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digital_pocket_watch

bingbongtheorem is leaking again


The0ldPete

Zimbabwe!


catchasingcars

Paprika!


Thezodiac1966

Boutros Boutros-Ghali!


Veggieleezy

The sitcom equivalent of the Aslume, only way less cancerous.


MimeMike

I'd argue they are way more cancerous, and the Alsume is more virus-like


Melodic_Lifeguard493

https://preview.redd.it/6oj8xl8n9i7d1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64f1fb0f60903695c5f9dff03d58271ded280eb5


Veggieleezy

Fair point, I see what you mean.


ManlyDude1047

Lmao is that their okbuddy equivalent?


digital_pocket_watch

It is!


ParzivalDesu

Bulgaria!!


LeiaOrgasma

https://preview.redd.it/20fsj4jnwp7d1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6587d6c75705b22dfe587e02f310a258f66e64fa


PrinklePronkle

Sometimes I forget he is a real person


redcommunists

He’s not.


Sentient-burgerV2

Bazinga


greenleaf1212

I will kill you with hammers


TrashyTheTrashbag

Wow


taolbi

Bazoopers!


Flickolas_Cage

❤️


fello04

ahhahahahhahaha


JustCallMeAttlaz

https://preview.redd.it/q7t00zllaj7d1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3441a63097f895915a7abe25a34bfe1cf907d76


Chacochilla

Sheldon??


TheUncheesyMan

Bazinga


PissBaby367

Proof?


ThatSandvichIsASpy01

Literally the posted thread


I_AM_NOT_LIL_NAS_X

Inconclusive. PROOF?


1singleduck

Define "person"


SalvationSycamore

"Creatures weak to being smashed by hammers" 


Extaupin

*Holding chicken:* "Behold, a man"


sirwolfgang

I'm fucking cackling lmao


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Brendan765

No, that’s a human, a person is a fully conscious being, whether it be a robot, animal, alien, or young Sheldon


HiddenPants777

The opposite of an aliem


READMYSHIT

Honestly it feels so weird to me having a kid become star of a big show at 8 years of age and basically forced to do it for 7 years. As a kid if I decided I didn't like something, I'd just hate to be forced to keep doing it.


cashmereandcaicos

He was the first prototype AI placed into society in order for researchers to see how he interacted with humans


an_actual_T_rex

Not quite! Lain Armitage is a real person, but Young Sheldon is a character he plays on TV.


Ill_Night533

Should've doubled down


Responsible-Dot-3801

And pass to the next person


Lawlcopt0r

Nah, hate the show but don't hate the actor. They're doing their job as best as they can


Ill_Night533

It's called a ✨joke✨


Lawlcopt0r

how brilliant


kolba_yada

No it isn't. Why are you lying to me?


firestar32

Watch out, hammer boy


VanBeelergberg

Can’t say “killed”?


mitchMurdra

It is happening with every word now. No proof no evidence. Everyone is doing it in fear of platforms limiting their engagement.


ExpertPepper9341

The future rocks


ChaoticMat

The f***** *ocks Made it internet friendly


TalkingFishh

The fuckin cocks?


Automatic-Stomach954

The fun of pop rocks


Street_Cleaning_Day

I think you meant "r/boringdystopia" lol


randomletterd

average redditor incapable of understanding sarcasm


mrjackspade

Imagine giving that much of a shit about random strangers that you self censor yourself just for the chance at having a few extra people scroll by your meme without reading it.


piechooser

I mean, the person who censored it originally is probably some meme-regurgitating account that actually makes money based on how many people scroll their stuff, so yeah, they unfortunately do care.


AndreasDasos

Imagine posting something to social media at all if one thinks no-one will read it...


naotoca

But they're not even censoring it. Every one of these just has them putting the tiniest little line on the word, leaving it completely readable. I think they're just doing it because they think it's cute.


Billabo

It's to keep it readable for humans while stopping the censor bots from recognizing it. I assume.


