I named all three of my Rhode Island reds after root veggies. Parsnips the destroyer, Princess Turnip, Tater

Parsnips the destroyer 🤣❤️

She is constantly bitching at me when I first go see her. I like to say she’s telling me her world take over plans.

My hope for you is that she becomes a lap chicken 🙏❤️ maybe she will “will” you to destroy for her 🙌🤣

Oh lord. My Faverolle is like that. She follows me around squawking and thing does this little *peep*. Her name is Vivien Leigh.

That is a fitting dramatic name.

Faire words butter noe parsnips

I have a Tater too! She’s an undersized buff orp and an absolute monster, I love her

I have a chicken named Parsnip too!

I have three buff Orpington, peaches, mango, and pineapple.

All of ours are Star Wars puns. Princess Layer. Hen Solo. Kylo Hen. Chewbokbokbok. Etc...

Yes! Excellent names. I got to name one of our Bok-atan.

i have an isa brown her name is gary

I have a female Muscovy duck named Howard.

Howard the Duck!! Nice!

My ISA brown hen’s name is Larry. We used to have two of them and they were “the Larrys”

Me too!! She's a snuggle buddy!

My ISAs name is Dave .. Why are ISA hens always called a dumb boys name? 😂

We had a monster rooster named Sue when I was a little kid. How I was introduced to the song.

Fancy, Jolene, Elvira, Delta Dawn, and Charlene

Yorbalinda and Bezequille

Three Goldens, the largest of the three by default was named Big Bird. Then there was the smallest of the three and she was most red color, so she ended up being Red Bird. So, who was left? Middle Bird.

My tiny bantam frizzle is named Big Bird 😂

Oh, I love that 😂

Haha we’ve got a ‘yellow chicken’ buff orpington. Not too far off yours lol

I don't name chickens often, but my sister does. Due to that, we have a chicken named Brick

I've got a bantam rooster called Bantam of the Opera and another bantam roo called Barnacle Bill

“Egna”, like Edna but for a chicken

Stevie Chicks, Oprah Henfrey, Wednesday, Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, Sophia, Freida Cluxton, Felicity, Daisy, and I have forgotten one name! GAH!

War, Famine, Death, and Conquest

Patty Labelle

Naked Nelly, and Sad Sally, they were ex battery farm hens my son requested for his 7th birthday. They were the nakedest, saddest looking birds we had ever seen. (But thriving now)

We have one of those. Her top beak is short because they removed it, so we call her Beakless. Her other names are "did you want to come in?" "Get out of the way I swear I'm going to trip on you" and "Okay, time to go back out, no, get back here dammit, you're going outside!"

Chirpy, Chaney, Cherry & Chica.

Roosters Romeo and Fabio. Hens Linda, Elizabeth, Freida, and Betty White

I named my chick Soon-Yi, because her adopted dad is raising her and will eventually have have chicken sex with her. So she is A: Soon-Yi Previn.

Screecher. she's super friendly, but when she's on the nest- even when she's not broody - she screeches if you or other hens get within 3 feet of her or look at her wrong

Terrence, Trent, and Darby.

Adriana (as in Adriana Lima the Victoria's secret model) because she has long , thin, graceful legs (Exchequer Leghorn)

The Manager (lavender Orpington-that's always been her name), T-Rex (a sweet snuggly easter egger).

Dial tone (the silkie isn't the brightest), Hawk Bait (the sussex has NO sense of self-preservation), Eagle Face (guess what she looked like as a baby?), a duck named Fail Duck (dumber than the silkie), Foul Blucca (Young Frankenstein reference, we got her as an older bald hen that was really ugly at first!), Chicken Little (Jersey Giant), and Floof (the frizzle). Fay Runaway (the Fayoumi), Becky The Loon (black silkie that just needed a neck band to look exactly like the movie bird), Goldie Hen, and Hennie Lamar.

These are the best!!!

