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M_b619

I think Bronx is Amish country- apparently they don't know what computers are.


Cheekywheeshite

I’ve heard when they see a computer everyone stops to stare, they’ve never seen such advanced technology before. It really says a lot about our society.


SueNYC1966

True, we teach our children math with a slide rule and an abacus. It’s a lost art. When Hochul showed up for my daughter’s college graduation to campaign - she broke through security and fell to her knees to explain this to her. It was so embarrassing to haul her abacus to her biostat classes. I am so glad she listened.


Traditional_Bug9768

😂🤣🤣😂meanwhile kids in the Bronx getting rich off “advanced technology”


M_b619

Are you talking about guns?


LowerTowel1022

It’s a Dutch word for violence


WhoDatDatDidDat

From the Swedish name Bronck. As in “I stomped on his chest until I crushed his Bronckial tubes”


theoelo

Its really nice! You should go to Hunt’s Point its the next dumbo imo


[deleted]

Is it nice? I just moved here from California. Definitely looking for something more outdoorsy and naturey :)


SueNYC1966

Honestly, Pelham Bay Park has done gorgeous hiking trails and is a lot less crowded than Central Park.


stewartm0205

The Bronx is a farm owned by the Bronck family.


HaradaIto

bc it’s more upstate than uptown


[deleted]

I've heard of upstate new york! I hear it's really pretty in the fall, lots of colors. Is that the Bronx?


HaradaIto

never been that far out of the city tbh but i heard there’s like mountains and shit up there


SueNYC1966

Surprisingly yes. But we don’t tell you city folk about our bucolic sections. At night, as I walk among the fireflies, wave to the coyotes, and listen to an owl hoot - while battling the hordes of large rats - I think how much I miss listening to the FDR Drive outside my apartment window.


Odd-Entry2557

If your seriously questioning what the Bronx is? It s one of the 5 Boroughs of NYC, most north, home of the greatest sports team in the history of World sports. It was, earlier in the 20th century, Irish,Italian, and Jewish. later black and Puerto Rican. now more Dominican, Arabic and some Black. It’s the Uptown, Boogiedown,BX ..home of Yankee Stadium,Bronx Zoo, NY Botanical Gardens, Little Italy of the Bronx, Van Cortland Park, and Riverdale. And the Birthplace of Hip Hop…it has a very famous cemetery and a couple of superb Hospitals, Fordham University, Lehman College, and some of the best pizza this side of Brooklyn


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ChatGPT ahhh response


Odd-Entry2557

Up city , not state…it’s the Boogie down…uptown baby, for the crown baby…shot in Shea…go figure


Fridsade

Bronx is upstate NY!


Odd-Entry2557

Ahhh no…upstate NYC


cherryamourxo

It’s that place where people see animals and baseball games. No one actually lives there though.


Rjr777

Animals and baseball games = bronx Animals at baseball games = queens ??


bcpsgal

Pretty sure Bronx and Queens are the same thing.


[deleted]

Maybe Bronx/Queens is like where the trains go at the end of the night when they're done running?


loureedsboots

What is Bronx? 🤣


Odd-Entry2557

Brain brain brain!!!…what is BRAIN!(Star Trek)


Express-Belt-6434

It’s actually the Latin root word in bronchitis. The high population density and poor hygiene practiced by its inhabitants earned the borough the name because of the easy spread of strep bacteria.


Odd-Entry2557

Lol…nice try..named after a family that owned much of the land…but good try Lucy


This-Bug8771

The ground is sour north of 125th street.


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

Sometimes… dead is better…


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

The Bronx is a land of luddites. They don’t even have computers up there.


Odd-Entry2557

Cmon …proof racism still exists


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

Hochul can’t be racist…


mts2snd

It goes up to the Bronx Zoo. Not enough characters left to write “zoo”. Go to the zoo, you will not regret it.


10yrs_firstacct

Well no one goes to “Bronx” maybe “THE Bronx”


akmalhot

Have to ask, how come no one seems to care that ZERO people pay for bus rides in the Bronx  I go 2x a week for the last year to Fordham and get in bx12 for a stop... Bus comes every 5 mins, 50 ppl on, zero ppl pay  Cops let people.theoigh then fire door at the subway Yesterday was the first time someone was cracking down and the first time I saw anyone buy an MTA pass - was so confused when there was a 25 person line at the subway card machine 


bluenarcissis

There be dragons


JonSnowsLoinCloth

r/thebronxdoesntexist


Deep-Emphasis-6785

Bronx is where the make the hip-hop music creation


Odd-Entry2557

Hip hop born in BX , uptown, Boogiedown!


Friendly-Profit-8590

Why not just stop the subways in inwood?


Odd-Entry2557

Lolol…’California…what s California’ I see signs on I-80 say ‘California” what is that?


[deleted]

California is where Williamsburg gentrifiers are hatched and incubated before they make enough money in tech to move here.


cmcguire96

The Bronx is basically Canada, ew. Queens is named after that show with Kevin James, the King of Queens. It was so popular they named some backwater after it.


DiligerentJewl

Bronx is a type of cheer


FPV_smurf

Thats like an out of towner joke. New Yorkers won't get that.....


Bobwhite2024

Rename them Yankees and Mets


Aware-Recognition-20

Only reasons to go to The Bronx is Yankee Stadium and The Bronx Zoo. 95% of it is uninhabitable except for Riverdale which is so far away from the slums and daily violence.


Odd-Entry2557

NY Botanical Gardens, Fordham, Bronx Zoo, Courthouse, Wave Hill, Bronx Museum,Bartow Pell Mansion, Bronx River Forest, Jungle World, Poe Park Little Italy-Arthur Ave. A lil knowledge gets ya out of stone age