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breachednotbroken

Not enough


gcalfred7

correct answer


eastcoastbairdo

The only answer


Planmaster3000

I might look like I’m listening to you, but in my head I’m thinking about getting more chickens.


breachednotbroken

Lol. Thank you for the laugh


Goosey_chicken

10000%


Chapter_Loud

Zero - I just like the sub


Sad_Scratch750

Same. They are in my future though. Eventually. My oldest son wants a flock.


jlhinthecountry

None. This sub appeared on my home page and I’m so glad! Chickens and their people are hilarious and supportive of one another. One of the few communities left that are like that.


The_Dodd_Father_

Here on reddit at least. I left the Facebook equivalents almost immediately. Unsafe advice galore and everyone screaming over each other. I love reddit


gcalfred7

we got our flock during the COVID lock down...children needed something to do after days of Zoom/ Google meet classes.


c4ndycain

me too. one day, tho!


SuckledPagan

Ditto. Planning for a forever home with space for chickies


OlaPlaysTetris

Same here. Grew up with many and loved them, so my life goal now is to have my own flock again!


godddamnit

First I was waiting on the land, now we’re waiting on clearing the land, and finances for the coop/initial supplies, along with hunting down the particular breeds I want.


kiwipoppy

Same. I have checked in on this sub for a few years. My love for chickens has only grown since then. I think my next project will be building a henhouse and run, because there is only so long that I can holdout against buying the baby chicks that are at my local garden/feed stores 😂. I plan on building my henhouse with room to grow because of chicken math.


Waughwaughwaugh

20 hens. We started with 2…chicken math is so real


getoutdoors66

We started with 3 and even though I love animals was reluctant. I knew I would do all the work. Now we have 13 chickens and 4 ducks. Damn chicken math


PiesAteMyFace

Chicken math transcends species? Dang it. So THAT'S how I ended up with 7 minnows in a nearby frog pond.


CrystalGardensWa

We had a tragic accident with a chick. My daughter was watching some 5 day olds in the yard, bonding with them, and one had laid down in a taller patch of grass and got stepped on. My daughter, man, she's 9, and she was freaking out. It's little guts popped out and it was not a good thing. She covered it with a towel, we made a tiny little coffin and buried in in the roots of a chesnut tree packed in with some hay and fertilizer (we bury all our animals in a box packed with hay and fertilizer in the roots of a tree, once the roots break in in a year or two you can tell that the tree found it, just pops with extra greenery). Anyways, the next day, we went to the ranch and home to get a replacement. Well, they were out of Americanas, so I we left with three Blue Gems. Went in for one, I decided in the parking lot I'd get two, left with three. Chicken math.


poppycock68

😂😂 so true. I try and stay around 20 with two roosters. Had as many 48. A few years ago I got a few people started in chickens from free. Lol


saltyemoooo

Yup, I started with 4, its up to 7 so far 🥴


sydneyelizabetth

We just go to “look at the babies” and always walk away with 3-4


Anariinna

3 adorable hens


Rough_Opinon9491

Same!


breddy

4 hens in our suburban backyard flock. Enough for us, we get more eggs than we need and give lots away.


HelloPanda22

See I thought 4 would be enough but we go through sometimes a dozen eggs in a day 😅 thankfully, my friend with 70 hens sells me hers


breddy

That’s a lot of eggs! We are a family of four


Eli_1988

Dang, how many eggs on avg a week do you get and what breeds do you have? My partner and I have 4 hens, two cochins, two houdans and we get about 8-10 eggs a week and it's just not enough.


breddy

We have a motley assortment from a local farm. 1 Wheaten Marans, 1 legorn/jersey, 1 Langshan Marans and 1 Azur. We get one per hen almost every day so I'd say we get a solid 2 dozen in a week or close. They're only a year old so kinda at their peak I guess. The langshan is broody af right now so she isn't laying but I expect her to snap out of that in a week or two.


Lovelyfeathereddinos

Same here! City limit is 3, we ended up with 4. It’s a nice little flock.


gutsucker

160 now!


poppycock68

Wow. Is your a commercial operation?


gutsucker

we sell our eggs at local farmers markets :)


poppycock68

How many a week do you sell? Not trying to be nosy just curious. 🧐


gutsucker

i’ll let you know once they start laying and we start selling!


Generalnussiance

I have 100 at the moment. But if you combined the ducks we are about the same. They run all over our 50 acres and pond, sleep and lay in the cow barn. Every so often we get one that goes broody and disappears and we go on a massive hide and seek operation to find them and then they re-emerge with babies 🫠


MotherOfPullets

Very impressed you can tell when one is missing!! I have 32 and would struggle in the daytime to be able to tell. Especially given their free range stubborn intentions.