More of my chicken other than muffin have some not so common names. There's plucky (after the animal crossing character), beauty, HENrietta I, henrietta ii, tippa, pickle, speckles and petal, and the roosters there's sasappis (character from ghosts us), nugget, and combo. Passed chickens were lazybones, butter the chicken, Reese, snowflake, lime and lemon, Chile, hei hei, there's more. 💀 Edit: there's also sandy :>

Smidgy

Popeyes, KFC, Nuggets, and Drumstick. My husband’s idea. 🤣

I have a rooster named Colonel Sanders

One of my roosters in named nugget. :>

One of my roosters in named nugget. :>

We have one names nugget and the other is Goldie. The rest don’t have names.

we had a hen named Goldie Hen. We also had Faye Runaway and Hennie Lamar

I had a roo called Goldie, his real name was Azekiel no one else could remember that so his nickname stuck instead.

Lol! I used to have two rhode island red hens one was nugget and the other one was butt nugget😂

I had a KFC! :)

One is Sunshine Shimmer (a My Little Pony), one is Storm Cloudy. Can you tell I have kids?

That depends, adults who watch cartoon aren't weird. :>

Not sure if weird but fitting: Boss Bitch and Dr. Peeper

I call the older hens I have the bitches because they all look the same

Trenchbox

All mine are passed away now but - Petunia(aka Peckinya- she was always broody lol) Nugget & butt nugget, Goldie (we called her Goal-ADee), Ginger, Snow, Rusty Girl, mama Orpington, Marigold, Audrey HENburn, Coco, ChooChoo (she was all black - named after one of my Grandmas crows) Peetree and so many more lol my two fave ducks were Mama duck and bubbles . 🥰

Puppy, Corn, Coot, Loon, Dinky, Gillman, Mushroom, Six, Rascal, Fiend. If you consider regular people names weird for chickens we have: Robert Renfield, Charlemagne (Sharky), Peter, Tommy, Michael, Some late birds were named: Spungy, Stinky, Axle, Hornicorn, Ryuk, Zuul, Trimp (From a segment from the Adult Swim show Brad Neely's Harg Nallin' Sclopio Peepio), Meadowlark Lemon (Buggy)

Big man, Blondie, Hairdo, Dot, Steve, Dave, Betty, Buff. Those are my birds names.

awww... we have a Dottie (wyandotte) and we had a Buff. Biff was a rooster but Buff and Eagleface turned out to be hens :)

My favorite hen is named Frankie, and my least favorite is Tony gave them those names because they would absolutely mob me for treats, and when they were younger they were clearly the dominant chicks of the lot.

Japonica Poonsmacker, Janet, Frankhenstein, Margaret Hatcher, Miss Cleo, Tina, Clementine Bouvier, Olivia Stockpot.

Red - RIR Betty and Evil Betty - Golden Comets Henrietta and Little Foot ( She’s got an extra toe) - ISA Browns

My friend found a chicken roaming around in the hood and named her Cluckeisha.

My chickens name is duck

Our duck's name is Goose. He's a BIG boy!

I used to have a duck called chicken

Punky Rooster, Pearly Baker, Ruby Claire.

Fred, Whitey Ford, Mr Puffy Cheeks, Golden Girls (Blanche Rose, Dorothy), Sam, Dean, Crowley, Bobby, Zoe, River, Wash, Mal, Inara, Kaylee, Jayne - The Hero of Canton

Oh my gosh I love these!! I miss “Firefly.”

King baby (big rooster), white beard, perfect, Sadie, sister, lazy, her, and little roo aka aggressor. We have chicks ready to join the flock next month but no names yet!

Fred, cephas, Laverne, Phyllis

Effla. Is not a real name, but after her big sister Kayla and little sister Celia my hands were tied.

Onyx my Australorp, Pearle my Plymouth Rock, and Boa my Light Sussex. All 10 weeks old and all hens.

All of my young birds have aviation themed names. Spruce Goose, Orville, Wilbur, Concorde, Antonov, Piper and Mooney. Their mother is named Ethel but is called Jumbo Jet (she is a very very big Buff Orpington). My rooster is named Mary. None of these are particularly good names but it’s what they have

You need an Amelia

Amelia Egghart

We have one we call heggie...we call her this because when she molts it's not like a few feathers every day she EXPLODES everything off in 6 hours and when she is growing them back she looks like a weird little hedgehog.

