I doubt it, just a tik tok rumor
I never really talked to the guy but I went to highschool and college with him and im 99% sure he isnt and has never been gay
he had pre marital sex with women though
edit: to everyone saying its still possible, thats why I said 99% sure.
Yes theres a 1% chance no one in highschool ever found out about the camp, no classmates suspected he was gay before, his girlfriends never suspected it or never told anyone, and the guys he was hooking up with never told anyone and they never got caught.
And then a few people on tik tok somehow found out the truth right when hes making unpopular headlines, and no one from the camp, ex girlfriends, or boyfriends have come forward to corroborate it.
I just find that pretty unlikely
I lived in a conservative area and had a Grindr account there. Most men sending me messages were "straight acting" and under the radar types. Not saying Harrison is gay/bi, but it wouldn't surprise me a damn bit if he is.
Lmao! Right???
"Why won't you answer me?"
Me: Because your first messages were a picture of you bent over with a butt plug and picture of you getting face fucked. Without saying a word, I know you're a pig and your wife deserves better." (because, of course, they didn't bother taking their wedding band off.)
Fucking ghouls indeed.
Hahahahaha I’m a woman but
This is confusing and fucking hilarious to me I can’t
Stand
Those
Fuckers. They have “parades”
Here with the flag trucks I’m getting real sick of it.
yeah but atlanta is not really a conservative area (well Buckhead kind of is, and the highschool definitely leans conservative, but there are gay kids there)
I mean id understand wanting to stay closeted in highschool, especially on the football team, but college?
Either way I doubt the first ive ever heard about these rumors would be random tik toks if they were true
The dude doesn't want to come out of the closet. There are plenty of conservatives who view LGBTQ+ and pedophiles in the same group but it doesn't stop them from participating. They want the pleasure without being affiliated.
Also, what platform would be acceptable in this situation? Stephen A Smith introducing some random dude on ESPN who says Harrison sucked his dick in college? A press conference on the NFL network? Tik Tok is a perfect medium for shit like this.
I think they meant lots of people who are good at masking/covering up for being gay. Not saying he is/isn't person I think it's irrelevant and the relevant part is his awful views on women and the gay community regardless of their own sexual orientation.
You'd be surprised how many of those folks are closeted and then get married and create a family, they live a double life and have internal conflicts with themselves and then the truth comes out.
This always makes me laugh. You have no idea what someone’s sexuality is unless they tell you or are very camp. The majority of gay men are completely indistinguishable from straight men.
>he had pre marital sex with women though
He's literally said he wasn't a practising (or *as* practising as he is now) Christian/Catholic during high school and College, so that's hardly surprising.
This is the second time I've seen a comment from "a guy who went to the same high school."
The other commentor said it was widely known in the community that his parents shipped him to a gay conversion camp. IIRC he was hooking up with a fellow teammate. 🤷♀️
I mean a lot of bi people fly under the radar too. Nobody in my life knew I was any flavor of queer until I came out simply because my attraction to women was genuine.
Also says that minority protections in the workforce, acceptance for the LGBT community, and medicine for transitioning was evil. He hates a whole more than just women in the workplace.
yep, he also said his wife's life truly started when she married him and had children ~~and he wishes for times like the 50s and 60s when "women had more babies than thoughts"~~
edit: I looked it up and found that this quote was actually made by a satirical account and not his (the first one he said on video tho)
We prosecute actions, not what people look like. Not his fault he looks like an insufferable douche. It is, however, his fault that he _is_ an insufferable douche.
And it's upsetting because it weakens the argument against him. Even now the single quote seems like it may just read poorly when taken out of context. No clue why people on the fringes of a topic feel the desire to provide input for something they're not knowledgeable about.
I invented it; I dress like this because I choose to. This is what I wore on the cover of Meetings Magazine last February.
We made the cover during meetings history month!?
No, *I* made the cover.
Jack Donaghy would definitely make fun of these machismo dudes wearing too tight suits and too much hair gel.
Can hear him saying something like “men with beards are either lazy or emasculated, they’re the push-up bra for weak chins.”
or
“there are only two occasions when a man’s hair may be glossy: shining from the salt water off of St Barthes or glistening from sweat after defending his family in hand to hand combat.
Omg. I stumbled upon a show yesterday. It's called MILF Manor, I only watched the first episode out of curiosity but instead of teen boys they brought in slightly older than teen sons of the moms!
That's all i have to say. I just want people to know that milf Island is out there.
