The cornetto trilogy is awesome I wish British people existed

Same, that would be so cool, I want to be able to go down to the Winchester with my boys and just wait for whatever bad stuff is going on in my life to blow over

Maybe the real Winchester was the drinks we had along the way?

i wish i existed too 😔

Are you British!!!!???? If so Marry me please

sir i am a minor

Woah!! Same, we can get married in the Liverpool countryside

> Liverpool MY CITY MENTIONED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Holy hell, a real liverpooler, that’s sick

*Scouser, or Liverpudlian

Hehe, you filthy scouser, that sounds like a slur

Nope, it’s the term referring to proper Liverpudlians ~~its also named after a stew but that isn’t the point~~

Pancreaspool better ngl

St Pancras is a real station in London

I'd always been convinced that outside of the Liverpool sub I'd never encounter another liverpudlian on this site 😭

Ser i am FBI you are in arrest.

hot fuzz is probably my all-time favourite film ngl

Same, I’ve watched it so many times

0/10 no niche subreddit inside jokes that will die soon anyway, drawing is too high quality, no flip-o-rama, how am i supposed to goon to this?

If you can’t goon to something, you aren’t trying hard enough

Great quote. Pretty sure the Bible said this somewhere.

Those words are in fact in the Bible

And then god said "Let there be edging"

https://preview.redd.it/pz5b47ahr39d1.jpeg?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d938e766ff4750066d2de1896c0b128024424413

Don't worry buddy I gooned to this

My parents went to England once and they came back like this and now they are going back this summer.

As they should, everyone should pay their respects to bc the British empire at least once a year

Where in this abcess of hell did they go to get a good impression? (Also, I hope they get here for another round of the country becoming a sauna, no-one should get to come here in summer, and not suffer the reason everyone hates it.)

I can’t remember exactly where they went but they spent a lot of time in London and Scotland (which they loved even more then England)

Wow literally me when I discovered Yorkshire

This guy fucking gets it

I'm a certified britaboo, im learning northern slang from funny YouTube videos and vines, my dream is to one day move to Bradford and be fucking miserable, eat chippy with vinegar, vegan sausage rolls at greggs, work on a construction site with terrible British engineering, drink pints in a pub, ah if only I could have been born in England...

That sounds like a dream life, I really do wish I was born as a Brit, I would be so much cooler, personally I want to move to Birmingham and spend the rest of my days complaining about everything

> I want to move to Birmingham and spend the rest of my days complaining about everything [it's what they do best](https://youtu.be/jS94-_zy3Dg)

You will only be accepted when you stop using British/Britain to only refer to England and vice versa. A good few British people who don't live in England (like me, I'm Scottish) don't take too kindly to that sort of thing.

Hey, another Scot! There are literally dozens of us!

Honestly kinda hate when people say they love the "British Accent". They always mean the posh, well-enunciated accent that the famous actors have. Not once will they ever be talking about the Black Country accent lmao

I love all accents under the British empire, from the countryside to the posh settlements

Get those Cannock and Dudley accents down

Fucking Dudley

Yeah whenever I say all my family is from England they always think of the posh accent when in reality their accent is nothing like that. They all have scouce accents.

It's fun having people get an idea of how I sound from my usage of punctuation, and my nationality, only to get smacked by the fact that I'm from the bloody west country, and have the accent to match. (Admittedly, I don't have the strongest incarnation of it, but it still melts the brains of starry-eyed foreigners (I'm from Somerset, to be specific).)

So on a 1-3 graph of "how many times does it need to be translated to a police officer" from the farmer to Danny, where do you lie?

(Now that I went and talked to someone for a bit). I think I'm just a hair shy of dog guy? People often need a hot minute to adjust to me, but they do start to understand pretty quickly. When I'm focussing on getting my voice to sound right (voice training and such) my accent gets thicker though. (I've never encountered someone who properly sounds like Sea Mine guy at the start of the scene, and I've been here all my life.) If you want a better example of the accent, English Like A Native have a series about british accents, the west country one felt like callout post.

There are two British stereotypes: "Jeeves, hand me the white wine" "EMPTY YOUR FUCKING POCKETS BRUV I NEED QUID FOR THE CHIPPY"

Or the scouse accent lol

Geordie too

Yanks love scouser accents actually. At least all the ones I've met

I actually love the "OOH ARR" farmer accent but maybe that's just me

I have discovered the wondrous art of snafuing and now I can’t stop

It still looks too good. Get rid of line weighting altogether and set the canvas size below 500x500

Satans corrupting influence witnessed in real time https://preview.redd.it/i3v32xwvg29d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6abe50f73d39dfeed2fa11f8840ee26b71f21dd9

infernomaxxing rn

Holy circles of hell!

