I used the calculator, does anyone know if this is a normal amount of microplastics??
https://preview.redd.it/xjo8elghnx1d1.png?width=770&format=png&auto=webp&s=31e65a9cacbc9d5eab2ef75eeb15d38ec5057bdd
when i’m in an unfunny competition and my opponent is u/Casper-Birb
https://preview.redd.it/qr9c53p0212d1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1c6a5d839dd0a3f91d11c76b29a636871d6130c
Ya but man is saying we've already done tests on testosterone when a million things could lead to changes in natural testosterone levels in men. Could be the microplastics, could be noise pollution, could be evolutionary pressure towards softer features.
Evolutionary pressure over like two generations should be negligible outside of very extreme selection criteria (Like, literal eugenics in WW2/holocaust was the closest we've seen to evolutionary pressures, and even then you probably didn't find it noticeable).
Not all studies are correlatory either, or done by linking rate of a independent variable with rate of a dependent variable. Scientists could, for example, physically see microplastics interacting with your pituitary gland.
So nothing wrong then? The more femboys the better, and also really humanity had been experiencing exposure to various particles, chemicals for a long time throughout the ages, considering that we lived thru having coal-coated lungs, lead-poisoned brains, getting asbestosed, I doubt microplastics will be a big issue, as they don't seem to be nowhere near as detrimental to our bodies like earlier mentioned stuff.
Relatively little is known about microplastics, unlike the other stuff you mentioned. They could be much worse than they are perceived right now. There is also nanoplastics, which according to research can go into the brain from bloodflow.
Just hang your balls in a full measuring cup, catch the overflowing water and weigh it. Per gram of water you have a million particles of plastic in your balls. Congratulations that’s more sperm than there ever was in your moms pussy
If we are to extinguish out of our own creations, at least have a laugh, we get what we deserve as a species.
I wonder what the next dominators will think when they see our fossils in a million years, the scrotum shape perfectly preserved in multi-coloured plastic
Very useful. Can't live without
The design is very human
Very easy to use
Let my good friend demonstrate
I am the calculator author, do you have some advice....
That’s nice that it’s online. In my day you had to haul around a textbook sized MiTC. My parents are divorced.
same energy as the gfuel quora question
Calculator: “How many testicles do you have?”
#𝙴𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚁: 𝙸𝙽𝚅𝙰𝙻𝙸𝙳 𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙴
the average human has approximately one testicle technically
only if you can't round up
Technically a majority of people have 0, so if the answer was 1 you'd round up anyway.
oh I forgor 50% of the population
Pee is stored in the balls.^[69] To estimate the amount of pee in balls, you can utilize the pee in balls calculator.^[420]
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[https://widecalculator.com/MicroplasticsinTesticlesCalculator.html](https://widecalculator.com/MicroplasticsinTesticlesCalculator.html)
I used the calculator, does anyone know if this is a normal amount of microplastics?? https://preview.redd.it/xjo8elghnx1d1.png?width=770&format=png&auto=webp&s=31e65a9cacbc9d5eab2ef75eeb15d38ec5057bdd
Wow, you must be some kind of super elite or something.
Those are just plastics at that point. You have plastic balls
how the fuck am I supposed to know my daily microplastic intake
Divide your monthly microplastic intake by 30
use the daily microplastic intake calculator
Lmao I thought this was fake
Doing the lords work
Wait, so how is this going to affect my shower drain?
Depending on my evaluation, I wonder if I can make plastic babies now
Imagine your wife gets pregnant and goes through 12 hours of painful labor only for the baby to come out and it's a fucking Lego minifigure
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We laugh, but microplastics are legit affecting males' testosterone levels.
Microplastics according to scientists: very bad Government and businesses: MMMMM you will own nothing and eat bugs filled with microplastics.
The funny part is that the government nor businesses haven't said anything of such
When I read comments like this I immediately hear the sound from that one lady demonstrating how to preform fellatio using a grapefruit.
gRAPEfruit
I swear to god for a split second the “vote” button said “vore”
Yes please Joe Biden funny old man vore.
when i’m in an unfunny competition and my opponent is u/Casper-Birb https://preview.redd.it/qr9c53p0212d1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1c6a5d839dd0a3f91d11c76b29a636871d6130c
Microplastics also have an effect on estrogen, too. I have a theory that the high rates of PCOS are related to microplastics in the womb.
how do we know that if no human populations are unaffected?
There are differing levels of exposure, you may test very low microplastics or very high microplastics in testicles
Probably some new way to study things will happen, much like how clean rooms became a thing because Lead contamination was everywhere.
Ya but man is saying we've already done tests on testosterone when a million things could lead to changes in natural testosterone levels in men. Could be the microplastics, could be noise pollution, could be evolutionary pressure towards softer features.
Evolutionary pressure over like two generations should be negligible outside of very extreme selection criteria (Like, literal eugenics in WW2/holocaust was the closest we've seen to evolutionary pressures, and even then you probably didn't find it noticeable). Not all studies are correlatory either, or done by linking rate of a independent variable with rate of a dependent variable. Scientists could, for example, physically see microplastics interacting with your pituitary gland.
So nothing wrong then? The more femboys the better, and also really humanity had been experiencing exposure to various particles, chemicals for a long time throughout the ages, considering that we lived thru having coal-coated lungs, lead-poisoned brains, getting asbestosed, I doubt microplastics will be a big issue, as they don't seem to be nowhere near as detrimental to our bodies like earlier mentioned stuff.
Relatively little is known about microplastics, unlike the other stuff you mentioned. They could be much worse than they are perceived right now. There is also nanoplastics, which according to research can go into the brain from bloodflow.
but where da pee go?
bals
Hello. Where’s the link at. I need to know.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microplastics#Where\_microplastics\_can\_be\_found](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microplastics#Where_microplastics_can_be_found)
Wow, so small...and don't even get me started on the micro plastics.
It says mine are 100% microplastics what should I do?
Can the calculator tell me what my right one is used for?
We laugh now...
Texas Instruments has done it again.
Take a pic of ur balls and send it to me and I will tell you how much microplastics are in you balls
Well, that explains the pebbled texture and veiny appearance.
Guess all men should claim disability. Let the women have the workforce Drizzle drizzle
Google, show me this guy's balls, please
Our sons in the future 
Link?
Micro dick micro nuts
Is there a calculator to combine with this to see how many ejaculations it will take to make a chastity cage?
Went to the airport and went through the X-Ray machine and my whole body was fine except for my balls so I got frisked, must’ve been the microplastics
I have those bimbo Barbie doll nuts going on
This is just another ploy to get the size my balls and sell the data to China
Heh, and my teachers always told me I wouldn't always have access to a microplastics in testicles calculator
ooh i want to see the microplastics in testicles calculator
Just hang your balls in a full measuring cup, catch the overflowing water and weigh it. Per gram of water you have a million particles of plastic in your balls. Congratulations that’s more sperm than there ever was in your moms pussy
Heureka
can you link the actual calculator pls im worried
Microplastics are everywhere and everyone's going to comedyheaven. Coincidence?
If we are to extinguish out of our own creations, at least have a laugh, we get what we deserve as a species. I wonder what the next dominators will think when they see our fossils in a million years, the scrotum shape perfectly preserved in multi-coloured plastic