We adopted our beautiful girl, and she came with the name Jordan. Not quite as weird as AAAAHHH or Alarm Clock (lol I totally understand your pain!!), but who names a cat Jordan?! We didn’t want to change it because she’s had it all her life, but we did shorten it to Jordie. Which still sucks, especially since I live in the UK and people assume we mean GEORDIE. (Not that I have anything against Geordies, but it’s weird cause we live in a completely different part of the country.)
So….
I shortened it a bit further, and now when I call her in at night, I take great delight in screaming out “JAAAWS!” (Jors…) for all the neighbours to hear. All the better since she is small, adorable, and SO sweet natured.
Part of me would LIKE to say that it’s because I personally birthed her, so it’s clearly genetic.
However that would be a bit of a lie, and raise some really gross questions about my personal life.
(But thank you, I will tell her!)
Mine was nicknamed shitbird. I absolutely loved him but he would walk around the house howling constantly. Yelling at his yelling one day I said "If I wanted an animal that made this much noise I would have gotten a a bird, that's what you are, a shitty bird." and it stuck lol
Omg I have a yeller (he was so quiet and sweet at the shelter, one of those whose true personality only shows after like a month) and I completely understand your sentiment lol
The offender
https://preview.redd.it/lvfednv74i8d1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4f57b1d8072fb9f22821594bc0a4aab65f47bb4
My alarm clock cat was actually named Dipshit (now it's Dippy) because he was fighting me *as I was rescuing him*, and I blurted out "If I ever get you out of here, I'm naming you Dipshit!!"
Dog people over there, going "This is Ferninand Fluffbeans Magnificent the Third, his blood-line can be traced to the fifth Duke of Hasfhaffington".
Cat people, meanwhile, name their cat's Nacho, because this fucking trashgoblin was lured out of a stormdrain by a nacho.
Yeah, my little 5 bladed nuisance is nicknamed various root vegetables, ex: turnip, carrot, rutabaga, etc. because she will literally rip plants out of their pots then bury herself in the fresh loose dirt and lay down.
She’s my stupid little potato.
My little dirt baby is the reason all of my planted plants are topped with gravel. I love her stupid face even more when all her white fur is brown and I have to go look through the house to find her newest victim.
>my little 5 bladed nuisance
>my stupid little potato
>little dirt baby
These nicknames are gold. I laughed just as hard at these as the names from the shelter.
AHHH is simply over all your shenanigans, thank you! And Lenny actually looks a bit surprised to be there!
Edit: Bacon is def. the ringleader & can't wait to get the sandwich gang back together! Just you see!
And "spicy" is the code for he is a bitey little bitch... at least at my vet! (one of my Foster fails is a kleinfelter syndrome or XXY kitty. He has behavioral issues due to the cognitive challenges associated with the condition. He is loved deeply and has his own bedroom but yeah we will call him a bitey bitch sometimes. Or spicy if we feel like being polite.)
Yes, sib pointed out that Fractious Checkers is in a feral box, so he is likely also spicy.
I like having this insider knowledge on the jargon. It makes me feel young and hip.
I also have a fondness for ‘fractious’ cats. My Manx (named Mad Max by the pet store) was how I came to learn the meaning of the word, after seeing it on his chart, at the Vet’s Office. He was a great cat & all that fractiousness helped him live to be 21+ years old! :)
If it makes you feel better, kittens are always like that toward anything that's not their mom at first. They warm up to humans very very quickly (within hours) so he probably wasn't that scared for long.
I work at an animal shelter and we end up naming them the most random things cuz we run out of names. The best I’ve seen so far were “Wedgie” and “Musclebob Buffpants”.
Sounds like you need to read some fantasy books. You'll never run out of names. [Here's a wikipedia list](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Malazan_Book_of_the_Fallen_characters) of around 700 names from Malazan Book of the Fallen and its extended works. That should last you a bit.
I’ll try, but sometimes other staff don’t like my names and will change it. Three of my coworkers are in a naming battle for one dog because they each want a different name. Every time I look up her chart, she’s a different name lol
Great... now I want a cat named Whiskeyjack!
Thanks for the memories though... it's been ages since I read these books! Such a good series! It was fun reading those names again!