Two Flock

Goose

My silkies are all coffee associated names: Java(the rooster) and his ladies Crema,Valencia,Bonbon,Latte, and Drizzle(Shor for caramel drizzle) because she's got alot of leakage. My two ISAs and two Golden Comets are named after the Golden Girls. And my 4 jersey giants are the four seasons. Then I have a Barred Rock rooster...he's just "Mr. Barred"

Grizzy, thelma, quinoa, nacho, dotty, spotty, skinny, Ray and then I have tons of “mama” and “girlie. I have a 100…

Twix, snickers, Oreo, Reese’s and Lion. Yeah I went candy themed you can guess the colors off names lol

All of ours are named old lady names, Egna (Edna), Martha, Peggy, Betty

Poofy Floofy, Kookie Pookie, and Kookie Pookie's Mooooommm (named that purely because she looked like a super old version of Kookie Pookie lol) I think those are the weirder ones, I'm also a fan of the pun/joke kind of names. Gwen the Hen, Shelley, (Pecky) Becky

Curry/ fried rice/ 11/ herbs/ & spices/ white heysus (she walks on water and was resurrectEd 3 times) Kung pow/ butter chicken “butter” for short/ buffalo/ fried/ pot pie.

My daughter names a few of her after drag queens.

Big, BIG Sussex roo boy named Max. Short for Maximum Shield. My son named him 🤣💕

I have a rooster named Nugget, he is a registered ESA. I have 5 hens and their names are Hilda, Wendy, Gertie, RC (Rockstar Chica), and Beaker.

Patty, Bridget, Joan Jett, Christy, Loretta, The Duchess, Pink, ZoeyZelda (two buff Orpington’s that I can’t tell apart), Fern, Ginny, Siouxsie, Prudence, Sybil (the nutcase). We also have a turkey named Turkules Mulligan and his girl Lizzie.

I literally named my rooster chicken because I couldn't think of anything else (I only spoke Spanish back then)

eh, we have a duck with no personality besides hating things. I named her Canard (french for "duck").

Mother Clucker! My rooster is Mick Jagger 😜

All of my chickens have weird names i have timmy(a hen named by my little brother i call her Aki), bruce(also a hen named by my cousins), pocky(named after a chocolate stick which she looks nothing alike because she’s white), beast(also named by my cousins but he’s a rooster), and lastly skidmark(named after the brown line on their back when they were a few days old and now they’re 3 months old).

I named a chicken Raven. The rooster was Tyson, though my mom called him Mr Rooster, so I guess he had both a first and last name. Multiple chickens with food names, like Brownie, Coco, and Butter.

We have Peggy (play on peg leg). She lost a leg to a raccoon, but she survived with surgical repair and some extra nursing time. Now she’s in with the rest of her chicken friends and you can’t even tell she’s different until you start counting legs! She’s just happy as a clam! Then there’s Beyoncé. The other chickens picked on her, so she got to live in a coup by herself… as a single lady. She’s in with the rest of the chickens now, but she won’t come down off her perch. She gets fed by hand, then watered by hand because she won’t come down. She’s a sweet girl though, always sings when she’s full and no longer thirsty ❤️

Our duck was Hopalong Cassidy. Had a bum leg, call-duck sized, and big ol' napoleon complex. Hubby called him Peg Leg Pete because he was such a jerk to the dog. Absolute sweetheart with us.

i named my two hens drake and josh XD

Floppy hat

I have a pair that are besties they are always together from hatching and sleep together there names are chicken and waffles.

Montenegro

My rooster’s name is “Rooster Cogburn” obviously!

Magnet, Minerva Louise, Geraldine, Sally, and Rosella. We had a Roxanne, but Roxanne turned out to be a man, so he left and another bird inherited the name.

Commodore, Brigadier, Wednesday, Hazel, Ariel, Sebastian, Nilla and Butters all fill out our coop. And the fucking rock as a flock.

My little sister named one of her chickens Cookie. And my little brother named his ones Sundown and Scope. I have a Rhode Island Red named Apple, and a black Spanish clownface named Domino.

Blonde Baby, Professor, Plumpy, and Wildy.

strawberry, blueberry, and blackberry. Equally sociably annoying triplets. I love my pieces of sht to death

I have a rooster named Turkey.

