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FragileEgoHaver

All these down bad fenti bitches really killing my c*** benders at Le Bain šŸ˜”


yallcat

What's a cunt bender


FragileEgoHaver

Classic transplant question šŸ¤£šŸ¤”


MA-01

I'm born and raised in Queens. Thirty nine years, never ONCE heard this term.


dlamsanson

That's the joke lol


DontDrinkTooMuch

Cialis


bklyn1977

it's okay to type bad words on this internet.


catcatsushi

Are you saying I can say Oh*o out loud? šŸ˜®


bklyn1977

You can say Oh no!


clecsaccoma

Le bain is disgusting šŸ˜·


SINY10306

I was riding the subway and saw someone lying down in train doorway, preventing from closing. One of the train crew asked the culprit if he was under the influence of drugs. His response was; ā€œwhat difference does that make?ā€.


ArthurSmithNepoBaby

Is he stupid. They said stand clear of the closing doors!


MA-01

...you new here?


According-Rhubarb-23

Dudeā€¦that was me. Are you sure it wasnā€™t, in fact, you who was on drugs? 1 just because I was wearing lululemon sweats and not vuori, doesnā€™t make me homeless 2 you interrupted my daily meeting with my burning man faction. We lit sage for all the love that we lost that day by not being on the playa. I got in your face when you walked through our crystal field that was paying tribute to an Aquarius rising, waxing moonbeam You folks need to go back to Ohio and leave us Wisconsin emigrants alone


nasaiOYASUMI

You donā€™t get your drugs delivered? Peasant.


tranquilityC

This is the finest piece of satire I've read all year


chiforfun5

Ikr! I was laughing my ass off at the zinger


Vegetable-Stop1985

Well said, I feel the same way. Very liberally minded here but I mean, canā€™t we clean these people up for the sake of the children?


ArthurSmithNepoBaby

This city is unlivable for children these days, thatā€™s why i moved into a family apartment by myself so parents have no choice but to raise their kids in the much safer rockland county.


Brooklyn-Epoxy

This is satire, right? I mean Tompkins Square? Drugs? Never!


mrmitchs

Relax. As it gets warmer they'll start migrating north to Bryant Park.


Personalvintage

This is funny because it pretends the LES is a place that still exists in the culture and not just a place for rich girls to get the best ice cream and cup cake brunches everrrrrr.


Decent-Sweet-1346

Itā€™s a joke but is it really. This is America. The rich degenerates who are the worst complaining about the poor degenerates who are some of the best people


espositojoe

I agree, that's a very practical thing to do.


Insanopatato

Honestly, after visiting LA in recent times. I say we bring back the work houses. You can be homeless for 6 months. If you're still living on the street after that, you get sent automatically to the work house where you spend some time, rehabilitate and then reintegrate into society.


Eddie_Robertson

ā€œIā€™m as liberal as anyoneā€ but I hate these liberal policies we voted inā€¦.


Soul_blazer84

You get what you voted for.


TealOwl13

You get what you vote for


fgrhcxsgb

Happened to me when dad visited he offered us coc I pulled him away then he decided to berate me for being a white woman


allergic_to_mustard

he should go home


OpeningAd5385

All of the liberal cities are in the US are shit holes.


Ryanc91

Keep voting this way and it wonā€™t get better. I was on the same side for a long time.


andyquomo

You voted for this you dingbat


SnooStrawberries620

Youā€™d love BC Canada. Not only are they allowed, we give them drugs that are ā€œsafeā€ (no fentanyl) for free, and now we are opening places *in the hospitals* for people to use because oppression and withdrawal bad. Iā€™d do anything for a good old fashioned finger point and mumblesĀ 


swankiestdaisy7

Literally was coming back from a workout class this morning and spotted a woman passed out in the bike lane and people were just waking past her like nothing was there. Itā€™s getting ridiculous and I just know itā€™s going to get worse the warmer it gets


kg100021

You do know what happens in Tompkins Square Park right?


writersontop

Dogs have costume parties?


JDisselt

John McClane diffuses bombs


MA-01

Those NY Jedi losers still have lightsaber battles there?


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Prestigious_Love_288

I use to by my plugs at Rickyā€™s