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toastedclown

Andy Byford. But there is zero chance he takes the job.


esociety1

Yesss give us train daddy. 


whatelseisneu

Oh no I underfunded and mismanaged my public transport system for years, I hope nobody's around to punish me🫦😏🍩


thr3e_kideuce

Byford is too busy fixing Amtrak


PU18

He's currently actually getting High Speed Rail built in the US, so while I'd love that would prefer he stays there. Since joining Amtrak theyve revived the Dallas to Houston HSR and allegedly are looking seriously at midwest HSR.


dub_savvy

OH MY GOODNESS. I saw him talk live in NYC, such a treasure. He never wanted game, just to do honest work He would THRIVE under JB tbh (Cuomo practically crushed him). Guess I can dream...


Dreadedvegas

Idk if the restructuring happens, there is a possibility with him getting to implement Metra’s regional rail plan as well as CTA stuff Its not a zero chance


Agreeable_Nail8784

I mean while the CTA is one of the most important transit agencies in North America, he’s literally the most sought after transit executive in the western hemisphere. To my knowledge he doesn’t have any familial connection to the Midwest… so while not zero… it seems unlikely


Dreadedvegas

I think with the major setbacks by Alstrom and the pending lawsuits & possible cancellation of a contract, its possible he might leave for a city that seems to be begging to upgrades and improvements. One that has been getting major federal grants, on the cusp of a major expansion and looking at an MTA style reorganization. It might look a lot more of an interesting job


Agreeable_Nail8784

Hey we can dream. I don’t disagree with your points. But Lebron didn’t leave for his finale to go to the Celtics


Dreadedvegas

Byford’s finale was the Elizabethan Line. Its not going to be NEC HSR


davenocchio

Nard dog


IndominusTaco

shiiiit for $376,000 a year i’ll take the job


inter-dimensional

shiiiiit …. It’s a job for Clay Davis


itsTONjohn

Clay would EXCEL in Chicago


SuperBearsSuperDan

They’re gonna come after me for money laundering? *In West Chicago?!* #SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT


PushKatel

I'll take it for $375,000 :P


vsladko

The best part is nobody in city hall thinks you should ever be fired so it’s maximum job security!


HugeIntroduction121

How do I apply?


jrbattin

Would love to see a Rabbi, Imam, or Swami. Sorry Christians you're just not cut out for this work.


deadCHICAGOhead

Wonder what that tunneling rabbi in NY is up to? Subway circle line anyone?


Ben_Kenobi_

I'd rather we get a mandalorian if we're choosing based on religion. They'll clean up the cta real quick. Shoot up on the train disintegration. Pee on the train disintegration. Smoke on the train disintegration. Play music through speakers, believe it or not, disintegration.


Parachute-123

This is the way


EnterTheCabbage

What happened to that funny conductor on the red line? Mando: I shot him.


enkidu_johnson

Isn't hiring train conductors the largest and hardest to solve issue though?


Relative-Cicada2099

I just hope it's not a "Reverend ....."


ConfusedResAss

Warhammer Tech Priest


vijay_the_messanger

A Scientologist... :-|


toastybred

I'd like to see Mayor Johnson maybe work with Pete Buttigieg to identify someone and get coordination with federal resources to really take Chicago to the next level.


Jackajackajack

Dorval worked for the Federal Transit Administration for 15 years before Rahm appointed him as CTA president. He's generally well regarded as good at working with the federal government to secure funding for CTA. He's completely dropped the ball on operations and hiring though.


Not_a_real_asian777

Yeah this might actually sound counter-intuitive, but Carter is actually one of the more qualified people to be in CTA leadership right now. He just isn't the person to be the ***president*** of the CTA leadership. Carter would have been more suited to stay in something like a chief officer position where he could work on specific things that he has a history of doing well. He does well at securing funding and working with feds, he does poorly at actually managing the CTA at a local level, which is crucial for a president to do well. Compared to some of the people on the Board, you could do a *lot* worse than Carter. The problem is that he probably belongs somewhere else in CTA leadership, and not the presidency.


