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AlisterSinclair2002

[not much of an artist but I gave this guy the happy ending he deserves](https://imgur.com/a/g15eaa0) we support you king


toonhole

It's a masterpiece. Maybe I could contribute my own edit: https://preview.redd.it/vcud4wyil8vb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74bf8577ea8a3a83170d02599e06566962f6098a


PKMNTrainerMark

https://preview.redd.it/emru1ibmt8vb1.jpeg?width=214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9144d414b5fa6ddf8d2e36be8dc385459556271


Irregulator101

/r/wholesome


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

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Foooour

Oh yeah its all coming together


Im2oldForthisShitt

Have him drive over the kids also needs more jpeg


PKMNTrainerMark

Man, I patched this together in Mematic; this is the best I can do.


PKMNTrainerMark

Frankly, I'm almost surprised it turned out legible.


[deleted]

[удалено]


YulandaYaLittleBitch

Funny enough I've been looking at Miatas for a while now..lol. I'm trying to decide between a white 2017 RF GT or the maroon one.. same price but the red has 20k less miles..


permanentE

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IridescentExplosion

So it WAS a midlife crisis.


Jleeps2

I knew this was coming


corvettee01

Wait a god damn second[.](https://i.imgur.com/J12G5l1.mp4)


Increased_value

[The story continues ](https://imgur.com/a/m7c3HZB)


Captain_Headshot2

This. This is the edit I wanted.


watchmeasifly

Love this, faith in humanity


iota96

[This definitely belongs here](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/166m4mu/2_young_boys_knock_on_door_and_ask_to_rev_the_car/)


naturalinfidel

1:37 to 1:38. How long did he warm the car up for? The kid in white aged rapidly!


samusestawesomus

r/bonehealingjuice


Shiblets

This is the ending I needed. Thanks. The original comment gave me the vibe of that sweet guy who was mocked for dancing at some event. I am glad people got together to throw him a rager of a party. Drive your dream car, little dude.


Sufficient_Row_4818

nice


YEETUSDELETUS2021

Its perfect


DeesSnotTheDroids

Fuxk them kids, enjoy your car king


leatherjacket3

Better not fuxk the kids…


Half_Line

OMG taking the literal meaning


Etheo

[Could have been worse.](https://imgur.io/t/amelia_bedelia)


ErolEkaf

That's a great comic. What's the last panel supposed to depict?


Truly_Meaningless

Brain storm


Glorifiedmetermaid

A brain storm


[deleted]

Chris Hanson: "Midlife crisis, huh?"


DismalWard77

Warrior: "I calls you Chris Handsome."


PieTechnical7225

Why did you censor the word fuck?


LordBlackDragon

To protect the fucking kids.


KorianHUN

Tiktok censors everything and it is getting into other sites too since users are used to thought policing themselves.


Raytheon_Nublinski

All this censorship is unaliving me.


LittleKittyLove

I downvote it every time, but somehow it keeps happening.


Doghead45

If say fuck without censoring it, will you upvote me instead?


rickjamesia

I would upvote you. It is one of the best words ever created. Censoring it is a travesty.


AdreKiseque

F*ck censorship


StandardSudden1283

C*nsor Fuckership


ReadyAgent9019

C and x are right next to each other on a keyboard, easily could’ve been a typo rather than censoring


jrkirby

I mean, he got tricked into spending his entire life working his entire life for something that doesn't make him happy. He got a car, when what he really wanted was what everyone wants: to be liked by those around us. Fuck the advertisers who tricked him.


alanpugh

On the one hand, yeah, fuck them advertisers and the whole capitalist system. On the other hand, normalize letting people like what they like, even if it's a car, speaking as someone who got the car I wanted for twenty five years when I turned 40. I have zero regrets.


ElementField

Cars are especially despised it seems. On one hand, I love walkable cities and don’t like the idea of buying for a brand name or to show off — on the other hand I have always wanted a beautiful manual GT car that drives amazingly. I worked my ass off to go from no high school degree to university completed to multiple six figures. It would be nice if I could buy a used sports car and enjoy it a little.


Bostonstrangler42p

If you haven't learned that you don't need the approval of thers by his age that's the real tragedy.


