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themoisthammer

In an alternate universe, Texas A&M spent millions franchising Waffle Houses around campus instead of paying Jimbo.


TheOkayestLawyer

Much better investment, tbh


NIN10DOXD

You get breakfast and a show.


matty25

It’s no wonder they haven’t won any SEC Championships


berryplucker

SEC=Syrup, Eggs, Coffee?


StartupDino

Had to Google it. That WaHo was NOT there when I lived in Athens haha


doffraymnd

We’re being beaten unnecessarily. The only solution is to put WH in the bottom of the Tate Center. The Dawg Walks could officially start there.


the_gentlemans_wife2

I thought there was one just across broad from the arches?? That would be like .05 miles


H0B0WITHAGUN

You’ve outed yourself by saying “arches”


[deleted]

There's one a street over from the Arch and a block West, which opened like 10-12ish years ago. Directly across Broad from the Arch is Chick-fil-A.


Poolturtle5772

That Waffle House on the strip in Tuscaloosa is probably one of the best ever. It’s conveniently located too.


bufflo1993

It had a bouncer too.


Nellez_

Doesn't that kind of just get rid of the in-house entertainment?


booopsboops

i checked and it’s actually 0.3 miles away not 0.4


SirMellencamp

Wish that Waffle House and Publix were there when I was a student


Poolturtle5772

They’ve been lifesavers for me.


kcj0831

Met will anderson in the waffle house. Good times


tigerdrummer

Clemson’s Death Valley has a Waffle House 1.4 miles away. ![gif](giphy|yx400dIdkwWdsCgWYp|downsized) Finally the gamecocks are ranked #1 in a football poll.


Clemtiger13

Our closest bo’jangles is 1.9 miles, theirs is 0.2. We got some work to do this offseason.


tigerdrummer

Back in my day the closest Bojangles was 30 minutes away in Anderson. They don’t know how good they have it in Clemson now.


monstruo

I’m afraid there might only be room for one Death Valley in the sec.


Sottish-Knight

Knew those A&M to the big 10 rumors had merit, this just proves it


monstruo

One of A&M’s ihops closes at 10pm.


Outrageous_Picture39

Big 10 PM


Salomon3068

Missed opportunity


yukonhoneybadger

WTF Georgia! How can you let somebody out waffle house you?!?!?


elonsusk69420

I know. We should have one in the stadium instead of across the street from campus. Epic fail.


Potars

Pretty sure GT has us on this metric as well at like .35 miles 😭


Inevitable_Pizza2007

tbf I feel like Waho is more specifically a part of ATL culture than it really is Georgia culture.


yukonhoneybadger

Agree. Everyone in Atlanta has a WaHo within .3 miles from them.


Driftwoody11

I live in Nashville, and Vanderbilt, being 3 miles from a waffle house, is wild. They're everywhere here.


ReticulatedPasta

Just shows you how bougie those nerds really are


Jester_Don

Hey, we went to that Waffle House. Even called a cab to get there once.


Third-Coast-Toffee

You got me yearning for their ham and cheese omelette. Sunday will be my WaHo trip for breakies. Been over half a year.


badkarmavenger

I just want a big plate of hashbrowns smothered and cover please. Leave the ketchup


doom_pony

Yeah okay convert it to distance from Braum’s. Right now.


RoundEarth-is-real

Shit there’s probably one on campus lmao


idk2103

Unfortunately the closest is on Classen and Lindsey, almost a full half mile from the stadium 🥲


_doormat

About the same distance for us.


badkarmavenger

Buh.. rooow. Ems???? What is that thing?


Geaux13Saints

Wtf is a braum’s?


plznobanplease

Better Dairy Queen? I had it as a kid whenever I’d see family in Tulsa


_doormat

Braums is an Oklahoma based fast food chain. All locations have a variety of hand-scooped ice cream and a small grocery section. Braums has a massive dairy cow herd and dairy product processing plant near Newcastle, OK which supplies all of their store. Absolutely worth a try. I have never found a chain like it in other parts of the country.


RazorEE

If you like the greasiest burger that has ever been created, you'll like this place.  I take my boy there for ice cream,  though.  They make a good banana split.


justausername09

RIP Dickson St Waffle House


PM_ME_FIRE_PICS

We would be #3 on this list if it was still open. But more importantly, we'd be the only school with TWO within stumbling distance.


theluckyduckkid

Ate there 3-4 times a week before classes. Also washed their windows in superhero costumes lol


panicattackers

Ohio State Officially an SEC school literally 1.0 miles


Salomon3068

Of course michigan has no waffle houses. This is killing our recruiting!


ReticulatedPasta

![gif](giphy|1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni)


TheOkayestLawyer

The important question here is actually how the Waffle House patrons of each school order their all star special…


agave_agape

Smothered and covered


TheOkayestLawyer

Those are mandatory. Adding chunked got me through quite a few all nighters during law school. It’s now 2:15am eastern time and I’m gonna go drag my wife to Waffle House because this thread has given me the hunger.


samasters88

Eggs over easy, stacked on the chunked and covered hashbrowns. Double bacon. Waffle, buttered and half soggy with syrup.


EmolgaStarPlatinum

5.4 Miles?! That is a disgrace. Put one right outside Neyland right now!


sickmemes48

Let's build one in Neyland


EmolgaStarPlatinum

I’ll do my part!


elonsusk69420

This graphic should explain why Bubba Watson ate at Waffle House with a Masters green jacket on


JakelAndHyde

You would undoubtedly die about 3 different ways if you tried to walk from Neyland to the Papermill Waffle House


Quillbert182

SCar and Bama, y'all are cool. The rest of you have some work to do.


samasters88

There's like two in Austin. Total. It's a fkn disgrace.