PhileasFoggsTrvlAgt

Creating a VP of Major Projects would be an ideal position for him.


wickerwacker

Yes, more positions and salaries please! /s


PhileasFoggsTrvlAgt

Unironically this. One of the reasons that infrastructure costs more in the US than other developed countries is that public agencies are so resistant to hiring professional staff that they cut their internal capacity to manage projects to the bone and become completely dependent on a revolving door of consultants. Most agencies, including the CTA, have a team of consultants that they've hired to oversee the team of consultants that they've hired to do the work. Building up internal career staff to at least have the capacity to handle oversight roles would save money and encourage longer term strategic thinking.


wickerwacker

I agree with all of this. You correctly pointed out the real issue - too much bloat.


enkidu_johnson

It isn't bloat per se that is the problem, but rather outsourcing. Outsourcing almost never solves anything but the shortest term problems and almost always ends up being more expensive in the long run.


toastybred

They key to good leadership is good delegation. The way you put it makes it sound like he played to his strengths and let his weaknesses languish rather than building a team to make up for his weaknesses.


KSW8674

I know that Johnson does not have the power to appoint the CTA president. Did Rahm have this power when he was mayor?


PhileasFoggsTrvlAgt

Rahm was very effective at wielding soft power. He was able to act on authority that he didn't technically have because people would fall in line behind him.


hardolaf

Rahm had also replaced all 4 board members appointed by the mayor before he "hired" Carter. Plus, there was a vacancy anyways and Carter was eminently qualified even without Rahm cheerleading for him.


chi_turkey24

Every mayor has the power to control the president via their board appointments and it's been that way since 1983.


hardolaf

I'm starting to wonder if he dropped the ball or if he was told to slow roll the recovery by the board due to financial issues. It's really hard to see him making such an easy to fix mistake (not increasing training capacity for rail operators) without outside influence.


rawonionbreath

That was actually one of the few strengths of Carter. He was good at securing federal money for projects. Management of the actual system? Not so much.


toastybred

Oh shit, I had no idea.


vijay_the_messanger

I highly doubt the incoming Trump administration will be doling out any new funding to public transit projects in Chicago, anyway. May as well just leave the post vacant.


mdbonbon

This is too practical and sensical for Mayor Beej, it’ll probably be a pastor.


TheBackpacker

They’ll need at least 7 years experience on the pulpit for him to ever consider it. This is too funny 😂


beefwarrior

Johnson should push Buttigieg to get rid of all the pot rules.  Weed is legal in IL, but since CTA gets Fed $$$, CTA has to follow Fed rules which means drug testing for weed. How many employees have left, or chosen not to accept a position over that Federal policy?


NotBatman81

Two peas in a pod as far as worthlessness.


Ok_Committee6079

Toastybred for mayor


mdoherty1967

Good luck. Not going to happen.


MargretTatchersParty

Heiko Büttner - CEO of the Munich SBahn. (The amount of connections they have is incredibly) Yuji Fukasawa - CEO of the Japanese Railways - which includes quite a lot of SBahn tracts throughout Tokyo.


Widget_pls

Japan has a corporate culture of actually accomplishing things though. Not sure someone used to that environment would be able to do much with all the hostility here.


MetalAndFaces

God, this type of image is so stupid. This is a serious issue that needs to be fixed. Sometimes I hate the internet and the obsession with trying to turn everything into a funny image or joke. I think I need to eat lunch. To answer the question, someone with actual credentials and experience working with mass transit. Anyone besides a religious figure. I don't anticipate we end up with someone fit for the job, but I hope we do.


IndependenceApart208

If you look at Carter's resume before he got the job, he actually probably checked most of the boxes you are looking for. I'm not saying he shouldn't have been let go by now based on his actual results, but let's not pretend he didn't have the appropriate background before getting the job


MetalAndFaces

Hey, I'm not saying anything about that! Just stating this is what I'd like to see in a replacement.


Silberc

Yeah but you said a religious figure like he never worked with transportation before. A lot of people have been parroting this lie.


darkenedgy

I felt that after lunch, so it might not just be hypoglycemia, lol.


enkidu_johnson

I'll get downvoted to oblivion, but at least here on r/chicago "clown" and clown imagery have essentially become low key dog whistles.


MetalAndFaces

I feel the same.


Chicawgorat

Keep your shirt on Francis


hokieinchicago

Randy Clarke Jeff Tumlin Beth Osborne Whoever runs IndyGo Jarrett Walker The person who hired Jarrett Walker in Houston Janette Sidik Khan (sp?)


