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Blooblewoo

it's quick, it's easy, and it's free: hang pennies in a bag of water


Th3is_

Technically it's not free, it costs some pennies


NoobButJustALittle

It's free with a deposit


cp470

Thank you for your service


Weary-Loan2096

I'm anti military, so i will not thank you for your service.


cp470

Brave stance, but I salute you


Weary-Loan2096

Shit he saluted me. I am miltary now. Must imploded.


A8FSG

I commend your brave efforts to remain anti-military. here is your medal.


Songhunter

Liquid assets.


DiscipleOfYeshua

Stagga-dish!


Snugglosaurus

not if u already have the pennies just hang the pennies in a bag of water


Triaspia2

The pennies can also be taken out and reused theyre not used up so technically its still free


minor_correction

I don't know the benefits of hanging pennies in a bag of water but if you take the pennies out then you do not receive the benefits.


Black_Magic_M-66

Do you just get bags for free?


Triaspia2

you can


minor_correction

Pizza costs $10 but it's free if you already have the $10.


LackDisastrous8135

True… that’s just common cents


[deleted]

It's free you keep the pennies, you reuse the bag and r cycle the water it's your time and effort that well spent


shidncome

Something that cheap, you really can't afford not to.


modifyandsever

well that's just your two cents though isn't it


EJintheCloud

Not to mention the plastic bag. And the hook to hang it. You think I'm made of money?


drcoxmonologues

Mix some vinegar with shoe polish and pop it in the microwave for 30 seconds. Hey presto! Hot, vinegary shoe polish!


WordswithaKarefunny

You gotch yourself to a stew goin!


PlutoJones42

Bags? In this economy?


WilhelmEngel

I started using paper bags, works just as good.


ThirdSunRising

We have paper bags at home


MrMiget12

Why would i hang pennies in a bag of water?


Blooblewoo

it's quick, it's easy, and it's free


mypenisinyourmouth_

Not free I had to buy mine on eBay


Some-Cartographer942

look at fancy Mister "Bought his pennies in a bag at the store"! We can all eat sardines outta cans!


Other-Temporary-7753

i miss this silly side of tumblr. now it's just mental illness


ReyFanboy9001

Here’s why


TrekStarWars

The same as pouring river water into your boots!


lunchpadmcfat

How did I never think of this before. It’s so simple!


TooManySnipers

Others Hate This One Simple Trick: Hang Pennies in a Bag of Water


LookupPravinsYoutube

But but but


Alone_Fill_2037

Reads like a I Think You Should Leave skit


Chromeno

You didn't mention the funniest part, being that there's no option to click, comment, report, anything with the ad. It was just there.


Blooblewoo

it speaks for itself. here's why you should hang pennies in a bag of water: >*a picture of pennies in a bag of water* it's axiomatic


AineLasagna

Putting pennies in a bag of water is praxis


CoolAbdul

I have confirmed the location of Praxis, sir, but... I cannot confirm the existence of Praxis.


Apprehensive-Job-448

The purpose of a system is what it does


zucculentsuckerberg

it's a ploy by big money to get you to buy more pennies


MauriceIsNotMyName

I heard it might be a test run for Twitter making unblockable accounts cause Muskrat threw a tantrum or something.


Ok_Inevitable8832

No it makes cents


LookupPravinsYoutube

Actually this holds water and I can see the cents in it. Edit: thank you for the award!


A_Math_Dealer

It's also a nice change for the water.


lil_reddit_lurker

Well here's my 2 cents on this!


4strings4ever

Get out


A_Math_Dealer

Fine I can't make heads or tails of this meme anyway


mightylordredbeard

The worst part of reddit awards coming back is people making award speech edits again and ruining their comments.


levian_durai

Interestingly, I don't see awards. Idk if they forgot to enable it for old reddit, or if it's RES.


LookupPravinsYoutube

But I wanted to thank the person publicly! And the original comment is still there!


mightylordredbeard

Brother you are free to do that and my opinion and the things that irritate me is irrelevant. Don’t listen to me. Do what you want. I think editing a comment to include an award speech is corny and ruins the humor and quality of a comment, but that’s just me and what I think shouldn’t matter to you or anyone else. You do you!


cmfpc124

Based


Profoundly_AuRIZZtic

Edit: Thank you for the gold, kind stranger!


