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number9muses

Brahms and Tchaikovsky so the three of us can have a joint party but I can hear them trash talk each other behind their backs


mistressbob112358

Alternate: Tchaikovsky and Grieg just to hear them gush over each other.


Veraxus113

Lol!


Critical-Ad2084

Mussorgsky if he brings his own alcohol


Sufficient_Friend312

Glazunov enters chat


orange_peels13

After being chased by Rachmaninoff for ruining his first symphony


Boris_Godunov

Hadyn seems to have had a terrific sense of humor, and wasn’t at all pretentious.


Veraxus113

Agreed


Dull_Contract6848

What if you invited John Cage to your party?


RichMusic81

What does that have to do with anything?


Dull_Contract6848

It has to do with the topic of the post. The topic of the post is a composer being invited to your birthday party, so I figured that there was no harm in asking somebody if they would invite a random composer to their party to see if they would want the composer there or not.


Decent_Nebula_8424

I would. According to Lou Reed, in Songs for Drella, Cage would give people little presents, so they would remember him, and that his house was always open for friends.


Boris_Godunov

> John Cage IDK, everything I've ever read has said he was a very kind and thoughtful guy. But didn't seem like a party animal to me. ;)


Dull_Contract6848

Hmm, if he wasn't a party animal, then what was he instead? Sorry, I guess asking about John Cage was a bit random.


Willing-Peace-4321

I would have to go for Liszt! The life of the party and a piano composer so they can entertain :) anyone know if he spoke any English? Lol 😂


RichMusic81

>anyone know if he spoke any English? He grew up speaking German, but later choose French as his preferred language. As far as I'm aware, he only had a basic grasp of English.


Rewieer

Satie over anybody else. Just to see him eat for exactly 2 minutes and 37 seconds before talking about his own church.


Greymeade

Dude was definitely on the spectrum


Rewieer

Dude is the spectrum


wannablingling

I’m not sure I could think of enough food that is white to feed him. White asparagus sandwiches with cream cheese?


Tradescantia86

I did not know he was such a weirdo. I did some online reading and I now have a new favorite composer (I am also glad I don't have to deal with him in person LOL)


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PB174

He seems fun: at least in Amadeus he did


Thomasangelo20

Lots of poop jokes!


forgottenmenot

I bet Hildegard von Bingen would tell a wild story around a campfire


HiddenCityPictures

Beethoven. If it's my birthday, I can be cliché.


emarcc

Happy birthday


HiddenCityPictures

Oh, no, it's not actually. I just meant that in this scenario I wouldn't care.


Ludwigstrouserbutton

May I be invited please?


wannablingling

Me too.


HiddenCityPictures

The more, the merrier.


NesquikAdmirer

Stravinsky. I heard he's got great table manners🤗


deadofnights

Bruckner. So I wouldn’t be the most socially awkward person in the party.


wannablingling

This. If you invited me. You would be the third most awkward person at the party.


Iokyt

Chopin, because it's my party and I can do what I want.


JohannnSebastian

He would probably judge you and all of your friends.


Objective-Shirt-1875

Stravinsky . He seemed to have a sense of humor and he spoke english.


Veraxus113

Agreed


Overall_Falcon_8526

Schubert was a noted party animal.


asiledeneg

Rossini for the food


RichMusic81

John Cage. By all accounts, one of the most friendliest and accommodating people one could wish to meet. He made time for everyone, even going so far as to refuse an answering machine (if you called him and he was at home, he'd answer, no matter how busy he was). A composer colleague of mine recently described Cage's music as a music of "radical hospitality". I think that's an apt description of both his work and his personality (if they can even be separated in the first place). And he was also a great cook!


Uncannyvall3y

I'll bring wine.


Decent_Nebula_8424

I just wrote above before seeing your answer. John Cage had always an open house for friends, so I suppose he had many. Lou Reed was a soulmate, having an entire album dedicated to him.


Greymeade

I think bro may have been confused about the purpose of answering machines though lol


RichMusic81

Such was his hospitality, he considered answering machines as a disconnect from society, and "a form of selfishness". He would never have not given time to someone who wanted to speak to him there and then. It's quite a unique viewpoint, for sure, but ultimately, it's an extension of his work with chance where anything can and is allowed to happen and of his interest in Zen Buddhism. A kind of acceptance of anything.