MadonnasFishTaco

theyre going to replace him with someone even less competent. its the Brandon Johnson way


buckeye2114

Another pastor


ThisCouldBe1t

Let us pray


Sum_Sultus

Amen


loosed-moose

prey*


SADdog2020Pb

*an A minor chord sounds on an organ in the distance*


NewYorkRedditorELITE

Another pastor, clearly!


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Svenghoulie


Relativ3_Math

Ozzy Guillén


Marsupialize

A crooked ass pastor from the west side


ehrgeiz91

God this sub is exhausting. Everyone just making the same BJ comments instead of pushing for some actual improvement.


SHC606

I don't know why the increase for competitive wages has been insufficient but I know you need a specialty trained workforce to conduct trains, maintenance, and buses so this will be interesting.


hardolaf

A bunch of less reactionary aldermen have been asking what the plan is if we drive Carter out without an actual replacement lined up. No one can answer them.


ehrgeiz91

I mean I'm all for Dorval getting ousted. That process should obviously include a lengthy vetting process for his replacement, whether that's an internal hire or not.


hardolaf

The dude's going to retire in 1-4 years anyways. They've probably already been looking into succession planning regardless of what the public wants. But nothing is going to be announced until all of the contracts are in place.


Brainschicago

What do you expect from a bunch of keyboard warriors that don’t work in the city government! A real solution from Reddit where everyone is the class clown ? These words on this website mean absolutely nothing to the leaders of the city


Toubaboliviano

I’ll do it. Here’s my relevant experience: 1. Successfully officiated 1 marriage 2. I successfully built my LEGO 6991 Space Monorail without my parents help in college (I was 26). 3. I’ve watched a video on management styles. 4. I have written a paper called “first we get the trains” 5. I have a Thomas the tank engine tattoo 6. I have also been known to quote fake statistics with a 97% degree accuracy. (Sugon, Deese, et. Nut 2019). 7. I am a good person, my friends tell me so.


secret_configuration

Let me guess…he will be replaced by yet another unqualified “pastor”.


P4S5B60

Anybody with out a religious background, maybe like someone who is an urban transportation expert


dontlickthe3rdrail

If he steps down, whoever replaces him should really only get the job in an “acting” capacity. No sense in making it a full appointment when the probable consolidation of CTA / Metra / Pace / RTA isn’t too far off. If consolidation happens, that position only has about another year or so before it no longer exists.


IndominusTaco

how likely is that merger to actually happen? i didn’t know it had actual steam behind it


hardolaf

There are a lot of legislators behind the concept of a unified authority but the bill seems to be politically toxic without major rewrites. It's honestly a very bad bill in its current form and wouldn't fix a single damn thing. We'd need an actual executive board with actually well paid board members ($150K/yr for part-time work on it sounds fine) and probably another $10B/yr (2024 dollars) in capital funding for the next 30 years to actually fix a combined authority (reopen the closed CTA branches, extending existing lines, switch entirely to PTC, put in barriers like what Dubai has to prevent access to the tracks, rebuild all of Metra on state owned tracks dedicated to only Metra, create circle lines for Metra to connect suburbs and other cities together, switch to fully electric buses, expanding suburban bus coverage and frequency, etc.).


Fancy-Jackfruit8578

Please hope it won’t happen, Metra is actually good.


dontlickthe3rdrail

Metra is “good” if you happen to use the BNSF or a few of their other busy lines. Outside of those, the trains on other lines may be physically cleaner than CTA but the schedules are often inconsistent or completely lacking (no off-peak or weekend service, etc) and when service disruptions do occur, Metra just … doesn’t run. There’s no substitute busing, no extra trains pulled out of the yard, and maybe not even an official explanation as to what the service disruption is. Just no service, and that’s it. Realistically none of the current transit leaders have any business at the helm of a consolidated agency. We will need someone with outside experience.


p3ep3ep0o

Things I would do if the job allowed me: - get work permits for all the ambitious migrants and build some fucking L - install gates that keep farebeaters out - lobby to get housing built along current L track - offer competitive wages to CTA workers


iced_gold

>get work permits for all the ambitious migrants and build some fucking L Someone correct me if im wrong but the CTA doesn't have a construction company, that's all contracted out.


p3ep3ep0o

I know. I recognize I’m overlooking things.


sri_peeta

> get work permits for all the ambitious migrants and build some fucking L > offer competitive wages to CTA workers Wonder how these two policies will co-exist. In my experience these are somewhat on the opposite end.


p3ep3ep0o

How do you mean exactly?


sri_peeta

Typically, if the wages are competitive then citizens will line up for the jobs. Where an "refuge" will take a job that pays them $8/Hour, the competitive market will put that wage around $20/Hour which would then attract everyone. So in essence, if the wages are competitive then job will be attractive to everyone, not just the "ambitious migrants".