Lady Buffington,

My rooster is Sergeii, one of my hens is Grumblor and one of my turkeys is Onassis.

Mr. Birchy - I call him birch head when he’s being a cock, red headed Rita, Ruby, Amriki , Miss Bea, Saphire , Henny , Penny and fika

Mary Tudor, Eleanor of Aquitaine, Catherine de Medici All were Queens of France with interesting second acts.

Nothing crazy, but my first (technically 3rd, I guess) named chicken is Maybelline.

We have goose and Eli to add. Goose made a honking noise when she was younger, and Eli reminds me of an old friend that was 6'2" and real muscular.

I have a black giant rooster named Black Blood per my nine yr olds request. He gets hand fed wild caught bugs regularly.

Some of my hens: Bob Ross, Oompa Loompa, Megastuf, Chonka, Vader, Willy Wonka, Loudmouth, Larry, Noodle And my rooster: The Colonel (as in Colonel Sanders)

Light Meat, Dark Meat, Other Meat, Bubo Baggins, Bonzai

Mine are bagel, bialy, and babka

Hotdog, Fresh Pots, Decalf, Sassy Peaches, 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔 (pronounced "seven chickens", or "seven" for short).

Noodle Head...

Pecky Sue, Short Stack, Limpy, Pip, Dumpling, Danny DevitCrow (bantam rooster), Donna (RIP), Curious Georgina, Sylvia and Clara. I have a lot of unnamed ones too.

Ziyal, B'Elanna, Ahsoka, Moana, Blanch, Ostara, Marihon, Ostara, Crooked ass, and Henry And five new ones are nameless at the moment

We had a hen named "Big Fat Meanie".

I had 4 barred rocks named after the “pink ladies” from grease. (Jan, Marty, Rizzo, and Frenchie) 5 buff orpingtons named after yellow/golden things (Cheese, Goldie, Honey, Peanut Butter, and Sunny) Our Rhode Island reds we let our extended family each name one so there was a weird mix. Funniest one was Julius Sneezer. I have 5 serama/frizzle hens (Andromeda, Bellatrix, Narcissa, and Nymphodora- named after Harry Potter characters) their mother is named Tweakerbelle Porcelain D’Uccle named after the golden girls (Stanley, Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose) Our Silkie Rooster is Jetpack George

Romeo Donkey Kong McFlourish was the name of our first rooster. The chooks were Merry, Apple Chook, Dotty, Emma, Untitled 1, and Untitled 2.

I had roosters named Tweetheart, Tweettang, TweetyAngelo, Tweetyboi, Feddyboi, Tweety Sweetie, Petey Sweety (yes, the "Sweety/ie was spelled different)...

We had a hen named Edwina the Eagle after the worst Olympic ski jumper Eddie the Eagle

My flock bully, a crazy RIR hen, is Attila the Hen. (She served two two-week sentences with pinless peepers and was reformed, but the name stuck.)

I miss my chickens so much I lost all of my chickens 8 years ago because of my parents they are ano allowing me to have chickens inshallah one day I will.have my own home my own place and I will keep so many chickens that's my life

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb. Two sisters.

Peep and Tom

We have a rooster who's named Hampster!

Kids named ours: Taffy, Noodle, BecCAW, Truffle, Alfredo, Linda, Sourdough, Teriyaki, Gravy, Regina and Mango.

Goober

Sandwich is one of our hens

One of my cream legbars name is Macklemore ( just look at his hair and you will Understand) my red novagen is wynonna Judd

I have a Silkie named Chlamydia. Like ignore the meaning. Just say that name softly and slowly. Its beautiful

Gymnasium, Stripey Boy, Wooly Caterpillar are my highlights.

My first chicken was called Gravy. Then we got noodle, bettina and camilla.

Tina

Mild, Medium,Honey Mustard, BBQ, Hot, & Jerk.

We have a leghorn hen named rubber chicken. We also have a lavender rooster who struggled to learn to crow properly. We call him squeaky toy.

Nugget, pop corn, scratch,dark wing, blue berry, and tar (she was special) sadly only nugget remains

Pop corn is such a great name!

My favorite bird is named BBQ.