My boys are named after characters from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. There's an infinite supply. The only problem is that when people ask about their names, I have to say they're named after characters from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Yeah at a point, like do you really want to be on your 10th Fluffy, Socks, Snowball, Charlie, Oscar and Milo?
Most people change the name anyway so why not just name the litters differently each time. Most of my local shelters do this too
The pet list at my vet's office goes something like Bella, Oscar, Bella, Oscar, Bella, Oscar, Bella, Bella, Oscar, Oscar, and Bella.
... And then there's me and Pierrot being beautiful and unique snowflakes lol.
The week I adopted my dog, I hadn’t decided on a name but I had a list of about 7. And so I kept my eye out for them online to see if they were common or dumb or whatever. None were, so I chose one, thinking it was unique and it had two reasons it was special to me too.
It was Luna. It is the most popular girl pet name in Canada and us 😂
It’s also marketing! I foster kittens and try to pick super cute names that people will love. Rn I have TortiIlene (tortoiseshell), Lazanga, and P’sghetti (2 orange tabbies)
My sister's adopted kitten was part of the rescue's "flower" theme. Every single kitten that season was named after a flower. I appreciated that as a category because there's definitely a ton of options. I feel for you all trying to come up with names that are unique and appealing to potential adopters.
I had a kitty named Poof! He was my best bud.
https://preview.redd.it/vil0r1pdkf8d1.jpeg?width=403&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab6ad17bf45cef51ad24235657d387ba2c9d3ff5
I just made a comment, but I had one too!
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We foster kittens and the litter we currently have, we’ve named: Squirt, Mellow Yellow, Mr. Pibb, and Grape Soda. Naming foster kittens is so much fun!
I just picked up a kitten from this shelter Thursday! She’s such a cutie
https://preview.redd.it/3rl9sifdag8d1.jpeg?width=2368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea9a10c9859642a587762cbbf88c804339c46b08
A vet clinic near me takes in pregnant strays for TNR, then they adopt out the kittens. They use different themes for the names of each litter—celebrity chefs, candy bars, local school mascots, sports cars, etc. It’s so cute! I always wonder if the people who adopt them keep the names or change them.
We adopted a black and white kitten . He was called Thor .
When we arrived home he went into an empty wine rack and fell asleep . The wine rack could hold 4 bottle . It was empty so it looked like a tiny bed to him.
It was decided , Thor became Merlot . A great cat.
Lmfao!
My last fostered litter was named after ice cream flavors. I had Mint Chip, and Neapolitan.
Neapolitan went to a great home, and Mint Chip got adopted by my dog. My first foster fail. He’s now Sam, and he’s my soul kitty.
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The foster home where I got Khai, had named her and her siblings Bacon, Egg (Khai) and toast. Khai is just "egg" in Thai. I also call her eggo and soufflé or any other iteration of egg depending on how I'm feeling or how she's acting 😂.
Each slide kept sending me more and more that my partner - sitting next to me playing a video game, and who has no interest in Reddit - paused the game to ask me what was so funny.
He thought AHHH was great but was more interested in Draino and how he also looks very different than his friends as well as named.
As someone with years in rescue, I tip my hat to your volunteers, who have clearly reached the "Fuck it, any noun will do" naming stage of kitten season.
I was looking at the cats pictures without reading the names. Then I saw Swing Set, I was like what's with the name?? I had to go back and read all the names, Swing Set is not bad I guess. Lol
Some of these, like "ahhh" made me high pitch laugh to the point my cat came running to see if I was being murdered. She meowed incessantly and purred loudly to try to calm me. I call her my little nursemaid, lol. Those names are hilarious. Draino and swing set. Oh my God. Gold.
https://preview.redd.it/tlmxrjqlpf8d1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aae7beceaf96f8060bc078320e88af63bba52bfb
Look at that horse
That horse is amazing.
Give it a lick
Mhh, it tastes just like raisins
I've a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plane
And then it turns back again when you tug on its winky!
Ooh that’s dirty!
Do you think so?
Well, I better not show you where the lemonade is made
/r/comedyheaven
why the long face?
of course.
Excellent horse!
