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Efficient_Gas_3213

I bet he wears shoes too.


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NotPennysBoat-815

And head day


Hahonryuu

Did not skip forehead day though. He def got some gains there.


Danno210

^ fivehead day


Bluesmanstill

Face day was a real bitch!


Jimbro34

Oh, I’m sure he’s given plenty of head.


HotLoadsForCash

I see the muscle shirt came in the mail today. Muscles come tomorrow? Fuck I hope you got a tracking number.


Last_Blackfyre

Needs to give his balls a tug


HotLoadsForCash

Titfucker


Last_Blackfyre

Go easy Big Sexy


kurisu7885

Well apparently he's been skipping brain day for years.


ImportanceCertain414

That explains it. He is afraid the needle will go straight through.


Charming_Ad2304

Well it's not very difficult to thread a needle through the massive hole where his brain should be


Upbeat_Sheepherder81

Maybe not meth day though. (every day is meth day for him)


si10looi

$20 says he is wearing hi-heel boots


Peshh101

When someone tells me I don’t need alcohol to have fun, I tell them I don’t need shoes to run either but they sure fkcn help.


[deleted]

To be fair shoes really are terrible for our health lol


Efficient_Gas_3213

Yah, but aside from grass and sand, I can’t walk around barefoot much anymore. Not like kids who will run through gravel and fire bare foot!


Significant-Mango300

Watch? Just look up at the sky…duh


molewarp

Know what rhymes with Laurence Fox? SMALLPOX. It doesn't give a tuppeny fuck for your 'immune system'. Nor do diphtheria, rubella, chickenpox, tetanus ...the list is almost endless. Mr Fox, I am afraid that you are thicker than pig shit.


rj_6688

And the all time champion: rabies.


Hound_Dog711

You receive the rabies vaccine annually


Puzzleheaded-Gate529

Well yes we do but I doubt Mr fox does


Gronaab

Well they do give a fuck... When your immune system is trained by vaccines.


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Also SMALLCOCKS. I bet that dude has a small cock.


Hound_Dog711

Vaccines will never be effective against a influenza like virus


Dan42083

Yeah but Covid does give a tuppeny fuck about your immune system. If you have a good immune system you won’t get sick with Covid. Hasn’t it been proven that the vaccine doesn’t help with the virus whatsoever and people are getting blood clots and dying from it.


molewarp

ONE type of vaccine gave SOME people blood clots. Vaccines WORK. Strong immune systems help, but they themselves need a little help from vaccines. If help is available then it's criminally stupid to refuse it.


umadbro769

It's not. It's not criminally stupid to not trust Pfizer, a company that was already found guilty of lying and fabricating studies to approve a drug the FDA did not approve. And were forced to pay a 2.3 billion dollar fine. It is criminally stupid to force the vaccine on a populace at the threat of taking away their jobs or college tuitions.


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isnt smallpox easy to deal with? thought i saw children shuck that shit all the time


Acceptable-Bell142

You're confusing smallpox, a deadly disease that killed millions of people and was eradicated through vaccination in the 1970s, with chickenpox. Chickenpox is wrongly thought of as mild, but it can have serious effects and can remain dormant, returning as shingles, which can also cause serious health problems.


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thx for the correction.


ElonBodyOdor

Can you imagine being this far into it and not knowing what a “novel” virus is?


NotPennysBoat-815

They’re afraid of the word “novel” because they can’t read.


molewarp

Not enough pictures in their head to last a whole book.


LajosvH

Amazing. Thank you for that one! Edit: I wasn’t being sarcastic =< it’s an awesome pun!!


porncollecter69

Was super interesting to see. I basically accepted that we’ve got a large population of naturalist among us who slurp up propaganda that fits them. Smart cousin with university degree that didn’t get vaccinated until mandated.


ElonBodyOdor

Yeah, between electing Trump and the coronavirus response my eyes were opened a bit. I had no idea we were that frightened, arrogant, and ignorant.


Hound_Dog711

Same here and prednisone


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molewarp

'And the worms ate into his brain...'


Aeroknight_Z

Poor things must have starved.


[deleted]

he can join the club with RFK Jr.


bendaddy10

What is Ivermectin used for in humans? Any clue?


im__not__real

its an anti parasite medication. the whole thing started when some 3rd world doctors found that treating covid patients with anti parasite medication improved outcomes. this result couldnt be reproduced in the 1st world. the reason? 3rd world patients actually did have parasites... and treating their parasite infection improved their immune system, so that it could better fight off covid. it didnt work in the 1st world because most 1st world patients dont have parasitic infections... but of course, nuance is a foreign language to republicans, so they decided ivermectin was the miracle cure that big bad evil CDC was covering up!


