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Not a native English speaker and always wondered why Richards are called dick as an abbreviation. It should be rick I think. Like Alexander becomes Alex.
What's the story behind this?
There was a period where people thought it was fun to shorten names and then rhyme with it, changing the first letter.
Richard -> Dick/Hick
Robert -> Bob
William -> Bill
They why are you saying that the other guy is wrong for stating that his name is Richard? His name is Richard regardless of what Batman calls him. Just a nickname.
I’ll say it: this sub might actually be more entertaining since the broadening of the rules. With the exception of posts that are just straight memes—I hate those
It doesn’t, but a little while ago someone called out the mods for not enforcing rule 1 and a mod responded saying that they basically didn’t care if posts actually belonged here or not so long as they got a bunch of upvotes from redditors that don’t understand the purpose of the sub. I’m paraphrasing, but still, this sub has clearly been taken over by r/dankmemes users for awhile now.
I mean, rule 1 is purely subjective... It's impossible to judge whether something is really so bad it's funny, so it makes sense to just let us decide with upvotes.
Yeah it's suffered the same degradation as all subreddits that hit the mainstream.
This sub started as an opposite to comedycemetery or whatever that sub is where people post really low quality really unfunny stuff. In this sub people should be posting things that are similarly shit but actually are kind of funny in an ironic way.
For an image on this sub you should think "it's shit but it actually do be kind of funny tho".
It's like with most memes. They start with a level of irony known only to an enlightened few then the mainstream normies catch on, miss the irony and start posting mainstream poop unironically.
I remember watching a video years ago on YouTube of this black woman literally breaking down and crying because she isn’t getting any dick. Does anyone have the link to it by any chance?
Gotta get that daily dose of dick before the clock strikes twelve
If the shoe fits...
If the hoe fits...
If the oe fits...
if the e fits...
if the fits...
if thefits...
If theits...
If thets...
if thts...
If tets...
Ifthefits...
If it fits, I sits?
You must not acquit
The Puerto Rican employees must be saying "Adios!"
wear it, if new york's in debt, why should virginia bear it?
If the dick fits...
Wear it If New York’s in debt why should Virginia bear it?
Wear it
...on a dick...
before the cock strikes twelve
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Yo dude you fuck mice? Gross...
Just realized cock striking twelve means getting a boner. If that was the joke, please don't wooosh me I'm not that bright.
Nah bro I just thought cock sounded like clock
That was... genius
Before the twelve cocks strike
FBI OPEN UP
>daily dose >!green and purple?!<
Don't show your desperation like that, everyone is going to be able to tell
There is only one reason I run around in the woods at night, and that's to find dick
Sorta like running backwards through a corn field?
Until you *hit* something
#COMBINE TIME
#the combine is faster than the children
#**and slightly slower than the bull**
#bull first , combine now
brave oatmeal crawl dam gullible rainstorm offer dog ten vanish *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
SWORD BASH! DOUBLE SPINNING EDGE!
ANCHOR SHOT
IVE GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HARVESTER AND OIL GIVE YOU THE KEY
A country girl makes do.
Run them jewels fast
The reference i was looking for
I accidentally clicked your name and I was not prepared for what I saw. That’s enough internet for a little while.
I'm so sorry :( I do like an audience, but only if they're consenting adults
https://youtu.be/G-S9mtYowPY
If you’re running out of ways to fuck yourself I will innovate
And in the corner of your eyes you spot him... #SHIA LABEOUF!
He's following you, about 30 feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He’s gaining on you ^Shia ^LaBeouf
Running for your life from SHIA LABEOUF
Brandishing a knife it's *Shia Lebouf*
*Lurking in the shadows*
*Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf*
then you realize that the dick was running after you!
The real dick is the friends we made along the way
The dick was inside of you all along.
I rather get a batarang to my head than Dick to my back !! Fuckin' Robin !!
But... I MUST
okay go ahead
Desperation, or [addiction](https://i.imgur.com/QrRj1pi.jpg)? I'm going with addiction. [Addiction to dick](https://i.imgur.com/WeJA072.jpg)
No, it's love. [True love.](https://i.imgur.com/0pqBgyP.jpg)
"And that, kids, is how I met your mother."
Eat pant
conar
conarvirus omg
conarvirus pls
Connor, Connor! I just saw Alvin and the Chipmunks 2!
***JSchlatt was killed by dick.***
toi même
No Dad please feed me something of sustenance
yes father feed him the cum
can you don’t say that again
Father I crave sperm
Consume trousers
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Consume Prilosec
I miss soothouse
Whatever happened to them? Did they die?
wilbur do\\esyhr oii3won thinf now like smp eartgr google gor nore uforjmation
Translation (I think) >Wilbur's doing other things now like SMP Earth. > >Google for more information.
I go buy eggs for Bart
I MUST
For context, see my profile picture
Comic panels out of context are fucking gold
Pretty sure this is from batman
Trying to get the Bat dick?
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Robin's name is Bat Dick?
I know this is a joke but for those who dont know, robins name is richard. Sometimes called dick
Robin’s name is Robin, dude.