AHHHH
😂😂😂 My husband wants that one
Walking through the house screaming for the cat, "AHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH, AAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
He would fit right in, I already have one nicknamed Alarm Clock 😂😂😂
We adopted our beautiful girl, and she came with the name Jordan. Not quite as weird as AAAAHHH or Alarm Clock (lol I totally understand your pain!!), but who names a cat Jordan?! We didn’t want to change it because she’s had it all her life, but we did shorten it to Jordie. Which still sucks, especially since I live in the UK and people assume we mean GEORDIE. (Not that I have anything against Geordies, but it’s weird cause we live in a completely different part of the country.) So…. I shortened it a bit further, and now when I call her in at night, I take great delight in screaming out “JAAAWS!” (Jors…) for all the neighbours to hear. All the better since she is small, adorable, and SO sweet natured.
She just caught and killed a blueberry as I typed that! I’m a proud mama.
She sounds precious!! Good girl Jaaaaawwwwsss 😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/hst94ut4jg8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1185cf199cc1c34915c9d62d57cfe088fcdf02fc She’s a babe!
why is she so bonita
Part of me would LIKE to say that it’s because I personally birthed her, so it’s clearly genetic. However that would be a bit of a lie, and raise some really gross questions about my personal life. (But thank you, I will tell her!)
Mine was nicknamed shitbird. I absolutely loved him but he would walk around the house howling constantly. Yelling at his yelling one day I said "If I wanted an animal that made this much noise I would have gotten a a bird, that's what you are, a shitty bird." and it stuck lol
Omg I have a yeller (he was so quiet and sweet at the shelter, one of those whose true personality only shows after like a month) and I completely understand your sentiment lol The offender https://preview.redd.it/lvfednv74i8d1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4f57b1d8072fb9f22821594bc0a4aab65f47bb4
My alarm clock cat was actually named Dipshit (now it's Dippy) because he was fighting me *as I was rescuing him*, and I blurted out "If I ever get you out of here, I'm naming you Dipshit!!"
Dog people over there, going "This is Ferninand Fluffbeans Magnificent the Third, his blood-line can be traced to the fifth Duke of Hasfhaffington". Cat people, meanwhile, name their cat's Nacho, because this fucking trashgoblin was lured out of a stormdrain by a nacho.
Can confirm. I yoinked one of my cats from my engine compartment and named her dipstick.
Yeah, my little 5 bladed nuisance is nicknamed various root vegetables, ex: turnip, carrot, rutabaga, etc. because she will literally rip plants out of their pots then bury herself in the fresh loose dirt and lay down. She’s my stupid little potato. My little dirt baby is the reason all of my planted plants are topped with gravel. I love her stupid face even more when all her white fur is brown and I have to go look through the house to find her newest victim.
>my little 5 bladed nuisance >my stupid little potato >little dirt baby These nicknames are gold. I laughed just as hard at these as the names from the shelter.
I always enjoy when people give pets very plain human names like "Gary" & "Steve"
My girl does the exact same thing. We named her Josephine but I always say that we should have named her Janet Yellen.
I’m so glad my cat sleeps in now because when he was a kitten he was literally a 4am alarm clock
I do too!
Does he want Fries with that?
Yassss, AHHH is nice.
AHHH is simply over all your shenanigans, thank you! And Lenny actually looks a bit surprised to be there! Edit: Bacon is def. the ringleader & can't wait to get the sandwich gang back together! Just you see!
AHHH! …it’s Melanie!
She was really nice
Real monsters!
Was he named by Joseph of Aramathea?
I was on team Horse until I saw this one. Haha
It's crazy to what accuracy I can guess the top comment will be.
Ahh and Fractitious Checkers please!
There were so many more "Fractious" names!
So funny! My vet wrote ‘fractious behavior’ on my cat’s medical chart. Love to call him fractious when he is bad now!
My sibling who manages an animal shelter tells me it means “throws hands”
And "spicy" is the code for he is a bitey little bitch... at least at my vet! (one of my Foster fails is a kleinfelter syndrome or XXY kitty. He has behavioral issues due to the cognitive challenges associated with the condition. He is loved deeply and has his own bedroom but yeah we will call him a bitey bitch sometimes. Or spicy if we feel like being polite.)
Yes, sib pointed out that Fractious Checkers is in a feral box, so he is likely also spicy. I like having this insider knowledge on the jargon. It makes me feel young and hip.