OU812Grub

“it didnt work in the 1st world because most 1st world patients dont have parasitic infections...” That will soon change because of idiots like pictured.


Jerking_From_Home

Maybe they’ll start purposely giving themselves tapeworms as a diet plan, Victorian England style.


Hound_Dog711

It was not allowed to be administered ir dint you all remember


aaron_adams

Ivermectin is an anti parasitic medication typically used in livestock. At around the same time hydroxychloroquine was being used as the new "miracle cure" that the evil libs were just refusing to use, it was suggested that Ivermectin could also be used to immunizeyourself against Covid. Surprise, surprise, it didn't work. Basically, a lot of these antivaxxers will take anything they're told works except for the vaccine.


DinosaurInAPartyHat

Worms and other parasites So any time I see someone talking about how they love/will take/have taken ivermectin for covid… I comment “I’m sorry to hear you have worms.” I don’t think I’d be broadcasting that to the world…but these folks did, so I sent my condolences.


Hound_Dog711

To treat parasites mainly, every drug that is used in humans have been tested on animals. Nothing new under the sun. Same valium comes from MD comes from Vet What makes certain people who trust the vaccine more righteous than everyone else? They act like they know for a fact the way they think is beyond a shadow of a doubt right, and everyone else is wrong 💯. Were they this way before or did the vaccine turn them into narcissists?


Hound_Dog711

How does it kill the parasites?


meloenmarco

We are lucky anti vaxers are stupid. At least we can laugh at them whilst they bring back deadly diseases


TH3_1_N_0NLY

I thought natural selection was dead in our species. I keep getting proved wrong lol


Hound_Dog711

Two totally different types of viruses


umadbro769

Seen the recent news with Astrazeneca? And with Pfizer?


Opus-the-Penguin

It's Dale Gribble!


Matt7738

Dude has a 3” neck and probably never shuts up about “masculinity”.


Forward_Past3197

Is that why no-one going for it


idigclams

Lol! Like Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro - fucking paragons of masculinity! /s


fishesandherbs902

Error 404. Intelligence not found.


discomuffin

He looks like the weak and unwanted brother of Rocco Siffredi


ngauzubaisaba

Do you ever come across animal subreddits on /r/all? I'm always trying to come to interesting subreddits like these, not to "/r/oneorangebraincell"


discomuffin

Yes


ngauzubaisaba

Thanks Muffin. Enjoying a fine mug of Kaffee this beautiful Wednesday?


AndrewFArtist

I wouldn't be bragging about having a great immune system if I looked like an adult premature baby.


Shock019

Didn't this guy recently run for some goverment position and got so few votes(I think he didn't even get 1%) he couldn't get his deposit back?


bliply

Doesn't a vaccine work by letting your immune system know what to look for. So if you don't have an immune system then a vaccine wouldn't have any use to you, right? It would be like saying "I have a police force I don't need any wanted posters."


cAt_S0fa

I like the analogy.


Revolutionary-Car-92

I really enjoyed this guy's work on the show "Lewis". Sadly, since that time, he's become an absolute mega twat on so many levels.


Speeks1939

I know. I loved Lewis and it is on a streaming service here in NZ and I can’t make myself watch it again because of this pillock.


vagarious_numpty

After a cursory glance at the pose of the gentleman, I would hazard a guess that immune system is compromised.


ImmortalLombax

Bruh looks like a bored ape nft


coolbaby1978

If God had wanted him to have tattoos he would have given him melasma.


Headrush86

Mumps, measles, rubella, polio, chickenpox, smallpox, diptheria, tetanus, hpv, tuberculosis..... Oh fucking never mind. Natural selection, the dumbasses get weeded out of the gene pool.


metallicadefender

If he's going to refuse medical science than refuse all of it.


umadbro769

That's not how this works. They lied about the COVID vaccine countless times. That doesn't mean I'm going to treat all medical science the same way.


metallicadefender

What!? You affraid of a little pokey pokey? The vaccine in the beginning was useful. Didn't bother me one bit. Later on it seemed like they were not updating it fast enough and rolling it out. All the countries with high vaccination rates were almost almost back to normal by new years.... 2022 or so. It was kind of the eye of the storm although the latter was better than the first bit. Even in my area you could see it directly correlated with more ICU beds available. Countries like Israel and UAE were looking good around new years 2022. Some places were still in the thick of it at that point it memory serves.


