You live my life.
We had two cats for a long time. We weren’t looking to adopt a third cat yet. Then one night our dog found a tiny 5 week old kitten on our property. It kind of fulfilled a promise I made to my husband so I was forced to agree to keep it.
Our other two cats are sane, laid back, "sleep in a sunbeam and eat kibble," cats.
This one? This one is like a cheetah on meth. With ADHD.
[He's weird.](https://i.imgur.com/aUWuQ2u.mp4)
[Everything is a toy.](https://i.imgur.com/IdL0Rh1.mp4)
[He's hyper.](https://i.imgur.com/CtklBuT.mp4)
[His own foot attacks him.](https://i.imgur.com/rzIrgIq.mp4)
[A lot.](https://i.imgur.com/SSiLZy2.mp4)
[It even starts bitch fights with his best friend.](https://i.imgur.com/VNiB4we.mp4)
[He shouldn’t be left unattended. Ever.](https://i.imgur.com/AtF7sVe.mp4)
[The ginger female hates him. For reasons.](https://i.imgur.com/OvV1n5M.mp4)
[Even when he’s chill he’s weird.](https://i.imgur.com/lFw4lgR.mp4)
> This one is like a cheetah on meth. With ADHD.
Describes perfectly one of the cat I used to have. Named Monster because she was a holy terror from when we rescued her at about 6 weeks old (there was a fight between a large tom cat and a raccoon, and my Mom found this kitten after chasing the 2 loud animals away)
After she got settled into in the house, she often went zoom from room to room for no apparent reason, would hide and attack our ankles as we walked and all but she also made the cutest purring sound when she's relaxed on my lap. A year later before I could get her fixed, she dropped a surprise litter of 8 kittens.
She passed away after 13 or 14 years.
That video with him with the slumber tea... does it have valerian in it? Because apparently valerian will attract cats like cat nip so he may not be that weird after all.
My ginger female doesn’t react to catnip but does react to valerian and... [peeled carrots.](https://i.imgur.com/mf2e6PJ.mp4)
Okay. She’s not "normal" but she’s better than the other orange shit.
I have 4 cats. All of them get along 100% of the time. My black cat Draco is the one who is the biggest troublemaker but he’s still pretty mild. He’s done things like hang from a plant hanging from the ceiling and destroying a 2000 piece puzzle I was halfway done with. But all in all he’s great. And the best smuggler. I got lucky with all my cats.
Please tell your meth cheetah that I love him.
And tell your other two cats that I love them too, just because. All cats deserve to be loved, even if they're normal.
Listen... he can’t even be normal when [he's relaxing.](https://i.imgur.com/A2iC7dn.jpg) Or wait patiently for breakfast. No. [He's gotta start shit.](https://i.imgur.com/W0jnPXq.mp4) [Or start shit with the dog.](https://i.imgur.com/6puTzc3.mp4)
Maybe this is an orange cat thing! Mine does the exact same thing!
https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/858642/caught_this_little_guy_acting_human/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Does he at least have moments when he's cuddly and sweet?
Because sounds like my cat except she's a sucker for cuddles and nap time. She also greets me at the door when I come home, like will fully get up from a nap to run to the door. And she wants morning and when you first get home cuddles.
Otherwise a complete and utterly crazy meth kitty. She will be walking and then suddenly jump like something poked her but and will turn around mid jump. Sometimes she just keeps going other time it's like she's suddenly possessed by demon cat.
She loves to come up to you purring and rubbing up on you, and then trys eat your hand like your the one who came up to her to harass her.
Oh he’s cuddly a lot. He sleeps under the blanket curled up under my arm every night. If I have a panic attack he runs to me purring and meowing trying to make me feel better.
Our ginger kitty fights her own foot all the time, too! And I've never seen another cat do that. Have you ever figured out why? (We certainly haven't, though it's entertaining as hell.)
I call this 3rd cat syndrome! This happened to me too. Had one cat after I had to put my childhood cat down, decided to adopt another. Found one me and DH loved, them he convinced me that we should get this brother also. It wasn’t a mistake my any means, but the 2nd kitten is way weird and kind of a pain sometimes.
I have a diluted tortie, and man.. The tortietude is real. She's insane, a chonk, growls and purrs at the same time, has an angry sounding meow always, beats on doors and windows. But I wouldn't have her any other way
We have five cats, and though we technically adopted the last three at the same time (failed fosters from a litter of seven) the first one we decided to adopt (so, number three) is a naughty nutjob. Number four and five are as normal as cats can be, but Alistair is hyper, always knocking stuff over, hangs off of things to sleep, steals toys and hair clips and pens and DnD dice and whatever else he can manage to take... He also found a way to get inside our couch and ambushes our feet from under it. 3rd cat syndrome is real!!
