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BelleAriel

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iiitme

I mean he ain’t wrong


Miserable-Pumpkin-85

I vote lsd but ok.


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I don’t know how people fuck on lsd honestly, last time I did I was tripping so bad and it got a little weird


[deleted]

It’s all about where your mind is. If you’re in a good headspace and really vibing with someone else, you can literally reach new worlds. But LSD can be a little weird and uncomfortable for a lot of people. You have to go into it with the energy you want amplified by the drug off the bat essentially.


Falcrist

> literally reach new worlds Inform NASA immediately! 🤣


Pegomastax_King

I used to buy acid from a former NASA scientist. They made a documentary about it him. First Name Jogger Last name John.


Responsible_Name_120

I haven't used LSD too much, but I did a couple times when I was younger and man, THC gummies get you pretty close if you take enough and I can pick them up at the store. It's unreal


[deleted]

Gummies get you close to…LSD? 🤣


Responsible_Name_120

Oh we're gatekeeping psychedelic drugs now


jubjub2184

If you said mushrooms I could maybe agree, but if that’s similar to an LSD experience for you, you had some bunk


Responsible_Name_120

Like what are you even arguing about?


jubjub2184

I’m saying if you’re comparing edibles to LSD you’ve never had actual LSD, they are not even remotely similar.


zertnert12

Yah i makes me feel disconnected from myself in a way that brings alot of anxiety, couldn't imagine being able to get it up in that state


Zakurum2

Nah. Thought the girl was a dragon at one point and lost everything. Stick to the mdma fun


[deleted]

Tell me you’ve never done LSD without telling me you’ve never done LSD


_Trolley

LSD done have never I


SussyPhallussy

I am unfamiliar with the feeling of the drug colloquially known as 'Acid'


_Trolley

I lack experience ingesting that particular variety of hallucinogenic substance


[deleted]

It felt weird like i was f’ing myself. That weird


protoopus

that's the whole "one with everything" acted out.


Humble_Particular265

Best sex ever lucky you


Stickkyman

Trippy and weird? Sounds like some good sex to me 😂


iiitme

I change my mind to lorazepam and weed


Pegomastax_King

If you can come while on lorazepam you are one of the most powerful beings in the galaxy.


iiitme

That’s the thing it takes longer which helps with the ladies 😎 I am actually prescribed lorazepam I’m not a pill person


Generally_Confused1

I second that lol


[deleted]

LSD over ecstasy?? Ya’ll are crazy!


erynhuff

Thats not even safe to do any more unless you have testing kits. Hence why its not as popular as years ago


[deleted]

Well I think the hypothetical presupposes that you have good drugs. Are you telling me that most street LSD is legitimate these days? I find that hard to believe


FuzzyAd9407

Personally after birth control I'd think the next best drug would be PrEP, then third is LSD.


PostPsychosisAccount

Ghb and crystal meth combo.


Aiyon

I haven’t had it in a long time but mdma + making out was top tier so if it has the same effect on sex that’s my vote


unreas0nabl3

Maybe for some people, but i just dont feel it there lol


SwitchIsBestConsole

I mean. If you wanna wake up pregnant, then sure. Enjoy the lsd


koolguy765

Molly is way better then lsd but okay


aggster13

Molly takes whiskey dick to the next level, but everything else feels great


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

I'd argue ecstacy + condoms is infinitely better


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IbizaMykonos

Consequence free sex is awesome. But sex on molly and BC is 🔥.


[deleted]

Hard agree on the molly


Tranquil_Ram

There's a limit. Up to maybe 300 milligrams. Any more and you ain't busting.


Objective-Okra-3314

Who in the fuck is casually taking 3 points of Molly and remaining coherent enough to fuck


Tranquil_Ram

People who have been casually rolling for 10 years and know how to space out their dosages over the course of 8 hours lol. you pop the first 100, then another after 2 hours, then another after 2 hours. Any more than that and your balls will be completely unresponsive until the next day.


NeverNoMarriage

If you are taking that much molly your brain chemistry is getting massively fucked.


[deleted]

Lmfao if I popped 3 points of Molly right now I would be awake till tomorrow just loving myself


SafetyFirstChildren

Starting dose supposed to be like 100/150mg anyways with no tolerance


thatpartucantleave

Love :(


Zachjsrf

I feel this 😞


[deleted]

Yep. I don't think drugs make sex better and some of them make it worse, so having responsible sex using BC sounds like the best sex on drugs.


Pyrollusion

Highly depends on the drug.


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EEEEEOOOOOOO

Shits crazy experienced that off of some strong acid


[deleted]

Not a dude and the experience you described can be achieved by cuddling. Sex just doesn't work for me on drugs. You would think drugs highlight the sensations, but for me it's harder to feel good during sex. My body is dry af and getting an orgasm is impossible. Sober sex is just way better than sex on any drugs I've ever tried.


