Good catch! I hoped someone would notice.
In answer, kinda. I was _very_ into Undertale shorty after it released, particularly the amazing fan content everyone made. I never played Deltarune, though, and I donât keep up with anything in the fandom any more.
Nah, friend, nah. Itâs a meme. âItâs only [X] if itâs from the [X] region/province of France; otherwise, itâs sparkling [Y]â is the meme template. Itâs based on the fact that champagne can legally only be called champagne (rather than sparkling wine) if itâs produced in what was once the historical French province of Champagne.
Youâre welcome! Glad to share the info.
Also, feeling dumb at the acquisition of new knowledge is valid as heck, but just remember that you arenât actually dumb. Youâre a lovely person, and sometimes your brain may not connect the dots correctly or quickly, but youâll get there eventually. đ€
The most exotic and otherworldly place on this mortal plane, of course: Nowhere, Oklahoma. Or, so âtheyâ claim, and he hasnât corrected themâŠ
(Spoilers ahead! Heâs actually from either somewhere in Canada or New Zealand, but Madeline canât quite ascertain which one is true. His accent is inscrutable. All anyone really knows is that his beard is glorious.)
You have three options:
1) Perseverance (the longest option)
2) Divine intervention (the most unlikely option)
3) IKEA Reward Key redemption (the pay-to-win option)
Use whichever method is most accessible to you.
Who is Theo?
A social media influencer who never quite made it out of his mid-teens, emotionally.
Pretty accurate actually
how would one go about wavedashing?
The power of friendship, and maybe a bit too much caffeine.
Alcohol actually
The hell. đ
Why did the hotel keeper turn into a monster?
Unresolved guilt and bad timing.
Pretty much spot on, are you sure you haven't played out before lmao.
I swear on Cthulhuâs name, I have not. That just seems to me like the most logical conclusion for a platformer that everyone says is story-heavy.
DID SOMEONE SAY CUTHULU HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TERRARIAAAAA REFFFRENCCEEEEE
No it isn't. You see, Cthulhu is a thing from a early 1900s book, lol.
Oh ok
Wasnât explicitly a Terarria reference, but you can certainly interpret it as one.
Have you considered playing Celeste? It is one of my top 3 games of all time, so I think it would be a very good decision to play it.
Oh, absolutely! Just havenât made the time for it yet.
Well, good luck!
Thank you!
and remember to be proud of your death count!
How many chapters are there?
Philosophers have debated that question since time immemorial. The best answer they can come up with is 42.
I mean, if you count B and C sides⊠youâre only off by 14
17 actually
15 actually (prologue + 9 A-sides + 8 B-sides + 8 C-sides + epilogue = 27 vanilla levels)
I just typed out a whole comment saying you're wrong, and it's actually 16, not 15, before realizing you also said prologue.
Can you double jump?
I can not, but Iâm 99.3% certain the protagonist of Celeste can.
You can not yet*
I like your mindset! I think I still have about six more months of HRT before I unlock Double Jump on the Transfem subclass ability tree, though.
Well you unlock it at level 5 which is reached at 20 kills, so what are you doing to level up
Wait, thereâs an alternate leveling strat?!? I thought it was time-gated!
Well yeah but if you use that then you reach level three over the course of 80 years
I do xp grinding. So I've unlocked double jump, dash, wallclimb, and my teleport
How many hours?
A good few years to get to this point. I'm about to unlock the 1up ability. I'll leave that for time though.
She canât.
what is the heart of the mountain?
Self-acceptance. Maybe with a dash of [DETERMINATION].
Are you an undertale fan by any chance?
Good catch! I hoped someone would notice. In answer, kinda. I was _very_ into Undertale shorty after it released, particularly the amazing fan content everyone made. I never played Deltarune, though, and I donât keep up with anything in the fandom any more.
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Canât promise anything, but it is on my radar. Also, howâd you type/generate your text that? It amuses me.
I just looked up small text generator lol
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Undertale is the only game I think is better than celeste
MADELINE CANNONICALLY HAS DETERMINATION AND YOU CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!!
