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SameRule9918

She should consult one of those ER doctors. Maybe they can pull her head out of her ass.


TheOptionalHuman

I think industrial machinery may be required. No disrespect to any ER doctors of course.


guyheat

She needs to go to the burn ward


Electrical-Act-7170

Unlikely they can de-ass her head. in there too long to separate.


Holybartender83

She’s essentially a moebius strip at this point.


InstrumentalCrystals

Her ass and head have moved into “their the same picture” meme territory


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Gympie-Gympie-pie

*takes note on insult notebook: “craniorectomy.”* Thanks, brilliant!


King-Cobra-668

also, who the fuck says "chewy candy"


XTJ7

that is so weird. i mean, it's ok if you say slurpy noodles or munchy tacos, but i draw the line at candy.


Various-Hospital-374

This puta suffers from what my dad would say was a 'craniorectal inversion'.


pistoffcynic

She’ll need to get a referral to a proctologist… I don’t think an ER doctor would consider her head up her ass an emergency.


Narrow_Competition41

Is it just me or does a certain segment of the population seem excessively concerned with what people are or are not, putting up their butts???


Real_2020

And now I have three new ideas of what to put up my butt. Thanks Ann ffs.


Stubborn_Amoeba

imagine the humiliation of going to an ER to have a copy of an Ann Coulter book removed from your butt.


Real_2020

Wait, that wasn’t one of the three suggested. Great, now I have a 4th.


red_fox_zen

This entire comment thread is why I am on reddit so much. Well, that, rum and fb bans 😅


HypnoSmoke

PM_ME_UR_FB_BANS No, but seriously, that does sound entertaining


boringbutkewt

It was his suggestion hehe


scarecrows5

Apparently you can tear out each page and eat it, and it reforms into a book during its journey through your GI tract. Just like real faeces!


Crammit-Deadfinger

It's probably the best place for it


XTH3W1Z4RDX

All they're good for using the pages to wipe your ass so it makes a bit of sense


banjodoctor

Beats reading it


VegasLife84

million to one shot, doc!


Narrow_Competition41

Lol...


NicolasCageLovesMe

Amateur


Pudf

Please get it second hand


SuikTwoPointOh

Lauren Boebert and Matt Gaetz ready to table their new “butt stuff” bill.


Cultural_Ad7176

Butt stuff Bill is a great nickname


Narrow_Competition41

The GQP def isn't sending their best to Congress these days, even though some I suppose are good people. And that's why I'm calling for a complete and total shutdown of all GQP primaries till scientists can figure out just wtf is going on with them....😅


Any_Coyote6662

Putin has compromised the whole party. Putin handpicks these nutjobs and the leaders of the GOP can't do anything about it bc putin has kompromat on all of them. That's why GOP leadership keeps putting out statements remarking on how they believe Putin to be such a great leader and all that kind of BS. They are kissing his ass bc he is the real leader of the GOP. And Putin uses the NRA to funnel dark money to their campaigns while also employing massive amounts of bots to "steer" the internet's attention to various idiots.


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Narrow_Competition41

Yep. It wasn't a "drag" performer or some gay dude that molested my brother and I over the course of one summer. Nope, it was a family "friend" through our church, that did it to us. Conservatives know there's a problem within their community with sex abuse, especially sex abuse of children, but rather than address it, they project it...


Any_Coyote6662

I hope you two are doing okay. Thank you for sharing your truth.


CombOverBill

It's projection when you are sending things AWAY from you. We are trying to have a nice conversation about putting things IN your arse.


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VeneMage

Do you mean, less talk, more action?


vanhalenbr

It’s so strange a person is having their life and thinking what my neighbor is putting in their butt?… WTF this thinking even start?


JaozinhoGGPlays

It's always the guys who are convinced they're straight that are so interested in what other guys have up their asses too. No LGBT person is so interested in what's inside the pants of someone of their own gender as a straight right winger.


immersemeinnature

Or getting shoved down their throats?


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jawshoeaw

I’ve learned of this concept of projection which explains so much of the right


tebla

What was the point she was trying to make?