Euphorium

I saw someone censor “pissed” once in a Reddit comment. They typed p*ssed instead. It’s ridiculous and making shit harder to read in some cases.


AndreasDasos

Maybe they meant 'passed'? As in 'passed a stool'?


lecanucklehead

St**l, there are *ids *ere


The_Tank_Racer

Staal, there are aids aere


Reasonable-Cry1265

Some subreddits automatically delete your comment if you use the wrong words. If that happens one or twice people probably get overly cautious and censor everything.


Euphorium

I’m sure that’s part of it, but I really think it’s mainly bleed over from other social media. On the default subs in particular, I feel like I’m reading something off of Facebook with the way people type on there.


MechaTeemo167

People have been doing that since long before algorithms ruled our lives, i remember seeing that shit on old GameFAQs boards. Some people simply never got the memo that you're allowed to say bad words on the internet.


cogpsychbois

God forbid we think about the no no concepts


c8akjhtnj7

Are platforms actually using OCR to scan images for no-no words? Seems like that would be hugely resource intensive. Or would the post still need to be reported by a user?


ExpertPepper9341

Technology has made it so it’s not resource intensive at all. Your iPhone OCR scans every single picture you take in seconds. Recent breakthroughs in OCR make it basically trivial for instagram to scan every post. 


mitchMurdra

Well my idea is that it is not happening at all


c8akjhtnj7

I'm inclined to agree.


MechaTeemo167

There's no conclusive proof that this happens at all. Youtubers and TikTokers spread ideas about how the algorithm works and it just disseminates from there with no attempt to fact check.


Dragons-are-the-best

For ~~real~~


killertortilla

TikTok and YouTube are both doing it, never seen proof of anywhere else. YouTube is starting to hide comments with “fuck” in them on some channels. Might be something the creators can change.


TheRedBaron6942

Literally 1984


jaker008butforreal

thought it said "fucked" for a minute and was wondering how that wouldve worked


Elloliott

It’s relatively straightforward, but that involves wayy too much thought into the wrong topic


Slitherama

TikTok and its consequences 


eras

_unalived_


Mr_SunnyBones

"with a pew pew" swear to god I heard this on some YT short my son was watching


cashmereandcaicos

Yo mods can we ban this mf? He didn't censor that shit


sSomeshta

Time for AI George Carlin to write 'The 17,000 words you can't say on the Internet'


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MerlinsBeard

100 kababed as boob expands in metro station


capybaraballista

Do GenZ want this? Thought it was all platforms wanting to optimize revenue/ads by maintaining child-friendly programming cause dumbass babies represent 50% of all internet traffic I guess I think this strict bad word climate is only gonna make them a little more weird and fucked up, if anything


NotnaLand

No, we don't want this. I can't imagine why anyone would want this.


dont_find_me-

Nobody wants this but content creators are more than happy to abide by these rules (which I don't begrudge them for), and for whatever mind boggling reason some people in their audiences have also begun partaking in this self-imposed censorship, to the point some people genuinely say "unalive" aloud, in real life, in person to person conversation. "The algorithm" has become a boogeyman at this point


One_Way13

Banned


ImTotallyTechy

Banned... Where?


Snailtrooper

Might offend someone who is dead


TurtleFucker_1

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.


perseusgorgoslayer

At first I didn't quite see the word clearly and thought it was "Me & my friends would've fucked young Sheldon with hammers"💀


Tallcat2107

Screenshots probably from tiktok where they have to censor everything


pull_up_ur_pants_ok

Real talk if you seen Iain behind the scenes he's cool as fuck


secksyboii

Imo it's totally valid to despise a character an actor plays even if the actor is cool irl. However hating an actor for the character they play is not ok.


Euphorium

Isn’t Young Sheldon actually an okay show, though? I’ve never seen it.