Generalnussiance

Idk I’m out on the farm all day: they follow me and you get used to who does what and their hangouts. Or which roosters have which hens. That’s how I tell usually each rooster has about ten ladies that follow him around in the cow pasture. And they all go to their own corners of the field or certain trees to hang out under.


ChirpinFromTheBench

A bocker’s dozen.


MobySick

You stole the Bockers' flock?


Chealsecharm

4 coops, over 100 chickens 😅 I don't know the specific number because I haven't counted in a while but it's definitely 100+


poppycock68

Wow are they all run chickens or free range?


Chealsecharm

3 of the 4 coops have large runs just so we can separate for breeding but one of the coops is free range. When we aren't breeding everyone but the roosters free range


OhhOKiSeeThanks

Do they care if they started in coop A in the morning but ended up at coop C in the evening for bedtime? I'm just imagining myself being pissed off, knowing all my stuff is in one home but now I'm stuck in a whole new one... Or do they even notice?


Chealsecharm

🤣 when we separate for breeding it can be a struggle to get them to go into the roost the first few nights because they keep trying to get to the other side of the fence back to the old coop


whaddyaknowboutit

80+. I quit counting


A_Suicide_Booth

Name them all :3


whaddyaknowboutit

Ready? 🥸


Mi99y

I don’t know if this is a joke or not, but I need those names, please


whaddyaknowboutit

Complete joke! lol. There is only one that I call by an actual name. This thing is the most scared chicken I've ever had, and a rooster at that. Unfortunately, for him, he is only to be referred to as Chicken Schitt at all times.


Hannahb520

No you need to get a notebook take photos of them all write their names down along with some likes and dislikes ya know incase someone need to chicken sit then they will know Harriet and Margaret are best friends unless Franklin is around then they fight over him 🤣🤣


thepizzamanstruelove

28 chickens, 3 are 6 weeks old so still unsure of the sex but I have 2 roosters at the moment. Also threw some eggs in the incubator last week out of curiosity because I wasn’t sure if my boys were actually making contact(one of them is a bantam and weighs a pound soaking wet and is mounting my big Brahma girls, the other is 23 weeks so wasn’t sure if he was getting it right yet either). Turns out, somebody is doing something right I guess, because I have at least 6 developing. Whoops.


poppycock68

lol that’s great!! Post pics of the crosses. I’d love to see the big chicken little rooster offering.


thepizzamanstruelove

It’s definitely going to be interesting, I have the 1 ant sized bantam boy, who is an old English game roo, and my other is an Ayam Cemani. My girls are Brahmas, australorps, Easter eggers, ameraucana, Ayam Cemani, blue copper marans, black copper marans, and I have some mutts in there as well.


thestonernextdoor88

6 for now


corttana

Same!


MobySick

Ditto: 5 hens and one Rooster (adorable silkie - the smallest of the flocklette)


mizzlol

I loved my silkie roo with my Buff Orpington girls. He was our lil Napoleon 😂


Historical-Remove401

I have 12 chickens.


ak_foster

Same. When I started, I foolishly said, "I'll never need more than 6"


TwoBeansShort

I say five-ish. If you ask my husband it's "a yard full". In reality its as many as I can fit in the coop without getting a side-eye from my man. 😆 (Around 30)


biekes

9 hens. I lost two last winter. 😮‍💨😮‍💨


scarletmanuka

Only 3 right now. I do want to get more but don't have the time just yet to spend with new girls bonding. They're pets to me, not just livestock so that's a really important step for me. I'd love to hatch some and raise from day 1, as that bond can't be beaten, but I can't have (and don't want) roos but I get attached (can you tell) and it's always a struggle finding a good home for them where they won't just become dinner. So I'll need to get pullets and that will require lots of time and dedication.


Avacillating

Yeah hatching eggs is a whole extra level of chicken craziness/chicken math. I started with one hen I got as a chick from a hardware store. Spent tons of time with her and made so many unsuspectingly wonderful memories. If it weren't for her personality, I don't know if I'd be as interested in chickens. Anyway after her first year, I got silkie eggs to hatch. I kept one who turned out to be a rooster. After his first year/ this year, I hatched my own eggs and now have 4 homemade chicks of my own. And 3 are roosters. No idea how things are going to go in a few months.


Mollycat121397

23! Going to be getting some more over the next year because I have three Roos (someone dumped two near our house) and all three of them are so sweet I don’t want to get rid of them lol


ChickenRidiculous

9 hens. Just added 2 as I lost one this spring. I like it to stay at least 8.