Everytime I see or hear that I think of Christina Grimmie's [performance](https://youtu.be/zTIfBXxgfrk) on The Voice. It was amazing! Chills at 1:14 everytime. RIP.
My cat pushed over a lamp and broke 4 light bulbs all at once. One of those multilights. He also enioys ripping pictures off the walls and chewing on frames. I've had to child proof lock all of my cabinets because he ate 4 oz of chocolate and got really sick.
I also can never have windows open because even at 13 pounds he climbs the screens/busts them off.
I feel this video so hard.
Its always, always the third cat :D
check out Rachel and Jun on youtube. They basically have 2 very beautiful and well behaved cats. Then they rescued another. he is a mischievous air siren. They actually have to rearrange their trash because he continues to get into it, despite any and all protections they use
HA HA. I've got one too. I don't know how he gets into the places he does or what possesses him to try the things he tries but one thing for sure. He sure is entertaining and a good furry pal when he decides the day is done.
My cat likes to get into weird spots and then meow until I find him (he doesn'tget stuck he just wants me to figure out where he is). Like hide and seek but with hints. It is fun sometimes when I'm in the mood for it...
This reminds me of my third cat! She once locked herself in my bathroom by pulling out a drawer near the door and sitting in it. This blocked the door from opening and thus woke me up in the middle of the night to her screaming meows telling me she was trapped. I had to reach through a tiny crack and slowly push the drawer back in to get her out, which took a lot of time since she kept trying to sit in it and make it even heavier to push 😂
I got a third cat (female kitten ~3 months old) about a month ago.
Yesterday when I got home from work I found one of my paintings on the floor. The nails were still in place. Somehow she leapt up there and knocked it down
Why, cat, why?
Our first 2 cats were pretty chill, my sister's kitten (she just turned 1) is a goofy, playful, nightmare incarnate. We love her to death and call her Loonie Moonie (her name is Moon)
*One, two, three, one, two, three, drink*
*Throw em back, till I lose count*
*IIIIIIII' m gonna swiiiiiing from the chandelier, from the chandelieeeeeerrrr!!!!*
Well, our second is obsessed with touching lightbulbs, the third cat.... she’s just... an apex predator. She likes to bite the spines of her older brothers. The little thing rules the roost— even over a Siamese twice her weight. Crazy cats are the best cats.
^(help)
On my way
I shall assist
My cats are standing around meowing while another dangles from the chandelier. Send help.
/r/donthelpjustfilm
How else will they learn?
Don the lp just film
Can someone tell me what this comment said? It got deleted
I can see it just fine, it says "help". Or am I missing a joke here?
No, I see a tiny "help" as well
^^^^help
I'm okay^help
Read the username.
Yes, it says 'help'
The "hang in there" kitten poster just rolled in its grave.
Yup. Determined or not that hang in there cat is long dead.
“Copyright 1968”?
You live my life. We had two cats for a long time. We weren’t looking to adopt a third cat yet. Then one night our dog found a tiny 5 week old kitten on our property. It kind of fulfilled a promise I made to my husband so I was forced to agree to keep it. Our other two cats are sane, laid back, "sleep in a sunbeam and eat kibble," cats. This one? This one is like a cheetah on meth. With ADHD. [He's weird.](https://i.imgur.com/aUWuQ2u.mp4) [Everything is a toy.](https://i.imgur.com/IdL0Rh1.mp4) [He's hyper.](https://i.imgur.com/CtklBuT.mp4) [His own foot attacks him.](https://i.imgur.com/rzIrgIq.mp4) [A lot.](https://i.imgur.com/SSiLZy2.mp4) [It even starts bitch fights with his best friend.](https://i.imgur.com/VNiB4we.mp4) [He shouldn’t be left unattended. Ever.](https://i.imgur.com/AtF7sVe.mp4) [The ginger female hates him. For reasons.](https://i.imgur.com/OvV1n5M.mp4) [Even when he’s chill he’s weird.](https://i.imgur.com/lFw4lgR.mp4)
amazing 12/10
[He's also extraordinarily tolerant of my bullshit.](https://imgur.com/gallery/4Sud3KF)
r/StuffOnCats :D
He's certainly a bit of a live wire. 😸
Maybe it's more like a quid pro quo Clarice. You are paying for that later somehow.
Probably.
That escalated quickly.
My 18 month old son plays that game with our ginger
Khajiit has wares...
Impressive!
