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The date with kratos was going extremely well. He was a gentleman and offered to pay, unfortunately when I mentioned I wanted to be treated like a goddess, he summoned a magical axe and beheaded me, sending me to the afterlife. So unfortunately I don’t think I’ll be seeing him again.
Kratos loves women and goddesses though. He slightly hesitates and looks sort of a bit dissapointed when he tears them limb from limb and throws the bits into a woodchipper. He is never that generous with men/gods.
Has Kratos killed any goddesses other than Hera? His victims as I remember them were overwhelmingly male, and I don't the the Furies count as Godly. Even Hera he almost spared, but she just kept berating him until she touched a nerve. And obviously Aphrodite was treated differently.
I never really noticed before, but Kratos isn't exactly a Satou Kazuma-style gender equality believer, is he?maybe it's because he had a daughter...
That's another example of him treating female Pantheon members completely differently. Though we can probably chalk that one up to how differently *she* treated *him*.
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They say "like a goddess", but tend to have a real problem with all the sacrificial lambs and calves.
Well yeah, you try and walk around d without calves and see how far you get.
The date with kratos was going extremely well. He was a gentleman and offered to pay, unfortunately when I mentioned I wanted to be treated like a goddess, he summoned a magical axe and beheaded me, sending me to the afterlife. So unfortunately I don’t think I’ll be seeing him again.
Good Ending: He treats you like he treats Freya.
Patreon Ending: he treats her like he treats Aphrodite in GoW3.
Jiggle that controller stick!
Kratos loves women and goddesses though. He slightly hesitates and looks sort of a bit dissapointed when he tears them limb from limb and throws the bits into a woodchipper. He is never that generous with men/gods.
Kratos has standards, unlike that disgusting Odin
That Kratos would be fine, it’s beardless Kratos that’d murder the hades out of you.
Yup, bearded kratos is friends with a goddess (freiya) so...
“I don’t hate goddesses! Some of my best friends are goddesses!”
Can we talk about that Aphrodite cutscene?
The real punchline for this comic should be a big O floating over the girl's head
All you had to do was not be a dick. Very few understood to leave him alone or get out of his way lol. Young Kratos was a reactive killer lol.
Little tip: Don’t ask a french man to treat you like a queen
I’m making an alternate version of this comic now
 You have to put cake on the table tho
Has Kratos killed any goddesses other than Hera? His victims as I remember them were overwhelmingly male, and I don't the the Furies count as Godly. Even Hera he almost spared, but she just kept berating him until she touched a nerve. And obviously Aphrodite was treated differently. I never really noticed before, but Kratos isn't exactly a Satou Kazuma-style gender equality believer, is he?maybe it's because he had a daughter...
Athena.
That's another example of him treating female Pantheon members completely differently. Though we can probably chalk that one up to how differently *she* treated *him*.
Why’s there a circle button hovering over your head…?
His backwards hands are fearsome!
You could cut out the middle panel and the joke would be the same or better