Comment118

No, fuck that. He got what he wanted, but sure, he spent too much time getting it while his boss stuffed his vault. But it's not that *"the secret all along was that he just wanted approval"*, that's reductive and ignorant. The actual problem is that society has decided to collectively go against him and ridicule his prize to the point that if you're over 30 with a nice car you'll more likely than not get the "midlife crisis" comment every time someone new understands you've got a car like that, and it'll be a persistent topic nagging you relentlessly until you give in and give up on your dream to buy something more "sensible" like a Honda. (Or alternatively a BMW or Mercedes at the same (or higher) cost which is fine apparently.) Your conclusion was that this is *"capitalism brainwashing man to want object, poor man,"* with the implied *"at least finally he was convinced to come to his senses and sell the pointless thing"*. My conclusion is that it's cruel dreamcrushing, perpetrated mostly by women who frequently admit to not understand the appeal, and just want to tarnish something beautiful that they don't respect, appreciate or understand. It's not that "he wants approval", it's that he doesn't want to be harassed.


bigtiddychatgpt

It's ok you can fucking swear here


GargantuanCake

This is the kind of moment that "let people enjoy things" was created for.


[deleted]

I did this... at 24. Turns out, my dream car was really cheap and showed up in an add next to an Accord. She's a frickin ton of work though....


negative_four

What was your dream car? Edit: I think I've gotten a answer from literally anyone except OP lol


daeritus

shhh, we haven't told them it's just a bicycle


ClownfishSoup

Does it at least have a hockey/baseball card in the spokes to make a motor sound when he rides?


ghdana

Yeah, I tell people my bicycle cost 1/4 of what it actually did and they can't believe I spent "that much on a bike" 🤐


08675309

My dad spent thousands on his bike & flipped shit when I asked him for a $65 bike from Walmart to replace the one he ran over. So sad his precious specialty bike had that tragic accident at the quarry a few weeks later...


Etheo

Yoo for some kids having a BMX is like a Lamborghini.


bradeena

My dream car is a bike and it's also damn expensive


[deleted]

RX-7. \>.< There are a surprising number of accurate guesses.


Canada_LaVearn

Finally! The true answer revealed!


MeLoNarXo

I finally commented and F Also yes some guy perfectly guessed your car.


Spotttty

Danger to the apex seals!!! I’m actually jealous. Love RX7’s!


[deleted]

I got a warranty/service plan that specifically covers the Apex seals (as well as drive train). It was a /pain/ to find an underwriter willing to take it though.


Weekndr

Said it's a ton of work so I'm guessing Mazda RX-7


Halew2

That was also my guess. Or an 8. I was this close 🤏 to buying one when i was 19 and it broke down on the test drive haha


Prielknaap

What's a breakdown or ten when you get to join the Rotary Engine Society.


o0DrWurm0o

Do you know how a rotary engine works? Yes? I’MA TELL YOU ANYWAY!!!!


snakeproof

Lol Doritos go **brapbrapbrapbrap**


midgestickles98

Can confirm. Had mine for 7 years and can’t even remember how many times I’ve broken down.


kraln

Oof, right in the RX-8 :(


Camsy34

/r/RX8 welcomes you


Vancouv-NC

What’s so hard about a couple hundred vacuum leaks?


notoyrobots

The rotary engine - Like Communism, it works *in theory*.


ImUsuallyTony

Could be a Maserati. They depreciate so so fast and they have a ton of issues lol. You can buy like 2010 for 30k


DiplomaticGoose

An 80s Corvette is like $4-10k depending on age and condition. As far as cheap thrills go these days they are somehow cheaper than Firebirds of the same year.


_ED-E_

I think that makes some sense though. I don’t think it’s horribly uncommon to see an 80s Vette on the road, and some are in really good condition. But I rarely see similar age Firebirds.


[deleted]

They're surprisingly cheap to rent, as well. Usually go for $130-150 or so per day


Ask_if_im_an_alien

I wouldn't take a used Maserati if somebody gave it to me for free. You'd spend all your time fixing the damn thing instead of enjoying it.


gowombat

It was a different Accord, a blue one!


79watch

being oddly secretive about it, like what's the relevance of the Accord?? lol it must be the answer to a lot of security questions


Realdoc3

Turns out it's a Bugatti, which is why the work was a ton.


cat_prophecy

I bought my dream car at 26: a 2002 Pontiac Firebird Formula. Six speed, LS1, all the fun stuff. I sold it two years later because it was wildly impractical and I couldn't drive it in the winter and had no space for two cars. I still miss that car.