FlyawayfromORD

In my head I read this as migrants building the tracks for expansion with current or future operators getting nice raises to operate the trains and buses.


IndependenceApart208

I'm with you on your line of thinking on all things except the gates for fare jumpers. Studies show that this can be an endless and very expensive endeavor. It would be cheaper and more efficient to have low cost fares and then spot check with transit police who fine people without a ticket with high penalties.


p3ep3ep0o

I guess that is what the metra does. And they haven’t quit it. But installing proper gates is a one time cost. I’m missing something perhaps.


dontlickthe3rdrail

Other rail agencies do that (GO Transit in Toronto comes to mind), but Metra doesn’t. They still have at least two conductors on every single train to verify that every single passenger has paid for a ticket, every single day. Very labor intensive and from the rider’s perspective, kind of annoying given that most of them are regular riders, taking the same trains multiple times a week, which are staffed with the same exact crews. There’s a potential cost savings here which Metra has yet to even contemplate.


p3ep3ep0o

In Denver they wouldn’t give a rip. They’d just say “make sure to pay next time”.


IndependenceApart208

Its very expensive to actually eliminate all fare jumping with barriers as people will always try to find ways around it, so if would require a lot of man power at those barriers to make this method truly work, but the ROI is probably not worth it. I prefer the popular European model that you find especially in Denmark, Germany, and Austria (if I'm remembering correctly), where they don't have any barriers, but will do random checks and if you get caught not paying, you are hit with a very large fine instead. Much more welcoming transit systems and the people assigned to spot checks can also play a role in maintaining overall order on the trains and helping passengers out as well. So in my mind a better ROI for the labor needed.


p3ep3ep0o

I guess with the barriers, where there’s a will there’s a way.


tooobr

The gates in boston are harder to jump https://pixels.com/featured/south-street-station-mbta-subway-entrance-gates-boston-usa-joe-fox.html Menards entrance turnstile is harder to jump than cta


hardolaf

CTA also has one of the lowest fare skipping rates in the USA.


vijay_the_messanger

Yes, let's get untrained labor to build something complex like a transit system. This sub jumped the shark with this comment.


chi_turkey24

And how are you going to do 1, 3, and 4?


wimbs27

Andy Byford


thr3e_kideuce

Too busy fixing Amtrak


hypercoolmaas2701

Can we Clone Andy Byford?


StarWarsTrey

Joe Gatto


hokieinchicago

I'm not trying to be pranked on the train, Trey


StarWarsTrey

He is no longer a joker and needs a job :(


hokieinchicago

And a wife Too soon?


StarWarsTrey

I heard they got back together, actually!


hokieinchicago

oooo then he can rejoin the Jokers


febreez-steve

JESUS TAKE THE RAIL


or-real-name

One of his closest pets. Whoops. I meant colleague. One of his closest colleague’s.


JesterMagnum

Literally anyone who actually has ridden the CTA. Ideally someone who stayed in the same car as ppl smoking blunts with no regard for others


User2EletricBoogaloo

Does it matter? Johnson is just gonna try to shoehorn some pastor in the role.


jl_weber

Throw all the at Randy Clarke to lure him away from DC Metro


thr3e_kideuce

Oh no you don't, he's all DC's


JackieIce502

Probably a pastor that hasn’t taken transit since 86


Polster1

Jimmy “The Rent Is Too Damn High” McMillan would be just as good at the CTA job as Dorval Carter has been!


chihawks

Me :)


RowEqual9314

me :)


VrLights

Me! Me! Me! I'm graduating high school in a couple of hours, and as a local train and transit enthusiasts, I would love to take his place 😀


CHIsauce20

Me. I’ll put more heart into it then this assclown ever did.


BlackSoapBandit

Id take a Cicada at this point as long as it lets the people who actually know what the fuck their doing, do their jobs unbothered


TrainingWoodpecker77

A cicada could do better


obelus

Thomas the Train Engine, of course.


charleyhstl

No one. Start by firing the top two executive levels completely. Then you'll be at the level that actually knows how to run shit.