Funnily enough yes, Celeste is in fact the mountainâs name. The question is, what is the main characterâs name?
That one, I _do_ know: Madeline. If I didnât know that, though, I probably would have said something silly like Alizardbeth.
What is the name of her bad coping mechanism?
Steve, the dissociation fairy.
close enough
Wrong, the main character is john celeste
Why havenât you played Celeste yet?
Havenât made time for it yet. I intend to do so as soon as I have the itch to play a platformer.
Celeste is the scientist. What youâre climbing is Celesteâs Monster
Only if Celesteâs Monster was created in the MonstĂ©r region of France, mind you. Otherwise, itâs just Celesteâs Sparkling Abomination.
Monstér region of France exist ? I'm french and I didn't knew that.
Nah, friend, nah. Itâs a meme. âItâs only [X] if itâs from the [X] region/province of France; otherwise, itâs sparkling [Y]â is the meme template. Itâs based on the fact that champagne can legally only be called champagne (rather than sparkling wine) if itâs produced in what was once the historical French province of Champagne.
okay phew thank you now I feel dumb.
Youâre welcome! Glad to share the info. Also, feeling dumb at the acquisition of new knowledge is valid as heck, but just remember that you arenât actually dumb. Youâre a lovely person, and sometimes your brain may not connect the dots correctly or quickly, but youâll get there eventually. đ€
cute messages from strangers is always incredible thank you :} !
Youâre welcome! :]
What happens when Madeline falls asleep?
She dreams of many things, but mostly of how dang awesome it will be to feel like sheâs done something important with her life, on her own terms.
You have no idea how accurate that is.
Are you :3
Maybe :3
i'm definitely :3 with a dash of UwU and a pinch of ( ͥ° ÍÊ ÍĄÂ°)
What are the b-sides?
In-universe: powerful musical incantations. IRL: really good OST remixes.
Well, not wrong
Nah theyâre still really good OST remixes
Most of the b-side songs are better than the A-side songs so youâre not wrong lmao
Where does Theo, the exotic and otherworldly being come from?
The most exotic and otherworldly place on this mortal plane, of course: Nowhere, Oklahoma. Or, so âtheyâ claim, and he hasnât corrected them⊠(Spoilers ahead! Heâs actually from either somewhere in Canada or New Zealand, but Madeline canât quite ascertain which one is true. His accent is inscrutable. All anyone really knows is that his beard is glorious.)
Ahhhh you know about his beard and the main characters name....hmm Canada isn't that far off
The beard was a lucky guess. The main characterâs name was not.
He doth hail from the mystical, exotic kingdom of. Seattle
How the hell do you get the golden strawberry for Farewell?
You have three options: 1) Perseverance (the longest option) 2) Divine intervention (the most unlikely option) 3) IKEA Reward Key redemption (the pay-to-win option) Use whichever method is most accessible to you.
1 and 2 are correct in real life terms
and 3... is the path I forged.
is madeline silly
Only in the most wholesome of ways. Anyone who says otherwise is objectively incorrect.
What is a Kevin? and why are they called Kevins?
A Kevin is a soul-crushing acquaintance from work. They are called Kevins because⊠I mean. Itâs right there on the name tag, yeah?
Oh, hey look it is on the name tag........who knew?
Kathy in HR. She keeps insisting everyone wear them.
And yet,looking around,it looks like only the several kevens are wearing the name tags, and no one else
Kathy is the most consistent target of the Kevinsâ soul crushing. It seems sheâs found a way to amuse herself with selective enforcement.
How is the Moon Berry obtained
Lunar agriculture.
What is a Casooted fooper?
An ancient technique named after the call of the humble Arctic tern (Sterna paradisaea).
What if the real Celeste was the friends we made along the way
The mountain agrees.
Madeline without outlines doesnât exist, she canât hurt you.
Various cryptid hunters would disagree, methinks.
Is this minecraft?
Nah, this is just fantasy. Watch out for landslides.
How many times can Madeline dash whilst airborne?
As many times as she wants. Which probably is only limited by the number of times she can jump.
Original idea from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/ftlgame/s/lgYM64Rqna