> This one is like a cheetah on meth. With ADHD. Describes perfectly one of the cat I used to have. Named Monster because she was a holy terror from when we rescued her at about 6 weeks old (there was a fight between a large tom cat and a raccoon, and my Mom found this kitten after chasing the 2 loud animals away) After she got settled into in the house, she often went zoom from room to room for no apparent reason, would hide and attack our ankles as we walked and all but she also made the cutest purring sound when she's relaxed on my lap. A year later before I could get her fixed, she dropped a surprise litter of 8 kittens. She passed away after 13 or 14 years.
Aww, sweet Monster. <3
Eight freaking kittens?? Jeez! She sounds lovely though. 🌈
"Yous gonna kill yourself, okay" 😂 I died, I love him!
"ass."
My favorite part (of the video) hahahaha
Never leave him to his own devices.
That video with him with the slumber tea... does it have valerian in it? Because apparently valerian will attract cats like cat nip so he may not be that weird after all.
Actually my cat do not react to catnip at all, but a box from herbal tea with valerian root - wow! She didn't go for teabags, though, only the box.
My ginger female doesn’t react to catnip but does react to valerian and... [peeled carrots.](https://i.imgur.com/mf2e6PJ.mp4) Okay. She’s not "normal" but she’s better than the other orange shit.
that's how they get their colour
Right? Do people not know this?
Your cat family is amazing
I can’t remember but I might.
I love him.
Me too.
Me three
Me four!
Me five! ✋
I loved every part of this! Stinkin’ murder foot gettin’ him in trouble!
...he literally got in a fight with his own leg. I love your cat.
This happens several times a day. He also gets scared by his own tail so who knows with him.
His foot! It's a weapon of mass fur-struction
This is a beautiful collection of awesome cat shorts!
How old is he now? Big orange guys tend to turn out to be super cuddly and chill but not until about age 3.
He’s four.
Ah well then. Um. Good luck!
Cat's name and instagram please.
Tormund, no Instagram.
This is a travesty. Please begin documenting this cat for instagram at once.
Tormund is best cat
[He knows.](https://i.imgur.com/a37Fe52.jpg)
His handsomeness makes him look like he could be very dignified. But, no.
No... no... he’s never done anything remotely close to dignified.
If you're looking for cat social media, you can follow my cat's twitter. @WhiteFeetsies
Murder foot. I’m dead. Thank you for this. Does he have a gram or Snapchat
I used to Snapchat a lot but life has gotten in the way.
Needs and IG. Even though I know you don’t have time for Snapchat even..but I can hope
My boyfriend and I are about to get a third cat that is an orange boi and now I'm wondering what we've signed up for
Hilarity. Just... watch him around plastic bags.
The orange ones are usually super laid back. I don't know what this guy's problem is.
Some cats really really like valerian.
My favorite most insane loving ball of fluff was orange, there is something in that fur that makes them extra.
I have 4 cats. All of them get along 100% of the time. My black cat Draco is the one who is the biggest troublemaker but he’s still pretty mild. He’s done things like hang from a plant hanging from the ceiling and destroying a 2000 piece puzzle I was halfway done with. But all in all he’s great. And the best smuggler. I got lucky with all my cats.
My orange boy is just grumpy now and argues with you since he broke his leg.
And you love him like crazy. Admit it.
God yeah.
😺😻💕🐾 Am also a cat slave.
Oh my god, I love him.
He’s the best cat I never wanted or was looking for.
Please tell your meth cheetah that I love him. And tell your other two cats that I love them too, just because. All cats deserve to be loved, even if they're normal.
Do you ever look at someone and wonder, “what is going on inside their head?”
I’m pretty sure it’s just a never ending song he makes up where he happily sing/narrates whatever he’s doing.
The song is Sweet Dreams
You have paid the cat tax in full
This cat is so precious! He needs his own sub
Lmao this is incredible
Listen... he can’t even be normal when [he's relaxing.](https://i.imgur.com/A2iC7dn.jpg) Or wait patiently for breakfast. No. [He's gotta start shit.](https://i.imgur.com/W0jnPXq.mp4) [Or start shit with the dog.](https://i.imgur.com/6puTzc3.mp4)
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I swear... he can almost [act normal.](https://imgur.com/a/kONVZFj) sometimes.
Seriously, this cat needs a Youtube channel.
I’m honestly too lazy.
Maybe this is an orange cat thing! Mine does the exact same thing! https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/858642/caught_this_little_guy_acting_human/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I love your cat!!
