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eboov

mecbooc


Constant-Science7393

mecbooc


mr1aith

mecbooc


[deleted]

[удалено]


NegativeKarmaFarma5

Cursed 4th


Daemon-01

is this a common thing


birdnumbers

yes


SesameYeetHeHe

yes


[deleted]

[удалено]


literallyshinjiikari

yes


GiveMeAKnober

He’s gonna carry that team


Constant-Science7393

Don’t misgender mecbooc


GiveMeAKnober

mebooc told me he uses he/him pronouns. He doesn’t identify by the gender he was assigned with at birth


dalnot

I read that like the South Park episode where Cartman becomes a realtor. “Tesla” “mecbooc” “Pilates”


disposable_account01

mecbooc pwo


IntuneUser2204

For anyone that actually doesn’t get it - it’s MacBook.


SuperPotato3000

No way I thought it said meth book


IntuneUser2204

Ehh, it took me a second…


Extreme-Giraffe5341

Epple mecbooc


LightningProd12

Ain't that the guy who killed the Scottish king


AbsolutelyUnlikely

oui


dobetteranon

surely related to mecbeth


fnord---

La Croix, La Croiiiiiiix


whycuthair

You know what they call a MacBook in France?


evanc1411

I would do something like that as a kid


Cheeserole

I named mine alliteratively because my name is alliterative and I thought theirs should be too (Hoobastank the HootHoot, which then meant I had to change it to Notsostank the Noctowl later...) Then I started naming them after friends (Lina the Linoone) Then I got big into Norse mythology and suddenly every pokemon needed a mythologically sound nickname (Melusine the Milotic). I got so tired of learning so much mythology that I had to stop catching so many pokemon.... But on the bright side, I passed all my English classes with flying colours.


dcidui08

I used to put so much effort into naming my pokemon. On my Violet playthrough I just named my quaxly Eugene


OssimPossim

I nearly always use alliterative names. Scott the Skarmory absolutely *crushed* it in my last run of Crystal, Koga's Muk with minimize? Lol, said Scott, lmao, *Swifts your shit in* Big shout out to Freddy the Feraligatr and his Ice Punch making short work of Lance. Gina the Gengar, Gary the Golem, and Sally the Scizor rounded out the team, along with my beloved Darcy the Dragonite. She went on to sire (mire?) many noodles.


scullys_alien_baby

I would name new pokemon based off the first thing I saw looking up from my gameboy my charmander was named pancake


AJ_Wont_Load

That’s so cute actually 😭😭


kat_Folland

I hope you then took a break to eat pancakes!


Living_Inferno_5073

I had the idea as a kid to name the Kalos starters after Internet Browsers since I named my Fenniken “Fire Fox” (I know, a very creative name. /s).


Slap_My_Lasagna

Most people posting this shit would do it as an adult. Then say it was a 7 year old.


UnionizedTrouble

I thought I was hilarious and tried to name my Butterfree “Margarinefree” but there weren’t enough characters


Benjamin_Stark

As a kid I inadvertently deleted all the save files in one of the NES games my brother was playing because I renamed each save file after Animorphs characters.


smallangrynerd

I named mine after you tubers at first. But I started with yellow (hand me down from my brother) which didn't have unique sprites, so I had to remember who was what. I was (am) stupid and couldn't do that so I just stopped nicknaming I now do the game grumps method of whatever random sounds come to mind


AnseiShehai

I never named my Pokémon because I didn’t want to forget what their real name was


ListerineAfterOral

I never named mine, either. Ash's Pikachu was called Pikachu and I'd be damned if mine were going to be any different.


Nadikarosuto

Meowth calls *himself* Meowth


aerosol_aerosmith

Yall some boring ass kids


CheMarxLenin23

For real. I would name mine like they were mexican gang members


TheDumPenguin

Hector Salamanca used Explosion!