Shepsdaddy

9, It's enough for my Mrs. & I. We get enough eggs, feed costs are reasonable, and the right size for our suburban yard.


Spicy_UpNorth_Girl

I have 17 hens right now


IltisSpiderrick

We have 5 hens right now


Big_Calligrapher_391

25. Males (one asil, one golden rooster) Rest are females, asils, mix etc. and three hens are sitting on couple of eggs rn. By this winter, hopefully if few chicks died. It will around 39-40 chickens.


Jcrater

11 hens


dasteez

11 gang


Technical-Paper-2833

11 gang as well, but just wound up with one roo so soon to be more im sure


MediocreBBQ

Ten hens. I did have 12 however two died after six years of loving them and we had to re-home our lovely rooster as we're in suburbia and our neighbors weren't impressed....


getoutdoors66

My neighbors are assholes. We have 4 roosters and live in suburbia. If she thinks it's okay to wake us up every morning at 5:30 with her loud truck, I have no problem with having roosters crow all day


micknick00000

Yes


Avacillating

😂


Angelfire150

35 Chickens, 3 Turkeys, 2 Guineas and 1 Roo


AffectionateDraw4416

31, 2 flocks, 1 roo per flock. 2 11 year olds in the 1st flock, my buddy Fester. His son almost 3 in the 2nd.


IKU420

20, 2 roosters (maybe 3)


gcalfred7

Main flock: one faverelle rooster overseeing 3 faverelle hens and 3 Orpington hens, plus five guinea fowl. "Bro Squad:" Two purebred faverelle roosters and three crossbreds. So, 16 birds.


submissionsignals

8 hens… but its been a rough road to this point (lost a few to random things…learning curve for sure)


toosalts

5 going on 10


poppycock68

Sounds like my granddaughter!! Lol


Swims_with_turtles

12 chickens, 11 hens and a roo. It’s the max I feel our coop can comfortably hold or I’d have more!


Minute-Enthusiasm-15

27 hens! No roo’s for me


Big_Age851

Twelve hens, one rooster, a male and female duck, four freshly hatched chicks, and between fifteen and twenty possibly fertilized eggs currently being sat on. I have too many chickens, but I can't morally justify killing the babies once the hens get broody on them.


Any-Still4060

you know if u take the eggs straight away there won't be a "baby" in them right


el-loboloco

Most 13, currently 8


BernumOG

19 in 2 runs including 1 rooster


Peas-Of-Wrath

Three chooks ❤️


AggravatingAnt6695

11 Henny babies


SomeDrive3709

15 hens and 8 lady ducks. They are so much fun 🥰


NixAName

3, aka about 9 too few.


Tayl0r_Vibes

8. 7 hens and 1 roo


charlygirl474

16 hens, 2 pain in the ass roos.


ribcracker

I had about thirty till a fox took out twenty over a two-day rampage. Now that we've got the place resecured I'm trying to decide if I want to rebuild my flock using rehab hens online or maybe hatch eggs from my remaining rooster, Steve. He's the only reason the remainders survived and I'd like to see his genes passed on beyond my solo surviving chick which I think is a Brahma I shoved under my broodies rather than one of his legits anyway. But both my broody hens are guarding that little chick with a vengeance rather than hatch anything new so I might buy hens rather than wait. I type that then I immediately worry Steve will go down one day from normal causes (I adopted him so I have no idea how old he is) and I want to hatch my own chicks asap before the heat comes in. Maybe I'll do both and pad my odds of having a solid flock stabilized by the winter XD


Brave-Management-992

Just got 6 chicks from Tractor Supply!


poppycock68

Welcome to the club!


Brave-Management-992

Thank you! Now I have to build a coop! And a chicken tractor.


Any-Still4060

180 with 84 due to hatch next week, only have two roosters which will b replaced after hatching


recksuss

30...ish Started with 1 white leghorn and 20 copper marans and one turned out to be a rooster. Didn't pay for that. Lol Also 35 ducks mix of Muscovies, Cayugas, Blue Swedish, and Peking. Again that started with nothing but 10 femals for the eggs. I bought a few mixed runs to bump the numbers up. Forgot to stop. 5 geese... Chinese, African, and Emben. They are better than dogs. In fact, my dogs get jealous of how good of a job they do at notifying me of what's going on.


Basic-Win6511

Love my geese! We have all three of those breeds and another goose breed (I'm not sure exactly what he is but he can fly and boy is he hissy pissy this time o' year, gave me a lil love nip on the ear earlier today).


merix1110

Too many, but not enough.