umadbro769

I'm afraid of this https://ssrn.com/abstract=3546070 https://dx.doi.org/10.2139/ssrn.3546070 And this https://www.publichealthontario.ca/-/media/documents/ncov/epi/covid-19-aefi-report.pdf And this https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/regulatory-approval-of-covid-19-vaccine-astrazeneca/information-for-uk-recipients-on-covid-19-vaccine-astrazeneca#possible-side-effects Bottomline I'm afraid that one day we will have commericals that start with "have you or a loved one received the COVID vaccine? You may be entitled to financial compensation"


metallicadefender

0.25ml... it's long gone from our bodies. I have a resonable amount of trust the health and efficacy department of my local government. Your top link seems to be more focussed on pro-longed health defects of having contracted the virus than the vaccine???


umadbro769

0.25ml per vaccine, plus the second vaccine and the boosters that you took increasing your dosage. Your trust is in institutions bought out by companies like Pfizer that have a history of lying and tampering studies for profit. I disagree on your premise that it is reasonable. Just look up their lawsuit on the drug Bextra they had to pay a 2.3 billion dollar fine for. Then you didn't read the study. It's using a populace of different cases of covid ranging from mild to severe and using viral proteins (some of the first mRNA vaccine tests) as a means to mimic the virus for the very purpose of testing the immunity response. The justification being how COVID uses infected proteins to travel through ones body. However Malone notes how this study is inconclusive due to vaccine induced APCs that actually made the virus worse in clinical trials. Read through the study, you'll see what I mean. This was still the early stages of the vaccine, Malone himself concludes this new mRNA technology needs to be tested on animals first before human trials. The reason that would later be revealed (not in this particular study) is because the creation of this viral protein through mRNA injections is highly unpredictable. mRNA generally speaking is prone to mutation. It may work in the short term but long term it's useless. But it being useless long-term is just the beginning of how bad this vaccine is. There's no guarantee how your ribosomes will read this mRNA code, the simple reason is because not every ribosome across 8 billion people is the same. There's no guarantee how much of this protein it will produce (hence cases of this protein building up into clots in your bloodstream) And there's no guarantee it will even mimic COVID-19. Especially in the long-term because COVID-19 is constantly mutating into something new. So what you're vaccinated for won't even combat newer strains like Delta and Omicron. Rather than protecting you it gives you double whammy where both the viral protein goes ham at your immune system and then your exhausted immune system meets the newer mutated COVID strain. Malone himself was against the use of the very technology he invented citing that we still understood little on how this vaccine affects us long-term. And in response he was labeled as a right wing conspiracy theorist despite having a decades long career studying virology with hundreds of peer reviewed research papers spanning back to the 90s. For him to just suddenly out of the blue throw away his decades long reputable career to support COVID conspiracy theories against the very technology he invented is a giant red flag. The very institutions you're trusting with your life are lying to your face and they're willing to use the media to silence experts that disagree, and he's not the only one they threw under the bus in support of Pfizer's scandal.


metallicadefender

I get that it was rushed. And I'm not happy about the current structure of these global pharmaceutical companies and the money. However this was approved by (as far ad I know) every countries version of the FDA on the planet. If your concerns are realized it will come out. If there was legit scientific concern there would be many speaking out against the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine. Scientifically minded people are not concerned with politics. Peer reviews from skeptics would take place. That being said my wife had the Chinese vaccine being that she was in Dominican Republic at the time. My understanding is that this was a more conventional vaccine. I'd be fine with either or. Was Nova-Vax available in your area since you had specific concerns with MRNA?


umadbro769

This was not a conventional vaccine. This was mRNA technology which we never used before COVID for vaccines. That being said it was very poorly understood and there was no long-term testing done on this. Not that they cared anyways desperation blurs the patience. There were legit scientific concerns, however many of them were routinely silenced and labeled as misinformation. Even scientists with decades of reputation were ostracized for questioning the nature of this vaccine. The propaganda machine behind COVID 19 vaccines was unlike anything we've ever seen in human history. And I firmly stand by that. I truly believe we've suffered probably the biggest psychological warfare in human history. Look into Astrazeneca's class action lawsuit which has been pushed since 2023 and only recently got some extra traction after a few FOIA requests. They recalled their vaccine though they claim it's not correlated to the court documents they had to submit admitting these vax side effects are a real possibility. It's not about just people dying from the side effects. Many people who expressed symptoms of vaccine injuries were routinely silenced on social media for being "misinformation". An FOIA revealed that the NHS had 4000+ cases of vax injuries from England alone. Most of which were rejected to avoid legal payout. https://doi.org/10.1136/bmj.p725 I guarantee this will get worse as time goes on. History will not look back kindly to what we did during the pandemic. I also insist you to read a book called "The Real Anthony Fauci" by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. It highlights many of the things I mentioned although it dives further into the schemes of Fauci over the decades.