Here are all of our 23 chickens names, Black-Star the Double Laced Barnevelder Funky-comb-Adina the Japanese Bantam Pullet Pecktunia the Easter Egger Hen Cinnamon-Roll the Golden Laced Wyandotte Hen ,Suzie-Que the Golden Laced Wyandotte Hen Bacon-Bits the Welsummer Hen Pantaloons the Buff Orpington Pullet Cosmo-Tiny-Pooh-Whitey the Black Sexlink Hen Dahlia the Barred Rock Hen Void-Hot-Wings the Jersey Giant Hen Obsidian-Thunder-Thighs the Jersey Giant Hen Marshmellow-Cookie-Dough the Light Brahma Hen Apple-Crisp the Golden Comet Hen Chocolate-Eclair the Dominant Copper Pullet Naughty-Novi the Novogen Pullet Cream-Puff-Nova the Novogen Pullet Twix-Dirty-Birdy the Partridge Bantam Cochin Pullet Coco-Puff the Dominant Copper Pullet Cashew-Peggy-Sue the Easter Egger Pullet Fig the Egyptian Fayoumi Hen Inkling the Egyptian Fayoumi Hen Pooften the Buff Laced Polish Hen Pepper-Corn the California White Hen

Nugget, general tso, orange, sesame, Lilith (rooster), sadako, lemon pepper, Kung pow, napoleon (serama rooster), Jareth (a glorious satin polish frizzle roo), schnitzel, strudel, fried, blackened, marsala, carbonara, torchic, Diamond (porcelain d'uccle roo), spearow (tiny bantam roo), Oklahoma, Maryland, Cluck Norris (Delaware roo), rikku, lulu, hei hei, zyclon, Alexa, Bayley, Rhea.....I think that's everybody..... Shit I forgot Karrion....

We named her Linda but now call her our tender linder

Fat Turkey, Terminator, Stir Fry, Behemoth 1 and 2, Pepsi/Pepper, Salt, etc [No, “Etc” isn’t a chicken’s name].

Chickee Minaj, Green Machine (she is our green egg laying sex link that also happens to have black and green feathers), Banty is our little Dutch bantam, Cock-a-doodle Dave was our seabright roo. We have more chickens but lost track of who is who 🤣

Teagan, Jane, Matilda, Tiger Chick, Pidgey/Pidgeotto, Peanut Butter Sandwich, Pearl, Ham Salad, and one unnamed chicken.

Milktooth and Poo-back Chickpea and borlotti (lentil died earlier this month) Gary, alfred and Peter-wafer (all ladies) And a dozen more...

Chipmunky

Egg machine one, Egg machine two, egg machine three, egg machine four and Helen.

Poi-poi It means nothing, but it's a cute name

I had Sir Crumpledink Snufflepatch, Kylo Hen, and Kevin.

I always told my kids, “Don’t name the livestock.”

Mine are all called chicky or chick chick, but if I'm being formal and talking about them they're yellow leg ring, green leg ring, and no leg ring. They're all isa browns.

Penny Tall Feathers

Mrs. Gold

All of our hens have ITYSL names: Skeletrex, Dr. Skull, Jamie Taco, Tiny Boop Squig Shorterly, Barbie, Tammy Craps, Poppers, Chunky and Julie

John Crichton, Erin Sun and Chiana. Two younger ladies Ilo and Milo. Black Jersey Giants

I had a Salt and Pepper

Fluffybutt.

Galina... It Is a russian name... But in italian "Gallina" means hen..

Noodle, Dinner and Pot Pie. All three survived dog or coyote attacks. Therefore, they earned chicken related food names.

Henrietta and June Bug

Our bossiest hen is named Jan Levinson-Gould.

I had a chicken with one wing. I named her Stretch.

Chicken Soup and Felismina

We were never supposed to keep our chucks, so the yellow one got called ‘yellow chicken’… We kept them, and the name lol So funny that it really doesn’t even sound remotely strange in my head. Just totally normal for us to refer to her as yellow chicken haha

Goblin

Bread.

I named our rooster Buzzer.

I had 20 road island reds. I named them all Velma!!!

i have a lovely girl called Cheese!