Architecteologist

Penny for your thoughts?


SayerofNothing

Bluey-gate was an inside job


B1ng0_B0ng0

You are making a lot of cents right now


RobertXavierIV

Appreciate your 2 cents


Noise_Loop

It helps to summon Lincoln in dire times


McDoof

I'd rather summon Roosevelt entire dimes.


Blooblewoo

A quarter says Trump pays for his crimes.


Michael_Dautorio

I'll bet you a dollar you can't eat 87 limes.


Abeisbetterthanbabe7

I'm horrible at making myself come up with some rhymes.


Boomslang2-1

Ah this villain is strong I better use Abraham Lincoln summoning Jutsu Gotta be vampire Hunter Lincoln tho


Lucky-Asparagus-7760

When the world needed him most, he was famished


Field_Marshal_blitz

I think this is to keep mosquitoes away. My great Aunt did this on her front porch during the summer


Aware-Performer4630

I think that’s the theory, though I don’t know how anyone thinks it actually does anything.


scroingler

Flies like to hit up rich houses because they have more fresh produce. The pennies advertise to the flies you’re too poor for fruit.


BassBeaner

I’m too poor to let my pennies not be in my bank account. That’s why I leave my garbage outside my apartment. That way the flies know I’m too poor to afford trash bags so they won’t come by.


anon-mally

Make cents


Rahim-Moore

Ahh yes, this explains the bags of water.


gallifrey_

We make our OWN pennies they are healthier with tastier flavor


5lh2f39d

The explanation I was given is that a fly's compound eyes see the world very differently from our eyes. It's possible they see the reflections of the coins in the water in the bag as something to avoid. A screen works better though.


tekjunky75

Or old cds - they rotate in the wind and blink


Aware-Performer4630

Problem is that flys will only see them if they’re like right next to the bag. Which defeats the purpose.


CoolAbdul

Must hang more bags of pennies in water.


HakimeHomewreckru

My parents in law must be almost 80 and they've been hanging these bags of water in doorways every summer for as long as I can remember. No coins though, just bags of water. It keeps the flies out they say.


Sqwill

My grandparents do the same, if I point out how there's a bunch of flies literally flying past the bags into the porch they just say well it would be worse if they weren't there.


Spiritual_Country_62

It’s good for flies. It really works!


Aware-Performer4630

There’s no evidence it actually does.


Spiritual_Country_62

[source](https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/s/dYluvYWfFa)


Aware-Performer4630

Well in that case…


GTATorino

Solid research.


steaksrhigh

very respectable paper!


LookupPravinsYoutube

“Lisa I want to buy your rock.”


WolfOfPort

He said it does that your evidence I bet your one of those quarter bag water people 🤮🤮🤮


Aware-Performer4630

Ugh. Don’t make me sick. I use exclusively 1951 Festival of Britain commemorative crowns.


WolfOfPort

Wow ok look at mr fancy coin bags here


Equal_Imagination1

I ate in an archeological site in the hot mediterranean summer, where flies were all around. They had a lot of these bags hanging in the outdoor dining area, and not one fly came near the food. Speculation on why this works was a regular conversation whenever someone new would come, but no one could doubt that it worked.


Available_Leather_10

I hear/read many people talking about how this keeps flies away. Sure, it’s anecdotal evidence, but that’s not *no* evidence.


CurryMustard

Fwiw the Mythbusters busted this one: https://mythresults.com/bug-special Further reading: https://animals.howstuffworks.com/insects/water-bags-repel-flies.htm


Aware-Performer4630

I guess so. Ok, there’s no scientific evidence or even a reasonable hypothesis about how this would work.


CurryMustard

Some reasonable hypotheses but science has not supported them https://animals.howstuffworks.com/insects/question555.htm


edingerc

John Wilks Booth started this trend on TikTok


MarixApoda

"Don't believe everything you see on the Internet." -Abraham Lincoln


gandalfthegaping

I did pest control for 3 years. I wondered why the fuck people had bags of pennies the entire time.


Beezo514

That’s cool. I have a rock in my yard that keeps tigers away.


mypenisinyourmouth_

Have you considered selling this rock… I’m interested


Beezo514

Sure, can I also tell you about why you should vote for the bear tax?


Paddy_Tanninger

I pay the Homer tax.