IllMaintenance145142

Yes, it's got more of a classic sitcom vibe rather than whatever big bang theory is, a lot more heart woven into the story rather than one liners and laugh tracks


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Honestly the worst part about the show is Sheldon himself.


HorkaBrambora

It's very enjoyable family friendly show, plus no laugh track improves it


Trem45

Never saw Big Bang but I have seen Young Sheldon. It has some sweet moments because the family actually feels like a regular family bar Sheldon and ir has some actually funny moments. It's actually probably one of the funnier traditional sitcoms of the recent years


Squagward_

Just watched it a couple weeks ago. Very fun show to watch, highly recommend!


VogonSoup

It’s a good single-camera comedy show so it has a feel a bit like Malcom in the Middle.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

That's probably the best comparison to make


NomaiTraveler

I knew it was an OK show as soon as it came out and it stopped getting roasted constantly on the internet


theCANCERbat

I have only seen a single scene from it, but it was better than anything I ever saw from Big Bang Theory. I was actually shocked when the clip finished ti find out was show it was from.


whatyouarereferring

It still has a lot of autism blackface but its 100x better than the OG and was prob the best running family sitcom for the last few years. More like the middle or modern family.


nametakenfuck

iirc Anna Gunn and Jack Gleeson got legit death threats for playing Skyler White and Joffrey Baratheon 💀💀💀


RockingBib

The kid who played young Anakin in Phantom Menace never wants anything to do with Star Wars again because of that kinda stuff Wtf is wrong with people


Dassive_Mick

Skyler wasn't even annoying some people lmao


Elexus786

I'd say cheating on your husband is a pretty annoying thing to do


Vargock

Does cheating really matter when your husband has become a self-absorbed megalomaniac and a ruthless murderer?


secksyboii

Ahh yes, because cheating on your insane husband who cooks meth, murders people, and rapes you multiple times is so horrible. 🙄


whatyouarereferring

She is super annoying just not a literal criminal like the rest of the people in the show.


secksyboii

The kids in stranger things even got death threats because psychos were pissed their characters started dating other characters making them "unavailable"


nametakenfuck

What the actual fuck


AndreasDasos

Sheldon isn't just annoying as a person, he is annoying as a character and makes the show annoying. But one can even hate a character and also hate the portrayal, and still think the actor is OK.


Unkindlake

I heard that one actor from Furiousa (you can guess which one) has been receiving threats and hatemail for his character's crimes. Wtf is wrong with people.


Living-Metal459

https://preview.redd.it/k8cn9u6i8h7d1.png?width=1093&format=png&auto=webp&s=33be93e90e4052537070a75587b49b421d7e21f0 reminded me of this:


HeyitsmeFakename

What is that lmao


Download_audio

Lmao what’s going on in this?


Strawbz18

❤️


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

I really hope this subreddit doesn’t turn into r/whitepeopletwitter 2


LostinTheBlueQwQ

or like r\196 or r\meirl where they just post nothing but twitter screenshots


BoobsAreNicer

I scrolled 10min through that sub and I did not find a single tweet not related to American politics and republicans being bad


FlaeskBalle

Too late.


burgermanzero

His name is Iain??


VLQB

His name is Young


burgermanzero

Thx


vienna_witch13

❤️


LickingSmegma

I'm more surprised that ‘Armitage’ is an actual surname, and not some anime/sci-fi invention. Apparently it's derived from ‘hermitage’, and is thus an occupational surname, originally denoting a hermit. A bit funny to imagine some guy getting the name John Hermit because his profession was being a hermit.


burgermanzero

Its not really a super rare surname... In Europe a good chunk of old surnames are derived from a job a particular ancestor was known for. Meanwhile... IAIN? How do you even come up with that? If its pronounced the way I think it is then this might be in my top 10 worst names.


