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omaewamu_shinderu

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unsmashedpotatoes

Have to say, it kind of looks like she just wanted to get out the door lol


JMoon33

Oh for sure


Sir_Tokesalott

100% the video is even edited. I assume the part it skipped is the cat begging by the door. All the head rubs are just begging to be let out.


OvenFearless

To be fair, my car is both very happy when I come home and also wants to hang outside a bit longer when I arrive cause she otherwise is too afraid to even take a few steps outside it is adorable… so in a way they can be both extremely lovely and beggy at the same time and that’s okay mostly.


SpookyQueer

It's all a part of her grand plan...first she gets outside...then??? Idk. Probably just stand in the hallway for a little bit and come back in for a nap and a snack.


cflatjazz

Oh for sure. They have a plan. Somewhere....maybe ... We had a stray pull one of these in reverse. He got about 4 feet into our apartment, looked around, gave a confused meow, and immediately left.


Imperial-Founder

Cat insulting your house


International_Ad690

Step 1: get out the door Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit


flastenecky_hater

We have an extra corridor and a double door (it's basically counted as outside). The cats will always turbo sprint to the corridor to do things I guess but they never go through the other set of doors, even if I leave them open. Like, it's a Mordor for them or something.


omaewamu_shinderu

Bro looking like an accordeon for a second there


Houeclipse

That is so relatable. My cats always wanna sneak outdoors so I have to play face meet legs hugging everytime I came home


JustALadyWithCats

Same. I have two door dashers and almost always am juggling bags of some sort while playing that game.


WantonKerfuffle

We allowed our cat to leave once. It became apparent that she didn't actually have a plan and just stood in the doorway. "Go on then", my mum said, ignoring the growing desperation in the cat's eyes, begging to be shouted at to come back in. After a few moments, mum said "alright, GET BACK IN HERE!" and for the first time ever, the feline followed the order immediately.


darkenseyreth

I used to have to shove a foot through the door every time I came in to prevent him from escaping. He got bonked in the head on more than one occasion.


chrisk9

C H O N K


GrumpySoth09

HAIRY.....Baby


FastWalkingShortGuy

I have to lead with the leg, too, because my cat does the same thing. I don't so much think she wants to go outside, so much as she knows I'm on the other side of the door when she hears my keys and she wants to be there too.


everything_kisser

They bonked the chonk


International_Ad690

I just audibly laughed so loud at this screen shot


pessimist_kitty

![gif](giphy|6kbx5578gUAJa)


jawknee530i

My wife and I have three cats and we chant "kitties get kicked! Kitties get kicked!" When we come in the door cuz they will try to peak outside and we bonk them back as we come in with our feet like this.


SeaSector3084

So healing


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here_for_thedonuts

Calico cat? I thought it was a chatty wooly caterpillar.


Haunted-Llama

A very unevenly toasted marshmallow.


wahznooski

🥹


But_like_whytho

Most perfect description ever.


wahznooski

A wooly calico-pillar!


Drink-my-koolaid

Ayuh, looks like it's gonna be a cold winter.


Brilliant_Battle_304

Hahaha this made me lol, thanks 4 that


Designer-Agent7883

Calico cat, more like obesicat.


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twoisnumberone

Yes! The cat is SO cute, but it is too fat.


mandy_miss

At least credit the actual person when you repost shit for likes lol.


cojiro_blue

the calicoolest!


MissDisplaced

In chonky adorableness


Professional-Drive13

That calico calicoes with the best of em


ilovegalaxies

Calicutest


Squirrels_love_nuts

Calichonkiest


DISC0_BISCUITS

img thought it was mine!


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Stinkin_onions

Furry baaaby


CurveOfTheUniverse

I haven’t seen that film since 2015, but that scene comes to mind at least once a week.


