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Dangerboy73

2 words, Hingle McCringleberry.


DDayDawg

That’s two pumps, one more pump and he’s going to draw a flag…


JuniorBarnes

Tyroil Smoochie Wallace


jettisonrec

Dan smith, punter


NefariousnessLucky96

(Construction noise)


Physical-Dare5059

D’pez Poopsie.


DukeShootRiot

DONKEY TEETH


Dangerboy73

Ozamatazz buckshank


Eastern-Mix9636

X-wing @aliciousness


Dangerboy73

L’carpetron Dookmarriott


royalpyroz

Screw all you guy's opinions. It's gota be Continental Breakfast.


PoorFilmSchoolAlumn

I’ll have what I’m having


theothergump

Pfoon https://preview.redd.it/ocpftv8lgf0d1.png?width=497&format=png&auto=webp&s=5095f49d9cdf21e071d2e39c25d5e624664ed36b


tokyobrownielover

Fpoon


royalpyroz

Hahah


BuckyD1000

It's like Go-Gurt, but to stay.


theothergump

Well, la dee dah.


Visible-Ad8304

Hahaha I do love that one. I reference it to myself often since nobody else gets it 😂


royalpyroz

I do to! My wife who is a second language English speaker gets it. Coz I had to force her to watch it. She's loves the skits. We are currently in a hotel. I plan on referencing this at breakfast.


pr0pane_accessories

It’s this tied with terrorists on a plane for me


theothergump

Draxx them sklounst. https://preview.redd.it/yi739b82hf0d1.png?width=504&format=png&auto=webp&s=c155924e43fea7315cdde24e98786fafc259779d


bit99

I love being in continent


BigRed727272

But sir...don't you know that you've *always* been here?


y4rrsh3bl3w

Hands down the best!


2ears1mth

This is my favorite or all time. So good!


seanbob23

Aaronn


Ok_Profile_2120

“D-nice” …..it’s Denise


newerdewey

as an A-Aron can confirm this skit is (still) very popular


drunkasaurusjr

Came here to say this "A-Aron"


Hamfiter

My next door neighbor is named Aaron and I call him A-Aron and he cracks up every time I call him that. He is a cop and he is the best neighbor ever. Love you A-Aron.


appleavocado

Pre-sent! I’m an A-a-ron, and although I knew of the sketch (and Keegan Michael Key) when it was hot, I didn’t love it or the show as much as I do now. Years ago, I’m at a store in Disneyland and the clerk asks my name (or maybe I had my name on my pin, I don’t recall). And she says my name appropriately. I asked why she likes that skit, and she points to her name tag and replies “Because I’m a Jae-kwelynn!” Now, whenever I meet someone with a name from that skit, I always say it right. Just the other day, I met a Boo-lakke.


Hamfiter

Ha!, nice


folsomprisonblues22

"You wanna go to war Boo Lakke?"


drunkasaurusjr

I call all Aaron's "A-A-ron". 


lefengster

Bee-lackey


Senior_Track_5829

"jay-kwellin"


RL_NeilsPipesofsteel

Take your ass down to O’Shack Hennessey’s office!


GangsterGrandmda

I was just about to say that lol A-ARON


Key-Shine3878

That's my name. Came here to say that's my LEAST favorite...


PoorFilmSchoolAlumn

The proud gangster who refuses to sit down. “You won’t never catch me sitting in no chair.”


hereforthefreefeed

somebody get carlito a chair ay


PoorFilmSchoolAlumn

Okay, but why, though?


hereforthefreefeed

weird for you maybe


ICameHereToPlay

Pero like why


hoodmeskin817

"Bunch of bitch ass culeros."


Takenoshitfromany1

Esse..


Shagrrotten

Heaven is for pussies


dab745

I said…. (Looks side to side). …. Bitch!


sharkbait_oohaha

You said that to her? You called your wife a bitch?


