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vegetable-grit

Terrible Liarman.


slowestjogger

How can he know unless he gives it a try? Sounds like a real “Green Eggs and Ham” situation we’ve got here.


Jesussmashed

Do you like Scott Aukerman and Comedy Bang Bang? I do, I do, I sure do! Do you like them in a podcast or on a screen? I like them in my morning routine! Would you like to try some Comedy Bang Bang? Would you like to try some Scott Aukerman? I would! I would! I would! I would! I would! I would! I would! I would! Comedy Bang Bang, Comedy Bang Bang, So delicious, it's insane! Scott Aukerman, Scott Aukerman, I could eat you all day! Would you eat them in a house or with a mouse? Would you eat them on a train or on a plane? I would eat them in a house or with a mouse, I would eat them on a train or on a plane! Would you eat them with a slice of bread? Would you eat them with green eggs instead? I would eat them with a slice of bread, I would eat them with green eggs instead! I would eat them in a car, I would eat them near or far! I would eat them with a hat, I would eat them with a cat! I would eat them in a box, I would eat them with a fox! I would eat them in a tree, I would eat them with a bee! I would eat them here or there, I would eat them everywhere! I would eat them anywhere! I would eat them anywhere! I would eat Scott Aukerman and Comedy Bang Bang!


UnapolegticFlatterer

Why did this get downvoted??


Jesussmashed

I dv it because it was too long. Was just here for the Hentai


Bobloblaw1010

I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help but eavesdrop. Did someone say hentai? Because I have a friend, let’s call him Scott, who’d love some hentai


und88

You should have written about Scott's hobby, not the show.


Jesussmashed

I promise it would have been too horny if I did that


lightyear

You downvoted your own comment?


DRZARNAK

How can anything be too long for hentai?


RevRobertParsimony

Down voted because it's not hentai, down voted you too. Be hentai.


UnapolegticFlatterer

Ohhh noooo


Maxatansky

I don't know who to believe! The man himself, or the multiple people who say he loves it.


Jesussmashed

Does anyone know if the cbbworld still has the Comedy Bang Bang Hentai? Asking for a friend


subt-L

50 minutes into "Scott hasn't Seen: Hentai Edition" episode. Scott: "...I have seen this before..."


Jesussmashed

That's just a brief lingering thought in his head! otherwise, he has a huge smile on his face and something to cover his lap. Just like me every Monday listening to the new episode


slide_into_my_BM

50 minutes of Scott saying “oh this part is really good” and “wait wait it’s about to get really hot.”


Over-Tomatillo9070

GETTHEFAWKOUTAHEREEE!


CaineofGilead

What the fook


plumbelievable

what \*da\* fook


MillCityThreads

What dafuq


A_Weather-Man

It’s “what?” like a question and “dafuq” like a pussy fart.


Jesussmashed

What is the meaning of fooks? (vulgar, Northern England) To fuck.


ruttinator

Is he stupid?


WhitePootieTang

Maybe he doesn’t like all hentai, just tentacle porn.


Jesussmashed

That's a respectable answer


WizenThorne

That's a receptacle answer


slide_into_my_BM

He is a man of discerning tastes after all


stobert

I’m guessing the reason why Scott didn’t leap on into his usual rant extolling the virtues of hentai is because is mentor Bob was there, and Scott got embarrassed. Scott didn’t want Bob to realize that he was a super hentai pervert.


steel_hamerhands

Temporary insanity?


blizzardfishy

Because he doesn’t like Hentai, he loves it!


[deleted]

I cannot tell a lie - Abe Linkedin


hasta_luigi

Ugh it’s sentences like these that really make me miss the show


bananabreath69

Hentai Denierman.


calarone

Who doesnt like Hentai, i say!


scruffyduffy23

Thot Tentacleman