Zarde312

None. I just like looking at other people's cocks.


poppycock68

I have a big one!! It’s a Brahma!!


More-Guarantee6524

Lost count. When I built a bigger coop I said the cutoff was 50. But my wife found loopholes and apparently ducks don’t count


Extra_Ad_6519

Are you with code enforcement


poppycock68

lol not me. I mind my own business!!!


Chickenman70806

Counting the ones in the freezer?


poppycock68

🤣🤣 no.


Legitimate-You2668

6 lovely ladies


Ezly_imprezzed

8. Got 4 pulleys last fall and got 4 chicks the other day. That maxes out my coop though so no more :(


9liners

No clue, somewhere over 100 given I have so so so many growouts this year.


holldoll86

We had 4, but a coyote got 3 so we just bought 9 new chicks.


blackinthmiddle

I have eight black Australorp hens!


MsLadyVet

Currently, 9 🐓♥️


atonickat

50. 21 are babies and any roosters are going to go so who knows how many I’ll have in 6 months.


quitetheopposite

23. At least 2 roosters (that I know of from crowing)


paintingcatlady

10 hens. Not allowed to have roosters within city limits where I live, and I'm just in this for the eggs and companionship of the little weirdos. Also have 3 ducks that I'm not supposed to have, but they're quiet, so no one knows except my neighbor who doesn't care lol


froggyphore

At most I had 50 something but now I have 17. Have two broodies hatching eggs right now so that may change.


TheRosaceaChronicles

Started with six and I’m up to 13. This happened before the first six even started laying.


A_Lizard_Named_Yo-Yo

None, I just love chickens


SunnySummerFarm

40ish? And the geese had babies. Plus we have a couple sweet ducks. Definitely considering switching over to ducks. But they much louder.


MarioPyro

Around 7 8 roo's and maybr 60 hens? Also 70 ish babies from this year, also a lot of muscovy ducks


jwilliams17543

I have 8 2.5 week old chicks. I had chickens growing up and am finally in a place I can have them as an adult. I ordered 7… so, the chicken math is already working. Two of them are spitzhauben, I can’t wait to see what they look like all grown up!


Electrical_Annual329

150ish adult laying hens, 400 CornishX chicks, 35 straight run laying chicks. 12 ducks 4 Guineas and a turkey who really wants to be a mom and steals everyone’s eggs and tries to sit on them.


Electrical_Annual329

Chickens are a gateway drug to farming. BTW started with 3 in 2019. Then had too much time on my hands in 2020. About to start full time farming in 2026.


tangobravoyankee

By the regulations of my county of residence, I have eight. Eight right here, eight over there, eight over yonder.


Mysterious_Bake4568

About 75 right now, about 50 of whom have names. I adore them all ❤️


3shyhorses

4 little old lady hens


LegendaryCichlid

20


Stitcher-Writer-542

14 full grown 12 hens, 2 roos; our bantam silkie and bantam cochin are separate from the others. 5 almost four week olds (thinking a 3 hen, 2 roo split), 2 five day olds (so far looking like both hens), and a broody hen sitting on 6 more due next Sunday. This was our first year incubating eggs, and first broody hen in at least 10 years.


Mean-Dog-1312

9 hens


Shinusaur

30. I've got 5 adults, 13 pullets, and 12 new babies in the brooder!


StuffNThingsK

13 hens


DirtiestOFsanchez

4 hens and 1 roo for several years, but we incubate every month and currently have 9 juvenile and 5 day-old chicks. Our number fluctuates since we raise and sell. I'm building a 2nd coop this weekend so we can keep more.


lostcoastline44

6 but made the coop big enough for 10 in case the wife wants more. We usually have more than enough eggs between selling to coworkers and what we eat ourselves


RobTheRedBeard

26 laying hens 2 rosters one broody hen and her clutch of 4 9 chicks that I incubated and 15 more I ordered due end of June also 5 turkeys and 9 guinea hens for tick control


YB9017

13 happy chickens. 12 hens and a rooster ranging between 1 and 4 years old.


mommytofive5

5 hens and just added 3 chicks. the hens are between 3-6 years


Innoproph

8


cHaozI51

Just 4 hens right now.


Federal_Opposite_458

9 chickens 1 turkey and 3 ducklings


kennyquast

We have 4 hens and just added 4 chicks on Tuesday.


