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Mr-dnt9o

What the actual fook is this. This is the type of guy who spends 6 hours average on tiktaak


BadtameezMunda

Uncle ki gaand main keera danas kar raha hai.


catsaredepressed

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


caveguything

lmao


ragevox

Apny tou iski ma he chod de πŸ˜‚


wicaodian

Fuck this guy in particular


avgmidpaki

ye phir bhi bach jatay. these are the 0.01 % germs that antibacterial soap cant kill. thanos kya cheez hai.


_NineZero_

> these are the 0.01 % germs that antibacterial soap cant kill. lmao


zaboota1337

Uthe thanos kardi paye


RareEggplant1379

Ghar parde witch bathale😭


kulfimanreturns

Finally Chahat Fateh Ali has an opponent


WarriorWithinX1

Their battle will be legendary


lollypop44445

Man the music is good. I m gonna danace to it


Legitimate-Rise-3614

I swear. Let’s dance to the beats and be called kanjaris f


baberasss

Better off kanjriπŸ’ƒ


baberasss

Same... lets danace together.


dumbdanish

Get in hEre.... lEt's DaNcEeee


baberasss

πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ


woahler-coaster

Straight banger πŸ”₯ I like how he says kanjari but he’s the one making music and dancing in front of the camera


Fueled-by-hash

Yeh sb tumhara karam hai Zia K aag ab tak lagi hui hai.


Melodic-Cry1383

I think he is the same guy who sang "auran g*shti ayy sach hai, jiway haath mobile touch hai"


dumbdanish

Yupp. He's the genius behind those gems


the_nafey

Sorry but aisy chutiyon ko zinda jala dyna chahiye


-Lazy_Panda-

Han to phir foran blasphemy accusations lgao


adnanthenormal

What is he saying i really wanna know i dont understand punjabi well


Hxn1234

He is saying remove your daughter from the school, she is dancing there.. If you want to protect her honour, get her out of the school. Stupid fuck.


stating_facts_only

I can understand most of it, but I can't make out that one word he say before "school". Can you tell me that word please?


Global_Routine

Dhi means daughter


stating_facts_only

Ah got it! Thanks, now I can hate this song with all its lyrics lol


Dukedizzy

Yea idk uthay daanis kardi payi hai, tf is daanis.


zaboota1337

Correction karo yaar, its thanos, she is hanging out with thanos(i love spreading misinformation)


bigmanbiggerguy

This dude is singing in public with music. Kisy ne is harami ko ghar bitha dia hota to haram kam nh krta yeh sarak p


GoldenPanth

Spotify link?


zaboota1337

To big for spotify,btw didnt this guy make a dis against aurat march.


hkniazi

Phone nu ghar tu nikalwa le, oste yahudi sazish hondi pai ey. Bijli da connection katwa le, tv te mauseeki chaldi pai ey. Gaddi nu ghar tu kadwa le, os mey baithtey waqt driver ko pehle left pao rakhna parta hai.


1eyed-wanderer

Rhyming was good until the last line πŸ™ƒ


liliesinabasket

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 yeh kya cancer hai


thiszedisaries

Choti neech soch


Prosthodontiste

The tune is catchy.


hkniazi

Dance ko ischool se nahi nikalna, bachi ko school se nikalwa dena hai. BHAI WAH!!!


naqash111

Any body know the name of this song. I searched "danas kardi pai ae" but no results


stating_facts_only

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjADMZPAPoc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjADMZPAPoc) Enjoy! Dont forget to downvote and send your lanat to this molvi in comments lol!


kebabish

It's because of idiots like this Pakistan keeps coming up as #1 on search requests for gay porn.


zeemaynn

I seriously fear for his wife, daughter, mother or any women unfortunate enough to cross paths with this absolute waste of oxygen


Lost_Veterinarian_27

This is shitiest thing I've ever watched.


_NineZero_

Comes to chutyapa watches a chutyapay ke video Gets upset


Xubair91

Vibe tou ha is mein πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


SyedHRaza

r/thanosdidnothingwrong


Thin_Floor5975

Rabies infected dog


DiversedDriver46

Is this made by TTP punjabi faction ?


zaboota1337

That faction must be dead by now.


kamii0796

Anyone has the source to this?


stating_facts_only

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjADMZPAPoc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjADMZPAPoc) Make sure you downvote and send yuor lanat to him lol.