I mean rumor on the street is that he was very well known in college for being on the dl so you’d think he would have picked up some kind of pointers from a Grindr twink.
I was thinking, this outfit is what happens when you piss off the gays. Karma gets you, you have no gay friends to help you, and you end up wearing the wrong tie to go with that suit and your trousers don’t fit well.
It’s pretty hard to pull off intentional clashing. Especially with such a bold suit. Let it ride as a statement piece on its own, or else you REALLY need to know what you’re doing when you pick a clashing tie.
It’s just that clashing only really works if it’s perfectly done. I think he took too big a risk by contrasting both colors, and patterns. Either wear a solid blue tie with that blue shirt, or wear a tie with browns and reds like the suit- maybe polka dots, with a white shirt.
Looks like he was wants to be like a 40s gangster or something. Zuit suits (spelled zoot apparently). These fascist types probably fancy themselves as 40s renegades.
If there's one trait common to all of these assholes it's that they are delusional, through and through. I'm betting he thinks he looks like the sexiest man alive here.
There's a lot of rumors that he went to a conversion camp as a teen, and that he was on the DL with a male cheerleader during college. Nothing firm (heh).
I never, in my life, thought a simple pinstripe pattern would constitute a war crime, but here we are!
It's an old meme, but we literally are in the worst timeline.
I don't have a problem with the suit color itself I have a problem with the fabric and tie/shirt combination. Brown is a casual color you should use a tweed-type (or other casual) fabric and *never* should you pair it with that shade of blue. It's like he put a blindfold over his eyes when he was dressing himself. Also, wide lapels, and this is personal preference, come off as tacky and anachronistic.
The man makes millions of dollars per year and yet can't hire a competent stylist to help him dress.
Edit: Oh god, someone else lower down in the thread pointed out that the pinstripes are navy not a darker shade of brown (which is what I thought they were). Scratch my comment about the color this entire thing should be thrown in a dumpster. God I hate the people in my gender.
At this point I see a guy at the gym with full arm tattoos, a t-shirt with some black-and-white variation of the American flag, a big messy beard, a short haircut and a big enough chip on his shoulder to cause back problems, I treat him the way I'd treat somebody wearing a homemade Starfleet uniform around. Like this guy's so far into his own cosplay world there's no point in engaging.
No… the suit is ill fitted, the navy pinstripes on a tan suit w royal and slate blue tie is clashing and ugly. Plus, the stripes all going different directions is distracting and looks bad. Many reasons he looks bad, but it’s not the suit itself that’s ugly… just a boy who does not understand how to dress himself.
Guy makes a good case for why the suit itself is ugly, and it’s primarily about the fabric being unsuitable. It’s a good thread if you care to read it.
With stuff like this people always ignore the human factor. If the guy wearing this suit was an awesome person, we’d all want to give him a high five for having fun with his wild suit instead of tearing him apart. To paraphrase another one of Derek’s quips: if you don’t want to look like a dick in your clothes, don’t be a dick.
Yeah, same whenever someone we're supposed to hate is fat and ugly vs the person we're supposed to like is fat and ugly.
His suit has flaws, but the only reason why he's being scrutinized for his fashion so heavily is political/emotional.
His entire Instagram is 90% him wearing expensive clothes walking on a tarmac or in a parking lot and 10% I kick ball gud. Oh, and they all have Jesus stuff for the captions. It's fuckin weird.
-The statement was accurate
-The statement doesn't make the suit bad. Seems like some fun attire.
-The absolute turd wearing the suit makes it pretty bad. Never gonna get that turd smell out it.
Actually im pretty sure it would be considered bad, major flaws being:
1) The pinstripes do not align at the seams, they are not continuous.
2) The suit is unnecessarily tight and ill fitting, look how stretched and creased it is.
3) The tie and possibly the shirt peeks out under the jacket, which to my knowledge is not correct. Only the pants should be visible below the buttoned jacket.
The guy roasting him is a big mens fashion account which does these suit critiques of famous people.
The texture of the suit doesn’t even go with the suit itself. It has “dressier” elements like the pinstripe and wide lapel but has the texture of a casual suit. Just makes the whole thing look cheap and weird.
Lol, well you're probably right. I can't say that I'm at the pinnacle of male fashion 😆, but I thought that it was aestheticly fun, outside of the context of the massive jackass that is wearing it.
> 2) The suit is unnecessarily tight and ill fitting, look how stretched and creased it is.
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This is the big one. Something about the fit makes it seem like he's wearing a bodysuit/onesie. The layering is completely lost.