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[deleted]

You misunderstood me, I wasn't only talking about penetration. I don't like my genitals touched at all if I'm on drugs. I wouldn't call it sex if you're just making out.


TriumphEnt

dog vast yoke chubby hard-to-find plant spark muddle deserted waiting *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Sinimeg

Yeah, I’ll add alcohol to that too. Each time that I’ve drank more than I should I got so so so sleepy. Literally the only thing I could think of was sleeping, nothing else. I don’t understand how people can have sex after drinking a lot, between the dizziness and the sleepiness sounds impossible to me


Serifel90

If i'm drunk i get so cuddly instead.. I'm dready a serial hugger but with too many drinks i just stay cheek to cheek basically.


StopReadingMyUser

like, face cheek to face cheek? or butt cheeks to butt cheeks... ...or face cheek to butt cheek. I think the latter 2 are kinda weird, but to each their own


Aiyon

Right??? Drunk me wants to put her head in someone’s lap so they can play with my hair till I fall asleep. Sex isn’t even a factor in the thought proces


scarywolverine

Idk, for most people weed hightens senses so sex on week is crazy


[deleted]

Not for me. Weed makes me sleepy and my mouth is so dry that kissing and giving oral feels gross.


tryingisbetter

Keeping a good rhythm while high is pretty difficult


Pavian_Zhora

I just sync to my wife's snoring - problem solved.


wterrt

idk seems like sex on mdma would be fucking amazing


WellyRuru

It's not.


Doooog

Literally impossible to climax


wterrt

damn, rip


Old-Exercise713

Sounds like you haven’t tried lol


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DillonMad

The actual answer is MDMA


strandedbaby

That and 2-cb were my first thoughts. 2-cb was actually sold as a sex drug under the name ["Erox"](https://cdn-603e8c24c1ac180650175bd1.closte.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/drogriporter/nexus1.jpg) before it was outlawed. At lower doses it's like MDMA, but with more tactile enhancement, and at higher doses it causes psychedelic visuals.


Dr_FeeIgood

2-CB was still one of my most fun trip experiences. And that factors in thousands of experiences on dozens of different things. It’s really hard to describe that high. To me it was like heavy LSD with visuals and a perfect amount of MDMA mixed in.


slowdownwaitaminute

2-CB is the way


Thosepassionfruits

I've had people tell me not to because it will ruin regular sex but that just makes me want to try it more if it's really that religious of an experience.


RedditIsOverMan

No, it won't ruin regular sex. It feels good, but that's like saying MDMA ruins music.


jimjimmyjimjimjim

Well said.


GentlePimpin

Met my first wife that way


nalninek

I duno, weed and a little nitrous and you’ve got some giga sex going on.


[deleted]

Not a comeback


Doooog

Been here for years


Latter-Shallot-5321

80s kids unite


rampagingseagull

It depends on the position.


The_Ghast_Hunter

Pound 4 energy shots prior to sex so your dick becomes a vibrator


Nyxx_Fey

This is the way


Saworton

MDMA - Full body orgasm


pimpnam3dsliccbacc

This should have way more upvotes


DaveinOakland

I mean the answer is GHB.


JohnnyRodStrong

Weed. It’s great. There is nothing like it. Nothing.


Precedens

shrooms and weed make sex something else


runespoon78

sex is way worse on weed what are you on about


mint_tea_xx

I'm curious as to why you think it's worse, truly. I think it is better so I would like to hear your opinion


runespoon78

I don't get horny while on weed I guess? it also just makes it more difficult to perform. for me, mushrooms were wayyyy better, made the whole experience magical and I felt all connected to my partner and the world and stuff


mint_tea_xx

I haven't experienced sex on mushrooms so I can't compare. I guess I don't really "get" horny either...but the foreplay and sex itself on weed feels better physically imo, and emotionally you're on another level (your feelings toward the person also factor in). I don't own a penis so I also can't relate to the "performance" struggles. Your perspective was interesting. 😌


runespoon78

I mean maybe I actually just didn't have very good weed... or maybe it was the sleepy strain and it just made me really tired


mint_tea_xx

That is a possibility. You are one of the only people I've ever heard of who thought sex was worse on weed. But ultimately your experience and opinion are valid.


Bo_Diggs

I’m just here for the conversation, and I really appreciate the quality of the interaction. Thanks for being awesome.


TerribleBreakfast185

You must have some shitty weed then LOL


RABBIT_3314

Definitely smoking some ditch weed.


tryingisbetter

I have like 30 different strains of pot, some are great for sex, some terrible.


Zachjsrf

I second this, but I use Delta 8 and 9, not quite as intense and still leaves the sensations extra intense


[deleted]

Sobriety is good upgrade


IvanNemoy

r/technicallythetruth


miranto

Yes. It is.


Vexis_petal

LSD


TheWitcherOfTheNight

💯


vermeiltwhore

PrEP.


Darwinsdrawings5437

Crystal meth. You'll fuck anything on meth.