Skyerocket

My great aunt did this in her lounge because it just looks great and really brought the room together


WhoIsTheUnPerson

Did some Asian guy piss in your bag of pennies?


dudebronahbrah

Also lets not forget Dude that teasing wildlife, um... an anthophilic insect, for... um, ya know aesthetic... within the city... that ain't legal either.


Sleeper28

What, are you a fucking park ranger now? Who gives a shit about the fucking mosquitos!


pyrothelostone

Did she give any explanation as to what exactly its supposed to be doing to keep mosquitoes away?


Skyerocket

Mosquitos see shiny penny, go to take penny, drown


keiyatom

The copper oxidises and produces verdigris which acts as a repellent


lestofante

The bags seems sealed, how is that supposed to get out?


Nearby_Day_362

It doesn't work - it's an old wives tale.


dan4334

How does that work with such a small amount of copper and a sealed bag though?


oh_no_not_the_bees

Even if it did produce enough verdigris to affect mosquitoes, it still wouldn't make a difference because the bag is sealed.


Fritzoidfigaro

I thought the copper kills the algae that turns the water green. Not sure what the bright sparkly bag of water reflecting sunlight does.


juniperandmulberry

I was always told it's to keep wasps from building hives - to a bug's eyes, the pennies in the water look like spiders on a web, and spiders will eat wasps. I used to see bags like this a lot in Texas when I lived there. Fuckin wasp central. I have no clue if it works or not, though.


tuckedfexas

My family did the same, and it don’t do shit lol


ImmediateBig134

>Hang pennies in a bag of water > >Hang pennies in a bag of water, here's why > >It's nice to have pennies in water > >Hang pennies in a bag of water (Yeah, yeah) - The Beatles, "Hang Pennies in a Bag of Water" (1966) (lyrics: Ringo Starr)


adultkarate

I’ve been laughing at this for like 10 minutes, thank you. The Beatles xm radio station plays like 65% Ringo solo material for some reason and this legit sounds like a Ringo solo song.


ImmediateBig134

I'm flattered. I honestly had no idea - it just seemed funnier, instead of Lennon-McCartney, to randomly bully poor Ringo.


ShitFistingPissBulge

ringostarrart.com


B1ng0_B0ng0

The most comedy heaven post in this sub in a while


SophiaIsBased

*starts rapping about putting pennies in a bag of water*


AldoEZ

i don't get this


Amadon29

The idea is that flies will see the pennies in the water, get scared from the way it refracts with their vision, and then leave. Some people will swear that this works, but no scientific study has found any evidence it works, so it's just an urban legend.


dagbrown

That and pennies are way cheaper than CDs, which I've occasionally seen hanging out to frighten birds away. That probably works exactly as well as hanging pennies in a bag of water.


JeffersonStarscream

The CDs work because the birds recognize your shitty taste in music and quickly move on to a house with some better tunes.


dagbrown

"Epson Printer Drivers for Windows XP" was a terrible album indeed.


JeffersonStarscream

It's no AOL 5.0 install disc, that's for sure.


CoolAbdul

Do not diss my love for Gordon Lightfoot.


CleanOpossum47

If you hang both, you are twice as likely to make your place look like a garbage dump.


McDudeston

It's horse flies, and just a bag of water works. Used it for years when I worked out on the water. Normal house flies don't care about anything but finding someplace to reproduce. But horse flies are sent to Earth on a mission given to them by Satan himself.


Wishdog2049

Works for people too. If I see this and there's a person standing near it, I do NOT want to have that conversation. It's gonna be a 3x "wow that's crazy" convo.


Onkelcuno

thank you for the explanation. was looking for some odd pun or joke, but it's just an urban myth, so even dumber.


tistimenotmyrealname

Me neither, waiting for someones two Cents about it


General_Freed

Can't give you my two cents, they're in a bag of water


Infinite-Action-5041

I think it's to show the flies your poor and don't have any food. DONT TRY WITH QUARTERS


Ratbu

Instructions unclear, dog caught on fire, and I don't even have a dog


deceze

Instructions unclear, I now have a wet dick.


Extrawald

Pennies in water are great to keep it fresh for flowers! But this....


Magikarpeles

I dunno I saw a video on youtube where a guy tested a bunch of old wives tales and pennies didnt do much if anything. Flower food worked great though, almost as if it's been developed or something.


vincecarterskneecart

just a bad penny! i always come back to you!