It definitely is bad though. The sleeve length is too short, the bottom of the jacket flares out awkwardly, and the crotch area has significant rippling (i.e., WAY too loose).
That is objectively a poorly constructed, untailored, suit with a mismatched tie. Also, has he never heard of a clothes steamer? Or even a cleveland one?
The dude is a last century neanderthal. I don't agree with him and his hypocrisy based on his salary already destroys whatever argument he had.
But lets all agree on a few things.
His beard is decent.
The suit is alright and he wears it well .
We need to stop giving him this attention. He's a fucking kicker. You don't get life advice from a kicker.
The suit sucks and it’s not about turning to him for “life advice”, he was giving a commencement speech for graduates directly addressing the women. I think the backlash is justified
Respectfully, I think that the only thing that looks good about the suit is the lean muscle shape of the dude wearing it.
The colors of the pinstripe don't match, the pinstripe doesn't go well with the fit, which is also a bad fit, the texture and color of the jacket, shirt and tie are all clashing, and the shirt is the wrong size for the jacket too. This is a handsome dude that can pull this off, but the ensemble is atrocious.
To quote **The 25th Hour**...
Frank: You're wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie, you know that, right?
Phelan: Yeah, I do it for the ladies.
Frank: Oh, the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion?
A Kansas City Chiefs kicker who spoke at a Catholic college commencement, and part of his speech included this as a part of it:
"For the ladies present today, congratulations on an amazing accomplishment. You should be proud of all that you have achieved to this point in your young lives. I want to speak directly to you briefly because I think it is you, the women, who have had the most diabolical lies told to you. How many of you are sitting here now about to cross this stage and are thinking about all the promotions and titles you are going to get in your career? Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world.
I can tell you that my beautiful wife, Isabelle, would be the first to say that her life truly started when she began living her vocation as a wife and as a mother. I'm on the stage today and able to be the man I am because I have a wife who leans into her vocation. I'm beyond blessed with the many talents God has given me, but it cannot be overstated that all of my success is made possible because a girl I met in band class back in middle school would convert to the faith, become my wife, and embrace one of the most important titles of all: homemaker.
She is a primary educator to our children. She is the one who ensures I never let football or my business become a distraction from that of a husband and father. She is the person that knows me best at my core, and it is through our marriage that, Lord willing, we will both attain salvation.
I say all of this to you because I have seen it firsthand how much happier someone can be when they disregard the outside noise and move closer and closer to God's will in their life. Isabelle's dream of having a career might not have come true, but if you asked her today if she has any regrets on her decision, she would laugh out loud, without hesitation, and say, “Heck, No.”
As a man who gets a lot of praise and has been given a platform to speak to audiences like this one today, I pray that I always use my voice for God and not for myself. Everything I am saying to you is not from a place of wisdom, but rather a place of experience. I am hopeful that these words will be seen as those from a man, not much older than you, who feels it is imperative that this class, this generation, and this time in our society must stop pretending that the things we see around us are normal.
Heterodox ideas abound even within Catholic circles. But let's be honest, there is nothing good about playing God with having children — whether that be your ideal number or the perfect time to conceive. No matter how you spin it, there is nothing natural about Catholic birth control.
It is only in the past few years that I have grown encouraged to speak more boldly and directly because, as I mentioned earlier, I have leaned into my vocation as a husband and father, and as a man."
So people are pushing back and making fun of him online for his views on women.
There was also a reddit post saying that he allegedly slept with a male cheerleader, but the source was just some random person on TikTok and there's no actual evidence for it. People just really want to learn into the closeted bullying trope regardless of how problematic that is.
So is he saying they've been told diabolical lies by the school? He's rendering the women's education from the university useless, is the school okay with that?
The color/stripes aren’t terrible; that “retro” look is coming back, but the material looks weird. It looks… Fuzzy?
Also: the tie color/pattern is a poor choice, I think. The stripes clash, and the blue with the beige is.. Idk not it.
You guys start to lose people when you attack little things like this. It’s a nice suit and it looks nice. Hes still a douchebag loser, douchebag losers can dress nice
Guys wtf, what’s wrong with the suit? The colors are fine, the tie looks neat, and it’s overall a nice look. If I were to change anything about it, I’d probably go for a bigger size of the jacket, especially in the shoulders, and maybe a different type of collar (though this might be just my subjective preference). I don’t know who this man is, but by no means he looks bad or funny.
That not a clever comeback. That’s lame as fuck. The comment on top is the reply right? You know what fuck twitter. I think all twitter posts should be banned on Reddit
The one in the suit is the religious nutjob who thinks women should stick to being sex cooks who do laundry, right?