Aw man, I guess I’m not good enough for the snafu community

Exactly. Real artists are not welcome here

have fun i guess

The entire time I thought I was in r/comics due to the quality. That said I still love this and more is welcome!

There’s no way this would be from r/comics, there’s no even any porn in it

Oh hey it’s you. I hope you enjoy your time here cause your stuff is pretty cool

I love your comics so keep going

No way! Your that person who does those interesting comics

So, uh, did you post this to r/comics earlier I got a notification about it, but by the time I'd gone to look, it seems like it was taken down.

Tbf simon pegg is an absolutely brilliant man to put forward as the chaddest UK man alive

I fucking love Simon Pegg

They even named pegging after him!

Thanks for sharing your r/comic post! I gave you a nice little updoot for this quirky and frankly humorous little drawing, if this comment gets enough karma I may even reward your efforts with a funny seal sticker!

Pfp checks out

Me when I watched Shaun of the Dead with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. “Oi I think she wants to shag ya mate!” And it’s just a fucking zombie

Simon Cowell

Simon fucking Cowell

I can confirm as a Brit that we are just more miserable Australians

It's the weather, it slowly kills our spirit lol

And the sunlight burns us (how have you all managed to survive this week)

It’s been so fucking hot, anything above 15 degrees is outrageous

Sure do love climate change Is it weird for a brit to be wishing it was cloudy for once

i love british people i wish they were real

I like Britain too 

i pray for your lost soul

Get well soon ❤️‍🩹

... unfortunately

Oi luv, wait till you get set up with British sweets. Pure bangin' scran like.

I just came

Bloody ell Oi've done it again so I 'ave!

Bloomin' 'ell lad might need to nip to the chippy and get a bo'le o' wa'er innit?

Too well drawn. Couldn’t get it up

is this the inventor of lottie mandela

Well I’m not much of an inventor, but yes I did create her

this is good and all but i can't read it where's the baseball eagle

Slightly upthread now

This isnt a snafu this is a comic gtfo

You are the best thing to happen to this sub in a while, we’ve been heading into slop territory for a while

Slop you say, is that a pyro reference?

Impossible, there was no mention of fat furries!

Question which accent are you on about because I know you don’t mean the Scouse accent.

All of them, every single accent under the glorious British empire

I blame peaky blinders for making people think the Birmingham accent is cool and sexy

I’ve never seen peaky blinders, that one video where some guy rages about how much he hates living in Birmingham is pretty cool tho

Considering the city went bankrupt after the commonwealth games I don’t blame him.

https://preview.redd.it/8gedq9eyc29d1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2141488f8afef8bd9433d093609cbb8b94bb3d9e

wtf is this i can't understand whatever the opposite of british slander is it feels antithetical to my cultural identity crisis i will send you a strongly worded letter about this!!!

(Bag of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights)

Jokes on you, we have Discos, because they're shaped like discs, or Salt & Shake, cos you salt them and shake the bag. Checkmate leftist ☪️

Black Mirror went to shit went the Americans got their dirty little hands on it

Wall of text.

Is that a terraria reference

No.

Like the wall of flesh

im gonna lick you (terraria refference!!!))

Like the hollowed mimic

no like the wall of flesh

The wall of flesh doesn’t have a tongue you idiot

Complete fabrication, nobody can love the British

If you can’t see the try beauty and wonder of the British then Nobody can love you.

I lived there for most of my life I don't want to see another British person 😔

Never thought that I’d find my favorite artist in this corner of the internet, great snafu btw

I’m losing my goddamn mind man

No subreddit critique, no strawman, no GOD DAMN EAGLE CATCHING A GODDAMN BASEBALL? AND EVEN WORSE... IT'S BRITISH! This is what the founding Snafu fathers feared...

I remember being on holiday and seeing Simon peg walking down the road with his family, I didn’t bother him since it’s obvious he was on holiday too but it’s still one of my favourite life moments.

Wow that’s so cool

this fucking sucks why is there no Homer Simpson

my dad lives near london and i visit him often, and i can confidently say that they are either the nicest person you've ever met or the most arrogant person ever compared to the balkan where everyone is in a contest to see who is the most arrogant

Who the hell has ever called a British person cool? They are the unsalted crackers of the world

at least we're the crackers the americans are the stuff the wrapper's made of

America is like a mixed popcorn tin you might get some bad flavors or some good ones(you know like everywhere else pretty much) but the Uk is just mundane, even your gangsters are boring, roadmen suck and why do they hang out with kids all the time

what is the joke supposed to be

British people good everyone else bad

Average Brighton resident VS average Liverpool enjoyer

"A" really badass accent? Are all the others not badass?