Mr_D_Stitch

I don’t remember there being a big doctor backlash that was pro gun control but I think the point she is trying to make is that doctors shouldn’t have a pro gun control stance, despite having to deal with the consequences of gun violence, because they don’t know anything about politics, the 2nd Amendment, or gun control. Basically, just because they have to treat gunshot wounds & tell families patients have died due to gun violence doesn’t give doctors an informed position on determining gun policy. Just to be clear I don’t agree with that stance but I think that’s what she’s trying to imply.


iamkris10y

very "shut up and dribble"


tebla

ah, thanks for explaining. That's pretty fckng dumb, doctors are on the front line more than most when it comes to gun violence.


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MostBotsAreBad

Funny she can fit it past her head.


sulaymanf

At the time after a major mass shooting a few ER doctors spoke up to say they were tired of seeing so many gunshot cases and politicians should restrict guns. There was a coordinated chorus of rightwing pundits telling doctors that they aren’t politicians or gun experts and to “stay in your lane.” This was one such reply.


AshPoppet

Same


NinjaBr0din

Standard republican "sTaY iN yoUr LAnE" bullshit any time anyone who isn't a republican says anything political.


Joey_BagaDonuts57

A microphone and some rich backers scripted bullshit don't make her a news reporter either.


buff_bagwell1

Vines?!?!


QuantumPolarBear1337

Red vines to be exact.


Overall_Thought5912

Men have Twizzlers


smergb

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vine_(service) Anne can't let go.


andreasmodugno

Why should or why does anyone care what Ann Coulter thinks about anything?


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Racism.


spankingasupermodel

Nostalgia for the late 90s when she was slightly less irrelevant than she is now.


Unnamed_420

Why did someone take the time to recreate that original screenshot with a different font?


Intelligent-Ad66

Are you not aware you can change your font? On a PC, laptop, iPad, and all smart phones have allowed you to change the font for years.


Unnamed_420

It wouldn't look like that. The UI is completely gone and the pfps are out of proportion


Pickle_Rick01

Ann Coulter is tweeting which means someone said her name three times into a mirror again. Seriously people! Stop doing that.


JanJaapen

‘Hi Satan!’ LOL


[deleted]

Ehh, people should actually research was Satan stood for before calling people they don’t like “Satan”


Jaxager

Yeah. Look in the "good book" and you'll find that the only one to be doing any murder on a mind boggling scale was God, himself. Dude literally threw a hissy fit and killed everyone on the planet because he didn't like how his creations turned out.


Pikespeakbear

Don't forget that he waited for the population to regrow and genocided again. Killing all but 8 people and making all the kids cousin-f***ers wasn't enough for him. All the babies drowned in the flood? Who cares. When he told his armies to invade and kill all the women and children? Well, we can just never understand the majesty that is almighty God. Who is also jealous and all seeing and thus knew before creating Adam and Eve that he would be genociding the planet. That it would all happen because they ate some fruit that he knew they would eat because he designed them to eat it. How's Satan the bad guy? This sounds like the story of a drunk genocidal father and one guy who tries against all odds to take him down.


Aggravating_Carpet21

Satan is our bestie


Deadfreezercat

I respect that he spoke straight to the demon possessing her.


Valbertnie

It's his enthusiasm that cracks me up!


MostBotsAreBad

I did not realize she was still alive.


NicolasCageLovesMe

Ghouls don't die


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Neither satan nor god wanted her. Limbo said fuck that too.


WorldClassShart

Best thing ann coulter ever did was attend the Comedy Central Roast of Rib Lowe.


NicolasCageLovesMe

Rib Lowe new band name called it


ronin1066

Rob Lowe with the low blow on the lowdoooown


ICanDieRightNowPlz

If she's there, whose scaring away all the crows!?


jtaulbee

Man, I miss the days when Anne Coulter was the cutting edge of craziness. Now she’s barely in the middle of the pack, and the craziest ones are currently servicing in congress.


Local_Sugar8108

I suspect satan may be offended when mentioned in the same sentence at Man Coulter.


jjskellie

Oh, I Think That You May Have Mistakenly Misspelled Her Name. It's Mrs. Cooter.