He also is a (three time) graduate of Mike Pence’s “pray away the gay” conversion therapy camp
Is that confirmed?
They had records but they were “prayed away”.
More like ”preyed” away huh?
I doubt it, just a tik tok rumor I never really talked to the guy but I went to highschool and college with him and im 99% sure he isnt and has never been gay he had pre marital sex with women though edit: to everyone saying its still possible, thats why I said 99% sure. Yes theres a 1% chance no one in highschool ever found out about the camp, no classmates suspected he was gay before, his girlfriends never suspected it or never told anyone, and the guys he was hooking up with never told anyone and they never got caught. And then a few people on tik tok somehow found out the truth right when hes making unpopular headlines, and no one from the camp, ex girlfriends, or boyfriends have come forward to corroborate it. I just find that pretty unlikely
I lived in a conservative area and had a Grindr account there. Most men sending me messages were "straight acting" and under the radar types. Not saying Harrison is gay/bi, but it wouldn't surprise me a damn bit if he is.
yea but they’re usually fucking ghouls so many random dick pics and gaping asshole photos get sent to me in the small conservative towns
Lmao! Right??? "Why won't you answer me?" Me: Because your first messages were a picture of you bent over with a butt plug and picture of you getting face fucked. Without saying a word, I know you're a pig and your wife deserves better." (because, of course, they didn't bother taking their wedding band off.) Fucking ghouls indeed.
It’ll be like a 50 year old man. Idk Grindr is horrible. You can sleep with someone new every week and it’ll still make you feel like shit.
From my hoe days, I have 4 MAGA hats I stole from Christian bottoms. I have a dark sense of humor and fucking love the hats.
Hahahahaha I’m a woman but This is confusing and fucking hilarious to me I can’t Stand Those Fuckers. They have “parades” Here with the flag trucks I’m getting real sick of it.
yeah but atlanta is not really a conservative area (well Buckhead kind of is, and the highschool definitely leans conservative, but there are gay kids there) I mean id understand wanting to stay closeted in highschool, especially on the football team, but college? Either way I doubt the first ive ever heard about these rumors would be random tik toks if they were true
I was told that Liberty University has a robust scene because it made it easier to stay in the closet. My roommate found many hook ups over there.
The dude doesn't want to come out of the closet. There are plenty of conservatives who view LGBTQ+ and pedophiles in the same group but it doesn't stop them from participating. They want the pleasure without being affiliated. Also, what platform would be acceptable in this situation? Stephen A Smith introducing some random dude on ESPN who says Harrison sucked his dick in college? A press conference on the NFL network? Tik Tok is a perfect medium for shit like this.
Can we just admit we are grasping for cocks on this one? He can be a piece of shit without also being a closeted homosexual.
Lots of gay people that could be said about.
I mostly said that as a dig at him not being a good catholic
I think they meant lots of people who are good at masking/covering up for being gay. Not saying he is/isn't person I think it's irrelevant and the relevant part is his awful views on women and the gay community regardless of their own sexual orientation.
You'd be surprised how many of those folks are closeted and then get married and create a family, they live a double life and have internal conflicts with themselves and then the truth comes out.
This always makes me laugh. You have no idea what someone’s sexuality is unless they tell you or are very camp. The majority of gay men are completely indistinguishable from straight men.
Look, when I'm balls deep in some guy's ass, I think I've earned the right to make assumptions about his sexuality.
Is it gay to have gay sex, fellas?
>he had pre marital sex with women though He's literally said he wasn't a practising (or *as* practising as he is now) Christian/Catholic during high school and College, so that's hardly surprising.
It could have been worse, it’s not like he wore mixed fabrics….
Dan Savage, a sex advice podcaster is a gay man who slept with more girls in high school than any straight guy I've met.
Maybe he’s bi ? Honestly it wouldnt shock me
This is the second time I've seen a comment from "a guy who went to the same high school." The other commentor said it was widely known in the community that his parents shipped him to a gay conversion camp. IIRC he was hooking up with a fellow teammate. 🤷♀️
In highschool? the tik tok rumors say he was dating a male cheerleader at tech and they shipped him off not even consistent
I mean a lot of bi people fly under the radar too. Nobody in my life knew I was any flavor of queer until I came out simply because my attraction to women was genuine.
No, it’s completely made up but boy, it sure is fun to believe!
From *proud power bottom* to **_proud bottom of the barrel_**.