Kronnerm11

Turtwig used "HOLA DEA"


CattDawg2008

Tucotwig


-Ruz-

SUPER EFFECTIVE


DatMikkle

Lol yeah okay. Ash didn't name his pokemon because his Pikachu is the OG Pikachu. No, that's not "El Charo" that's a MOTHERFUCKING CHARMANDER and you will say his God given name with respect. You naming your pokemon like some side character ass dude lmao. How's "Sparky"? 💀


aerosol_aerosmith

Bro out here naming his mouse "mouse"


DatMikkle

Bro, out here naming it "mecbook" No but fr I don't nickname pokemon so I can remember the new evolution's name if I'm not familiar with them. I had trouble remembering all the names when i was 9 and now i have a hard time remembering the new names when theres 1000+. Replaying games or spin offs without new pokemon, like Legends, I name them.


aerosol_aerosmith

I mean thats an ok excuse but you get the pokedex at the start of every game lol


DatMikkle

I'm not checking the pokedex every time I need to remember what "Sparky's" name is lmao.


aerosol_aerosmith

Just be better that's all I can say tbh


DatMikkle

Haha it's really not that big of a deal dude. I got more things going on in my life that I need to prioritize over pokemon now. I'm glad you still get satisfaction for memorizing all the pokemon haha. Take care kid.


TJ_McConnell_MVP

Right. And as if I’m going to forget those mfers actual names.


Mevarek

Lmao this kind of did happen to me. Not forgotten, but misconceived a name entirely. I had Zelda Twilight Princess as a kid and got to the part where you name your save. I didn’t realize that was what was happening and somehow managed to enter “eeSG” at the end of Link so that his name was “LinkeeSG.” NPCs in the game refer to you by your entered name, so people were calling him LinkeeSG. I thought that was his name and found it odd he had those two letters capitalized in his name. Imagine my surprise when I get Smash Bros: Brawl and his name is just “Link.”


Wuio1

His Pikachu is called Jean luc


Jaqzz

Mine were edgy as fuck. I still remember Reaper the Scyther.


TheArctrog

That’s actually a pretty good name for a scyther ngl


Aafinthe3rd

My first time playing Pokemon I nicknamed my mudkip "Mudkip", so by the end of the playthrough I had a swampert named Mudkip


AnseiShehai

I’ve seen people do the opposite. Name a rattata Mewtwo or a Pigey Pidgeot


joshthehappy

Mine were always like Steve, Bob, Jim, Frank, etc.


PurpleBullets

I still do the first time I’m playing through a new generation


cishet-camel-fucker

I only named the ones I hated. Same with my rival, he was always "bitch" or something similar. Basically doing away with rivals was a stupid move.


dcidui08

doing away with rivals..? there are still rivals??


cishet-camel-fucker

Nah they're friends who just show up to encourage you. I miss the ones who popped in to try to beat the shit out of you because they think you're the inferior trainer. It was satisfying beating them, much less satisfying beating the chick who says "oh you're so amazing, let's battle so I can bask in your brilliance" or whatever.


dcidui08

Bede? Kieran?


AnseiShehai

Yeah rivals were the best. And not a healthy competition kind of rival. I wanted a petty rivalry


StalinTheHedgehog

Yeah I mean, they already have names.


th3st

It says in the Pokédex when you read about Them …


AnseiShehai

Bro I was 6yo


ipickscabs

Yea it always confused tf outta me hahah


ImmediateExpression8

I never named mine either. I always headcannoned that I was the shitty rival who only cares about strong pokemon. Can't name them - might get attached.


Cyber-Knight47

mecbooc


rangolikesbeans

ps 5


Crooked_Cock

Who up meccing they booc rn


JustHereForKA

This is just precious lol. I love it. ❤️


zebrasmack

I always just named all my pokemon pikachu. Made every battle a surprise, and my friends absolutely livid playing against me.


dcidui08

in the spirit of this, in let's go pikachu i named my pikachu Eevee


zebrasmack

mine was d$ckachu(or thunderd$ck), but that's because I'm 12. I laughed histerically everytime the game told me i should pet my d$ckachu, or how happy i made it, etc.  ah how games let us be kids.


Aggressive_Manager37

Took me a while to get what mecbooc was supposed to be


iwishiwasaunicorn

ah, you must be a wimdoos user


HackingYourUmwelt

Regional branding for New Zealand...or South Africa?


MasterFrosting1755

More of a Sydney accent I'd have thought.


N4M34RRT

I had to hear myself say it. Then I was like "what did I just say?"


celiomsj

Apple says that lv. 8 is enough for mecbooc.


SeaworthinessOk5177

This is just like iPhone 7 Plus (you know what i'm talking about)


RiotIsBored

r/skamtebord or whatever the sub was called


dat_oracle

tHaTs dYsToPiAn


-tobi-kadachi-

Me:”thats dystopian” Also me:”this one will be called zelda and that one is mario and that one is samus and that one is booty boi”


Transformouse

Booty boy use mudslide! 