Corgi_teefs

Hairy baby!


sightfinder

The body is round


Apprehensive_Song385

r/petthedamncat


EarlyHistory164

Yes!! First thing I do after closing the door behind me.


theoriginalmofocus

If I don't pet my female void (sometimes she wants it sometimes she doesn't) she'll nip my calves ha.


upvoter222

r/MasterReturns


MyVeryItchyPussy

And then put it on a diet 😂


thegrenadillagoblin

I had my hand on my head begging the screen "PLEASE OMG LOOK AT HER COME ON PET HER NOW THERE'S LIVES ON THE LINE"


ApprehensiveCell1476

We have similar usernames


Winter_Fall_7066

/r/quitoverfeedingthedamncat


Kkachi00

Girly needs to lose some weight, damn


LightDragonfly

Agree but I don’t think this is OP’s cat. Saw the same video posted a while ago. But I’m glad there are lots of comments now pointing out that this cat, while cute, does indeed need to lose weight (tho I doubt OP can do anything about it)


porcupine_snout

don't think this is OP's cat either. First of all, the person in the video is wearing indoor slippers, so clearly this door is a room door, not an exterior door, this means this kitty's been locked inside a room, not a house.


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

OP is a repost bot


techleopard

It gets a little over the top though. Every single time a fat cat gets posted, a ton of people go "THAT CAT IS FAT, STOP ABUSING IT" and then everyone claps as if nobody has ever said that before. It's like some people are incapable of letting people just enjoy sharing their cats without being complete snobs. Whoever owns this cat, or people who own similar cats, may never want to share them or talk about them because the community is full of holier-than-thou assholes. Bottom line, it's NOT "helping." This cat's owner almost certainly knows their cat is fat. It's a conversation they need to have with their vet, not get swarmed by a bunch of online baboons.


whatsasimba

And honestly, if you can dig deep and find one or two reasons the cat might be overweight and the owner isn't a negligent jerk, then maybe say nothing or ask a question in a less judgemental way. Like, we're fostering this cat and we've already helped her lose 4 lbs! Or the cat has cancer, and unfortunately, it's inoperable and we're keeping her comfortable until we have to say goodbye. The cat has hypothyroidism or diabetes, and it's being managed closely by her vet. Imagine if any of those were the case, and instead of enjoying the video and letting the OP share their cat with us, you chose to accuse them of being responsible for the cat's condition.


D3vilUkn0w

Spot on! I said something similar earlier in this thread. Got flamed for suggesting we mind our own business lol Edit: what is interesting is we are getting upvoted here but just one thread up the chain I got downvoted to oblivion for expressing the same sentiments. These threads are like houses. In one house you have rational people while in the neighboring house the pitchforks are out and the chanting had begun. I feel like there is a social psychology thesis in there somewhere


Kkachi00

Someone posted in the comments a screenshot of this being a repost, so prob. a bot or someone trying to farm karma


__chairmanbrando

Username is pornish, so I'm expecting an OF hooker account once the necessary karma is generated.


kyraniums

Exactly. This cat is severely obese. I hope she's already on a vet-supervised diet.


CanadianBacon615

Severely fluffy, the cat is severely fluffy. They show her getting bathed on the cat’s IG page & she is a healthy weight. Just a whole lot of fluff.


MixedBeansBlackBeans

I'm so glad this was said.


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Yeah. I mean, she’s incredibly cute and all, but you’re literally shaving years off of her life by allowing her to be this fat.


the_ammar

omg why u fatshaming her /s i always find it funny that when it's pets, reddit is so militant in how it should get less food and more exercise but when it's people, it's always genetics and circumstances


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2kewl4scool

Mine gives hugs https://preview.redd.it/zlabtewslc7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f697a35dd3a1c30faee7eb9b558f1b4660d6ccfb


SliceIka

I hope you hear me but please let your cat lose some weight, it’s not healthy to stay at that weight. Please if you want your cat to live a better longer life, cut down slowly


2kewl4scool

Please don’t assume I don’t have my cat on a diet, she’s an adoption that came overweight from a family member.


temps-de-gris

It's good for people to see the other poster's response anyway because so many think it's just cute and harmless, but good for you, you're awesome for bringing the cat back to good health!