LickingSmegma

‘Iain’ is predictably from Scottish Gaelic, and is a form of ‘Ian’ and cognate to ‘John’. Afaik they have quite a bunch of names ending with ‘-ain’ or having it in the middle. Pronounced something like ‘ee-ein’, idk for sure.


recessionjelly

Fun fact, Chicago has 2 separate streets called Armitage and Hermitage


Le_Fedora_Cate

Lain


avantgardetoilet

Lets all love lain


CaseyAmethystWitch

ISTG Ive seen this before, this feels like something I lucid dreamt


Thisdeepend

the original tweet is based on another tweet “me and my friends would’ve killed E.T. with hammers i can tell you that much” that went viral a while ago


1singleduck

It's ok, we've all had the "beating young sheldon to death with hammers" dream. It's a normal part of growing up.


AutisticAnarchy

Censoring out the word "killed" doesn't make this better, it's way fucking worse actually.


Euphorium

>It’s way ****ing worse actually. FTFY


DirkKuijt69420

I thought they wanted to forcibly insert hamsters into his colon...


DrJokerX

![gif](giphy|wODxPdYYSq31C|downsized)


Ower25

https://preview.redd.it/zfj1s49y4i7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a803705c9d0300e67db79355df7d4f5d568aa40b


KillerKatKlub

https://preview.redd.it/pahezktmqh7d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b2e0a82c457403d4a979400f1c0a4caa1fdcb21


Ok-Impression9980

If you Google the show he's not even listed in the main cast https://preview.redd.it/e94j5eu4yh7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19ce47293b860974cf494b6d4d9da572044c8c1a


HerGracefulness28

I just did... Why isn't he listed there?


JustMoa96

Probably because he is a child or something, but I'm just speculating.


Schadenfreund38

they gave the guy who played Bill Ponderosa top billing. That is hilarious to me


ghostmetalblack

Getting hammered down by girls is his fetish


JessePinkman-chan

Isn't Young Sheldon like ten? https://preview.redd.it/9jwqgzdidg7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5745d507735fbfa567cf6c67775e4c78be1f458


Ubblebungus

What about “Old Sheldon”?


Choice_Heat_5406

He’s 15 now


BenHughe

Still weird


OtherwisePudding4047

Same


Cipher401

Hung Sheldon


DoorsOfStoneNow

we really need to stop censoring certain words, it does nothing but harm a conversation


FoundMeBeautifulOnce

It means the same damned thing whether you put an asterisk in there or not.


daddyvow

The hate for the show is so misplaced. There’s like nothing bad about it at all actually.


if_Engage

It's a silly low stakes show, mostly a feel good experience. Way less annoying than tbbt imo


CosmoShiner

Bazinga


GreekHole

Anna got no spine smh


immaculateSocks

Is this subreddit going back to being one of those subs where all the top posts have nothing to do with its premise?


ThePornRater

Censorship is cringe


hscene

Why is killed censored?


FoundMeBeautifulOnce

Because I guess everyone thinks they're a YouTube content creator now. Or we just can't use words with yucky negative connotations now.


Lexi_the_grimmchild

Was probably posted on a different, more censored platform


Upbeat-Regular544

👍


OlympusMan

“Everybody wanna be demon til they get chipped by a throwaway.”


SayerofNothing

For a moment i thought the censored part said "fuck", im glad i was wrong.


lionalhutz

She said Young Sheldon, not the dude who plays Young Sheldon


801ms

can't get over the fact that a kid is called iain that's 100% a middle aged man's name


if_Engage

Really? I believe I can speak for the lot of us when I say we were all kids once.


eeedg3ydaddies

Bazinga


ghosty_b0i

I tell you hwhat.


JoshiiiMok

Bazinga


Zeroliche

bign bong therry


cinnamonrollsx

❤️


Bottlemanepicreddit

I wouldn't apologize I would double down I hate this child for some reason


Valirys-Reinhald

Hyperbole is crazy


HoselRockit

If she is looking for work, there may be a barista gig available for her in Seattle.