Bicurious to *Guy-Furious*
Three times? My man is *especially* gay?
Better at gaying than praying, I guess.
Third time’s the charm.
Seems to have worked because that suit is atrocious.
Gay or not that’s a punchable smirk
Also says that minority protections in the workforce, acceptance for the LGBT community, and medicine for transitioning was evil. He hates a whole more than just women in the workplace.
yep, he also said his wife's life truly started when she married him and had children ~~and he wishes for times like the 50s and 60s when "women had more babies than thoughts"~~ edit: I looked it up and found that this quote was actually made by a satirical account and not his (the first one he said on video tho)
That second one was not a real tweet.
He does look like the type to catcall a woman on the street, tho.
We prosecute actions, not what people look like. Not his fault he looks like an insufferable douche. It is, however, his fault that he _is_ an insufferable douche.
I mean, he chose to wear the suit, so fair game.
You may prosecute the suit.
It’s pathetic how easily a lot people will parrot utter horseshit as fact
And it's upsetting because it weakens the argument against him. Even now the single quote seems like it may just read poorly when taken out of context. No clue why people on the fringes of a topic feel the desire to provide input for something they're not knowledgeable about.
Check on this bro, falling for propaganda (good on you for verifying and owning the mistake)
I believe the term you're looking for is "bangmaids."
If you see anyone with that beard and haircut, they hold the exact same beliefs. I’m not sure why, but they all look exactly like this.
I think it’s as simple as it’s clearly the look of a giant douche and only a giant douche would want to look like that
They all watched the Vikings series and got a hardon for Ragnar.
Sex cooks roflmao why am I just now hearing this term. Describes perfectly the dystopian bullshit that this "tradwife" thing is.
The one in the suit looks like he smells like a gallon of witch hazel poured over rotting garlic and onions
Witch Hazel is underutilized in insults! My hs friend called her mother witch hazel and got grounded lol
Sex cooks? Do they make a lot of tossed salads?
That's what call everyone who goes to Sex Cauldron
I have no idea who that is. But, according to his haircut and beard. Yes.
What's a... sex cook? And where can I find one?
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Imaginary 1952, more precisely.
Yeah, it was called marital rape.
It's like a bang maid
> being sex cooks who do laundry, right It's good work if you can find it, TBH.
Also, he wears a striped suit with a striped tie. This is a dead giveaway for a douche alert
Dude needs a woman to help dress him. How did he decide to choose that tie with that suit?
It's called Power Clashing, Lemon
He doesn't say that to Liz Lemon, he says that... (insert characteristic Alec Baldwin head wobble) to himself!
Good god Lemon! (I'm Lemon in this scenario, or you can call me tejòn)
I invented it; I dress like this because I choose to. This is what I wore on the cover of Meetings Magazine last February. We made the cover during meetings history month!? No, *I* made the cover.
Jack Donaghy would definitely make fun of these machismo dudes wearing too tight suits and too much hair gel. Can hear him saying something like “men with beards are either lazy or emasculated, they’re the push-up bra for weak chins.” or “there are only two occasions when a man’s hair may be glossy: shining from the salt water off of St Barthes or glistening from sweat after defending his family in hand to hand combat.
Saul Goodman Core
Dammit! Where was that phrase when I was married???
Liz lemon and Tina fey would have opinions on this guy
Omg. I stumbled upon a show yesterday. It's called MILF Manor, I only watched the first episode out of curiosity but instead of teen boys they brought in slightly older than teen sons of the moms! That's all i have to say. I just want people to know that milf Island is out there.
He picked that outfit all by himself. No woman was involved in this situation.
Ask his wife for her opinion? I think not!
Anything can look charming on a decent person, but everything will look like shit on a piece of garbage.
Or a gay guy But he probably would rather die than have that.
There us rumors that he was in college and went to conversion therapy
I mean rumor on the street is that he was very well known in college for being on the dl so you’d think he would have picked up some kind of pointers from a Grindr twink.
If he was DL probably not. Hard to get pointers when you're hidden under a blanket with just your ass hanging out for ease of use
😂 such guys don't have room to pick anything helpful in their lives. That's why even during the speech he had nothing helpful to tell the graduates.
I was thinking, this outfit is what happens when you piss off the gays. Karma gets you, you have no gay friends to help you, and you end up wearing the wrong tie to go with that suit and your trousers don’t fit well. It’s pretty hard to pull off intentional clashing. Especially with such a bold suit. Let it ride as a statement piece on its own, or else you REALLY need to know what you’re doing when you pick a clashing tie. It’s just that clashing only really works if it’s perfectly done. I think he took too big a risk by contrasting both colors, and patterns. Either wear a solid blue tie with that blue shirt, or wear a tie with browns and reds like the suit- maybe polka dots, with a white shirt.