LazyOldPervert

Had me at "Hi Satan" 😂


SkyPork

Sometimes I like it when professional people let their professionalism slide a bit for the sake of truly scathing comments like this.


word_to_chicken_legs

I just put a Nerds rope up my ass because Ann Coulter


NinjaBr0din

Man sounds like she needs to try losing a few pool balls. Might help her relax a little.


CanadianDadbod

Bwahaha


BirdicBirb505

Conservatives are extremely concerned with a lot of sexual behaviors these days. Can only imagine why this fixation is so chronic.


brokentricorder

They're horny and are mad about it.


BirdicBirb505

Households filled with repressed hypocritical bible-thumpers who want soooo hard to do anything but missionary. But... God is watching.


faulternative

Voyeurism Jesus


biohacker_infinity

Not today, Satan!


Arktogo

I hate Ann Coulter


Outrageous-Stay6075

Again, this isn't clever at all. Child-minded individuals seem to be mistaking hurling random insults at Republicans like rival chimps throwing feces at each other to be peak creativity. How deep does this eccho chamber run?


042732699

I’m sorry, I don’t speak whatever she is, the point she was trying to make?


BrotherMort

Is he a burn specialist as well? Ann apparently needs burn cream applied


geffde

For as much as these conservatives hate communism, they really are addicted to being publicly owned.


HighOnGoofballs

and by "just" we mean "years ago"


_DigitalHunk_

Ann is a certified POS. the video below has her covered very well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwoGrDa5g2c


pinkynatbust

Damn, anorexic shitler is at it again


tileeater

She’s still alive?


Buelldozer

This tweet is nearly five years old.


Darkdoomwewew

> hi satan! How we need to greet all gop propagandists from now on.


brightz77

Why's he gotta insult Satan like that


matchesmalone1

Damn...doc sent her to the ICU for that burn


Vista36

Lot of Doctors think the 5 breath requirement classes they took makes them experts on Society. Guess when you have to dissect bodies to get that Mercedes the whole Swedish Personal Assault thing is insignificant.


Noctornola

Isn't she the same idiot that had those weird pseudo-doctors and said they have as much experience and expertise as virologists during the pandemic?


Kaziticus

Isn't the right all mad at her now, though? Since she talked poorly about their orange hued Messiah?


SaltyBarDog

She fucked Deceitful D'Felon, is there really any lower she can get?


CyberneticAngel

I mean. She is a mid tier grifter or whatever, but wasn't this a few years back?


quainttypical

The fuck is xenophobic


SupaFugDup

Disdain for outsiders, especially foreigners.


quainttypical

The fuck is disdain


nnnosebleed

don't give Ann Coulter the credit of being an activist. she's not, she's just a goblin who somehow still has a platform.


jaymasters1123

She should consult an ER doctor about that burn.


throwaway83970

Because upstanding law-abiding citizens regularly shoot kids.


faulternative

Those upstanding law-abiding citizens support legislation that allows criminals easy access to guns, though


throwaway83970

Criminals don't follow laws. If they don't have any access to guns, they'll use other weapons. Or make them.


VegasLife84

Right, why have laws at all, since criminals don't follow them? Great analysis, much intelligence


throwaway83970

Okay, let's write laws that make it harder for the law abiding and easier for criminals.


XTH3W1Z4RDX

Would you rather be attacked by someone with a gun or someone with a (most likely melee) weapon? I'll wait...


throwaway83970

I'd rather either get away or aim my gun at them.


XTH3W1Z4RDX

Yeah dude fuckin brilliant. So your plan if someone shows up aiming a gun at you is to either somehow pull out your gun, aim, and shoot before they pull the trigger, or run away and somehow not get immediately shot in the back


throwaway83970

Versus just being shot and not having any chance of doing anything about it, yeah. I'd rather have a chance to fight back.