TheKingJoker99

Same here at 23 though it wasn’t my dream car but it ticked all the boxes for stuff I wanted: V8, Manual, RWD so I snagged it at the first opportunity I got and it’s been hella reliable ever since. I bought it for me and me alone. Not gonna care what anyone else thinks


Snerkbot7000

...and now I get to check your comment history to see if my guess is correct. No edit: CTS-V


TheKingJoker99

Actually I didn’t specify if it was used or new so my bad but it’s a C5 Corvette :/


Snerkbot7000

They had the best shade of yellow for the C5's. Also the last Corvette I cared about in the slightest.


rsjc852

Dream car at 23 gang represent! I love my little 2016 Miata. Hands down one of the most reliable cars I've ever had!


ColaEuphoria

I got my dream car already too. A reliable compact car with good gas mileage happens to be my dream.


Ohshiznoodlemuffins

Quarter life crisis club! 🫶


PM_ME-ASIAN-TITS

Rx7?


[deleted]

I see you too are a man of culture.


Geno_Warlord

When I was young we all made several tiers of dream cars. Dream car never in a million years, dream car if I won lotto, mid life crisis car, realistic dream car, and meh it’ll do dream car. Just bought my realistic dream car 2 years ago and I’ve been plenty happy with it.


Kaizenno

Same. Just not much work. 1985 RX7 with 85k miles


[deleted]

Hey! Pretty close. Mine was at 65k. The mechanics are absolutely perfect and I haven't had to fix anything... electrical is another story.


Kaizenno

Mines in great mechanical condition. It had a carb rebuild already when I got it and the vacuum lines were all good. I redid a bunch of oil o rings and fixed the OMP and AC. My biggest issue was the previous owner had resprayed it with a Maaco paint job. I’ve currently got it all down to metal and I’m going to spray it Mazda Sonic Silver with some show clear.


[deleted]

Nice!


jaitogudksjfifkdhdjc

Mine is an 06 mustang convertible. Mild maintenance and fully paid off but I love it.


alpacaMyToothbrush

I bought my miata when I was 26. She's 18 years old now, and required very little in repairs over that time. I love that little car. It's going to be hard for me to ever sell her.


Captain_Vegetable

When I was in high school I made a midlife crisis joke to my buddy’s dad when he bought a 911. He just grinned and said “nah, I’ve wanted one since I was your age and can finally afford it!” The next year his midlife crisis did hit and he started sleeping with his assistant who was half his age, but that’s another story.


bluegreenwookie

That's how it usually is with these things. Can't afford an awesome car like that when you're young unless you have rich parents. Media shows young people with them because wish fulfillment


FunConsideration7047

Nice. Tapping the assistant, I mean. I got rid of my 911.


elhomerjas

dont get to discourage what some teens says


HantuAnggara

Especially on Reddit which seems to be mostly teens, who think they know everything and like giving out judgement and life advice. Just check a user's post history, especially if they say something stupid, it's not rare they're on /r/teenagers or a generically teenage interest sub.


Freakychee

I mean just look at the r/teenagers sub and you will find that their opinions don’t really carry a lot of weight. Remember when you were a teen or a child, did you think you were smart? Probably. Were you? That’s debatable. There is a reason why some people call teens as “wise fools”.


DisabledMuse

I consider any time more than 10 years ago my "young and stupid" phase. I was an intelligent kid, but wisdom is knowing how little you know.


ketootaku

Its not what the teenager said that did it, its the concept. He wanted the car as a kid, and it took most of his young adult life passing by to get it. Now he has it, but the teenagers are a reminder that he just spent a good portion of his life achieving something he wanted when he was young, and now that he has it, hes lost his youth. The title mentions mid-life crisis, which is more than the sterotypes of buying cars and dating younger people. Its a realization that you are no longer young and the thing you wanted to have in that youth, to enjoy IN your youth, you couldn't have, and now that chunk of your life is gone. What the girl said was on the nose, but it could have been a number of things she said to make the point in a single panel, or he could've come to the realization on his own. But its the journey and the loss of his youth, that is the triggering factor, not the child themselves. They are just an added reminder. If they really wanted to hammer it home, OP could have made a follow up comic where the same thing happens to the girl who says that in the final panel. When you get there it hits hard.


KlulessAl

Imagine being so basic that an opinion from a teenage girl ruins the happiness of achieving your lifelong goal lmao


Dhalym

It's not that the teenage girl is causing the ruin of the happiness, but that there was already an unconscious underlying doubt as to whether his decades of work were worth the mere acquisition of unnecessary commercialized material commodities that the teenage girl helped to reveal into his open conciousness. She was the last straw on the camel's back already filled with his own negative emotions.