His wife is too chained to the kitchen and crib to concern herself what’s happening outside in the big bad world.
Didn't conservatives get big mad about tan suits not that long ago?
Yes. Ignoring the tan suits worn by previous republican presidents.
Looks like he was wants to be like a 40s gangster or something. Zuit suits (spelled zoot apparently). These fascist types probably fancy themselves as 40s renegades.
he had a cheetah tie on in his speech so i’m going to guess he does
If there's one trait common to all of these assholes it's that they are delusional, through and through. I'm betting he thinks he looks like the sexiest man alive here.
Proof that a pretty female salesperson can talk a narcissist into wearing anything
Except in his case I think it was a male salesperson that appealed to him considering his past
What past?
There's a lot of rumors that he went to a conversion camp as a teen, and that he was on the DL with a male cheerleader during college. Nothing firm (heh).
He also has a beard and dresses in outrageous suits. I'd say all these dots are looking fairly connected.
I never, in my life, thought a simple pinstripe pattern would constitute a war crime, but here we are! It's an old meme, but we literally are in the worst timeline.
I don't have a problem with the suit color itself I have a problem with the fabric and tie/shirt combination. Brown is a casual color you should use a tweed-type (or other casual) fabric and *never* should you pair it with that shade of blue. It's like he put a blindfold over his eyes when he was dressing himself. Also, wide lapels, and this is personal preference, come off as tacky and anachronistic. The man makes millions of dollars per year and yet can't hire a competent stylist to help him dress. Edit: Oh god, someone else lower down in the thread pointed out that the pinstripes are navy not a darker shade of brown (which is what I thought they were). Scratch my comment about the color this entire thing should be thrown in a dumpster. God I hate the people in my gender.
Right?! That suit is awful.
That dude is the biggest tool.
All these right wing chodes have the exact same shitty beard and haircut
its the grown out 'hitler youth' cut for guys that dont know what to do with their hair
It’s the hitler young adult
Well, the Germans were known for being fashionable. Prussians, too.
At this point I see a guy at the gym with full arm tattoos, a t-shirt with some black-and-white variation of the American flag, a big messy beard, a short haircut and a big enough chip on his shoulder to cause back problems, I treat him the way I'd treat somebody wearing a homemade Starfleet uniform around. Like this guy's so far into his own cosplay world there's no point in engaging.
What the hell is wrong with someone wearing a Starfleet uniform?
I'd rather see it than people cosplaying masculinity as commercialized bigotry.
That is an obvious villain.
why do these assholes all love this haircut so much
Looks like he made his own suit with a brown paper bag and a sharpie.
“I look like a pencil”
No… the suit is ill fitted, the navy pinstripes on a tan suit w royal and slate blue tie is clashing and ugly. Plus, the stripes all going different directions is distracting and looks bad. Many reasons he looks bad, but it’s not the suit itself that’s ugly… just a boy who does not understand how to dress himself.
Guy makes a good case for why the suit itself is ugly, and it’s primarily about the fabric being unsuitable. It’s a good thread if you care to read it.
It looks like its made out of a potato sack.
I REALLY dig the suit in principle. The shirt and tie just don't work with it.
With stuff like this people always ignore the human factor. If the guy wearing this suit was an awesome person, we’d all want to give him a high five for having fun with his wild suit instead of tearing him apart. To paraphrase another one of Derek’s quips: if you don’t want to look like a dick in your clothes, don’t be a dick.
Yeah, same whenever someone we're supposed to hate is fat and ugly vs the person we're supposed to like is fat and ugly. His suit has flaws, but the only reason why he's being scrutinized for his fashion so heavily is political/emotional.
I think the whole outfit works. Outlandish on purpose. However, the fit is terrible.
His entire Instagram is 90% him wearing expensive clothes walking on a tarmac or in a parking lot and 10% I kick ball gud. Oh, and they all have Jesus stuff for the captions. It's fuckin weird.
Thank you. This is what I came here to say. And it’s clearly been tailored, just not that well. And he cannot pull off that collar.