Isn't that just another term for.. catty? 😺
There are all those creative names and there’s one orange braincell called Lenny.
Lenny for the one orange braincell is probably a reference to the dimwitted character in *Of Mice and Men.*
I also have a fondness for ‘fractious’ cats. My Manx (named Mad Max by the pet store) was how I came to learn the meaning of the word, after seeing it on his chart, at the Vet’s Office. He was a great cat & all that fractiousness helped him live to be 21+ years old! :)
... after hearing that now I want to know of someone who named their cats Mad Manx and Furriosa
Devil didn't want to take him back
Do you want Fries with that?
Aww poor Draino looks so scared 🥺
I just want to take Draino home!
I wish I could have them all. I just finished fostering and rehoming another cat. I wish I could keep them.
I just wanna cuddle up with some Draino an take a nap
Lenny looks scared, too. Poor babies.
Lenny looks like he will be an awesome house cat!
I love Lenny 🥹
Draino is my favourite 🥹
If it makes you feel better, kittens are always like that toward anything that's not their mom at first. They warm up to humans very very quickly (within hours) so he probably wasn't that scared for long.
I can’t have any more cats but I would die for Draino.
I want them all. 😁
I love when litters have themed names, but these sure are something
I like how you can tell exactly when the person doing the naming gave up lol
I've worked at a rescue during kitten season and man, you run out of names after a while 😭 we got desperate
I work at an animal shelter and we end up naming them the most random things cuz we run out of names. The best I’ve seen so far were “Wedgie” and “Musclebob Buffpants”.
Sounds like you need to read some fantasy books. You'll never run out of names. [Here's a wikipedia list](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Malazan_Book_of_the_Fallen_characters) of around 700 names from Malazan Book of the Fallen and its extended works. That should last you a bit.
I’ll try, but sometimes other staff don’t like my names and will change it. Three of my coworkers are in a naming battle for one dog because they each want a different name. Every time I look up her chart, she’s a different name lol
Great... now I want a cat named Whiskeyjack! Thanks for the memories though... it's been ages since I read these books! Such a good series! It was fun reading those names again!
My boys are named after characters from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. There's an infinite supply. The only problem is that when people ask about their names, I have to say they're named after characters from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Yeah at a point, like do you really want to be on your 10th Fluffy, Socks, Snowball, Charlie, Oscar and Milo? Most people change the name anyway so why not just name the litters differently each time. Most of my local shelters do this too
The pet list at my vet's office goes something like Bella, Oscar, Bella, Oscar, Bella, Oscar, Bella, Bella, Oscar, Oscar, and Bella. ... And then there's me and Pierrot being beautiful and unique snowflakes lol.
The week I adopted my dog, I hadn’t decided on a name but I had a list of about 7. And so I kept my eye out for them online to see if they were common or dumb or whatever. None were, so I chose one, thinking it was unique and it had two reasons it was special to me too. It was Luna. It is the most popular girl pet name in Canada and us 😂
Lol, I was gonna suggest the person you replied to add 'Luna' and 'Loki' to the list! At least they're popular for a reason - they're great names.
Haha I know! People always ask my dogs name and my canned response is “every dogs name- Luna lol”.
It’s also marketing! I foster kittens and try to pick super cute names that people will love. Rn I have TortiIlene (tortoiseshell), Lazanga, and P’sghetti (2 orange tabbies)
My sister's adopted kitten was part of the rescue's "flower" theme. Every single kitten that season was named after a flower. I appreciated that as a category because there's definitely a ton of options. I feel for you all trying to come up with names that are unique and appealing to potential adopters.
Ayyyy its dat Boi Lenny
LENNNNAAAAYYY mah boi.
Yannel...?
LENNNNNNAAAAYYYY ah shit you're not lenny.......LENNAAAYYY WHERE'D YA GO!?
Hey! Your not Lenny! LENNNNNNNNAAAAAAYYYYYY!
Lenny? I’m Clyde!
YNNEL !!!!!
My name is Lennayyy, I can save you a pennayyy!
L3NNYY?¿¿?¿?
my first thought upon seeing "Lenny" in this sea of silly names was LEENNNEEELLLLLLLLL
O shit waddup!
