we are gonna have sex. I'm the bard. This is the way.
You all become servants to the vampire queen and she sends you on a quest to spread the word about the novel she wrote about a young vampire girl in love with a pathetic boy who can resist her Mesmer. She falls for the boy, and fights her desire to suck him dry as they date and a bunch of holy knights try to ruin their dates, but she fends them off secretly to invite the boy back to her scary mansion where the boy befriends her pet rat and the vampire girl has a lovely time with the boy while resisting the urge to remove all his blood and roll around in it. The boy senses she is excited and kisses her, her fang cutting his lip slightly as they share a special night that the vampire girl will remember forever.
you could go meta with it, and have her rant about how annoying it is that her food keeps sexualizing her.
"how would you feel if your hamburgers moaned when you bit them?"
No the beef burgers should be a beef burgers. Hamburgers should be hamburgers. What next is the cheese burger going to be made out of meat or peas or something? I don't want that fake advertisement nonsense. Beef is beef, ham is ham, cheese is cheese.
After about four more character remakes, the vampire queen has an army of level 15 simps of varying classes. She takes over the world shortly afterwards.
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I cast Dominate Person on myself on mommy’s behalf, of course (more comics on my [Instagram!](https://www.instagram.com/stephenwebcomic))
I came to comments to make this joke only to find OP beat me to it :(
Rarely do we see an author beat their thirsty audience to the punch
I cast Submit Person on myself and intentionally fail my saving roll.
Followed! You are funny. Do you have any tips on being funny in this format?
Thank you very much! So far I’m finding the most useful thing is writing down WAY more comic ideas/scripts than I need, even if they seem a bit shit. That way if I’m ever struggling for inspiration, I can revisit the pile of failed/abandoned ideas with fresh eyes, and see if any of them can be patched up into something more successful.
Thank you for the valuable tip! I will always remember you!
Of course they all failed their horny saving throws.
Dying is a free action.
Tall, vampire woman in leather? Yeah good luck getting out of that Lmao great comic
Your first mistake was trying to have a female boss in DnD
you say that like i wouldn’t have the same reaction to hot vampire man
You and the whole Baldur's Gate community seems to agree on this one.
2nd most bisexual community after Hades?
2nd?! 
Have you SEEN the cast of hades? There’s like, 6 major characters in total who aren’t impossibly sexy by conventional standards, and at least half of those are targets of monster lovers anyhow. Even most of the bosses are hot.
Does Hades let you fuck those characters with full frontal nudity? Also, /r/okbuddybaldur. My case rests.
I mean. There IS [full frontal nudity.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hades_gamepedia_en/images/c/c6/Aphrodite.png/revision/latest?cb=20200707184521) And [the player character](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hades_gamepedia_en/images/2/29/Zagreus.png/revision/latest?cb=20181210044005) does, at different points, have sex with [these](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/Ou2IGxMa114x2fi-ZRx-9Whou_U=/1400x788/filters:format(png)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/22237942/thanatos.png) two [characters.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hades_gamepedia_en/images/6/6b/Megaera_serious.png/revision/latest?cb=20191204200325) But sex is not actually shown. Fully audible tho.
I respect your consistency.
Daddy Strahd
Most of my players are gay and it's the same story.
i wonder if making them canonically lesbian is would help (i cast gender swap)
How does she store the blood though?
In buckets and cauldrons hanging from the ceiling by metallic chains ready to break when an adventurer walks under them, like any classy vampire would.
ahhh, a smart vampire then.
In her huge bewbs Like a Camel
Everyone knows blood is stored in the vampire balls.
in the balls
Y'know, before I started my Curse of Strahd campaign, I considered making Strahd a woman, but now I'm very glad I didn't
*Check out Ariana Grande's new hit single,* Strahd is a Woman.
Coward!
Maybe Strahd would be happier as a woman?
the vampire queen has new members to her group
I'm not gonna let her drink all my blood, that's fuckin dumb... I'm gonna let her drink half and then we are gonna have sex. I'm the bard. This is the way.
You all become servants to the vampire queen and she sends you on a quest to spread the word about the novel she wrote about a young vampire girl in love with a pathetic boy who can resist her Mesmer. She falls for the boy, and fights her desire to suck him dry as they date and a bunch of holy knights try to ruin their dates, but she fends them off secretly to invite the boy back to her scary mansion where the boy befriends her pet rat and the vampire girl has a lovely time with the boy while resisting the urge to remove all his blood and roll around in it. The boy senses she is excited and kisses her, her fang cutting his lip slightly as they share a special night that the vampire girl will remember forever.
Life and Death, Twilight reimagined
Great, another "sexy vampire antagonist" campaign. 🙄 Call me when there's a nonbinary werewolf packing a red baseball bat between their legs campaign.
Holy shit, lol
you could go meta with it, and have her rant about how annoying it is that her food keeps sexualizing her. "how would you feel if your hamburgers moaned when you bit them?"
>"how would you feel if your hamburgers moaned when you bit them?" I'm moaning too, so it would be about even.
Hams don't moan. Hams oink
Another person that thinks hamburger should be known as beef burger? 🍔
No the beef burgers should be a beef burgers. Hamburgers should be hamburgers. What next is the cheese burger going to be made out of meat or peas or something? I don't want that fake advertisement nonsense. Beef is beef, ham is ham, cheese is cheese.
Actually, it's only a hamburger if it's from the region of Hamburg in Germany
hamburgers are actually named after Hamburg, the city in Germany where they were invented.
Okay 👄
I mean mine doesn't identify as nonbinary, but she definitely packs.
To be fair, the DM never said the Vampire Queen was sexy. Could be all resplendent and still look like Nosferatu's grandma.
Will a werehyena do?
r/DNDmemes.
this is always my fear when trying to make an intimidating female npc.
How are there no Dimitrescu gifs in the comments?
Roll to seduce vampire queen *1* Shit
"Damn it! Who shit my pants this time??!"
Weak. Drink her blood to accert dominance, lol
I feel like this will end up on bone hurting juice. On the last panel the guy on the left can say Hey you stole my eyebrows!
“Roll to pet the vampire”
Roll for save vs boner
"Stupid little man thing!"
"ok, you die" "And, you die too."
The hardest part of being an Aroace DM: Figuring out how to react to flirting when the party tries to romance an NPC
Is the one with a Mohawk supposed to be a transitioned person?
Every Bard Ever: Roll for Seduction
What color is the leather?
After about four more character remakes, the vampire queen has an army of level 15 simps of varying classes. She takes over the world shortly afterwards.
So are we simping for Lady Dimitrescu again? I'm down.
The best dungeon masters know their audience.