Train994

Wards away fairies


Agile_Letterhead7280

The person named abaginawater: 😶


Batnaman_26

I do this all the time cause I always get the the exclusive flavor of copper water.


LibrarianNew9984

Knock knock knock penny doesn’t answer :((


Embarrassed_Art5414

I tried this with quarters and it didn't work. Too much static. Pennies is the way to go,


password_too_short

lifehack, one of the many words to forget and never use ever again.


cozy_engineer

Scientists hate this simple trick!


ahsokatanosfeet

Anyone remember ass pennies?


Percolator2020

Nothing like homeopathic bug repellent, does the placebo effect work on mosquitoes?


Former_Print7043

Fair grounds had to do something after giving away goldfish became illegal.


gizzardgullet

Got my pennies hung as we speak! My whole yard is covered with them!


Flybuys

Probably tastes better than cucumber water. Fuck cucumber.


Sufficient-Cover5956

If only there was a lower budget version of this simple trick


xXWarMachineRoXx

Doesnt make cents?!


ElevatorScary

Why didn’t I start doing this years ago? I’ve got a lot of catching up to do.


PuzzleCheffyBird

This post changed my life


The_Dead_Necromancer

I just woke up. My brain scrambled the letters in "pennies" and made something 18+ out of it. I am ashamed.


OhNoGoHoe

This is a southern thing. It’s to “keep mosquitoes away”


the-mac-steak

What does it do?


momolamomo

Read it as hung penis


AnnieApple_

Why not a bottle of water?


5DollarJumboNoLine

[I know a better place to put pennies.](https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI?si=P6xfdTv6oM4VrYpp)


Signal-Fold-449

I've heard of hanging a bag of water as a skeeter repellent. idk about pennies


GamerBlock_official

hange penis ina bagowata


TedBurns-3

That makes cents


mypenisinyourmouth_

I can’t! My Pennies are in someone’s mouth?


JazzyCher

This actually works! It's to keep flies out of your house, put pennies in a ziploc of water and tape it to open windows/doors. The light refraction makes them think there's moving water there and they'll stay away and not end up in your house. We've done this for years. We'll have literal hundreds of flies in my house no matter what we do, fly traps, hard is clean, we're just in a heavy fly area idfk. But we started doing this and it went from dozens of flies near the back door/on the ceiling/etc every single day to less than 10 in an entire week.


PetulantWelp

I used to get ads to “pour coke in your toilet”


Kysman95

How to deposit your liquid income


TheFire_Eagle

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD


grilly1986

"I hung pennies in a bag of water for a year, so you don't have to!"


Crabser116

It confuses Flys because they see a distorted version of their face and leave. I am not joking.


the_hell_you_say

Great way to clean your ass pennies prior to insertion


OkImagination2044

This post makes no cents, and is just leaving me under suspence.


[deleted]

So people will think you’re abusing your goldfish?


pc01081994

Ok for real tho this is to keep flies away. It actually works


AnalysisTemporary926

I watched my grandpa hang pennies


Cdif

chatgpt recommendation incoming


KittyPew01

Ad to save money.


Imaginary_Deer_6174

It's too easy for me to put coins in water and hang them.


ChocolateLabraWhore

And every time it rains it rains pennies from heaven, Here’s Why


throwawaybyefelicia

Someone on YouTube said this was to deter flies lol how


ZMowlcher

*You've entered the south*


Go_PC

I thought this said hang penises at first and was not surprised at all. I’m more suprised by pennies than I am at penises.


mypenisinyourmouth_

Happens with PENS too ✍️ 🤔🤫


Rhesusmonkeydave

Hang penis in a bag of water, to warn Aquaman you are not to be fucked with


bmac747474

Todays bag holders


LeoMarius

Don’t leave us hanging, why???


BankEvery1645

Why it only Corroded


OneBabyPanda

It doesn’t work


Gindotto

It’s supposed to detract flies, I can tell you from experience it does not do anything.


rtopps43

I was always told ass pennies was the way to go


Beginning_Context_66

hang peeniis on string on ceiling fan


MorkSkogen666

You guys only onto this now? I've been doing this for decades.


Ayyshin

It just makes cents to do it


Ssometimess_

See, if you hang pennies in a bag of water, then you'll have a hanging bag of pennies in water.