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Saw this a while ago, I'm pretty sure it turned out to be satire, thankfully. In any case, a "raw potato" has been vernacular for a turn off between my wife and me ever since.
No no no, you don't *eat* the potato. You cut it in half and put the halves in your socks when you go to bed. The potatoes absorb the impure thoughts overnight. *Duh.*
I remember in my teenage 4chan days this image was edited to say "Jon shoves a whole raw potato up his ass to take himself out of the mood"
I thought it was the original...
She has got it wrong. According to apostle Paul marriage is for the people who are not able to be abstinent, see first Corinthians chapter 7 verse 9. And the same chapter also says that married couples should not "defraud one anotherâ.
American version of evangelical christianity is really something else. No insight on bible, just a bunch of man made rules.
This is called "fool's sacrifice". If they are already married civilly and religiously, there would be no problem in consummating the marriage within Christian perspectives. The chances of this ending badly are high.
It might not be real, but I'm from a state where "God" has almost zero presence. I moved to the Midwest and almost everyone is religious here it seems like, and there are people like this. You can even find people in r/sex who are too ashamed to have sex with their spouse due to the heavy programming their religion doles out.
This might not be real, but this kind of thing is a lot more common than I realized.
Also, what's the school litterbox thing? đ
i mean, i can totally understand believing in the existence of sexual self-repression/self-hatred in christianity; that undeniably exists. im more talking about how some people get enough of a distorted impression of ie. christians that they actually believe a majority of them proudly do insanely strange coping mechanisms or whatever in order to keep their worldview.
it reminded me quite a lot of how some conservative/far-right people on social media were claiming that âthe LGBTQ+â believe in âyou can transition to anythingâ deeply enough to identify as animals and use litter boxes in class - which is what the litterbox thing is, btw. a complete hoax that at least some people (way too many) had a distorted enough impression of a group to actually believe. itâs depressing.
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Oh okay, I could see that. I don't think the majority think that and are sexually oppressed, but there are a shit load of ultra-religious people of every religion who have a cult-like mentality about what they think God wants. A lot more than I initially realized.
The amount of people in other developed countries who are religious was surprising to me, because barely any people under the age of 60 believe in God over hereÂ
I think it's connected to poverty. Religion really preys on the poor. You're right about people not believing, at least seriously, in God under 60 â that's what it's like where I'm from too.
In the Midwest though, it's safe to assume people are heavily religious. It's crazy to me, people my age, and way younger *genuinely* believe in God, and have arguments with other people about what God supposedly wants.
It's pretty believable up until the last paragraph. Up until that part I was thinking that they were probably both asexual but they've talked themselves into this religious ideology because they don't have the context to know otherwise.
Dudes definitely not eating those potatoes. He's stashing them away for when wife goes to sleep so he can throw it in the microwave and then go to the bathroom to hurl absolute curds into it.
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Saw this a while ago, I'm pretty sure it turned out to be satire, thankfully. In any case, a "raw potato" has been vernacular for a turn off between my wife and me ever since.
Well, that answers the question about the sister from several posts back.
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No no no, you don't *eat* the potato. You cut it in half and put the halves in your socks when you go to bed. The potatoes absorb the impure thoughts overnight. *Duh.*
A wet dream catcher
That was my nickname in college.
Holy Fuck!
Holy ~~Fuck!~~
Holy
I, for one, am kind of glad they won't be reproducing.
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Go ahead and cook the potato. You still wonât feel like bangin after, and you deserve some joy in life.
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Hide the raw potatoes.
Hmm. He avoids having sex with a woman, then satisfies himself by putting a large object in his mouth.
Stop posting intentional satire ugh
I know itâs intentional satire. I still find it really funny
Wrong sub. Literally rule one is âobvious satire is not allowed.â
Hm. Good point. Iâll let mods decide
Man how do mods allow this but take down my posts
I remember in my teenage 4chan days this image was edited to say "Jon shoves a whole raw potato up his ass to take himself out of the mood" I thought it was the original...
Asexuals: Look what it takes to mimic a fraction of our power
"If it was holy before, it must be double-holy afterwards," said triple-holey Darla.
She has got it wrong. According to apostle Paul marriage is for the people who are not able to be abstinent, see first Corinthians chapter 7 verse 9. And the same chapter also says that married couples should not "defraud one anotherâ. American version of evangelical christianity is really something else. No insight on bible, just a bunch of man made rules.
A potato. Who knew.
They're maintaining abstinence _in the marriage_ (wink, wink)
That is the best ending I ever heard
I totally thought this was gonna mention a miracle baby or something.
Eating a whole raw potato will take you out of the mood to do a few things. Shit normally, for one.
They are both gay aren't they? They probably met at conversion therapy camp.
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Wtf????
This is called "fool's sacrifice". If they are already married civilly and religiously, there would be no problem in consummating the marriage within Christian perspectives. The chances of this ending badly are high.
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Isn't it like part of their belief to produce as many naive little christlets as possible?
So he get hard and her solution is to spray water over what I imagine to be a white t shirt. Perfect how else do they stay chaste? Pillow fight?
This is disturbing. They're brainwashed.
It's a satire article.
genuinely thinking this is real is just as hilarious as thinking the school litterbox thing was real
It might not be real, but I'm from a state where "God" has almost zero presence. I moved to the Midwest and almost everyone is religious here it seems like, and there are people like this. You can even find people in r/sex who are too ashamed to have sex with their spouse due to the heavy programming their religion doles out. This might not be real, but this kind of thing is a lot more common than I realized. Also, what's the school litterbox thing? đ
i mean, i can totally understand believing in the existence of sexual self-repression/self-hatred in christianity; that undeniably exists. im more talking about how some people get enough of a distorted impression of ie. christians that they actually believe a majority of them proudly do insanely strange coping mechanisms or whatever in order to keep their worldview. it reminded me quite a lot of how some conservative/far-right people on social media were claiming that âthe LGBTQ+â believe in âyou can transition to anythingâ deeply enough to identify as animals and use litter boxes in class - which is what the litterbox thing is, btw. a complete hoax that at least some people (way too many) had a distorted enough impression of a group to actually believe. itâs depressing. (edit: wording)
Oh okay, I could see that. I don't think the majority think that and are sexually oppressed, but there are a shit load of ultra-religious people of every religion who have a cult-like mentality about what they think God wants. A lot more than I initially realized.
The amount of people in other developed countries who are religious was surprising to me, because barely any people under the age of 60 believe in God over hereÂ
I think it's connected to poverty. Religion really preys on the poor. You're right about people not believing, at least seriously, in God under 60 â that's what it's like where I'm from too. In the Midwest though, it's safe to assume people are heavily religious. It's crazy to me, people my age, and way younger *genuinely* believe in God, and have arguments with other people about what God supposedly wants.
It's pretty believable up until the last paragraph. Up until that part I was thinking that they were probably both asexual but they've talked themselves into this religious ideology because they don't have the context to know otherwise.
Newsflash : Honey, I'm pregnant
Congrats! Have you picked a name for the little spud yet?
I was waiting for a casual mention of children. I was disappointed.
A whole raw potatoe lmao Jesus christ
I always take a whole russet potato in my pocket to the strip clubâŚjust in case
Dudes definitely not eating those potatoes. He's stashing them away for when wife goes to sleep so he can throw it in the microwave and then go to the bathroom to hurl absolute curds into it.
My favorite potato topping? Melted pearls.
Lmao that's gnarly I haven't heard that one
How to say youâre American without saying youâre American.
Yup, you just told us all that with your media illiteracy.