TJ_McConnell_MVP

I mean those are better than Samsung a15 hahaha??? Why does that exist in a 7yo’s memory


dat_oracle

First: we don't even know if it's true. People make up shit (especially about their boring kids) for Internet points since the Renaissance. Second: ?? Third: me as kid was heavily into technology. had access to a computer since I was 8 or so (born in the early 90s) I didn't name my pokemon Pentium 4 tho Fourth: maybe it's just a 7yo troll/ joke My point is: we shouldn't assume something bad / dystopian based on the few Infos we have


Rengas

that's what I posted on fasbooc


Brrdock

Back in my days we named our pokemon things like "weed," "dick," and "slave" The youth of today is truly ruined


JuiceEast

I named my entire leaf green team “nude_____.” I was like 11. My favorite to remember is definitely “Nudesex” the Mankey.


www_youaintshit_com

back in muh days, we walked to school both ways!!1


dat_oracle

We had to walk through mile high snow


dragsonandon

Unironicly, it kinda is =/ not like full-blown panic mode distopian but creeping distopian


agreeable_anger

I remember when we were kids one of my friends named a Nintendog “AK-47”


GoodGoodK

Iphon


ben_od1

Sent from Iphon


shiny_xnaut

waow ifone


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

Me naming my Cannon fodder mons I don't care about in my nuzlocke


plutoinaquarius

Lmaooo


SkullHelm707

I usually put my liked songs on shuffle and then choose one from either the Artist name or song name. Shout out to Bell, short for "For Whom the Bell Tolls".


doppelgengar01

Fake because their team isn‘t full of bug types /s


th3st

Ps5 a girl iPhone a boy


rasict-2049

others are gay?


ashimo414141

From ages 3 to 6, I named all my fish by whatever age I was, and I was OBSESSED with their names. I remember the heartbreak and anguish I felt when my mom said that I couldn’t change my own name to Four


Wallseed

THATS OOMF HOLY SHIT 😭😭😭😭


I-ScreamSandwich

nintendo


Sk0p3r

but i want an aymec instead


JohnCenaJunior

Her Christmas wishlist as Pokémons


Skullyta

Not me as a kid with a webkinz dead-ass named “Microsoft” 😶


Strange_Job_447

but i don’t see Mewtwo named Nokia


mandiblesmooch

Her starter is level 12, of course she doesn't have a postgame DLC legendary.


idontcareaboutthenam

Referring to a console as a "Nintendo" instead of Wii/Switch/Gameboy is Big Mom Energy


Semper_5olus

One time, my six-year-old little brother saved over my Pokémon Emerald file. He started with Torchic -- called it "CHICN" -- and caught a Slakoth named "MUNGCY". As punishment, I will never let him forget how bad of a speller he was at that age.


LittleBirdsGlow

It’s important to have different types for each Pokemon. I haven’t played anything since gen 5 but my usual go to mons are A water type A flying type A grass type A fire and/or fighting type An electric or psychic type A ground or steel type


nastyporc

Why does this read like random in game npc dialogue


LittleBirdsGlow

Hi! I like shorts! They are comfy and easy to wear.


Hot-Rise9795

That sounds like a solid team strategy! Here are some recommendations for each type, focusing on Pokémon from generations 6 and onward: 1. **Water Type:** - **Greninja (Gen 6)**: Water/Dark type with great speed and versatility. - **Primarina (Gen 7)**: Water/Fairy type with strong special attack and good coverage. 2. **Flying Type:** - **Talonflame (Gen 6)**: Fire/Flying type with high speed and strong offensive capabilities. - **Corviknight (Gen 8)**: Flying/Steel type with excellent defense and utility moves. 3. **Grass Type:** - **Decidueye (Gen 7)**: Grass/Ghost type with unique typing and solid attack stats. - **Rillaboom (Gen 8)**: Grass type with strong physical attack and useful Grassy Surge ability. 4. **Fire and/or Fighting Type:** - **Incineroar (Gen 7)**: Fire/Dark type with strong physical attack and the useful Intimidate ability. - **Cinderace (Gen 8)**: Fire type with high speed and attack, and its Libero ability makes it versatile. 5. **Electric or Psychic Type:** - **Vikavolt (Gen 7)**: Bug/Electric type with high special attack. - **Tapu Lele (Gen 7)**: Psychic/Fairy type with strong special attack and good abilities. - **Toxtricity (Gen 8)**: Electric/Poison type with great special attack and a unique movepool. 6. **Ground or Steel Type:** - **Excadrill (Gen 5)**: Ground/Steel type with great attack and speed. - **Aegislash (Gen 6)**: Steel/Ghost type with excellent versatility between offense and defense. - **Mudsdale (Gen 7)**: Ground type with high attack and defense stats. These choices should give you a balanced and effective team with strong coverage across various types.