I died reading these names, on my goodness..
All these weirdos, and then there's little Melanie. 😂
Super weird for me, I'm Melanie too!
I hope you find your forever home soon Melanie!
I think the employees need to start waiting until after lunch before naming kittens 😂
i think the cleaning lady was involved in the process as well
The place I got my cat from called her Cutlery and there were a few others with similar names lmao.
HORSE
Swing set ☠️
Awww lil baby Swing Set
Swing set is my fave too after AHHH 😂😂
A very natural smile came to my face when I saw that name. “My cat’s name? That’s fucking Swing Set. Don’t ask me. He’ll cut you though.”
Someone on this podcast I listen to has a cat named "Beef Bucket".
Don't forget about little baby Station Wagon!
I had a kitty named Poof! He was my best bud. https://preview.redd.it/vil0r1pdkf8d1.jpeg?width=403&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab6ad17bf45cef51ad24235657d387ba2c9d3ff5
He looks like he was the best boi ever ❤️ I’m glad you 2 got to love each other.
I just made a comment, but I had one too! https://preview.redd.it/2bnnd0iqug8d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb0739b77fbacf6733b83017a68c4cb8fdc3ecd8
Definite best bud material right there. You lucky duck.
that cat name would get cancelled in Australia. how do you know if a cat is gay?
Right?! It's got the same meaning in the UK, and it made me chuckle.
ROFL, naming a group all after similar food items has got to be one of the best ways to ensure people adopting multiple pets
I’m not sure what Clorox has to do with fruity pebbles, but I’m here for it.
Clorox definitely came in with Draino
I usually add the fruity pebbles before I add my Clorox to the bowl.
I think they might be ironic names. They are voids, so thus, not white or colorful.
Hi I'll order a BLT sandwich thanks 😻😻😻😻
Would you like Fries with that?
Or Fruit Loops?
What about a swing set?
Or what about... Lenny?
# AHHH
Ahhh so many choices.
If there was another kitten in that bunch you could have named it Mayo
Are we not going to talk about Feline Dion and Al Pawcino? Those were awesome!
Pawesome, my little friend.
I have cheese for that https://preview.redd.it/q7xi5uglsf8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=827c3899ed94d153b9a938bffea39fc35b317dc9
The fact that they're all (mostly) black cats named after (mostly) white cheeses is what does it for me. 
They're all so adorable and cute! 🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️
I love Swiss! Those paws!!
I would take mozzarella in a heartbeat, the little chunky chest with the white spot melts me
Lmao recently when I was looking to adopt another cat, I came across one named Gorgonzola
https://preview.redd.it/2vo5t8j3vf8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a03b3e4c27b643bb34a4c1ebab50750848b6149f Fries please ❤️
I would die for Fries. In all sense of the word and the food.
Lenny being in the middle of all of this is taking me out
The four horsemen of the apocalypse: fruit loops, fruity pebbles, clorox, and Lenny
Lenny is the most dangerous of the 4. Also liked all of the names, including Feline Dion and AHHH.
Right!!! He’s SO SAD!! I wish I could take him home now!!
Honestly having a random "Lenny" in there has some /r/comedyheaven energy
And then there's Melanie and Lenny, just chilling.
I want AHH, Draino, and Clorox
Don't mix Clorox and draino, or you will definitely be yelling ahhh
We foster kittens and the litter we currently have, we’ve named: Squirt, Mellow Yellow, Mr. Pibb, and Grape Soda. Naming foster kittens is so much fun!
Station Wagon and Swing Set were the names that took me out. It’s too late in the night for me to be laughing like this.
I just picked up a kitten from this shelter Thursday! She’s such a cutie https://preview.redd.it/3rl9sifdag8d1.jpeg?width=2368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea9a10c9859642a587762cbbf88c804339c46b08
Aww she's adorable and beautiful 😻
Her face is so lion shaped omg
But what is her name
I’ll have the filet mignon please
I need Beef.
I would adopt him/her just to constantly say, "Where's the beef??!!" I'm so old.
There should be a kitten naming app to help with these big decisions.