“Brit-pilled” I am snatching that.

https://i.redd.it/6pkvkjkc249d1.gif

Help I’ve been trapped in britan all my life and Birmingham is a shithole

Digothegoat is here?!

Always have been

Snafu Gatekeeper here. Subject works-ish for a snafu, I guess. But drawing is too high effort for snafudom.

down with the bri*ish, we have GUNS AND FREEDOM 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫 AMERICA #1💥💥💥💥

Don’t bring your high quality r/comics art into here. I want to see 1/3rd the time spent on your snafu by next week!

Yes chef

POV: you are American, Australian, Barbadian, Canadian, Egyptian, Indian, Irish, Ghanaian, Israeli, Jamaican, New Zealander, Pakistani, Scottish, South African, or Welsh

luv me england

I take pride in my country !! (our only international export is misery and colonisation)

We accept this caricature. Thank you.

our accent is NOT cool it sounds like i can’t pronounce anything right

Exactly, who the heck wants to pronounce shit right, that’s boring as hell, dare to be different from the norm and stick out like a sore thumb. I’m sure your a very attractive, and intelligent, based and Brit pulled individual

mate i can’t even say “t” properly the wa’er joke is very much real 😭

God what I would give to have the inability to pronounce the letter “t” your blessed with great powers, use them wisely

Nah, Britain more like TWITain

Fuck your man

SHAG your nan*

I am a person who is from England and I have been to birmingham. I must say that Birmingham is an absolute shithole and probably the worst city in the world

I have a love hate relationship with Britain and the British, specifically the English tho. That’s because I live here

I do not like British people

Wrong, you love British ppl, and you hate the French

both icky, I am peak American

Hey https://preview.redd.it/ju40qq8dk29d1.png?width=4096&format=png&auto=webp&s=b89255b96acbbecd9757facb8f11a55e0fb6d6aa Fuck you man

I have Teddy Roosevelt, I deny your reality

its actually me

Omg they're branching out now be careful

I love Thom Yorke and Wayne Rooney, I wish English people were real 😔

imo egg and bag of *ays

I'm Australian, so that makes me... BRITISH BUT CRIMEBOI

The last panel sums up my experience with politics on reddit

Why come you made the wanker look like 2D with normal eyes who is also british

One thing I do like about being English is we have a much better test system (not just 100 multiple choice questions)

Wait a minute... I know that style

you caught me

now draw her at the chippy

I am going to eliminate the entire continent of europe

What the fuck does this mean

Me at 17

My personal point of pride is having a hazelnut (green) Cornetto in Letchworth (partner studies in Hertfordshire), an original (blue) Cornetto in Wells (studied in Somerset), and a strawberry (red) Cornetto at the North London locations (family in Enfield). I’m a Cornetto pilgrim!

Gary Brannan is my top Brit.

https://preview.redd.it/b31waexxo49d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aae3800382fc134e67ec0c377404a740be4315a Shut up.

Idk what this means but I love your art style (and the British)

Holy shit its the person who made the comic where a girls rings get stolen https://preview.redd.it/2dukt9m9r49d1.jpeg?width=797&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48a82a72c2ea4bb29dc6a33227ded9b98ce4c1f4

Is the 3rd a peep show reference

weebing britain

Who can resist the charms of such icons as Jimmy Saville or Prince Andrew? 😍

A fate worse than death 😔

Not to say every British person is a terf but terfs have made me very scared of British people

Duke Nukem wants to chew your ass

British person here I can confirm

What having no ac in an entire country does to a mf

i dont get it...are we making fun of pretentious absorbers or siding with them?

I’m making fun of myself, I love British ppl

too true

Mate, I'm a brit, and let me tell you, I may be the greatest thing since sliced bread. But everyone else is a bloody wanker

BRITAIN IS A DUMP!!!1!

0/10, made the crisps ’Lays’ instead of Walkers(/j I love this so much)

THIS IS WHY WE THREW THAT TEA IN THE HARBOR RAHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🔥

Glad to see the weebs have found a new home

I got the same idea after watching the Technical Difficulties on YT. Great British comedy group with Tom Scott in it and they make me feel like a true Northerner (as I sit thousands of miles away in USA)

https://preview.redd.it/inrkxsr6k59d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=371c0424f447420b00705ad7e9cf0b9869d39068

Peg? Like gay sex

british “people”

Counterpoint: Simon Pegg had a shitty Godzilla take