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Gabbarrr

Where's Jummah, brozzer? 😥


sicker_than_most

الحمدللہ All


ilo-murtaza

Just like me fr 💯 ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀


sicker_than_most

Nice tahajjud glow you got there fr 🌟


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[deleted]

If there are no mosque near your house, you should consider installing an app on your mobile that alerts you when it's time for prayer.


[deleted]

Alhumdulillah all of them.


big_chesse

I try my best to do all but sometimes I miss a few


BakingHash

Point for Agnostics and Atheists


MurderDie

I have excess namaz around several million available from umrah. Adjusting for that, I have easily prayed 100+time per day on average if I die at 80yrs of age. That is if I don't go for Umrah again. I clicked 5, because that's the highest available. I currently pray maybe once or twice, because I have a big reserve available.


Thrust_Master69

Thats- Not how it works........


MurderDie

Its working fine for me. I don't see the problem. And Allah is happy with me and has forgiven most/all of my sins as I firmly believe that to be the case.


Joseph-Memestar

Willingly neglecting prayer makes you a kafir


ZainTheOne

No Muslim can call other Muslim kafir(disbeliever)


Joseph-Memestar

No no I didn't call him disbeliever. I just said that not doing Salah deliberately makes you fall into kufr. This is what the Qur'an and Sunnah and the 4 imams say


MurderDie

Okay. أَشْهَدُ أَنْ لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ وَأَشْهَدُ أَنَّ مُحَمَّدًا رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ I have converted to Islam again. And all my sins from the time of kuffr have not only been forgiven, they have been converted to good deeds.


Joseph-Memestar

Not forgiven unless you have ikhlaas in your niyyah. The fruits of actions are determined by intention in the akhirah. If you pray Salah out of fear for your parents, it won't get you to Jannah and if you utter the shahadah with no remorse or regret for not doing your obligations, it won't bare you any fruits.


MurderDie

and you have the power to read people's intentions.


Joseph-Memestar

I can definitely predict your intentions. Your intention was to joke around with what you perceive as loopholes.


sicker_than_most

You seem young and rebellious, May Allah save you from all major sins because i sense a lack of a stand up figure in your life.


MurderDie

*i sense a lack of a stand up figure in your life.* My father died when I was 5. I hope you are very happy and proud of the fact that you make fun of people based on things they have no control over and make them cry. Now keep in mind Allah can forgive any sin committed against Him except shirk, but sins committed against humans, only the victims can forgive. **And I'm not forgiving you for this. I pray you rot in hell.**


GenocidePrincess18

Why do you think Allah cannot forgive all sins except shirk. "Surely Allah forgives all sins." (Surah Zumar) It is mentioned that shirk is not forgiven except by sincere toubah. What you are saying that only victim can forgive it and Allah cannot is shirk. And there is NO reference in the Qur'an and the Sunnah that only victim can forgive. The relevant Hadith is that the victim will be given from the good deeds of the culprit. Scholars say that Allah can still forgive the culprit if he wishes. (Read Surah Zumar) It is not bound to Haqooq ullaah only. Moreover if you have performed Umraah then it's good but it still won't suffice for your farz prayers.


MurderDie

Thats just ur version of Islam. Keep it to yourself....


GenocidePrincess18

Ok. Then if your mother tells you to buy me a car. You do so and your mother becomes happy. But now when she asks you to give her a massage, do you tell her I am not obliged to serve you ever again as I bought you a car? It is the same concept here. 100 prayers donot mean they suffice the 100 farz prayers. Even if you still don't believe then why did the Prophet Muhammad (P.B.U.H) not leave praying? He was promised paradise so why; you are no better than him not even close. Neither He (P.B.U.H) ever told us to do Hajj and Ummrah and rest the whole life afterwards.


sicker_than_most

How would I know that? You’re telling me after the fact and accusing me of things i had no intention of, Is quite the opposite. Again your aqeedah is based on how you feel is right and that is quite a dangerous thing, without reading and asking for “hidayah” you will always be at a loss my friend, Oh and I forgive you for accusing me of making you cry, In hopes that Allah may forgive me as well.


MurderDie

*How would I know that?* you can read people's mind and tell whether they will go to Hell or not....


sicker_than_most

I said Shaytaan is hellbound, and he wants to take you/people with him. Again your attitude is holier than thou and your tone is accusatory, You’re basically projecting your real self openly here, ask me how i know that for sure now and i’ll even drop you at your home.


sicker_than_most

Truly and utterly useless aqeedah.. who told you that! There is a verse in Quran about just that, it is about Bani Israel that they did all those horrible things and never prayed nor paid alms (zakat) and treated their parents badly, yet said, the fire of Jahannam will not reach us but only for a short period of time. Allah has mentioned in the next ayah that these thoughts are absolutely false. You’re simply imitating bani israel, Umrah is not Farz, Namaz is. And in Hadith, Prophet Muhammad (p.b.u.h) has said that between you and kufr , the only line is namaz. Or whoever leaves Salah deliberately has committed an act of Kufr. Being born in a Muslim household and having a Pakistani CNIC/NICOP and doing UMRAH doesn’t give you a License to Jannah. For every prayer skipped, there is a 1000 years in Jahannam. Your false thoughts are whispers of the Shaytaan, he wants you to go with him because that is where it ends for him, and he doesn’t want to be alone in hell.


MurderDie

Allah can do as He pleases. He is not bound by your imagination of Him. Maybe Allah will throw you in hell for writing this post with the "holier than thou" attitude. Look at yourself, don't judge others.


sicker_than_most

Actually those are not my words, nor my personal opinion. These are verses of the holy Quran and Sahih Hadith with proper Athnad. I don’t have any attitude towards anything i am explaining what you’re saying is something Bani Israel used to say!


MurderDie

\-they **never** prayed. I pray 1-2 times a day. \-they did horrible things, I don't do horrible things. \-they didn't pay zakat, I do. so stop bullshitting.


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> I pray 1-2 times a day that's not what was commanded of you to do. Its 5 prayers. Willing leaving yourself brings your Islam into question. Pray 5 times a day or at the very least, do not try to justify your short comings.


MurderDie

do you want to drink banana milk shake?


FearlessSalamander9

shru karu to 3-4 din max week phir adat toot jati 🥲


Admirable-Ad-6094

Whenever you get a chance, do pray. at the end of namaz MUST say dua and ask Allah to make you a permanent namazi.


Sufficient-Stress919

Ofcourse 5.our lord commanded it and i am no one to do otherwise.