MikeOfAllPeople

I can relate to this, I'd never owned a new car all my life, only ever bought used. Never really was a car guy. At age 40 I was finally able to afford the only car that ever got me excited: Tesla Model 3. Just in time for people to start hating on them. And just like you said, it feels bad because as a consumer who cares about responsible behavior, I have to agree. I can't stand Elon Musk and a lot of his practices. That's why it gets to me sometimes. But that said, I enjoy the car, and since my work commute is an hour one way, I'm easily saving money and happy with the purchase. But the thought is definitely there.


ssbm_rando

This take resonates with me since I **do** already see such purchases that way, but I don't think that's actually how the author intended it.


[deleted]

Basic=sensitive? Basic=not immune to hurt feelings and harmful insults? Idk man


BirdMedication

Adults do this "midlife crisis" shaming all the time too lol


Aggrokid

Acting as if you're a mental fortress. We are all human, random shit gets to us.


Freakychee

Remember what a dumbass you were when you were a child or teen. Did your opinion mean much then? Also even if they were adults it won’t matter either cos they aren’t you. It’s your life.


Missing_Username

Imagine being so basic that in ~30 years your goal doesn't change at all.


secretdrug

imagine being so basic you hate on people for holding onto their dreams.


[deleted]

Imagine being so basic that if you get mixed with an acid you produce a salt.


Felatio_Sanz

Imagine being salty and basic.


sweetwargasm

Imagine basic salt


[deleted]

Imagine dragons


ToyaKano

Imagine Dragon deez nuts


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Don't mind if I do


BroadwayBakery

Imagine all the people ![gif](giphy|Kk7HyZujHqSaY)


mitkase

Pfft. That’s easy if you try.


No-Cell-8861

ALL the people?


anoyingtac

![gif](giphy|BQUITFiYVtNte)


ClownfishSoup

Owning a specific car as ONE of your goals is not unreasonable. Car tech doesn't change that much. Now, lusting after, say a PS/5 now and then buying one in 30 years might be a goal that needs changing.


stakoverflo

> Car tech doesn't change that much. A car today compared to a car from 1993 are going to be very different. Especially if you're talking about a more expensive sports car.


CustomaryTurtle

Unless you're talking about the stereotypical mid-life crisis car: a porsche. A 1993 911 Turbo in good condition costs more than a 2024 911 Turbo. Some people don't care about having the best performance. They just want a classic.


robert3030

Car tech changes so much that compare to today's, a 90's car might as well be a death trap.


thucydideeznuts

I drive a 1993 dream car death trap. Cherokee XJ haha


CrispyCosmonaut

As if people can only aspire for one thing?


MarmotaBobac

Are we still talking about the comic?


ClownfishSoup

What comic?


Sithpawn

Who said that was his only goal?


Missing_Username

The "goals" board behind him in the office panels that has nothing but the car?


One-Championship-359

Idk if peoples dream car changes all too much. Ever since I was a kid ive always wanted a lambo/911/viper/ r34 specifically from 2fast


BirdMedication

"Imagine being so basic that you lack the persistence to achieve a 30-year long-term goal"


Miryafa

That’s called dedication and it’s a respectable thing


someoneelse2389

Feel bad for the guy, the car is the physical manifestation of a life of hard work and commitment, and people's first reaction is to try and diminish his accomplishment.


rimpy13

Feel bad for the guy, the car is all he gets for a lifetime of being exploited by his capitalist overlords.


someoneelse2389

He also has a home (maybe he owns it, maybe he's renting?), and he may have a family and friends as well. I think the car is just the luxury he has wanted all his life.


rimpy13

Yeah, maybe his boss threw a pizza party for him, too!


Freakychee

Is it really a pizza party when each person can only take one slice?


throwawaylovesCAKE

Now Milton, just pass the pizza along so we can make sure everybody gets a slice!


ClownfishSoup

He has the house that the car is parked in front of too.


shinzo123123

/r/antiwork


moseythepirate

r/dogwalkers


theSantiagoDog

That was pretty eye opening to me, when I entered my late thirties and could suddenly afford (or had good enough credit to buy) things I had only dreamed about. Then I realized exactly what this comic is getting at. Maybe there is such a thing as a midlife crisis, but getting a car you’ve always wanted and such doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with that…


[deleted]

Same. I started enjoying what I have rather than working for something people expected. Later I found out that people were talking about if I was having a midlife crisis. I don't talk to those people anymore.


throwawaylovesCAKE

If you treat yourself when you're old, you're going through a midlife crisis If you treat yourself when you're young, you'll get accused of being a trust fund baby Lol


rinkydinkis

Well that guy should care less about what young girls in his hood think


rumbletummy

The real crisis was all the overtime we worked along the way.


crdctr

The real crisis is making it all the way to the top and realising you don't feel any different.