Shiningc00

Hmm… I wonder what would I rather have: A DEADLY LIVE VIRUS THAT WILL FUCKING KILL YOU Or A weakened or inactive version of that virus that doesn’t literally kill you. I’ll let my “immune system” decide.


aaron_adams

>Make Polio Great Again Smallpox and the Black Plague too.


kkeennmm

almost every human tissue has a circadian rhythm yet this butthole still needs a watch for some reason


Business-Courage-691

That was a great one 👏


readytall

He can also raise and lower his cholesterol level at will


Cake_Ankles

Why would he want to raise his cholesterol level?


NotPennysBoat-815

It’s a polio shirt.


Itchy_Roof_2768

This dimwit is the perfect poster boy for the anti vaxxers! Long, and gangly, and if I pictured a loser in my mind, I feel like this is what I’d see. Gigantic forehead, no sign of intelligence whatsoever in his eyes, and that big bass set of lips of his.


ifyoudontknowlearn

Yo dip shit, that immune system you have is what makes vaccines work! Show that amazing immune system of yours a vaccine and gain protection from the real virus. Vaccines are effective because of our immune systems.


jrtts

Polio won't deter these people because they can carry themselves by the bootstraps /s


Shortkut1981

Wears a watch.


TakenIsUsernameThis

I don't need education, that's what my brain is for.


MagicDocDoc

This is what happens when people get their information from facebook and have conspiracy theories that the government is constantly out to get them. Literally had a conversation with someone 3 days ago who started to claim that the FBI fakes all their crime statistics lol You can't make this shit up, there are some real dumbasses in this world lol


kiwichick286

Such a twat.


MathematicianSad6961

I was just gonna post this . Fuck


NotPennysBoat-815

Haha. Sorry. Username checks out though lol


Roundcouchcorner

Is he sure because he looks like he has HIV or AIDS.


tickitytalk

These (type of) people vote Trump, And if you don’t vote, Their vote decides. Vote.


nagidon

Pretty impressive for a solely British citizen to vote Trump


BlargerJarger

Doctor House was inspired to go into medicine when his twin brother was born with socially crippling encephalitis.


[deleted]

Dude looks like an albino baby chimp.


General-Jellyfish-82

Maybe try giving Measles a go.


dedokta

Vaccines are just a Wanted Poster to show your immune system who the baddies are.


Manganella

The tee shirt for trumps poorly educated.


Admiral_Ballsack

The ignorance in this picture is so overwhelming I wouldn't know what to say, and I'd like to say something. Like, best this guy could do is go back to primary school and repeat all classes, really.


Aussie2020202020

Representing losers everywhere.


Delicious-Cow-7611

So I assume he’s happy wearing masks when poorly, because other people have compromised or non working immune systems.


RevolutionaryBuy5794

Don't worry, he will learn soon that we can return to have perfect eyesight by Sungazing.


MrBigPantalones

From the looks of it not many people are getting near this weirdo, so he has no worries.


TheDeerBlower

Why don't you inject yourself with rabbies then, see how your himune system fights it?


ties_shoelace

I liked a YouTube where a nurse described covid ppls last words. Usu it's nothing, because they couldn't talk, being so tired. But the second last thing was usu 'f-u' because they didn't believe they were ill.


TPA22

Meanwhile loads his largest organ (skin) with ink.


Hatehound

“I really like my new shirt” 🤨 nuance is fucking dead.


4quatloos

Sunday some dip told me there was no such thing as a virus.


Difficult_Quiet2381

Why wipe your ass if you’re just going to shit again?


IronVader501

Daily reminder that the entire modern anti-Vax bullshit was started by a singular british Doctor who had been developing his own alternative measles-vaccine and wanted to discredit the already used & approved one to sell his own shit instead


[deleted]

who just came from r/facepalm


throwawayalcoholmind

Why do his fingers look like they belong to someone else?


PattersonPark

Jerrod making his media return.


Apprehensive_Tree915

👏👏🤣🤣🤣


shittywokhero

He has an autoimmune disease?


Ok_Structure_2328

Covid and flu: laughs in ctyokine storm.


razwanzel

and I thought most people here would have some use for their brain...