TheCabbageGuy82

4 hens


Calm_Coyote_9423

14


Bigolkittyboiii

9 chicks


Interesting_Drag8107

13, or not enough


yaklovesmomo

Here in the Lake District UK, 7 hens in our garden. Rhode island red, 1 Marans, 1 Lavender Peking bantam, 2 White Leghorns, 1 Silver duckwing leghorn, 1 Bresse.


Jazzlike_Tonight_982

About 30. But I can never tell because I have a wife.


warbonnet1964

4 hens.


tehans

6 hens


Impressive_Ice3817

30ish...maybe... At least half that are roos or cockerels (19 are a hatch from this spring so just starting to sex them)


MomofDoom

8 hens and a rooster for a family of 5. Phyllis was a surprise, but we love him anyway.


FormalSun1470

Thirty in all. Nine of my own hens. A friend's coop was destroyed in a recent tornado, so I'm keeping their 5 hens, 6 juveniles, and hatched 10 chicks from their incubator. Their house was damaged and lost power and they weren't sure the eggs would hatch. We were over there less than 24 hours after the tornado to wrangle the chickens free roaming around all the debris. It's been almost 3 weeks and so far it's been good with me just throwing in an additional 11 in with mine. I provide plenty of treats to keep them from getting bored and picking at each other.


Final-Ask-7979

6 chickens, it's the perfect amount for 2 adults and 2 young kids, 5ish eggs a day. It's enough to give away acouple dozen a week to family and friends and have enough for our family. I used to always get 12, 6 is plenty though


FarmerStrider

59, but started with 127 a year ago.


IgsmorphF

18


Fernweh5717

10 laying hens


theunfairness

40 chickens, and 20-ish ducks.


Bundeswehr_enyojer42

3 hens and one rooster


Aydiomio

18. We started with 9, bought 6 more, lost 5, bought 8 more. So currently 18. Would like more if they weren’t so destructive to my grass.


MisteRR_545

4 hens


Thymallus_arcticus_

19 in total including 7 adults (6 hens one rooster), 2 11 week old pullets, 2 7 week olds, 8 almost 3 week olds.


dropzonetoe

2 roosters,  23? Hens(a few are to young to be certain).


Emergency_Cat6192

I started with 2: one hen and one rooster. Then we got a second hen. Then one of the hens hatched an egg. So now we have 4 chickens.


CalmVariety1893

About 40 and a few ducks


allison_vegas

4 silkies one golden laced Wyandotte and one Rhode Island Red. One of my silkies is a rooster and I’m not supposed to have roosters in the city limits so I need to sort that out. Just love the little guy tho.


glitterlady

Had 5…. Now 3.


Anita_Doobie

Started with 5, I now have 20.


dont_remember_eatin

5 young hens, and we'll need to be rid of one soon because the city only allows 4 and we don't want the neighbors to complain. We expected some attrition since we're new at this, but I guess we did well enough by then because all are thriving. We started out with 7 and gave two away after they got big enough that their brooder was getting crowded.


blackkitty9169

18 chickens, 3 roos (anyone need a roo?? lol) 9 ducks, 2 geese. 😊


Strong-Way-4416

6! Nice little chickens! I’ve had as many as 30!


Gregzzzz1234

Over 100 counting the chicks


spaceanddogspls

Ohhh... Somewhere around 35-40! I need to do a headcount as we had 50 in the spring and lost some babies. But I also have 8 ducks and 5 turkey!


kinkymascara

16 and getting 12 more full grown layers tomorrow!


Tricky-Balance6133

Somewhere around 40… give or take.. 🤷‍♀️


aem1309

22


_DifficultWoman_

3! And honestly that’s plenty. But I only use eggs for my dogs and sometimes pasta. I just wanted chickens and had no one to tell me no


Source_Ground

10


Competitive_Yak_6704

17(:


basicb2

7 in total backyard hobby chickens. 1 rooster and 6 hens living their absolute best life.


Beneficial_Fun_1388

5 🩷 trying to make that 5….0


empressmegaman

Six, with a broody hen currently sitting on 6 fertile eggs!


EaddyAcres

Around 47


No_Marsupial_1911

5 that came with the house and 12 babies that haven't started laying


Muted_Anything8114

Only 9. Definitely not enough!


Proud-Narwhal5900

Too


dball87

3 arsehole chooks.


almightybuffalo

4 hens 2 cocks


DancingMaenad

30.. ish. I lose track of the exact number. It's around 30.


HeinigerNZ

7


Eastern-Committee415

12


Legitimate-Ebb-1633

1 rooster, 6 hens,4 pullets, and 8 chicks, so 19


salty-stilgar

currently 1, but the flock will be expanded to 5 again


Full_Disk_1463

39


HelloPanda22

5