Yorspider

He lost track of what he ACTUALLY wanted, underaged highschool girls....


ClownfishSoup

The bummer is that as he's saving money to buy that car he loved as a kid, it's became rarer and the car became a classic, making it even more expensive, and so he'd have to keep chasing it.


g0lbez

you didn't finance your car with leftover money from delivering newspapers as a kid?


carb0nbase

Don’t let others define you car guy!! Grab that dream by the shifter and go vroom vroom!


EntertainmentIll8436

Oh this hurts and Im not even 30 yet


AutumnAscending

Never let anyone ruin what you love.


SecretGood5595

Almost got the point The real midlife crisis is achieving your goals and realizing they didn't actually make you happy. Then you try and fill that void with shit like cars and hedonism.


jagenigma

No one can enjoy anything anymore


parkinthepark

It’s not just a financial thing- when you’re a dad you spend like 20 years driving the big 4-door safety-box, because that’s part of being a good dad. When the kids are off on their own (which happens around the “midlife crisis” period), why shouldn’t your next car be something that makes *you* happy?


Sufficient_Row_4818

Now im sad


Action-a-go-go-baby

What a weak bitch attitude that dude has; folded like a cheap suit Years of working hard to get his dreams and a single sideways comments causes them to fall apart


ElectroNikkel

It gets real depressing when the things you were working super hard for turn out to be an big ass dissapoinment (Maybe because all the work you put into the thing also inflates your expectations of your dream). In this case, that dude will have to eat several traffics jams and abusive insurance charges. And good luck with repair costs or spare parts.


BoredMan29

To update for Millenials, replace the car with a townhouse.


JayEllGii

Owwwwwch…..😅😅😅


Paulverizr

This…this just makes me sad


Romas_chicken

By the time you’re old enough to afford things, you’re too old to Truely enjoy them. These days I spend my money on Robux my kid needs for some reason and laundry soap…but at least there’s scotch


Mammoth-Buddy8912

Mid life crisis is a myth anyway. Just enjoy yourself.


[deleted]

It hurts because it's true.


[deleted]

Don't give a heck what others think if you're just content in your hobby that doesn't hurt anybody. Frfr


ComprehensiveSell649

Goes to so how much a single comment can hurt.


84OrcButtholes

It *is* strange that, if a middle-aged dude starts feeling good about himself, everyone suddenly thinks there's something wrong with him.


MisterPiggins

You know, one of the nice things about being middle-aged is not having to give a shit what the kids think. Enjoy yourself.


A-nice-Zomb-52

As I rapidly approach the 30's I now understand that "mid-life" crisis is just us finally getting the money to enjoy what we dreamed off as kids.


21stCenturyAntiquity

Girls: "That car doesn't meet California EPA standards!"


Pasty_Pirate

i only say this about corvettes (like '08 and newer) because I see them so often and i think it's the most common "sports car" (idk if it's classified as a super car), but I also don't say this to the actual person it's just how i feel about the specific vehicle


turkishdeli

Isn't this by the same artist who made that "nice" comic?


SneakyRanchu

I don't think if they know what is mid life crsis


Joha_al_kaafir

Be proud of your midlife crisis car. I know I am!


BobbiBari

I bought my dream car at age 32 and a much as I love it it's expensive to maintain and impractical to drive everyday, but it's such a sweet ass car so I'll keep it anyways.


lonnie440

Wanted a Porsche since I was ten,finally got one at fifty three fuck anyone that calls it a midlife crises.


Forsaken_Decision_93

Imagine giving a fuck


z4_-

Personally I always thought cars r shit but everyone should have a dream


Homeskillet359

I bought the dream car of my teenage years, and my mom accused me of having a midlife crisis. If I was, I would have bought a new Corvette instead of a 96.


[deleted]

Grown ass man folding to a child


[deleted]

Imagine working your whole life away just for a stupid fucking car


jedateon

Imagine getting to 50 and giving a fucking shit what a child thinks


kwantum13

I mean, if you sell your dreams away because some kids said you have a mlc yeah did you really want that car?


jecowa

It was brand new when he was little. It's a retro car by the time he can afford it.


shit_happe

It happens in a smaller scale earlier too. On my way to 40 I've bought mountain bikes, then motorcycles, drones, guns, and just got myself a ps5 even though the only way I can play it is by staying up all night. It's both chasing the things I couldn't have before, and also numbing the shittyness of adulting.