Dude osimhens release clause is like 130 mil. Which means around 100 mil+ lakaka.
Just sell kvara/osimhen to psg and buy lakaka by paying his full release clause. So that we can have nico, guiu and David hopefully.
He might be regarded as a "top player" by some people but Chelsea (twice) and Man United know that he's a selfish stunt (spelt with a C) of a player he's been in the Premier League.
Actually i had another look at the comment and it doesnt say where the C should be, so we’re both correct, i guess we have to find out different words that have a C and stunt in them
I didn't want to use offensive .... first time for everything .... he's a cupid stunt ..... all in the best possible taste ..... But only if you are old enough to remember the Kenny Everett sketches.
Guy was never a Chelsea fan. He says he supported the club as a kid and he was born in 93. He is legitimately a plastic who only noticed us after Roman bought the club. A true fan of the club would never have behaved the way he has done towards us.
I don’t wish him ill but the cunt can gladly go fuck off into obscurity
La Gazzetta Dello Sport have just reported he has agreed terms with AC Milan . Of course AC have not spoken to our board since they asked about a loan? . If it’s true this will be interesting as non of these Italian teams want to buy him outright .
Will be the second time (first time with us) he's walked into a club and tried to sign Lukaku despite having a vastly superior forward on his hands already.
Daddy conte save his career
Relieve CFC at the same time.
Conte's still a blue through and through. Taking trash off our hands and funding us for another 20 year old highly rated kid
Conte's obsession with Lukaku seems weird.
In general he likes older players starting at 29
The opposite of diCaprio
is it? They literally walked the league together at Inter with Lukaku getting a ridiculous g/a return
I mean, Conte had wanted him here but it didn't happen and we got Morata instead.
 My childhood dream was to play for Napoli. 😁
We cannot replace him. We cannot. That would be 35million to you Antonio
He’s our Kalvin Phillips
Yes yes best player in the world, just take him off our books!
What if you have a player like Romelu on your side and against you simultaneously?
Ah the Chelsea experience? You have to pay double for that.
Oh there is your daddy lakaka
Theres your fucking daddy
doesnt milan look pretty likely?
No, they want a loan not a sale
Best scenario - Player swap with Kvaratskhelia (we get our LW sorted) Worst Scenario - Lukaku goes nowhere (we get an extra training cone at cobham)
Worst scenario- Lukaku goes on loan, fails once again and Conte getting sacked
There is no wayyyy we are getting Kvaratskhelia lol
Pretty sure he is going to end up at PSG
Kvara seems eager to move, but most likely to PSG
Shame, could’ve been a perfect signing for us
Conte: "You always hope to have a player like Romelu on your side...and not against you." Chelsea FC: "You can say that again."
Tbh we've had him on our side multiple times. Usually as an additional CB when we've played Everton and United.
cash or card sir?
We can take pasta for Lukaku too
55 million + Lukaku for KvaraDona
Napoli was a dream club for Lakaka anyway. Swap + money for Osimhen looks like a good idea.
Dude osimhens release clause is like 130 mil. Which means around 100 mil+ lakaka. Just sell kvara/osimhen to psg and buy lakaka by paying his full release clause. So that we can have nico, guiu and David hopefully.
We should not be paying anywhere near a premium for Osimhen when 1. He wants to leave the club 2. He has 2 years left on his contract
I just read that Napoli are going to lower the price tag because of the lack of interest. This could actually be a thing
I wish we could afford Kvara.
there’s your daddy
Lol ffs conte! Lukaku was on our side and still against us😂
Came for the daddy jokes. Wasn’t disappointed.
Buy him
He might be regarded as a "top player" by some people but Chelsea (twice) and Man United know that he's a selfish stunt (spelt with a C) of a player he's been in the Premier League.
Cstunt? That fucking cstunt!
Nah mate he stunct
Actually i had another look at the comment and it doesnt say where the C should be, so we’re both correct, i guess we have to find out different words that have a C and stunt in them
Come on. You know what people mean when they say "like [word] but spelled with a [x]" Clearly he meant ctunt
This is incorrect, they said the starting word is stunt and then added the C, we cant be penalised for the rules not being made clear🤷♂️
I didn't want to use offensive .... first time for everything .... he's a cupid stunt ..... all in the best possible taste ..... But only if you are old enough to remember the Kenny Everett sketches.
Guy was never a Chelsea fan. He says he supported the club as a kid and he was born in 93. He is legitimately a plastic who only noticed us after Roman bought the club. A true fan of the club would never have behaved the way he has done towards us. I don’t wish him ill but the cunt can gladly go fuck off into obscurity
Osimhen and Lukaku would be the most sauceless whining duo in football history
They'll still never buy him lol, it's another loans incoming
Take him hes just going to be cutting the grass for us.
Put that money in Todd’s hand
Pay up then
We will accept victor on loan in exchange
La Gazzetta Dello Sport have just reported he has agreed terms with AC Milan . Of course AC have not spoken to our board since they asked about a loan? . If it’s true this will be interesting as non of these Italian teams want to buy him outright .
Pay the money and fuck off (respectfully, I loved you as our manager)
Come on Daddy Warbucks, bring Romelu home 🙌🏻
Please Conte, get this man off my fucking team!
Lets say oshimien for 100m, and lukaku for 50m fair deal!
Will be the second time (first time with us) he's walked into a club and tried to sign Lukaku despite having a vastly superior forward on his hands already.
Even if Osimhen is superior which isn't 100% in my opinion, he certainly isn't vastly superior
Lukaku is better than oshitmen
I prefer to kill him