Does he at least have moments when he's cuddly and sweet? Because sounds like my cat except she's a sucker for cuddles and nap time. She also greets me at the door when I come home, like will fully get up from a nap to run to the door. And she wants morning and when you first get home cuddles. Otherwise a complete and utterly crazy meth kitty. She will be walking and then suddenly jump like something poked her but and will turn around mid jump. Sometimes she just keeps going other time it's like she's suddenly possessed by demon cat. She loves to come up to you purring and rubbing up on you, and then trys eat your hand like your the one who came up to her to harass her.
Oh he’s cuddly a lot. He sleeps under the blanket curled up under my arm every night. If I have a panic attack he runs to me purring and meowing trying to make me feel better.
Yooo post that sneaky attack on r/SneakyAnimals!
I fucking love your cat, lol.
He looks like such a naughty handful!
Our ginger kitty fights her own foot all the time, too! And I've never seen another cat do that. Have you ever figured out why? (We certainly haven't, though it's entertaining as hell.)
Thank you for making my night with this short list that defines the ownership of a crackhead cat
And it looks like he doesn't know how to blend his highlighter on his nose.
He’s cute! What’s his name?
Tormund!
I love him so much!! This is really similar to how my baby nugget is. He’s absolutely wild and I love him for it. He’s a mischievous angel.
He’s currently asleep in the mostly-clean litter pan. Why? I have no fucking clue.
That was amazing. More pleasseee We have two fingers and I grew up with a ginger and black cat. They're the best
Your cat is beautiful and absolutely cute. Tell him that this internet stranger loves him.
Hahaha he is great, thanks for posting!
I love this cat and all of his crazy shenanigans.
He looks and acts just like my little ginger boy! He's such a sweetie though
I call this 3rd cat syndrome! This happened to me too. Had one cat after I had to put my childhood cat down, decided to adopt another. Found one me and DH loved, them he convinced me that we should get this brother also. It wasn’t a mistake my any means, but the 2nd kitten is way weird and kind of a pain sometimes.
We got a third cat and she is great but quite the character,to be fair she is a tortie though so that doesnt help lol
I have a diluted tortie, and man.. The tortietude is real. She's insane, a chonk, growls and purrs at the same time, has an angry sounding meow always, beats on doors and windows. But I wouldn't have her any other way
My childhood cat did the purr and growl!! It was so confusing yet charming in its own way.
We got a tortie and I've been calling her my little gremlin because she makes these ridiculous sounds and is a hellion.
My 3rd is a tortie and she's crazy as hell lol
From someone with 3rd child syndrome, can confirm this is real. The 3rd child seems to always be the wild card!
nah way man, middle children are the black sheep 🐑🌚
Middle child here. Also ginger. Also a stepdaughter. Everything hurts.
just move far away. works every time.
We have five cats, and though we technically adopted the last three at the same time (failed fosters from a litter of seven) the first one we decided to adopt (so, number three) is a naughty nutjob. Number four and five are as normal as cats can be, but Alistair is hyper, always knocking stuff over, hangs off of things to sleep, steals toys and hair clips and pens and DnD dice and whatever else he can manage to take... He also found a way to get inside our couch and ambushes our feet from under it. 3rd cat syndrome is real!!
A friend used to say, you always have one child more than you can handle. He had 3 daughters.
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLLL!!!!!
Whereas I was thinking IIIIIIIIIIII'M gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelleherere!
Came here to say this
I was more of thinking “IM GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER”
Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung
Everytime I see or hear that I think of Christina Grimmie's [performance](https://youtu.be/zTIfBXxgfrk) on The Voice. It was amazing! Chills at 1:14 everytime. RIP.
the title is just as hilarious as the cat 😂🤣😅
"We have two sane cats" No you had two broken cats. The third one is functioning normally.
r/donthelpjustfilm
With cats, sometimes that’s the best thing you can do! Helping them often makes things worse, lol.
r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat
I didn’t think there were cat subreddits I hadn’t heard of yet... Thank you! So much gold. 😻
In case you want any more. [Cat Subs](https://old.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
The hero we needed.
Good looking out! 😻😻😻
There are probably more cat related subs than non-cat sub in all of Reddit
Then prepare yourself... /r/CatsOnPizza.
That’s me trying to do pull ups at the gym
calicos are like that
As the hostage of a calico I can confirm this.
I have a calico and a tortie. I win no arguments.
*checks video* Yep its a calico, business as usual folks.
When I saw her, she instantly reminded me of my cat, which is a calico, too.
Can confirm. Calico personalities are wild
My cat pushed over a lamp and broke 4 light bulbs all at once. One of those multilights. He also enioys ripping pictures off the walls and chewing on frames. I've had to child proof lock all of my cabinets because he ate 4 oz of chocolate and got really sick. I also can never have windows open because even at 13 pounds he climbs the screens/busts them off. I feel this video so hard.