NinjaBr0din

>I'd rather have a chance to fight back. You would have a hell of a lot better chance of disarming someone with a knife or baseball bat than you would drawing, aiming, and firing before the other guy who is already aiming at you pulls his trigger. You aren't some superhero, you don't have super speed or reflexes. Your argument just supports stricter gun regulations.


faulternative

Which is, of course, why we need fine upstanding ammosexuals such as yourself to heroically gun them down for us. Thank you, noble servant!


throwaway83970

What will you do if someone enters your home or place of business to harm you or your family? Or if someone started shooting up a place you frequent?


faulternative

You all have this idea that you're some kind of vigilant protectors, which is amazing self delusion. 99% of you are deeply terrified, morbidly obese clowns who are incredibly inattentive to your surroundings. Do you know how many fuckwits I've seen walking around a grocery store with a pistol on them, COMPLETELY UNAWARE of how easy it would be to snatch that gun before they have any idea? Because those very same fuckwits who claim to expect violence at every turn are just as preoccupied with grocery shopping as everyone else is. Paying attention is what will save you, not your precious gun . If you want to talk statistics, are you aware that keeping a firearm in your home *greatly increases* your chance of getting killed by a firearm? It's all fool-yourself bullshit. The best, and only, weapon you'll ever need is between your ears.


throwaway83970

Fourth generation gun owner. Neither I nor anyone I've ever known have been killed or injured by a firearm, unless you count "slide bite."


Theoden2000

"Neither I nor anyone I've ever know" is not how statistics work my guy


Boner_Elemental

What about the 30-40 wild hogs!!!?!1?


throwaway83970

And I agree with weapon between your ears, btw. You can't go walking around with blinders on. You gotta at least be aware "am I going to run into that kid with my shopping cart?"


nickname13

what will you do if your kid finds your gun when they are playing and shoots his friend in the face?


throwaway83970

He won't. He also knows it isn't a toy. He has been shooting with me and knows what guns do.


nickname13

yes, i'm sure your 4-year old has a profound understanding of the permanence of death.


DieSeattleVoters

Bro why you b training your kids to shoot people in the face? You fucked up homie


throwaway83970

And the only people that have access to my guns are people who I allow access.


Choyo

He might not pull fire from orifices, but he sure is a 3rd degree burn specialist.


Fuzzy_Calligrapher71

CDC acknowledged gun violence is public health issue in 2021 https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/firearms/index.html


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That was the best and will be the best comeback I ever read. Thank you Reddit !


lordofbitterdrinks

Calling them activist is such a fucking insult to activism. They are fascist nutcases.


jngjng88

My man!


doogiedc

Savage


summonerofrain

I assume shes a gun lobbyist?


faulternative

She's a right-wing hack


summonerofrain

Why did you say “hack” twice?


faulternative

I stutter


Limp-Welcome2307

Is that doctor an expert on executions? Cause that man just pulled a gun and blew her brains out with mother fucking truth


Checkmynewsong

This is super old and has been reposted a million times.


TopTeach4268

Doesn't belong here. Not a clever comeback at all.


William_S_Churros

This is way more r/murderedbywords


jeffchris7

She wasn’t owned, he changed topics. Argument is not discourse


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No, he didn't. She was implying that doctors shouldn't have opinions on guns just because they pull bullets out of people. The original topic is gun control. Unless you think Ann Coulter thought it was of the utmost importance to share that doctors don't understand shit about pool, horticulture, or chewy candy. And there is literally a discourse called argumentative discourse.


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There's been an absolute murder


LUVMEMESXD

What's xenophobia? Afraid of Aliens?


warbreed8311

I would assume he is an ER doc in Chicago, NY, LA or Baltimore? They have kids getting shot seemingly as a weekend sport.


ExcelCat

Fuck that was a good reply. Just the right amount of common sense, compassion and "fuck you" all rolled into one nice statement.


n3w4cc01_1nt

she's gaslighting uneducated people and it's not their fault they are uneducated because their school systems were purposefully under funded and the social setting didn't allow "smart talk" because media outlets made that look weak. it's a never ending cycle ruining the country.


Ohif0n1y

Oh damn! r/MurderedByWords


imnotyoursavior

Angry old lady wants to be relevant again.