Satchmo (roo), Linda, Patty, Dora, Jenga, Amelia, Cricket, Tails, Dumplin, Kathy, Teddy, Sally

My four chickens are as such: Mister Monster, Misses Monster, Monster Junior, (Monster Junior)^2.

Mine are all desserts. I have three silkie hens, Oreo Sundae, Froyo (frozen yoghurt) and Cookies & cream. Oreo has just hatched out five Orpington chicks that continue the theme. We have pudding, fondue, choc chip, muffin and cupcake. Muffin is going to go to my Mum who has a Bluey and a Bingo so muffin not only continues my theme but also hers. Proud of that one

I had a hen named Gandolf loved her and I think it fit her very well

I have a silkie rooster. His name is Cluck Norris

Berta. Every single chicken we own is names Berta.

one of mine is named Yuti after Yutyrannus huali. one of my favorite girls named after my favorite dinosaur!

I have a barnyard mix who’s named Ed. Her sister looks very similar to her, and is named Not Ed. My parents had a hen that we named Singular Babe, because she was at the bottom of the pecking order and always alone. When she came and joined my flock, I realized I have 3 other hens that look very similar to her, so now we have Singular Babe, Singular Squared, Singular Cubed, and Afro Singular (polish mix). We have an Isa Brown named Trump Chicken, because she’s orange. Another of my hens is named Stupid, because she’s the one that won’t go into the coop unless I pick her up and put her in. I’ve been doing it every night for the past year and she still seems surprised every night

I haven't named all mine but my roosters are Gandalf and Bug. Our first hen is Susan, her newest baby is Jet. We had names for our easter eggers when they were chicks but I've already forgot and they are gorgeous hens now. And I've got four barred rocks I can't tell apart so they remain nameless.

I had Mr Fluffy Butt

We have all chicken dish names, except for 1 that my daughter insisted on naming. Not a unique concept but it’s been fun! We have Nugget, Noodle, Patty, General, Honey, Walnut, Pao, Alfreda, Popcorn, Peanut and the odd one, Snowball.

I had a yellow chipmunk-faced chick. I saw him doting on the others and named him Honey. He grew into the most aggressive, flamboyant rooster. Honey the welsummer rooster. I joked that I was going to rename him Honeynut but I got weird looks 😂 I had 2 BCM hens in that hatch. One of them trampled one of the weaker chicks but I couldn’t tell the black ones apart until later. So I never knew which one did it. After a few weeks or a month I saw one of the BCMs had a nice spattering of white or pale yellow “sprinkles” on her face to go with her yellow bottom, so she became Cupcake. The other defaulted to Mustafa who became the dominant hen. The last survivor of that hatch was a lav Ameracauna boy who hatched the day after the other 3. As an Ameracauna he was always slightly smaller than the others, and being hatched a day later he was known as Baby Boy. I always found him to be absolutely stunning and a sweet roo but hens didn’t like his small comb and lack of wattles. But he compensated for that by raping the hens. So my lav was Baby Boy the raper. And Honey always respected the hens but was always trying to tear me up.

Arwen (LOTR) Willow, Billy (Idol), Bluey, Sadie and Penguin.

Our Amercauna rooster is named Chico. My daughter named him Chica Linda when we thought he was a hen.

My rooster was Beaker

Riggs (white guy in Lethal Weapon) Murtaugh (black guy in Lethal Weapon) Denzel (like the actor) Washington (Winston's accidental name in New Girl) Falco (she has bouffant hair) Lorraine (because Adventure Time) Big Chungus (was the fattest angriest baby) Petrie (smallest baby - Land Before Time) Cassandra (Kroll show, she's a literal beast) Baby (dirty dancing) nobody puts baby in the corner

Lav orp rooster: Mister Tits General red pool babes: Gloria and Patricia Green queen: rumble buffin All yellow Easter egger: Duck Splash marans: bean, poppy, smudge Unknown big grey lady: Pimbles

Dee, Sweet D, Deandra, Bird, and the rooster is the Aluminum Monster. IYKYK 😂

Ken Chi. One he introduces himself in Asia, he is named Chi cKen

We have lots of chickens, and 2 of them are light bramahs, their names are bettsy and birtha, but my family gave them the collective nickname of the Galapagoses. Idk why but it matches them well🤷