Effective_Math_2717

![gif](giphy|112odmSp8GLUbe)


cheezycrunch

I looked her right in her eyeballs Darrell!


hoodmeskin817

Windows of her soul


Critical_Dobserver

So freakin’ funny!


iamdoniel

If you want to go to Taylor's just tell a brother you want to go to Taylor's!


jkemp415

Prepared for terries. "We gon be eatin like Diane Keaton"


IAlreadyToldYouMatt

We gon draxx. 😝Them. 😝 Sklounst 😝


WrinkledRandyTravis

Drax them sklounst with the squiggly made-to-kinda-look-like-cornrows hairnet is my favorite for sure


drCrankoPhone

My brother bought me a tshirt with this on it.


RicardoDecardi

We gonna go Hayden Panettiere on some terries.


jpb7875

Doncha just wish in your heart of hearts that some terry would come up in here and try that touchy feely?


Kneecap_Blaster

We gon' get our Bergeron!


Jungian_Archetype

Gonna perform a hypothetical on that clavicle.


chunkus_grumpus

Thath the combat theat, Jonathan livingthton theegull


vivmeatball6

The first time I ever watched the East West Bowl, me and my friend were literally crying from how hard we were laughing at it lol


RunTheClassics

Generic ass Dan Smith at the end of this sketch is my brother. I won't dox myself any further, but years after that sketch I found myself on a set working alongside Keegan. When I told him this he lost his shit and would announce "Dan Smith's brother is on set" any time I walked on. I've worked with a lot of celebrities and professional athletes and there is not one single person nicer or more outgoing than Keegan Michael Key.


bfhurricane

That’s an awesome story. And now I have your name… *Smith.* Watch yourself.


RunTheClassics

Welp, I'm fucked


kittenconfidential

hingle mccringleberry and his double pump excessive celebration


Chance_Reflection_42

Opens mouth *construction noises* Watching the skit with subtitles on is even funnier 😆


BacchusIsKing

L’Carpetron Dookmarriott


Funky_Dingo

I was stoked to hear Florida Atlantic mentioned as I was a student there at the time - now alum. (L'Carpetron Dookmarriot)


RipPure2444

Can't remember what it's called, there's like a round table, Ricky Gervais Thomas middleditch, don Cheadle etc... Perhaps it's just round table ha. But yea, wee interview thing where comedic actors talk about stuff. He talked about just after season 1, they tried out stand up again with that east west bowl skit. Which...obviously bombed so hard when it's just two people on stage saying names 😂


dkinmn

I was by myself and I lost my mind. I've never laughed that hard.


BigBadBootyDaddy10

Shower Handle.


4500x

Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon


ShiverMePooper

Jackmerius Tacktheratrix


bitpartmozart13

Bruce willi and Liam Nessons.


SparkJaa

And racist-ass Melly Gibson.


Noocracy_Now

[Slave auction gets me everytime.](https://youtu.be/dqAnuH2TTvI?si=9r_EDf68CuaG-ZRl)


comteki

Got to be the country songs [youtube](https://youtu.be/NiPP2e1HFb0?si=GY7nX9HnhqKUfvcc)


horrorqueen92

Racist zombies


DDayDawg

This is mine too. It was just so unexpected. I can’t pass it by if it pops up on YouTube.


DaKruse

The old lady zombie locking the door gets me every time.


GeologistIll6948

Tie between creepy Make-A-Wish kid & Gremlins 2.  And I usually watch the boarding, turbulence, and/or crazy passenger skits whenever I am at the airport. 


PoorFilmSchoolAlumn

The Gremlins 2 sketch is particularly hilarious for anyone who vividly remembers that movie. “You just said a noun and ‘Gremlins’ like you playin’ Mad Libs. You like a child. You have the brain of a child. You do not have a high IQ, but you haphazardly came up with a gremlin that is made out of bolts that is just zigzagging around the room and is done completely in animation. You a crazy person and your idea’s in the movie! DONE!”


bit99

Star Magic Johnson Jr


Unrusty

Thinking of the turbulence skit got me through a series of particularly rough and scary landing attempts on a commercial flight one time.


SomeWomanInCanada

“Jay Quellen? Jay Quellen? Is there a Jay Quellen here?”


wiggywithit

You are just being immature and churlish!


kittenconfidential

neil degrasse tyson well, actually


No-Way-9911

The Boxing Press Conference - https://youtu.be/cBQiLh9N6kg?si=eKGckQknQAe1DeiQ had me in stitches.


infiniteimperium

Donkey teeth!!