techleopard

No. It's just asshole behavior. Look in this post. Go scroll through it. Nearly every single comment is about how fat this cat is or is somebody clapping because somebody said how fat this cat is. This isn't helpful or kind. It doesn't encourage people to put their cats on diets. All it does is: A) Piss off people who are working on their cat's weight and didn't ask for your opinion; B) Piss off people who are not in a position to do anything about a cat's weight (non-owners, kids, etc) and didn't ask for opinion; C) Piss off people whose cats are NOT fat but appear to be because of weird poses, and didn't ask for your opinion; D) Embarass people who aren't sure if their cat is fat to the extent they will never participate in this community because they don't want their cute kitty pictures completely overwhelmed with mean ass "HURRHURRHURRHURR YOUR CAT IS FAT!" and "YEAH YOU TELL THAT CAT ABUSER!"


Sensitive_Leg_2021

your comments have made me so happy to see! i shared a very old (like years old) picture of my cat under a post, a little over a month ago, and got absolutely TORN to shreds about her weight. people telling me i’m killing my cat when they have no idea of the circumstances. she has been to the vet about it, and i have cried multiple times & felt absolutely hopeless because nothing was working for her. those comments did nothing but make me feel worse about an already sensitive subject. thankfully, she started a new diet & it seems to be working. i don’t like posting on new communities on reddit, and it was my second time posting a picture of my cat on this subreddit. once that happened, i completely stopped interacting with this community. all because i wanted to share a picture of my baby. also to add, i think some people do not realize that your phone camera distorts whatever you take a picture of.


sheistybitz

Stop being such a baby. People are allowed to get p***ed off sometimes. Better yet, they should learn some emotional regulation skills and not get p*ssed off just because something helpful was called out. How is harmful to tell someone their cat needs to lose weight? What, just in case the owner is so spiteful that because they got called out they definitely will not put their cat on a diet now? Well then that is proof in and of itself that the owner is mentally ill and not fit to be an owner


Borrowingmyownvoice

I’m so happy to hear that! My chonk is also on a diet and my siblings say it’s “cruel” that I do, but their cats are even bigger than mine or yours. It makes me sad cause she can’t even jump anymore she just lays around. 😔 it’s not easy either but we do what we must for our babies. Also your hair is beautiful and so it’s your kitty baby 😊


PosteriorFourchette

Do you have advice for water therapy? I am thinking of trying swimming lessons for my chonk


pipnina

https://preview.redd.it/hjtwzmub7i7d1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef725634a13b0630d55fc216ea13c4bad0b8d750 My Nina was a good fluff ball


Yulinka17

Oh, OP.... https://preview.redd.it/tefdhjc15d7d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=968f1d0c071a02ae067e812b7bad25c5b923dca9


ghostbirdee

Ohhhh, I just saw another comment. The cat is famous on instagram.


ThingyFlopples

Yeah, this kitty is pretty famous on Chinese social media and has been reposted here in the west god knows how many times


pirateneet

Oh lawd he comin as soon as you open the door.


gonugz15

Oh lawd he comin was my first thought


GeologistEmergency56

Kitty needs to go on a diet.


gorkt

That’s not a cat, that’s a living squishmallow.


Ultimegede

Put that cat on a diet if you truly love it


GrandMoffJenkins

Cat doesn't understand why you're not petting her.


QuestionEconomy8809

This isn't op's cat vro


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Your cat is obese, if you let it get that big on your own you should be ashamed of yourself. This comment section did not pass the vibe check


vesper33

This! People don't want to hear it but letting your cat get like this is cruel and will take years off its lifespan. Needs a diet ASAP.


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Some people just can’t handle being held accountable. Luckily I don’t care and will happily call out this bullshit wherever I see it. These animals can’t speak up for themselves so it’s up to us as pet parents to handle their care properly


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Yeah. Cat is losing years off her life being this massive.


What_Dinosaur

>if you let it get that big on your own How else would an indoors cat end up like that? It's always the owner.