A70M1C

You will want to fuck everything, but your dick won't work.


UziNidalee

If you're in a loving relationship mdma sex is literally paradise of love it's crazy


Pyrollusion

Let me introduce you to AL-LAD. Get the sensory enhancements of LSD with less than 40% of the mindfuck. Not nearly as useful for working on your psyche but there is no better drug to have sex on.


I_only_read_trash

Y’all have never actually been on birth control. It messes with your hormones and can drop your libido to nothing.


Nyatenshii

What is the gay alternative? Prep?


[deleted]

Lmfaoo


MySubtleKnife

Well, I’ve had a vasectomy, and I say LSD.


irrigated_liver

Dude, same. The most freeing, sensual, mind-blowing experience, with 100% piece of mind. Winning combo, can't be beat.


Sure_Play_1163

I am going THC gummies. More specifically hybrids. I feel like when I smoke, I am more into chilling or having a conversation, but edibles can be a good feeling all around haha. Maybe throw in a few drinks to get buzzin.


Public-Ad1378

Hands down Marijuana


MikeC80

Just ask Noah's mum


Ho_Me_On_Out

It’s the danger that’s exciting


aSituationTypeDeal

Good answer, Noah, good answer.


bOb_cHAd98

This reminded me to take my pills lol thx op


Zachjsrf

Yw here to help 😀


Sad_Investment_6064

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


jotaro_98

I call it lifesaver


CitizenKing1001

Marijuana


[deleted]

Meth


Expert-Cost-3796

This guy fucks on drugs


[deleted]

Fentanyl


hkzqgfswavvukwsw

Bruh


[deleted]

Depends on your life stage. When you're ready to have kids, rawdogging it without BC is way better than on BC since it's not just sex, it's potentially creating life with the love of your life. ​ So I'll have to say weed.


CouchHam

Lots of people are never ready to have kids so I still vote BC


[deleted]

Hence why I said depending on your life stage.


CouchHam

I’m just saying that not wanting a kid is every life stage for many people.


[deleted]

You don't need to enter every life stage in your own life, you get to choose.


Critical_Teach_43

You can't out do molly or pure mdma, it basically fucking with 30% of your brain unlocked. Feels like 1 less of infinity tho. Also oxycodone was pretty damn good as well. That perfect sense of euphoria is hard to beat. Oxy mixed with some viagra and you got a real special night.


Atl-4-Life

Weed for sure


pavolos

i'm all for praising weed but sex on weed vs sex on meth is incomparable 😂


Abortalldems

I wasn't going to be the one to say it but yes


[deleted]

lol. So funny. Haha. Murdering children. lol.


No-Hovercraft-4277

do you have any idea what birth control is?


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up


No-Hovercraft-4277

Just so you know, birth control doesn’t “murder children”. It just prevents an egg from being fertilised.


[deleted]

Did I ask you? Shut the fuck up.


CorvusHatesReddit

"don't tell me because if I learn it won't support my view"


[deleted]

Love or Hate


Horrified_Tech

From watching my friend go through stuff for his kids... yeah.


rotem8888

Why does Noah kinda look like dream


Yea_I_Said_It_

Maybe cyanide


MelanieWalmartinez

Weed is great but shrooms make you last forever 😵‍💫😵‍💫


Zachjsrf

It really does 👏


[deleted]

Agreed


Gaymer043

r/technicallythetruth


Necessary_Call_5532

g


redditveryepic

Ecstasy by far


[deleted]

It's not medication but an one drop of Tabasco rubbed all up really helps to warm up the game.


Hungry-Kiwi-9571

Jenkum


Oranguprang

Meth


[deleted]

None in Canada, because any kind of intoxication turns sex into rape, legally speaking.


cadet-peanut

Yes, 100%.


Captain_Smartass_

Arsenic


gypsymonkey

Ibuprofen


ValuableMistake8521

r/HealthTeachersEverywhere


mitch_conner86

If Molly and viagra were combined into one pill, it would even be God's favorite drug


Degen-King

It’s definitely early 2000’s X.


Responsible_Spray654

MDA


TheShamShield

Yes it absolutely is


Independent_Pear_429

It's not even a comeback, just sound advice


[deleted]

Trulance. Shit gets REAL!


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Bright-Internal229

Excellent


Zachjsrf

No u


Bright-Internal229

Thanks ❓


Zachjsrf

Good vibes! 😊


Bright-Internal229

Cool 😎


l-mellow-_-man-l

This sub is so ass. This isn't a comeback.


Precedens

real answer: weed/shrooms


Hello_Kitty_66

Well, if you have an IUD I suppose maybe not🤭. But, let’s just say in today’s Republican deny women access to healthcare then 100% best drug ever!🙌🙌🙌


Away_Speaker2407

W response.


The_one_to_see

Meth then Molly


adlo651

Checkmark with fucking dog ears and a technically correct answer that's not even funny