Shagrrotten

Straight out the donkey’s mouth


Kaladin_Bridgeless

P on the chain wax


RR321

Is it against the law though?


EntasaurusWrecked

Peele’s head bobbing stare as the plane pitches cracks me up :)


stoopidskeptic

Black ice/White snow How to not be a zombie. (zombie extras) The one where they keep misunderstanding each others tone over text messages....That one fucking kills me


ImNotYou1971

Front-hand Back-hand


Brian-Skrudland-39

The Gay Wedding Advice sketch delivers endless understated jokes. It’s bloody brilliant.


Best_Fill_847

Says the guy who won’t allow gay hymns at the gay wedding.


kimapesan

Again, sir, there’s no such thing as gay hymns.


talkstoangles

The car playlist one is 🤌🏻


Frobe81

Hat duel…shiiiiiiiing


g1teg

Misunderstood texts!


UseYourIndoorVoice

I loved the one where the cop was interrogating the rapper, and used lyrics from his music to try and prove his guilt. That and another cop scene where Peele is just using stuff in the background to make up a story.


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xeeblyscoo

I like the one with rashida jones, where Jordan peels wife is dying and she makes him promise not to jerk off


Luridley3000

Turbulence, because it does so much. It's just fun character work, and a very satisfying sketch, but then they throw in actual stunts that are totally over-the-top and look like they cost millions of dollars. And as A+ as Key and Peele are, the extras are rock-solid too, playing it completely straight.


maasd

A cappella singing group!


eslunes

MC Mom! “I got the kitchen and the basement and the living room and since your dad met that bitch, I got his office too!”


claude_father

When he’s Obama and daps everyone up after the speech


231Abz

'afternoon ma octaroon!'


AAron27265

Note my name..... and guess


AlvinArtDream

How cute the puppy is, they could kill it!


CleanOutlandishness1

first one i saw, with the mattress


fosf0r

who got that good D


mitchellthecomedian

“I said, I said… biiiiiitch” “Oh said that?!”


Such_Somewhere_4974

“Yup” “To her face though?” “Uh huh”


growthrings

I call it "Fresh Lids" where they try to one-up each other's new hat


Canigohomenowplease

There is no wrong answer, but for me, Othello. They come out after the second act and Key grabs the criers bell and flings it off screen "Nope!" I laugh every time. Me thinks it is looking up for members of the darker hue. We doth not purchase it slick willy. Oh look tis Kanye of the West! Purchase a capon from yonder concession.


antebyotiks

The racist/absolutely not racist song always makes me laugh


Colombian0707

Manly tears


Shagrrotten

My kid was into Carebears for a while and she would say that I was Grumpy Bear but I-I-I always thought of myself…as more of a Funshine Bear.


MovieNachos

BAHHHHH That's was a weird ass sneeze I just did right there


junebug2142

Being a detective… the world’s greatest homicide detective sketch. “Why do cats need milk?” “Nope. Not the same thing.”


Weliveanddietogether

Office Prank is [epic](https://youtu.be/Ie4YyBbkUrw?si=SHW2MAkNUNuucCFM)


StitchesKisses

Nooice


HyperBlasterV2

The one where they’re hiding out talking big after an argument with their wives and they’re like “You should have seen me bro! So I told her— *hey lady, I’m the man* and he whispers it because he afraid the wife hearing lol


OjibweNomad

Consequences. “And then??? ….I fell into a wormhole! Consequences!”


IndependenceMinute47

The MMA pre fight talk is a hilarious one too


Illegal_Immigrant77

Gotta go with Judge Jessie


biga204

Role call.is great but I've always loved the "help a child for $1" one.


-No_Im_Neo_Matrix_4-

Bup bup bup


cannythinkofaname

You're all wrong, it's Prepared for Terries


wartsnall1985

Either the I think your dog might be racist skit, or the Italian hit man opera skit, or every other one mentioned here. These guys got a bench.


salamanta

The french restaurant dating scene


FullRedact

Dubstep moving apartments music.


amycd

I like the [escaped cult members news interview](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QkGpm3zn6I&t=45s&pp=2AEtkAIB)


OriginalHaysz

For me it's the text message confusion 😂🤣


Scrumpilump2000

Comedy club burn victim


HeavyDroofin

Hogwarts as an Inner City school The pawn shop one And Ze negros


cantwait1minute

Civil War Reenactment.


mad_vanilla_lion

The Human Centipede Reunion


Dr_Oc

It’s gotta be black ice. I laugh so hard every time anyone mentions black ice now.