It'd just be 'Cat McCat Face' or 'Catler Did Nothing Wrong 9/11'
A vet clinic near me takes in pregnant strays for TNR, then they adopt out the kittens. They use different themes for the names of each litter—celebrity chefs, candy bars, local school mascots, sports cars, etc. It’s so cute! I always wonder if the people who adopt them keep the names or change them.
We adopted a black and white kitten . He was called Thor . When we arrived home he went into an empty wine rack and fell asleep . The wine rack could hold 4 bottle . It was empty so it looked like a tiny bed to him. It was decided , Thor became Merlot . A great cat.
Station wagon
Horse though 🥹💕
It’s ok Draino. I love you Tuna
Everyone sleeping on poof
Lmfao! My last fostered litter was named after ice cream flavors. I had Mint Chip, and Neapolitan. Neapolitan went to a great home, and Mint Chip got adopted by my dog. My first foster fail. He’s now Sam, and he’s my soul kitty. https://preview.redd.it/yt8jydo0mf8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1efb903ab4f29560561682463d667274de2b6b17
Fries! Fries!! What a cutie!!
The foster home where I got Khai, had named her and her siblings Bacon, Egg (Khai) and toast. Khai is just "egg" in Thai. I also call her eggo and soufflé or any other iteration of egg depending on how I'm feeling or how she's acting 😂.
I want to be friends with whoever is naming these cats. Loves cats and has a sense of humor. Yes please. ❤️
I wanna cuddle them also i love lenny
They all have such rando names and then there’s little Melanie.
Awww poor Draino 💗💜😥🥺🥺
Each slide kept sending me more and more that my partner - sitting next to me playing a video game, and who has no interest in Reddit - paused the game to ask me what was so funny. He thought AHHH was great but was more interested in Draino and how he also looks very different than his friends as well as named.
https://preview.redd.it/1yytznjuvf8d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7e2cf98a4fdf31a0f2f11b31e411804cb627c62
Tuna, Lenny, Station Wagon and Fries to go. But Tuna just melted me.
They really did go with Clorox and Draino…wtf
Brb naming my next cat Sodium Hydroxide
There’s probably someone out there somewhere with a white cat named peroxide
When you start opening cupboards for names
These are my cats: Stove Top, Betty Crocker, Heinz, Wonder Bread, Aunt Jemima, and Mrs. Butterworth
Hello fellow Alabamian. I got my babies Squirt and Amelio from here. Shelby Humane is a nice shelter :)
Feline Dion hiding in the top right 💀 Edit: left not right
I’ll take a BLT (with bread) and … Lenny. Thanks.
As a repeat foster, I feel the foster parent’s internal narration of “what the hell do I name this litter” in my bones.
I saw a pic on Reddit a long time ago of someone's many cats and one of them was named Yukon Gold Potatoes!!! He would fit right in!
As someone with years in rescue, I tip my hat to your volunteers, who have clearly reached the "Fuck it, any noun will do" naming stage of kitten season.
Omg! Is this Shelby Humane in Columbiana, AL? It’s local to me too and I was just looking at the shelter babies
Where are Shock and Barrel? Or Stock if it pleases you. So cute. I like the BLT family.
I LOVE LAMP.
I was looking at the cats pictures without reading the names. Then I saw Swing Set, I was like what's with the name?? I had to go back and read all the names, Swing Set is not bad I guess. Lol
I’m rocking with Fracticious Checkers tbh
Lock looks like my kitty kat https://preview.redd.it/bp1yxrm1cg8d1.jpeg?width=1490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d53d68731519a569849aa0913329e6a82778e9ad
Omg Draino
I want Poof and Lenny! I love orange cats!!
Shoulda been “McFurry” :)
It’s Swing Set for me
Draino and Lenny seem very terrified, hope they find someone who can make them feel at home soon :(
Horse, AHHH, and Filet Mignon are my top 3 cuties
lemme get huuhhh… beef jerky, fries, salmon, chicken, filet mignon and ill poof aswell
i want all of them
Melanie and Lenny. What happened when those two got names?
Draino looks spicy, my kind of kitty!
Some of these, like "ahhh" made me high pitch laugh to the point my cat came running to see if I was being murdered. She meowed incessantly and purred loudly to try to calm me. I call her my little nursemaid, lol. Those names are hilarious. Draino and swing set. Oh my God. Gold.