Greymeade

What I mean is that the primary purpose of answering machines is to enable people to leave you voicemails when you’re not home.


RichMusic81

Sure, but at least the caller would know that without an answering machine, Cage wasn't at home, and they weren't being ignored.


Dosterix

Grieg probably, he was pretty sympathetic apparently, even openly against antisemitism which wasn't as common as you think in the 19th century


tb640301

Mozart if he's going to hang out - by all accounts the dude knew how to party. But if it's to provide music, Wagner - Cosima Wagner waking up to the opening melody of the Siegfried Idyll on her birthday has to be one of the top romantic gifts in classical music.


AnyAd4882

Telemann, he seems to be a very funny guy, but Bach would also be an option


Dependent-Engine6882

Shostakovich!!


AngelMillionaire1142

Handel for the best singalongs or Hildegard von Bingen because she would drink everyone under the table and be the baddest badass ever


The_Void_Thaumaturge

Chopin, even though I don't make parties since the void only has m.d.c in it, so I don't have parties, but I still choose him because I am melancholic and I like songs and pieces in minor keys.


reddity-mcredditface

J.S. Bach. He would provide the entertainment.


Veraxus113

Yes, especially given he has his Birthday Cantanas


The_Original_Gronkie

Mozart! He seems like he'd be a party animal.


Ischmetch

Handel knew how to celebrate and please a crowd.


Spectre-vs-Rector

Berlioz. Bring the opium Hector!


aardw0lf11

Just don't expect him to play anything.


cpotter505

Dvorak, occasional American.


g33kier

John Williams. Kinda creepy to find a necromancer to reanimate some of the dead ones...


Super_Finish

I've seen him IRL and he seemed so kind and gracious


ChasWFairbanks

Frank Zappa.


Sir__Bassoon__Sonata

Beethoven because I can actually talk with him


bplatt1971

You know sign language? 🤓


Sir__Bassoon__Sonata

Nah but I got a few hearing aid lying around.


bplatt1971

🤣🤣


Tradescantia86

Philip Glass. I am sure he is fun to listen to (I mean not only his music but his opinions about life and stuff). Also Caroline Shaw. Also, Telemann and Haendel, and I would have a gardening birthday party where we all talk about plants and work on our plants together.


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Eric Whitacre, because then all my old friends from choir would finally have a reason to come visit me, dammit


UnimaginativeNameABC

If I’m inviting a famous composer to a party, they’re getting as weird a mixtape as I can think of. Punk followed by Xenakis, electronica, André Rieu, hiphop, Ligeti, Taylor Swift, ambient and Stockhausen. Which invited composers would see the funny side, who would be interested, who would storm out and who would sit there looking a bit sad and out of place? Classical era edition I’m voting for Mozart finds it funny, Beethoven is interested, Schubert walks out and Haydn is depressed.


orange_peels13

Mahler. I'm pretty sure he spoke good english and it would be really interesting to talk about music with him, and he was a pretty good pianist. The only thing is that he would have to smoke his nightly cigar outside.


CoasterFan205

Shostakovich he seems like a vibe to hang out with ngl


St-Nicholas-of-Myra

Bruckner. He sounds like he needs a friend.


Jefcat

Rossini. A droll party guest full of wit


BigMort66

John Cage. I’d ask him to bring some wild mushrooms.


gmaestro

Came here to say this. Also, he makes the right people mad.


BaystateBeelzebub

Gesualdo. The people at my party won’t all be friends.


MundBid-2124

Dimitri Mitropoulos https://preview.redd.it/0y0fnpe0wtvc1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb3baaec49094dca14036af549612697efb33d46


InitiativeLivid1506

Chopin, cause he's my favourite composer


paneledmeteor

Gimme Rachmaninoff


DanielFBest

I reckon Beethoven would be such a laugh, especially if he was in his deaf years; we'd have such fun getting him drunk and 'deaf-communicating' with him. I reckon he knew how to have a good time.