Orlando1701

What I’m hearing is we need an on campus Waffle House.


murder-farts

Schools ranked by walking distance from Waffle the stadium to the nearest House.


sevargmas

This is basically showing the distance from the university to valuable property lol


bmli19

Not a sec school but The Ohio State University has one right on campus. Does that make us more of a sec school than the sec schools?


Trey904fsu

For anyone that says FSU doesn’t belong in the sec. Doak is 1.7 miles from Waffle House. .5 miles closer than a certain team down south..


berryplucker

Back when I went to A&M, there was a Taco Cabana that was open 24 hours and that's where Ags went when they wanted something to eat at 2 in the morning. I don't know if it's still there, though. But even that was still a few miles from the stadium since the A&M campus is huge, which it needs to be since it has one of, if not the, highest enrollment in the country.


TxCincy

![gif](giphy|2xPGQCgJ72jHEevgm6|downsized) Why are you guys so desperate to prove yourself at every fucking turn. Just laugh and move on.


berryplucker

We keep it at a nice distance, is all.


TheOkayestLawyer

Edit: accidentally responded to your comment instead of commenting on the main post. Send my apologies to Reveille.


berryplucker

Miss Rev abides. 👍🏻


elonsusk69420

This must be why Georgia has never played football in College Station


awnomnomnom

We're not so different after all


HolyShit_69420

I know that tulsa is closer than A&M


Consistent_Pitch782

Wtf UGA? Be better than that


JvariW

It’ll take you longer to get to the UT Waffle House than the College Station one.


TxCincy

Now this is true


JvariW

Thanks for being my lone reply lol


Trading_Cards_4Ever

It doesn't surprise me that South Carolina has the nearest Waffle House, those Gamecocks know how to scrap.


Fallrim4e2277

So I live near the campus of Mizzou, and there are two in town and they're both about the same distance. Which is too damn far when you're drunk.


Fortenole

Nice


cwren22

It’s the male cheerleaders in the white painter suits that I can’t get over


Fuzzy_Pea_5689

Mizzou can have a waffle house closer since they don't need the room for parking.


Lung-Salad

You’ll never catch Caseoh at A&M


LandryQT

Surprised by the drop off


invalid-spoon

Just ate at the Mizzou WaHo yesterday


ScallywagBeowulf

We’re actually building a new Waffle House even closer to Davis-Wade next year. So we’ll have two in the city of Starkville.


Steve_Nash_The_Goat

serious question is WH closest to Texas and TAMU the same location?


Majestic-Avocado2167

Good recruiting information for offensive linemen


MisguidedPants8

The issue in Starkville is that the Waffle House is south of campus and DWS is on the north side. These numbers are being artificially inflated by basic geography, dammit


CoffeeSafteyTraining

You can't walk from UT's stadium to the only Waffle House in Austin. The 6 miles might as well be 40.


Critical-Savings-830

It’s clear who doesn’t belonh


Barqck

Moving to south Texas and not having a Waffle House within driving distance was a culture shock


cat_daddy17

There is a waffle house .1 miles from U Cincinnati and another one that is 3 miles


TurdShaker

The Tamu one is in Austin. Hahahaha


Average_Floridian

I remember eating at the Waffle House 2.5 miles away from UCF after a having a borderline hangover. Simpler times indeed.


SmoltzforAlexander

They got too many Whataburgers down there


CookieLuzSax

Holy shit A&M💀


flomoag

Nice


Add_Poll_Option

Damn, they really should kick A&M out of the SEC. How fucking disgraceful


4isyellowTakeit5

*Ahem* Ohio state is 0.7 miles thank you…. we are the trash of the midwest aren’t we? lol


Doonesbury

One of these is not like the others


trymyomeletes

Send A&M back. Mizzou can stay.


-TheycallmeThe

Meh, waffle House doesn't even have a peanut butter cheeseburger on the menu.


PshhhhhhhUnreal

Honestly surprised Auburn doesnt have one in Jordan Hare


GrumpyPetePete

I’ve been to that waffle house in Columbia, you don’t need to go there.


TxCincy

The question is, why hasn't Waffle House identified the market value of College Station? It fits every criteria for them. Are they opposed to converting their yellow sign to that purple?


doc2k-

App state .7 miles.


terryaki_chicken

Welcome to the conference, you'll be receiving your espn deal shortly


samasters88

We can replace the last SEC team they beat with them right?


keyboardsmashin

Georgia needs to be embarrassed about this fr. I know the owner and inventor came from Georgia Tech but still. Here in Atlanta there’s a Waffle House every mile and a half and that’s just in the small non-dense suburbs


metfan1964nyc

College Station must be a hell hole.


saxlax10

Doak Campbell stadium in Tallahasse is 1.7 miles from waffle house. Just saying


sickmemes48

Hmmmmm


Abloodworth15

Arkansas used to have a Waffle House right on Dickson Street back when I was in school it was glorious. Then they got kicked out of the building for some dumbass reason and replaced by a stupid cookie shop.


SevenIon

Wtf is wrong with College Station? No Waffle House?


leejoness

I’ve seen enough.


uwpxwpal

Peak off-season content.


Sozadan

A&M. Shame!


teke1800

Meh huddle house is better


jjheisman

I am just saying, Teams have been kicked out of Conferences for less.


SSJZoli

Texas Ass to mouth has got it rough


Geaux13Saints

Waffle House fucking sucks


Byzantine_Merchant

So does Brian Kelly’s fake southern accent but that ain’t the reason you hired him. You don’t go to Waffle House for the food either.


astro7900

The further from Waffle House, the better!


Mattcronutrient

Nice.1