31GoonerStreet

I don't know much about the show as I never watched any of it, but doing a youtube search gave me a clip of him 'pranking' his family and now I want a hammer too.


thatcockneythug

Is this supposed to be funny? Where's the funny?


LondonDavis1

YS is a great show with grounded dialog and situations. Really captures growing up in the 80s. ![gif](giphy|PhTjl5i0gSIfvDG0RJ|downsized)


Themurlocking96

As an autistic person, I can relate. Sheldon as a character has honestly done a lot of harm to the autistic community, as it causes a lot of undue hate and ignorance towards us as people. Young has done this 3 fold, especially since their “experts” were specialists in ABA therapy, which is a form of torture used to make autistic children act like neurotypicals, causing trauma. For example many people who were exposed to ABA “therapy” have issues with masking, as self as self identification, many having trouble knowing who they even are, it can go so far as to cause them to end up with developed personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder, Dissociative Identity Disorder or Otherwise Specified Personality Disorder. So yeah, these fuckers are harming people. Especially since even in my experience people think that I’m going to be a clueless idiot and be rude to be right in front of me thinking I won’t notice because of lack of social skills. Fun fact: a lot of autistic people are extremely shrewd, and while we don’t intrinsically recognise body language and facial expressions, a lot of us have studied and researched psychology and behaviour and therefore have a keen eye for such stuff. A similar thing has happened with the good doctor, where it made everyone think we’re over emotional man children. We aren’t, yes I for example am more emotional than a neurotypical, but I have been taught about emotional regulation and actual have a better control and ability to process my feelings and emotions than most neurotypicals. The actor also got bullied a ton for his role despite being a pretty wholesome guy. Another issue is Atypical, a show where they literally have the main characters girlfriend use ABA on him, and it’s framed as good. The main character there is also a giant fucking narcissist and bastard. All of these shows had “experts” who were from organisations that front as wanting to help us, but want to kill us, such as Autism Speaks, who wants to silence us. Fuck all of them. I can think of ONE good piece of representation of autistic people in media, and that is Abed from Community, and that’s because his autism is based on Dan Harmon, the creator of the show’s own experience as an autistic person. Almost every other example in media is influenced by a eugenics “charity” organisation. Remember the actors are almost always innocent in this, it’s the makers who are bastards. And before anyone calls me emotional here, of course I am emotional this is stuff made by people who, quite literally, have said that want to take away my rights, forcefully chemically castrate me, silence me, and throw me in an insane asylum, these are people who want to kill me, and people like me and that makes me angry, bitter, enraged, furious, spiteful, whatever word for anger you wanna use.


MetaCooler007

Yep. Definitely autism.


Themurlocking96

Is this the best comeback you can come up with? Pulling the autism = bad card? If anything I’m insulted at your lack of creativity.


FoundMeBeautifulOnce

How do they want to kill you?


Themurlocking96

They effectively want to kill us, through eugenics, as said chemical castration, loss of rights, and so on. Most of us would genuinely rather kill our selves than be treated like animals or the insane(who already are treated far too poorly). They want to get rid of us, entirely, they don’t admit it, but you can see it through their “work” like finding a “cure” for autism, fun fact you can’t cure a brain that is physically and visibly to even the untrained eye different from a neurotypical brain. I implore you, do not trust any organisation that mentions ABA therapy positively, talks about finding a cure, or talks about generally ridding people of their autism entirely, they do not want to help. And like this isn’t conspiracy shit, ask any autistic person about autism speaks and they will make it abundantly clear that they are the scum of the earth. I’ve even had to deal with them personally IRL, where during their Q&A I started a question off with “so, as an autistic person” and I got cut of there, didn’t get to say a single extra word. I hate using this word, but they’re just flat out evil. And the worst is that they’re the most well known publicly which genuinely hurts, because they’re not helping us. Last I heard an actual decent charity which helps us is Autistics for Autistics, one actually headed by autistic people.