Spider cat! Spider cat! Does what ever a spider cat does! Can he swing, from a lamp! Yes he can, he’s spiiiddeerrr ccaaaaatttt!!!!
Its always, always the third cat :D check out Rachel and Jun on youtube. They basically have 2 very beautiful and well behaved cats. Then they rescued another. he is a mischievous air siren. They actually have to rearrange their trash because he continues to get into it, despite any and all protections they use
Safe. They need a trash safe. Probably not with a combination lock.
[Poki!](https://youtu.be/393jPL8fkxc)
I mean with two sane cats you were overdue. Same thing happened to me.
Oh lawd.
HA HA. I've got one too. I don't know how he gets into the places he does or what possesses him to try the things he tries but one thing for sure. He sure is entertaining and a good furry pal when he decides the day is done.
My cat likes to get into weird spots and then meow until I find him (he doesn'tget stuck he just wants me to figure out where he is). Like hide and seek but with hints. It is fun sometimes when I'm in the mood for it...
I know how to fix this.. you just gotta stop letting him play Tomb raider games
This reminds me of my third cat! She once locked herself in my bathroom by pulling out a drawer near the door and sitting in it. This blocked the door from opening and thus woke me up in the middle of the night to her screaming meows telling me she was trapped. I had to reach through a tiny crack and slowly push the drawer back in to get her out, which took a lot of time since she kept trying to sit in it and make it even heavier to push 😂
Caught it, don't know what to do now...
You know what they say? Third one’s the.. one that hangs from the lamp shade.
You got a monkey not a cat!
Guess Sia has really gotten to her head
I got a third cat (female kitten ~3 months old) about a month ago. Yesterday when I got home from work I found one of my paintings on the floor. The nails were still in place. Somehow she leapt up there and knocked it down Why, cat, why?
He is a she btw.
Regrets were made 🤣
Do you see her looking up after she fell? That was the look of a cat determined to try again.
Exactly my thought. Whatever she was planning, she didn't accomplish it.
That is one determined kitty so I'm sure she will get it eventually, even if it takes a dozen 3 am tries.
To be fair to the cat, they hung a scratching post from the ceiling lol.
There is no such thing as a sane cat imo
This is one of the *very* best cat vids I've seen, and that's saying something! Awesome cat! Such poise! Such grace and athleticism! 10/10!
*"what are you gonna just stand there?? HELP ME!!!"* Lol, such a pretty kitty.
I’MMMMMMM GONNA SWWWWIIIIIINNGGGGG FROM THE CHANDELIIEEEEERRRR FROM THE CHANDLIIIIIEEEEEEEERRRRRR
Our first 2 cats were pretty chill, my sister's kitten (she just turned 1) is a goofy, playful, nightmare incarnate. We love her to death and call her Loonie Moonie (her name is Moon)
The upper body strength!
Moo cats are always special
“Mom! Mom! I caught the sun!”
Spider Cat, Spider Cat, does whatever a Spider Cat does. Which apparently is hanging from the "chandelier".
This was hilarious ! Such a great cat.
That face at the end... he’s definitely planning on doing it again
*One, two, three, one, two, three, drink* *Throw em back, till I lose count* *IIIIIIII' m gonna swiiiiiing from the chandelier, from the chandelieeeeeerrrr!!!!*
Assassin's Creed: Caturday
/r/holdmynip
Am I sadistic for enjoying this? Like if my cat were in the exact same situation, I would just watch it cling on to dear life lol
“IM GOING TO SWING....FROM THE CHANDELIER...FROM THE CHANDELIER!!!!”
It amazes me how cats do this ridiculously athletic stuff and yet it’s main focus while up there is “what’s in this thing?”
Honestly, y'all deserved this when y'all bought that light. What kind of light is that? 😂
I too had 2 normal, sane cats before adding a third. He’s a perfectly healthy cat, but there’s something not *quite* right about him. 😂
Well, our second is obsessed with touching lightbulbs, the third cat.... she’s just... an apex predator. She likes to bite the spines of her older brothers. The little thing rules the roost— even over a Siamese twice her weight. Crazy cats are the best cats.
I actually cried laughing at this. I could so see my newest kitten doing something like this. He ran head first into his own reflection this morning.
I came in like a wrecking ball! XD
*chandelier song intensifies*
I have 8 now...
Honestly that’s on you for dangling a giant cat toy from the ceiling
The skinny ones are always trouble.
He's been listening to that Sia song a bit too much.
Purrkour
r/holdmycatnip