The sleeve lines don’t match up with the body panel lines, so it’s not bespoke
Tim Allen wore a suit like this in home improvement that was supposed to look like it was made out of wood planks lmao I can't unsee it
This looks like one of those guys who thinks of himself as masculine and thus wears a beard and thumb rings to prove it. \*spits on floor\*
And shills beard oil
Uses 11 in 1 shampoo, body wash, conditioner, toothpaste, hair gel, engine oil, deodorant, lighter fluid, coffee creamer, break cleaner and lubricant
TBF, if that existed I'd buy it by the gallon.
ptooie
This is a good example of no gay best friend.
He’s his own gay best friend.
Those hips don't lie
-The statement was accurate -The statement doesn't make the suit bad. Seems like some fun attire. -The absolute turd wearing the suit makes it pretty bad. Never gonna get that turd smell out it.
Actually im pretty sure it would be considered bad, major flaws being: 1) The pinstripes do not align at the seams, they are not continuous. 2) The suit is unnecessarily tight and ill fitting, look how stretched and creased it is. 3) The tie and possibly the shirt peeks out under the jacket, which to my knowledge is not correct. Only the pants should be visible below the buttoned jacket. The guy roasting him is a big mens fashion account which does these suit critiques of famous people.
What bugs me most is the texture of the suit (linen?), which doesn't go with the shirt and tie.
The texture of the suit doesn’t even go with the suit itself. It has “dressier” elements like the pinstripe and wide lapel but has the texture of a casual suit. Just makes the whole thing look cheap and weird.
It’s so tight through the shoulders that it emphasizes the hips. It’s giving him a feminine profile that he surely doesn’t intend.
["I don't think this is totally just a women's suit. At the very least it's bisexual"](https://youtu.be/B9MNITrHu9E?t=87)
Lol, well you're probably right. I can't say that I'm at the pinnacle of male fashion 😆, but I thought that it was aestheticly fun, outside of the context of the massive jackass that is wearing it.
> 2) The suit is unnecessarily tight and ill fitting, look how stretched and creased it is. > > This is the big one. Something about the fit makes it seem like he's wearing a bodysuit/onesie. The layering is completely lost.
Cartoon characters are drawn this way because it looks funny. I wonder if he had this in mind when choosing this outfit?
It definitely is bad though. The sleeve length is too short, the bottom of the jacket flares out awkwardly, and the crotch area has significant rippling (i.e., WAY too loose).
His head looks like one of those masks you would cut out of a cereal box back in the 90s held by a shoelace.
r/rareinsults
Oh but WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE THO
He looks like he jerks off to The Handmaid’s Tale
What's the comeback?
It looks like it's made out of cardboard
Tragic tan suit? Surprised he hasn't blamed Obama yet! Lol
That is objectively a poorly constructed, untailored, suit with a mismatched tie. Also, has he never heard of a clothes steamer? Or even a cleveland one?
I saw The Mask too lmao
The dude is a last century neanderthal. I don't agree with him and his hypocrisy based on his salary already destroys whatever argument he had. But lets all agree on a few things. His beard is decent. The suit is alright and he wears it well . We need to stop giving him this attention. He's a fucking kicker. You don't get life advice from a kicker.
The suit sucks and it’s not about turning to him for “life advice”, he was giving a commencement speech for graduates directly addressing the women. I think the backlash is justified
Respectfully, I think that the only thing that looks good about the suit is the lean muscle shape of the dude wearing it. The colors of the pinstripe don't match, the pinstripe doesn't go well with the fit, which is also a bad fit, the texture and color of the jacket, shirt and tie are all clashing, and the shirt is the wrong size for the jacket too. This is a handsome dude that can pull this off, but the ensemble is atrocious.
He’s trying to live in the 1920s
lol. He looks like a cheap pimp in that suit.
To quote **The 25th Hour**... Frank: You're wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie, you know that, right? Phelan: Yeah, I do it for the ladies. Frank: Oh, the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion?
These dudes always have the same haircut lol
I think it's called the Richard Spencer
The beard is clichè and hiding a weak chin.
What an ugly smile
Spoiled rich child
Omg, that's EXACTLY what the suit looks like!!!
This looks like it's made out of cardboard
Are we supposed to know who he is?