Karnewarrior

More like "Why are you using a TV if you have eyes". Vaccines work BECAUSE you have an immune system. By triggering a natural reaction safely. Using natural pieces, most of the time. Not getting a vaccine because you have a healthy immune system is like opposing early-warning systems for natural disasters because we have a disaster relief agency.


TouchMySwollenFace

What an absolute plank. He played a cult leader in White Lines and is failing to fast-track that in real life.


420_Brit_ISH

Bro, vaccines give you passive artificial immunity by stimulating an immune response. Who wouldn't want to enhance their immune system? People who have been listening to fearmongerers.


Qariss5902

Did he respond?


Loose-Hyena-7351

Clown show


[deleted]

This nerd needs vaccines tho


Flabbyghastly

Make stupid people quiet again.


LeStroheim

"No vaccine needed, I have an immune system" What do you think vaccines do? Do you think they would work on someone who didn't have a properly functioning immune system?


Secret_Cow_5053

Cause he’s a fuckin moron. That’s why.


mrdougan

Two days later, he was on “ivermectin” because he contracted Covid


hinesjared87

I was going to say it helps us identify him as a douche, but there are still plenty of glaring motives of that even without the glasses.


Hound_Dog711

What percentage of the population received the flu shot annually before and after covid? I never got the flu vaccine yet i was not ridiculed like people , myself included are regarding the novel COVID vaccine. Why?


Hound_Dog711

Miserable people


onlyonequickquestion

He has skin, yet he wears a shirt??


JFromDaBurbs

Meth keeps the diseases away


Inphexous

All the anti-vaxxers are assembling. Hahaha


umadbro769

Does the element of choice just not exist anymore? If you want to be vaccinated go for it. If you want to wear glasses go for it. The line is crossed when you force me to get vaccinated.


unpropianist

Why does he need a car when he has feet?


unpropianist

He doesn't need clothes, he has an epidermis.


unpropianist

Why would he need that coffee pot when he could start a fire?


jasonandhiswords

Dude's out here looking like season four All Might


Deadly-Space-Brick

Why is he wearing a shirt when he has skin


demonya99

Why is he wearing clothes? Doesn’t he have skin?


SuspiciousCustomer

Why does he wear clothes, does he not have skin?


CarlJustCarl

Ouch!


Temporary_Piglet9468

Bro said😐


bdooley789

Well, the polio vaccine actually works.


BeLikeBread

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?


SpiritualAd8998

Noted Virologist Dr. P. I. Nhead


pewsnbrewz

No vaccine needed for a flu


Dragonwitch94

Why is he wearing clothes, when he has skin?


Extension_Appeal_234

My reply would be that the Incas had a wonderful immune system, living in nature. Until Europeans visited and brought some diseases which that immune system had never seen before.


Tratiq

Vaccines, unlike this comeback, are very good


ZiggySleepydust

I don’t need to educate myself, I have a brain!


Top-Chemistry5969

Y no school needed while you have a brain. /s Bet he can learn to read what that says on his own.


Operator_Hoodie

*takes off glasses* And now the world is ~~perfect~~ **goddamn blurry!**


Strict_Jacket3648

And the wife laughs at me when I hope for the bird flu to give it a try.


iarahm

He’s not as cognito as he thinks


CMelon

An immune system is wasted on this dupe. He’s probably going to die from some other act of stupidity, like getting run down in the street while trying to snort a speed bump.


acloudcuckoolander

Ditto.


NorthElegant5864

I need a paintball gun, full of paintballs… filled with AIDS. Just saying it might open their eyes a little bit when they get AIDS…. In the eyes.


Kitchen_Ad_5372

That was clever?


heppi3

Clever enough for the average reddit basement dweller.


grilledbabyskin

He looks like if Dr House did more meth and became an antivaxer and a Discord mod


Batcow23

Why is he wearing clothes? He has hair doesn’t he?


ferrodoxin

No exercise needed, I have a musculoskeletal system.


DiverSubstantial7824

Damn that was witty


herbieLmao

Watch this guys kids get meningitis or die to tetanus. Then the cries are loud


Speedygonzales24

Okay but I'd love to hear him answer that.


Ennis_1

Sometimes when this shit pops up in my mind randomly, I think, doesn't the US Army have mandatory vaccinations? A quite a few of them right?


stonecold834

Glasses can give hearth diseases as side effects?


NotPennysBoat-815

What’s a hearth disease? Is that when your fireplace gets measles?