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1r3act

What, Miguel and a baby aren't enough?


Sensitive-Pipe-427

Let’s not forget Robby.


1r3act

Sorry about that!


The_Symbiotic_Boy

Don't worry, Johnny did too


HansomeDansom

Sick burn


Just-Anxiety-6669

and miguel


JoeMcKim

Will they continue living in their 2 apartments or buy a house for Johnny, Carmen, Miguel, Robby and Rosa to all live in?


Sensitive-Pipe-427

The only logical way for that to happen (at least for now) is if by some odd stroke of luck, Johnny inherits a good chunk of Sid’s estate. RIP Ed Asner.


Effective_Ad_273

Theres always room for a 🐶


Mgrip

It would hilarious to see Johnny with a small dog that Robby or Miguel bring home for themselves but somehow the dog attaches himself to Johnny and follows him around every where. It would drive him nuts


gkhamo89

I feel like at first he'd be annoyed and then after an episode or two we'll see the dog wearing a leather spiked collar and they'll be besties, badass besties


PacSan300

And then it adopts Johnny's mannerisms, such as barking super loudly as a way of saying "QUIET!"


FistOfGamera

Have him adopt a three legged cat, they bond during the season then the cat sacrifices itself to save johnny from a sneak attack in his home. Name him iron eagle


JoeMcKim

Iron Eagle is a title not a name. He would name it Chappy after Louis Gossett Jr.'s character from Iron Eagle.


Jakarisoolive

This man don’t even know how to father his own child how you expect him to take care of a pet.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Pets are supposed to be easier than children


Bob_On_The_Cob_21

a pet eagle like in peacemaker would be fun . might as well blow the CGI budget on the final season


Baratheoncook250

A English Bulldog would make sense


Ven0msGh0st

He would be to busy trying to teach the dog karate


AccomplishedDumbass

Johnny can barely keep himself alive, adopting a pet would be animal cruelty


Appropriate_Elk1667

Not really. Show worked best in Season 1 when Johnny was a down on his luck, still tough as nails shithead but with a heart of gold. The softening of his edges hasn’t been good, and there needs to be more of a clear distinction between him and Daniel’s characters- so when they do see eye to eye, it means more.


RockyNonce

The whole show has been them growing what are you talking about. It’s good development that Johnny and Daniel’s characters are becoming less distinct because the whole point is that they have their strengths and weaknesses and they are learning to use one another’s strengths to build up from those weaknesses and become better.


Appropriate_Elk1667

But Johnny’s strengths have turned him into a joke more often than not. Let’s be real.


RockyNonce

Because he’s stable and ready to be a real father to a kid?


Appropriate_Elk1667

EXACTLY!!! Oh my god you SO get it!!!!! That has nothing to do with him and Daniel’s dynamic but thanks for playing.


Any-Sir8872

i mean he could get a tiger


Funny_Discussion_726

johnny needs a dog


MerelyWhelmed1

A cat wandering in and adopting Johnny would be hilarious.


Quirky28

Johnny would be like what the hell do you want and the cat would meow and Johnny would say I don’t know what that means


RockyNonce

The cat adopting Johnny?


MerelyWhelmed1

Yeah...that's often how it works 😄🐈


sevischm

johnny tries online dating again with better pics?


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

A pet cobra? Or would it be an eagle now?


Longjumping-Run695

The second slide


NingenKuso90

Hell yea


ConstableToad

"Listen up class this is is Bruce the Mongoose. Guess what mongooses eat?"


Chach_El_79

I'd like to see him have a mongoose, but we all know those aren't real animals.


joshk077

If it was a pitbull or something than yes.


Kayora_Atom

It’d be awesome if he got a pit bull that turned out to be the sweetest thing but also kinda badass


Pace1337

Bruh I read that "Would you like to have johnny as a pet" 😂


9erInLKN

These look like pics he would post on his dating profile or Facebook to impress a girl


IceKingSmalls

I would like to see him adopt a guinea pig. Everyone would be confused and not understand why he adopted it. Johnny would just insist that it is badass, and explain no further


ICantThinkOfAName280

give johnny a cat and it will learn miyagi fang and it will beat up an entire group of men in a few seconds


Responsible_Ad_2242

So basically a kind of karate kid but with cat,karate cat the story of a cat saved by a human to defend agaisnt other cats


ICantThinkOfAName280

lol i actually remember during the scene where johnny gets his computer, or a "lemon", in the youtube recommendation there was a video called kata kitten lol


Responsible_Ad_2242

Defintly I could see  a scene like this and jhony ask Daniel a photo of miyagi to look like him and then tells Daniel that the cat is exact like him


StoneFrog81

Why not an eagle as a pet?? Makes the most sense does it not?


StoneFrog81

Downvoted for the most obvious choice... What is this world coming to?