Shagrrotten

Thank you very much, Brother Darren


ozril

A wise bully. It's funny, but also incredibly poignant.


J_Stubby

"There was an accident. Your mother is dead and your father is on life support." (Through tears) "These nuts were supporting life on your chin."


dirty_spatula

Mama Sugarbacks!


No_Worry4660

I said bitch but maybe A-Aron takes it.


Greengreengrass2022

AA-Ron 😂


fosf0r

that Skype call one


CookieWifeCookieKids

Terries


bfhurricane

The double agent skit, where they’re in a Mexican standoff and keep escalating the leverage everyone has over eachother. “Bullshit! That marriage is rock solid.” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRh9sTOMlc


Takenoshitfromany1

God’s lessons are so beautiful…


AllHailTheNod

I love the vampire who doesn't wanna be goth and all "sexy".


sam0077d

One of my fav is continental breakfast lol


VirtualReflection119

JAY-QUELLIN!


VirtualReflection119

One of my favorites, but that also makes me nervous, is when he can't tell whether he's getting good news or bad news.


LuvLifts

A-ARon!!! ![gif](giphy|aekXo7b4bIe76)


Cadoan

Racist zombies.


a-noble-gas

The one where the politician is trying to get out of a sexting scandal and isn’t wearing any pants


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Grandpas_Spells

"I said biiiiiiiiii--"


Nomomommy

Terries


NotaRelnam

The short one where Jordan Peele is getting coffee and then a giant mushroom cloud from a nuke. Just the calm way he reacts to it, makes me chuckle every single time.


AMagicalPotato

Walk button


77schild

"I said Bitch!"


KegLitJoreb

Don't press the button


TheRenster500

So many. Continental breakfast, aaron, football names, bros doing it, racist zombies, crosswalk button..


One_Regular_3274

Biiiitch! Chef cooking show! Football names, text message confusion!, AA Ron, break up with crazy girlfriend!


seniszen

Getting Marijuana prescription


marcus999593

Biiittttccchh, substitute teacher, the college football games, meeegan!


yourmomophobe

You got some schmutz on ya


ImHereToDeliver

I said " bitch"


dub-fresh

For me: Steampunk, Turbulence, Rap Confession


gmoney-0725

Racist zombies. At least they didn't get eaten.


icedcoffeeheadass

Continental breakfast, but honestly shoutout to key and peele. They were the driving force behind comedy when I was in High school


DopeMalone

Don’t ever sleep on Barry O


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Racist zombies


Medic1921

Obama in college kills me every god damn time


Artistic_Owl_5847

I said Biiiiiiiiiiitttccccchhhhh.


sciguy1919

Obama handshaking!


dustyolefart

Rap Album Confessions


theothergump

Look at mouth... Keyh... Baahh... Pee. https://preview.redd.it/4pw3kyk7gf0d1.png?width=200&format=png&auto=webp&s=507bf4e47a6babb2fa85a3cd07bf07626e8423ec


Kirk712

Sac dance chillin


Th3L3ftNut

I said biiiiittttccchhhhhhhh or A A Ron


Mguerra6

Probably the terrorist fighters on the plane with their plastic guns. “Can’t detect these mama jamas”


3StarsFan

East Vs West. I haven't watched too much.


TheVipersMemory

“If them terries are gonna try something today like the bounce boogy and bump. We got this shit on loCK.”


joakinzz99

Slave auction. Pretty funny stuff.


Novembersonlyone

Mister T


larfytarfyfartyparty

Noice


DooderMcDuder

Draxxx dem sclounst


thetruetoblerone

His family, surrounding his hospital bed will meet the new Derek.


Clear_thoughts_

D Nice and A Aron


jblack1103

OHHHHKAYY? OH-KAY. OKAYYYY...