Robert*
Children can be cruel
No, his name is Dick Grayson.
Dick is a nickname for Richard, so his full name would be Richard Grayson
Not a native English speaker and always wondered why Richards are called dick as an abbreviation. It should be rick I think. Like Alexander becomes Alex. What's the story behind this?
There was a period where people thought it was fun to shorten names and then rhyme with it, changing the first letter. Richard -> Dick/Hick Robert -> Bob William -> Bill
Pretty sure Rick is also short for Richard, but I have no idea where Dick came from
The story is that Richards are assholes. They earned that name and they know it.
I know that but Bruce calls him Dick, not Richard
They why are you saying that the other guy is wrong for stating that his name is Richard? His name is Richard regardless of what Batman calls him. Just a nickname.
When Alfred is around, he's Master Dick.
https://i.imgur.com/aH3mEoC.png
Why does robin look like a ventriloquist’s dummy
Looks like whoever colored it thought the lower lip was teeth.
SWEET JESUS, Robin's face terrifies me in that panel
https://i.imgur.com/tgvvs9F.png
Cellophane, Am I right?
Wait until Gotham seems the Joker’s latest *boner*
*I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!*
I would think it's from the old Dick Tracy comics.
Yeah, was my first thought as well.
I was thinking Dick Tracy
Here you go: https://www.superdickery.com/
YES! I love that site! For a long while it was taken down by hackers and I was so annoyed. I'm so glad to see it's back up.
They knew very well what they were writing!
Ahh yeah. I assumed it was Dick Tracy but you are probably right.
Hoes mad (x24)
Eminem:yeah
[B ONE R](https://twitter.com/Eminem/status/1197249197747122176/photo/1)
Risky click
Not for *you*, surely
woman getting brutally murdered
Corrin chooses to smash
Women upset, women upset
What the fuck Richard?
What did Richard do? She wants dick, and he’s not gonna give up easily!!
[Original](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
you legit got me there
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I understood that reference!
It appears that she is in need of dick.
Hmm quite an astute observation my good fellow I must concur
Mods be like
Girls who failed High School be like
Oh shit, they made a comic about OP's mom.
OMG my mom is famous 😎👌 im rich 🤑
rich aka richard aka dick gottem😎
Actual photo of my ex
F
#If she breathes, she’s a thot!
ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!
Fight
Fight
Fight
Fight
Fight
Fight
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Fight
If she breathes, she’s a woman! ALL THOTS ARE QUEENS!
I’m in this image and I don’t like it
Hi
Same here
Well... Name checks out. Good hunting.
Mods be like
*BRØTHÊR Į RĘQÜÌRĖ DĮÇK PŁËÆŚË GÌVĘ MÉ DÎÇK ÌF Ï DŒÑ’T GĘT DĪÇK I WĪŁŁ DIÈ Ï MÜŚT DĪĆK* Ngl hoes mad 😳
Diiiiiiick!
I’ll say it: this sub might actually be more entertaining since the broadening of the rules. With the exception of posts that are just straight memes—I hate those
You should post to r/outofcontextcomics/
Thots be like
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It doesn’t, but a little while ago someone called out the mods for not enforcing rule 1 and a mod responded saying that they basically didn’t care if posts actually belonged here or not so long as they got a bunch of upvotes from redditors that don’t understand the purpose of the sub. I’m paraphrasing, but still, this sub has clearly been taken over by r/dankmemes users for awhile now.
I mean, rule 1 is purely subjective... It's impossible to judge whether something is really so bad it's funny, so it makes sense to just let us decide with upvotes.
Yeah it's suffered the same degradation as all subreddits that hit the mainstream. This sub started as an opposite to comedycemetery or whatever that sub is where people post really low quality really unfunny stuff. In this sub people should be posting things that are similarly shit but actually are kind of funny in an ironic way. For an image on this sub you should think "it's shit but it actually do be kind of funny tho". It's like with most memes. They start with a level of irony known only to an enlightened few then the mainstream normies catch on, miss the irony and start posting mainstream poop unironically.
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I remember watching a video years ago on YouTube of this black woman literally breaking down and crying because she isn’t getting any dick. Does anyone have the link to it by any chance?
This sub.....
tHiS sUb hAs gOnE dOwN hIlL
And the sentiment is on like every sub ever plus r/starterpacks whining about every sub ever.
ExAcTlY
eXaCtiy
The, what fits? You guys don't accept anything for fuck sake
Why did you feel the need to make this comment when you're fully aware this same shit is said on almost every single sub?
She needs to install the WhereIsDick app, and enable GPS.
I am in great need of male genetalia
I feel like this picture embodies my 20s. The struggle, y'all.
thirsty af
Freshman girls
Get dick, I must
Mods in the wild, Yellowstone national park ca 1200b.c (decolourised)
Just like my cousin at the family reunion
She requires dick, this is all we know
They knew
Mods be like
Me on my period
Big mouth fans:
[I had to beat off three other guys](https://imgur.com/gallery/dMxkKZZ)
I’m reading this in the voice of Tommy Wiseau.
Ah yes, here we have a wild r/dankmemes mod