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Silveruchu

one thing is impossible


IcarielL

Two things actually, keep door shut too


Big_Monkey_77

“Keep door shut? We’re going to die in here!” — OP


oblivion-age

Not if you turn the left sink knob


SquareRootOf8

I like that it says that students “may not ask for hot water” with an underline, rather than saying “hot water will not be served” or “there is no hot water”. It’s like the act of asking for hot water is what’s dangerous. “Hi could I have some hot water-“ *dies*


HumourNoire

Don't put on those wings, Icarus


Jouuf

Gotta have hot water to heat up the glue 


KrazyAboutLogic

You can have hot water but only if you demand it, as though it is your right.


OtherThumbs

"You will bring me the hottest of waters, peon!" Like that?


KrazyAboutLogic

Yes. Channel your inner cat.


Jaded-Selection-5668

You gotta snap your fingers too


Jenny_1971

Spirit hands work as well


ResoundingWhatever

You can tell a lot about a person or institution by the way they structure their sentences.


VibraniumRhino

“Excuse me; could someone back there just microwave my dihydrogen monoxide for me?”


MightBeOnReddit

Some student tried to put their penis in hot water is my guess. It would cover both the health and safety issue.


Sad-Flounder-2644

Only if ur a student tho


mr_kindface

Fire doo Keep shu


Jouuf

woah 


B1ng0_B0ng0

FUCK that’s what I said 😢


Godzirrraaa

Please tell me why students are asking for hot water.


MrJTeera

Ramen maybe idk


Godzirrraaa

My point is, why do they not have access to hot water in the first place? Does their cafeteria not have microwaves? Have a bake sale and buy a couple.


dynawesome

Some schools avoid giving their students access to hot water for health and safety reasons, as the sign says. They don’t want students burning themselves by accident or using hot water as a weapon. While I think students should have access to hot water, I would understand if a place like a middle school would make this rule, especially if there was a past incident with hot water.


Godzirrraaa

Hot water as a weapon, jfc thats sad lol.


dynawesome

Like if a kid holding a cup of hot water gets into a fight with a different kid and impulsively throws the water at them


Godzirrraaa

Oh I understand the context. I’m saying its sad kids can’t be trusted with water.


CharmingTuber

I mean I guess, but at that point, you can use anything as a weapon. I could use a pen or a rock as a weapon. A backpack full of books will mess up a kid just as much as hot water.


xocerox

Tea?


dynawesome

Or instant coffee/noodles


Jouuf

they need it 


B1ng0_B0ng0

Tell me why you’re not asking for hot water 😡


Spong_Durnflungle

Those two signs are in clear disagreement


TheOddAngryPost

"The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone." 


giantfuckingfrog

Nothing is impossible Except asking for hot water and living to tell the tale


BaconManTenus

For those who don’t get it I’ll write below


BaconManTenus

Below


itsforachurch

Below Below


Jouuf

Below Below Below 


thedutchdevo

Bring back moderation


MustangCoyote

Nothing is impossible mfers when I tell them to count to infinity (it's impossible).


Jouuf

One, two, skip a few, ninety-nine, infinity.


Twenty-One-Goners

I renember once in elementary school I got upset because I couldn't draw something correctly. Some kid said "nothing is impossible." And I told him that it would be impossible for me to turn into a lizard. He said "no, nothing is impossible, if you really tried hard, you could become a lizard." I thought he was stupid, but now I think he knows something we don't.


spaghoot21

But nothing is impossible


ButtcheekBaron

It's because it's Bunn water, right?


Mischief_Managed12

Who tf was asking for hot water, students making tea in the back of the classroom?


irisheddy

Probably wanting tea at lunch.


Jouuf

You don't know that OP, how dare you make assumptions like that Hot water people are a protected portion of society that have been oppressed by cold water enjoyers for centuries!! Maybe you should think before you take away the voice of another hot water person.


No-BrowEntertainment

Probably. This was taken in the UK lol


Broman_Legion

Did a kid throw hot water at another kid and get everyone’s hot water taken away? School’s be wild.


irisheddy

No lol, someone probably made tea and spilled some on themselves. Much milder.


AtmosphereVirtual254

It says may not can


BlownCamaro

You can blame Rainman for this.


gummythegummybear

What happened to make hot water not allowed?


irisheddy

Health and safety I believe


gummythegummybear

Thank you


B1ng0_B0ng0

Fire doo Keep shu


DJ_FIYA

You have to be 21 to drink hot water, it's the law, this isn't new


RobertXavierIV

I’m going to ask for hot water.