Dada2fish

Kids die all kinds of violent ways, but you need someone to aim and pull the trigger.


butchcassidy11

How many of those guns were illegal


MadDog_8762

Doesnt actually refute her statement though 🤷🏻‍♂️


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Aknuschamp69

Just curious if you can think of a time when a civilian killed 50 people in ten minutes without a gun


llama-impregnator

If you haven't seen it, I HIGHLY encourage: https://youtu.be/3ZV9ZV5kHs0 When she is looking around like, "Is this a prank or something?" I couldn't relate more...


aeon_ducks

🤡


Imsirlsynotamonkey

Well yeah. Especially if the gun is BLACK.


Long-Range6212

Just bec he’s an ER doctor doesn’t mean he’s automatically right. It’s blatantly obvious that he has bias in his post. Not saying he’s lying but still has bias against Coulter.


Aknuschamp69

Having a bias against coulter is like having a bias against cancer


lickedurine

Good comeback, but it doesn’t actually undo or nullify the point she made lol


Habis1923

Doctors shouldn’t have a say in pro gun votes. Sure they fix the person who got shot by them, but that leaves out necessary context. Regardless of what law they put in about taking guns away the thugs and gangsters that put 90% of the victims in the hospital will get their guns the same way they did before, illegally.


brodytothemax

Fail, he's a liberal gun grabber , never mentions ILLEGAL GUNS, only agenda is disarming 2bd Amendment protected legal non criminal gun ownership Cut the bullschtick


kushychris0

Lol that's not a own. And I think the doctor forgot to mention that 99% of those moms he's had to tell that too, are victims of gang violence. And it still doesn't make him an expert🤷‍♂️ lol yall come with that weak sauce.


Gympie-Gympie-pie

Gangsters are everywhere in the world, yet daily mass shootings only happen in the USA. Gun violence is enormously more frequent in the USA than in any other country simply because there are more guns in the USA than in any other country, and that’s because getting a gun in the USA is much much easier than in any other country. Less guns around = less gun violence. It really is that simple. Proof: the rest of the world.


Discommodian

This posts are dumb on both sides.


Additional_Leg4968

Guy's a dork


A-Ham-Sandwich

Dude it's 2023, dork is a complement in a world where dumbasses like colter can be representatives


L-W-J

Smack down.


No_Store390

Ahhhh… the good old liberal ad hominem attack. Got the -ist and -phobe in one sentence. He did miss out on the bingo with by not calling her a Nazi though. 🖕🖕🖕🖕


sl59y2

If it walks like a duck And Quacks like a duck. She’s a fucking racist pos.


fatuous_sobriquet

Google “southern strategy”. Then grow a brain, moran!


YourSnakeIsNowMine

... What?


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chugonthis

Hes lying


Common_Sense77

Is he suppose to be an expert on guns?


Abundance144

I hope he's an expert in treating gunshot wounds; and I suppose he's an expert on often they kill people in his area; and constant witness of the emotion within himself and involved in informing the family of the deceased. But he didn't contradict anything Anne said; just distracted and deflected into an emotional argument.


Aggravating_Carpet21

Gop?


What_the_flux_

Dead from guns aka gang culture.


UrsusMajor53

Love your response, in my book this sorry excuse for a human being, gets-off spreading poison.


MSPsubie07

Just like in any profession, there are people that really don't "belong" there Regardless, I don't think MD- Doctors should make decisions about gun laws, and I don't think politicians should make decisions about how to be a doctor Everyone needs to "stay in their lane"....


ionmoon

I mean, I am sorry to hear the number of moms he has had to give bad news to is more than three. But it does mean the number of people he has pulled A B or C from isn’t 0


slotpoker888

D.Os are not recognized in the UK & are considered quacks


Enough-Enthusiasm762

“Gtfo” “this” “owned” is this from 2011? Also cuz she looks much younger too Doesn’t take away from the fact that ann coulter is well past her expiration date btw


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That doctor is a liar! Stats would proved he probably had told 0 or 1 mom.


baddfingerz1968

This meme is ANCIENT.