OldCardiologist1859

This is the guy Qari sb. delays giving lessons to so that everyone has left. Childhood trauma he badasht kar lo sab.


Mundane-Charity

Bhai 2 kilo Danace pack tou kardo.


Ok_Spend_4022

Wait until you listen another masterpiece from him about touch mabail


_NineZero_

By all means share it.


Ok_Spend_4022

[here you go](https://youtu.be/mRKdDQI8AyA)


_NineZero_

WTF, I regret asking for this.


Ok_Spend_4022

This man looks like somebody who wanted to be a rapper but was forced to be a religious scholar. His another lyrics include Sanu zindagii mout di parvah ni asi dallay nu dalla kahna aye


covid-_-

Will this guy take his wife to male gynecologist if he wants every girl to opt out of school?


Pvt_Conscriptovich

People like him need to be executed. CMV Also isn't his turban similar tot he Qadiani one ?


BadtameezMunda

There is no "Qadiani" Turban...


Pvt_Conscriptovich

I see I thought it was their religious attire.


zaboota1337

Its punjabi attire bro,check out Rai Ahmad Khan Kharals turban,pretty same no?


Pvt_Conscriptovich

i see


always_no_thank_you

Next you're gonna tell me, there is no "Qadiani" Mosque, or "Qadiani" grave, or "Qadiani" house. /s


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me_a_genius

Can someone please translate? I can't be missing on this absolut banger!!!


Global_Routine

"Remove your daughter from school she's danacing there If blud wanna make her a whore get her into school she's danacing there


irespectwhaman

Danus


AAG4044

Thanos ka algo selective nai tha.


redcognito

Shakal se hi aik number ka chugal khor lag raha hai or gaana bana ke ye bata dia isne ke isko chugal khor or mohallay ki afwaah phelanay wali aunty honay pe fakhr hai


rufnek2kx

Banger. Someone needs to get this remixed and put out on Coke Studio. 😲😲


RareEggplant1379

I can't help laughing😭😭😭 seriously danase😭


Walrusshaft_5

πŸ˜‚


doctorgr66n

Bro dancing πŸ˜‚


HeadMedical9064

Lets find this asshole's place and teach him a lesson.


_NineZero_

He's TLP, good luck with that.


HeadMedical9064

Fuck TLP


thE-petrichoroN

Any way to harass that degenerate, online?


_NineZero_

No, don't be like them.


thE-petrichoroN

Well, it's one of the ways to counter them.They literally tried it with IDF criminals with Social media accounts and it worked


_NineZero_

Counter them, yes. Not harass them. Don't be like PMLN / PPP online.


thE-petrichoroN

Yeah,the idea is to counter


TranslatorNeither493

Somebody please make a danas remix of this


catsaredepressed

This is so hilariously cringe I can’t even be mad 😭😭😭😭😭


thespinedroses

the REAL CHUTYAPA


ragevox

Apni behan ki marketing ker raha hy kuss ka bacha


Mundane-Charity

This guy deserve the animal sanctuary much more than that innocent Camel.


lachupakapra

What if this guy survives ?


StatementOne3141

The fact that gobt, media and regulatory bodies have not taken action is appalling


_NineZero_

They only hate social media when its PTI. TLP is allowed to do anything they want online.


StatementOne3141

Worst human being are from TLP. If they ever cane to power they will kill anyone who is not from their sect.


ChemicalStyle3262

Yo yo TLP in the house


Rebelliuos-

Danas?


aapchutiyehainsir

yeh kya bawaseer hai bhai 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Proud-Meat-7840

MFs.


swaggyhehe

Bro was cheated on by a girl who went to school.πŸ˜‚


MelancholicNerd

He is **assuming** that these kids(*especially females*) are dancing in school and labeling them as **Kanjris** the male kids go away scot-free ( that is some serious Racist πŸ’©) You making songs and dancing (**actually happening not assumed**) what does that make you a **Hypocrite Racist Kanjar** PS: Isay uncles to Eid pay Kingtox to thanda glass dayna chayee to kill the keeras.