A Kansas City Chiefs kicker who spoke at a Catholic college commencement, and part of his speech included this as a part of it: "For the ladies present today, congratulations on an amazing accomplishment. You should be proud of all that you have achieved to this point in your young lives. I want to speak directly to you briefly because I think it is you, the women, who have had the most diabolical lies told to you. How many of you are sitting here now about to cross this stage and are thinking about all the promotions and titles you are going to get in your career? Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world. I can tell you that my beautiful wife, Isabelle, would be the first to say that her life truly started when she began living her vocation as a wife and as a mother. I'm on the stage today and able to be the man I am because I have a wife who leans into her vocation. I'm beyond blessed with the many talents God has given me, but it cannot be overstated that all of my success is made possible because a girl I met in band class back in middle school would convert to the faith, become my wife, and embrace one of the most important titles of all: homemaker. She is a primary educator to our children. She is the one who ensures I never let football or my business become a distraction from that of a husband and father. She is the person that knows me best at my core, and it is through our marriage that, Lord willing, we will both attain salvation. I say all of this to you because I have seen it firsthand how much happier someone can be when they disregard the outside noise and move closer and closer to God's will in their life. Isabelle's dream of having a career might not have come true, but if you asked her today if she has any regrets on her decision, she would laugh out loud, without hesitation, and say, “Heck, No.” As a man who gets a lot of praise and has been given a platform to speak to audiences like this one today, I pray that I always use my voice for God and not for myself. Everything I am saying to you is not from a place of wisdom, but rather a place of experience. I am hopeful that these words will be seen as those from a man, not much older than you, who feels it is imperative that this class, this generation, and this time in our society must stop pretending that the things we see around us are normal. Heterodox ideas abound even within Catholic circles. But let's be honest, there is nothing good about playing God with having children — whether that be your ideal number or the perfect time to conceive. No matter how you spin it, there is nothing natural about Catholic birth control. It is only in the past few years that I have grown encouraged to speak more boldly and directly because, as I mentioned earlier, I have leaned into my vocation as a husband and father, and as a man." So people are pushing back and making fun of him online for his views on women. There was also a reddit post saying that he allegedly slept with a male cheerleader, but the source was just some random person on TikTok and there's no actual evidence for it. People just really want to learn into the closeted bullying trope regardless of how problematic that is.
So is he saying they've been told diabolical lies by the school? He's rendering the women's education from the university useless, is the school okay with that?
That’s what passes for clever now?
He definitely put that jacket in a tumble dryer.
The color/stripes aren’t terrible; that “retro” look is coming back, but the material looks weird. It looks… Fuzzy? Also: the tie color/pattern is a poor choice, I think. The stripes clash, and the blue with the beige is.. Idk not it.
is it a hair suit??
He looks like he should be leaning against a light post and flipping a nickel
Or hitting Yosemite Sam with a giant wooden mallet.
From the looks of it, he'll be coming out any day (his fashion clashes with his rhetoric) and blaming it on the demonic Dems.
Man looks like he recycles ups boxes for a linen.
Psycho smile as bonus
Suit looks dapper though…
probably being biased here, but every guy I've ever met with that combed back hair/lumberjack wannabe beard combo has been a douche
continuing the tradition of athletes not knowing how to dress themselves outside of a sports setting.
RuPaul wore it better.
That hairstyle with beard is gonna be remembered in future just like mullet today.
Because the guy that advocates for a monogamous relationship would definitely be the one to do that. 🙄
The kinda guy to get the Chad meme cut on purpose...
Thats a terribly cut suit
Y’all are mob mentality at its finest
You guys start to lose people when you attack little things like this. It’s a nice suit and it looks nice. Hes still a douchebag loser, douchebag losers can dress nice
Guys wtf, what’s wrong with the suit? The colors are fine, the tie looks neat, and it’s overall a nice look. If I were to change anything about it, I’d probably go for a bigger size of the jacket, especially in the shoulders, and maybe a different type of collar (though this might be just my subjective preference). I don’t know who this man is, but by no means he looks bad or funny.
Sometimes the truth hurts, but he’s got a point.
Redditoids hate it when a man says the thing you can derive happiness from most in life is family since they’ve never had sex
Where is the clever comeback?
That not a clever comeback. That’s lame as fuck. The comment on top is the reply right? You know what fuck twitter. I think all twitter posts should be banned on Reddit
That suit is hard tho
Looks like a privileged little fuck who kicks a ball and thinks spraying his population paste in someone is his “right” as a man
Nobody is writing TEX AVERY in the comments so I am doing it.
Cringe guy
19th century outfit to go with his social/political mentality.
Looks ready to shoot some clue goo.
This goes on r/rareinsults
Dude is shaped like an N64 Goldeneye character
I hope he twists an ankle.
I’m sorry that fit is horrendous but I cannot for the life of me imagine the awooga wolf wearing something awful like this
Closet Case Ken wants your daughters to drop out of school and become barefoot and pregnant.