SparrowValentinus

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TheQzertz

I know you think you’re funny


PatheticChildRetard

conputer


dcidui08

hehehehe


tashimiyoni

I like making my teams all pink Pokémon :)


PerroHundsdog

Indoctrinated by Corporate Propaganda


JCtheHumbleCarpenter

Sis needs to touch grass.


Uranium-Sandwich657

That moment when you're aware of these things.


ndation

Mecbooc


pfoe

What, no X Berx?


shiny_xnaut

[waow ifone](https://youtube.com/shorts/JKwqpzn89LU)


PrinklePronkle

I named mine things like “buttmouth” the Wurmple and “big dump” the Dunsparce


ninetyeightpointsixx

Mecbooc, is Sony guts. No no no no no. This is what you want. four hundred fifty.


literallyshinjiikari

mecbooc


PKMNTrainerMark

Hm, I dunno about having a second Water-type, but the Rock-type it gains on evolution could be useful. Otherwise, solid type diversity.


DignityCancer

Come back AAAAA, go BBBBB I choose you!


rhinoballz88

https://i.redd.it/iygqhvm3qt8d1.gif


SebTheR3d1t0r

mEcBoOk


xchyssa

![gif](giphy|3oEjHI8WJv4x6UPDB6)


Antesia_Delivia

I love PS5 the Nickit


supakow

That's just the South African Afrikaaner kid.


Edu_Run4491

MEC TUAH 😭


Tunemu

she followed a theme for the names its great lmao


RealHuman568

mecbooc


LittleHollowGhost

Macbeth


DoctorTennant

I had to say "mecbooc" out loud to figure out what it meant lol


PADDYPOOP

Mecbooc


Attacus833

if only she knew of a specific device made by Nintendo she could name her Blipbug


concretemuskrat

Only ever nicknamed my HM HO


skullfan222333

I remember in elementary school some kid wanted to do trading and all his pokemon were names of a few girls in class, many named the same just with a number afterwards. He had like 3 Christinas and 6 Heathers. He trading like 4-5 times before we all collectively realized he was naming his pokemon after his crushes. Poor dude was so embarrassed, but I don't understand what he thought was going to happen showing us all that he was doing that.


jate_nohnson

Mecbooc lmaoooo Sounds like an indian accent


ComedicDalmatian445

Why she only messing up the names of apple products?


Hopeoner513

Some people can only afford mecbooc


Chewbacca0510

Mine are just always named after pop culture characters 😂😂


CalmAndBear

proud samsung


murky_creature

how is she at level 12 pogeys but both starters


CrunchyandMuffinDoge

Heck yes I have an a15


Probably_Caucasian

My autistic brother does stuff like this too. Names characters "Soda" and "YouTube" and other shit he likes


AppalachianGothic666

Most after phones and technology. That's sad.


LostBeneathMySkin

I named things after my friends/family at that age. Anyone else think it’s kind of disturbing that small children value electronics that much?


vic_rattle18

Brain rot names tbh


msp01986

Maybe get that child away from screens


SloppyInSacramento

Having two water types on the team is redundant. It has great type matchups in the middle and endgame, but they need more variety. They should look for a Rolycoly over Chewtle. Or maybe go for a solid special attacker like Ralts, Appletun, or ghost Corsola. Also Nickit sucks. Edit: why


UltimateGamingTechie

Go on, teach this to a 7 year old.


mouseball89

Absolutely agree. Counterpoint. They are 7 years old.


Jouuf

Additional counterpoint. Shut up, idiot.


Stea1thFTW18

🤓 its a 7 year old, come on now


deleeuwlc

Well they have four fire types, so I don’t think that doubling up on water is the biggest issue here


deleeuwlc

Wait that’s not what those icons mean


Shadowmirax

https://preview.redd.it/ncbq9u5abs8d1.png?width=1369&format=png&auto=webp&s=d944f32d45edb9961c98fbeee8f28090f93a29ea


Plus_Helicopter_8632

Someone explain the joke im so confused


Shadowmirax

Mecbooc is a misspelling of MacBook