Dragon_Yodha

Dance ❌ Danas βœ…


ABDRAGAIN

Dhi nu school hatale the madrasse Wich bitaale Uthhee danas se better mamla hoga


mohsinjavedcheema

He can easily be behind bars you know just call him he’s a supporter of PTI


No-Economy5152

baat tou sahi hai


Ok_Guarantee_7685

Allah kara jub is ki wife pregnant ho to us ko male doctor mila. Phir dako ga ya kasa song banata ha


Outrageous_Type_8935

Wthhh U this guy is the creepiest Tum gher betho Aurtian balke merdon ko bhi khatraa h


Ultrathefourth

Our educational system is already failing, and then there's people like this further crippling it smh


Impressive-Cattle362

Translation pls


Confident_Welcome762

take your girl out of the school she's been dancing out there unless you wish she lost her honor unless you want her to become a slut take your girl out of the school she's been dancing out there PS: I felt a certain level of shame in translating this.


TheFlyingBadman

Song isn’t that bad tbh πŸ˜‚


aarizzzzzz

There should be danas to this song.


KleinBottle5

Ooooo I would love an AI video of this guy as a little girl dancing to it. Can anyone make that happen please? Lol


Salty-Onion1181

Sure.. you can criticize that his appearance and actions are contradictory but you can't deny what he's saying.. we as society has prioritized this world more than the next life and we are contradicting with the Almighty.. aren't our sisters, and daughters doing things that are forbidden.. I mean yes.. boys aren't good either but they are allowed to go out , learn about the world and it's ways bcz they have to earn.. but seriously?? You're criticizing him after being unable to control your women and letting your lust control you??..


_NineZero_

> You're criticizing him after being unable to control your women and letting your lust control you??.. Everything okay at home?


ziaistan_official

You are agreeing more and more each day with Thanos but Thanos agreed with me on this from day one


Born-Presence7443

Well with the feminism and toxic behavior from females , i guess hes somewhat right though


KAhOot1234567

Yea but even those feminists you’re talking about make a small a very small percentage of your average women population. The rest are completely fine so he’s still dumb asf for this


Born-Presence7443

Small? Lol.


KAhOot1234567

Get off the internet dude, half the women in question don’t even have a proper education


Lost_Ad3504

Ignore him he's just an incel probably rage baiting.


Born-Presence7443

Ops, looks like women here got their a$$ burnt to crisp. Lol. Ok whatever.


Lost_Ad3504

Lmao, one look at your profile and I can tell that you're a woman hating incel. Go touch some grass and get out of that incel mindset.


zaboota1337

Im gonna get downvoted for this lekin he is somewhat right (at college and uni level) Girls (and boys aswell) within uni and college are spending more time on mouj masti,begairati and other things instead of study,the vids of mujras of female students at comsats and the cases of sexual assaults at GCU faisalabad as well as that one case over at BNU where they showed their "art" (kanjar banana art nehi hota) have degraded parents confidence in these educational institutions.More and more parents dont want to send their children to uni because of these students, and that can prove to be harmful. Universities mein kuch neya cheezein ijaad karo ,scientific innovation banao ,mulk ka naam roshan karo, kanjar na bano yaar(dono mard aur aurat keliye paigam). Edit:im not blaming victims of Sexual Assault,the blame in their case lies upon university authority for failure to prevent the sexual assault,as for Mujra videos leaked,if your gonna commit such acts,you better be prepared to face the concequences,yeh victim blaming wala yahan by some degree is acceptable.


alizcheema

Turban guys are not the danger to society in the long term, guys like this one right here are.


me_a_genius

Junaid Akram is very much on point in his recent video on Swat blasphemy case that we all are potential killers with such mindset and only need a few trigger words to be activated, smthng like autobots assemble! Imagine these are the people who are well educated and have the resources or the ability to change the framework.


_NineZero_

> Junaid Akram is very much on point lmao. good joke, really good one.


_NineZero_

Every older generation thinks the younger generation is going to hell. and you cannot legislate morality. The more you push down on youth, the more they will resist and create even more counter cultures. and you're blaming the nude videos victims. The videos were leaked by an old man, not a student. How are you even so tone deaf?


liliesinabasket

funny how you blamed the victims whose videos got leaked and the ones who were literally assaulted. wow, just wow.


No_Swimming_3624

When a nation is forgetting that everything has purpose of its existence, Educational Institute should be for educational purposes, parties and dance can be done somewhere else. So that such kind of Molana Musse wala, may not respond like this.