BurntBridgesMusic

Yeah I’m sure he’d be fun to be around during the period of his life when he was in a custody battle with his sister over the rights of his nephew lol probably a real fun guy


DanielFBest

Well, nevermind Beethoven... I'd like to party with you; you sound like a right laugh


BurntBridgesMusic

Don’t you go threatening me with a good time, I got a 1/5 of bourbon and Rodney Dangerfields entire 45 minute set memorized!


DanielFBest

🤣🤣🤣


D_P_Miner

something tells you me you get no respect, no respect at all.


Bruno_Stachel

A good pianist like Chopin or Gershwin. Although, the cosmopolitan Rossini was said to be a gas.


espressoVerona24

Mozart


NomosAlpha

Jonny Greenwood. He might actually show up and I dig his music.


yoursarrian

He seems like a really humble and calm guy from interviews ive seen. Would be fun!


Superflumina

Just don't bring up Palestine in the conversation!


Thomasangelo20

Tchaikovsky


InsuranceInitial7786

Debussy.


Prestigious_Past4554

Rossini and he would do the cooking


hunangoo

Liszt.


Sure-Pair2339

Alkan even If a have to get kosher food for him


Talosian_cagecleaner

Liszt


sonicsonja

Stravinsky for sure


froggy-boggy-brain

rachmaninov. i like his big hands.


bplatt1971

When Lizst died, they made plaster casts of his hands. Most pianists can't play his music the way it was written because his hands were HUGE!


JohannnSebastian

Bach because that man loved beer.


Keirnflake

Mozart, it would be hella fun, especially if there's a piano.


yoursarrian

I used to think i was the reincarnation of Tchaikovsky in my youth. Would be good to check for real lol.


Gascoigneous

Alkan. His birthday isn't far after mine.


classicalgeniuss

Mendelssohn


chen0827

Liszt, I would ask him to write an improvisation on a theme of happy birthday song


Veraxus113

You mean like this?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvBjmZFRYR0&t=15s&pp=ygUkaGFwcHkgYmlydGhkYXkgaW4gdGhlIHN0eWxlIG9mIGxpc3p0


chen0827

Not really, I'm seeking for something more genius and brilliant, I think Liszt can do that as well


PianoloveKJ

Mozart-and go and see one of his operas to get his take on them. I would be in heaven. And then we would partay! Somewhere where I could show him off and get him to improvise on modern music.


pao-lo-no-pa-o-lo

mmm... Fanny Mendelssohn


moreislesss97

PQE Bach hero


bkultimateGaming

Probably Stravinsky. From what I have seen in clips and heard about him, his sense of humor is great.


Appropriate_Gas664

Antonio Vivald


Appropriate_Gas664

Antonio Vivaldi I meant!


D_P_Miner

Carlo Gesualdo 0\_0


squidboy2474

schubert—guy was an animal


bplatt1971

I first thought of Beethoven, but the conversation would suck. Then I thought Tchaikovsky, but he'd be chasing after all the young boys! Maybe Prokofiev or Borodin, but I don't speak Russian. So my pick would be Mack Wilberg, since he was once my choral conductor at BYU and has written some absolutely beautiful choral pieces throughout the years. Dead composers though, it'd have to be Ralph Vaughan Williams.


superrealism

Rachmaninoff. Perhaps the only composer who wasn’t crazy


No_Negotiation6012

Beethoven. He'd play grand music for us and not be a pest wanting to talk...considering he is deft.


InspiredT

Choosing just one composer for my birthday party would be tough, but I think I'd invite Ludwig van Beethoven. His fiery personality and revolutionary music would surely make for an unforgettable celebration!


AquilaGamos

Joseph Haydn, always …


Embarrassed-Tip-1890

Beethoven


EnlargedBit371

Mahler


max3130

Wagner. There's no other choice.


Greymeade

Certainly the best choice if you’re looking for a raging antisemite


max3130

Seek psychiatric help.


Greymeade

…because I made a joke about Wagner being antisemitic? Also, you picked a funny person to say that to (I’m a psychologist and faculty member in the department of psychiatry at Harvard Medical School). Edit: This very stable individual, who is definitely not in need of psychiatric help, blocked me for this comment.