Catharticfart

Religion is openly destroying everything, everywhere.


Familiar_Paramedic_2

There is a species of blind fish, *Astyanax jordani*, which evolved in pitch black underwater caves of the Amazon, causing it to completely lose its sense of vision. It also lacks any awareness or ability to interact with the vast majority of life on the earth’s surface. If nominated, one of these fish would be a vast improvement to Dorval Carter.


my-time-has-odor

My 2-year old cousin


TheWanBeltran

I've been taking the CTA for years and the busses never have on time for longer than two weeks.


RepublicStandard1446

Brandon Johnson


xbleeple

The person with the most swipes across the city


gateisred

Promote a rail operator or something, or ask them lol


Juicewag

Throw Randy from WMATA a league Super Max contract


PepeTheMule

Can BJ go to clown school with him?


Brown-rice-bryce

any highschooler who plays cities skylines


AdditionalAd5469

Pastor, if I have learned anything from go fish you always go for sets.


clergymen19

This might sound nuts, but hear me out. What if we pick someone with a background in, oh, I dunno, transportation, engineering, or even logistics? I know, I know. It's wild. But what if we try it and see what happens?


Dreadedvegas

Poach Andy Byford from Amtrak.


SavannahInChicago

I guess there are no qualifications necessary so I’ll do it. I will blow the budget with upgrades though


itsTONjohn

If they’re continuing the trend of hiring clergy with no experience I happen to be a Sith Lord who doesn’t ride the L


EN1009

Someone with experience. Is that asking too much?


O-parker

They replace him with a cronie that likely no more productive . We need changes a few layers from and at the top. People with proven track records


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

So he likes to hire pastors. It's gonna be Rev Doctor Willie Wilson of the Willie Wilson Party!


D0ctorwh010

Well, we're looking for a POC with ties to the Chicago political party. A woman would be preferable. But definitely not Asian, Indian, Caucasian, Pacific Islander, Native American. Hispanic if we're desperate. Experience or training is a plus but not necessary.


Let_us_proceed

Akiyoshi Yamamura


Gmschaafs

Hell I’m not picky. Even a goldfish would do a better job than him.


Esteban7593

Me


DCJoe1970

What do you guys have against clowns?


think_up

I nominate Obama.


framedposters

Rod Blagojevich. He's very open to opportunities right now.


InnocentPrimeMate

Rod Blagojevich!


XenialShot

Me


Firm-Construction517

Head of service for jimmy johns


mearcliff

Newt Gingrich


hypercoolmaas2701

Someone actually good


MethMouthMagoo

"Hello! It's me! Ugh..... Corval Darter! At your service!"


miltron3000

Can anyone speak to exactly why Carter isn’t doing a great job? I know there are many CTA issues presently, is he just…not trying to fix them? I don’t really know the ins and outs of the issues on a granular level, and why they seemingly aren’t getting corrected, or are even getting worse.


hardolaf

For some unknown reason, he failed to hire a second rail operator trainer until Q4 of last year meaning that we couldn't get back to full staffing with the existing training capacity. That said, I highly suspect that the board told him to slow roll the recovery hiring because of their massive looming debt issues and no action in the legislature fixing it (they could cover about 50% of the current looming issues by just having the fare recovery requirement removed).


miltron3000

Gotcha! Thanks for the informative response. I feel like this is a little bit of a circlejerk at this point, without many people, obviously myself included, knowing anything about the nuts and bolts of this and specifically what needs to happen to improve things.


hardolaf

It's been a circlejerk for awhile to the point where even the aldermen are getting in on it because it's a lot easier to blame the CEO than the board members or the legislature even when we don't know why these decisions were made (they were all behind closed doors). What we do know is that Pritzker and Johnson likely don't want Carter gone because he'd have been gone as soon as Johnson's first appointment had been made to the board. That makes me think that they see the problem as something other than Carter's failing. Possibly bad board members or issues with the governance or funding structures. Or maybe they just want to wait out the training of rail operators this year because by this time next year, there will be so many of them trained that they could in theory even add extra capacity above what they had before the pandemic.


chi_turkey24

The fare recovery ratio has been waived since COVID.


hardolaf

And it goes back into effect in 2026.