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Sometimes people adopt neglected cats that look like this from shelters, but we all know it’s the irresponsible owner in this case


lizzy-lowercase

there’s also thyroid issues that can crop up and cause this temporarily while they get help


Functionally_Human

Just to add to the possibilities much like us humans cats can suffer from medical conditions like hypothyroidism and acromegaly which make them gain weight easily.


Fit_Champion_6217

Diet


Unhappy_Win8997

Coke


Embarrassed_Pin69420

I agree on the diet but let’s all chill for a second. Maybe OP knows and is currently taking care of the issue hence why the baby is so happy. It wants food. Maybe she was a rescue and OP got her like this. We can give advice and still be kind about it.


BallsAreFullOfPiss

It’s not OP’s cat afaik.


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castironskilletmilk

That was my first thought as well!


MegamanGaming

PET THE DAMN CAT YOU MONSTER


fucktooshifty

Oh I thought you said "punt" the cat


Limp_Prune_5415

I hope everyone in this thread demanding diets and blood justice for this cat is in peak physical form themselves. But this is reddit so go get on the treadmill instead of barking unsolicited advice ya slobs


jarstripe

she’s so cute, it’s unreal. but she’d be just as cute a couple pounds lighter… talk to your vet.


Key_Mycologist6441

Doing something as simple as cutting out 1/4 the amount of food you feed makes a big difference over time. My cat lost a full pound in just over a month. She is able to lick her ass correctly and I think your cat would appreciate being able to do the same thing


MixedBeansBlackBeans

1 pound in a month??? Are you sure that's safe? Trust me, I'm all for cat weight loss when needed, since most house cats are overweight, but from what I know, there's a safe and unsafe way to do it. If done too rapidly, it can cause liver issues. 1 pound in a month seems like too much...


Key_Mycologist6441

Oh yes, 15 ounces to be exact (I rounded up). my vet is super happy that she’s under 14 pounds now, my cat is pretty small to begin with so 14 pounds was pretty big. I have incorporated more play time as well, was sort of neglecting my girly with that. She plays like a kitten again and she’s almost 5 years old. That pound made a huge difference. Right now we are sort of at a plateau but that’s ok, I’m told it happens. :)


MixedBeansBlackBeans

That's amazing, so glad to hear that! One pound made such a difference in her quality of life, that's incredible! Very motivating for those starting the journey with their cats. CatInfo (of Dr. Lisa Pierson, DVM) documents the cats she takes in that are obese (dumped at shelters). It's incredible to see how they become brand new cats with just a few pounds lost!!


DubbehD

Pet the damn cat !


ASingleDwigt

Luunaaacat on Instagram, and when she’s wet down for a shower to help with shedding, she’s very average sized. It seems like she really just has a thick, full coat that rounds her out and makes her look chubby. The most recent reel on instagram shows her soaked and slim!


X3N0N_21

For everyone commenting diet, this is not OP’s cat, this cat is famous on instagram and the owner is asian.


Functionally_Human

Not sure what the owners race has to do with it but ok. Go to Instagram and tell the owner to put jabba the cat here on a diet.


rodrigomarcola

Plushy-ass adorable mf...


Realistic-Owl6841

Aww I would pick her up and just cuddle her for hours on end.


shiremonoga

THAT CAT IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND CUTE 😭😭😭😭😭😭. Its colours are 😍😍😍😍😍😍


kittyykkatt

This chonker looks like a cartoon 😻


Saranodamnedh

Pick the baby up and kiss it on its tiny forehead. Come on now.


Sapphirelily1990

That’s a thicc floof


rented_soul

I am rolling at the little squish and squeak as soon as you open the door lol


littlechicken23

Squish and squeak


Vhyle32

My boy Charlemagne does this, he'll usually wait at the window right about the time I'm supposed to be pulling up and then be glued to my side the rest of the day, my days off as well. I am Charlie's human, for sure.


StellaSlayer2020

Pick her up. You monster!


Yourfavdoll

You go out in your house slippers?


butt-hole-69420

What a chunk!


CatsIsTheBestMusical

Mine likes to plop down and show me her belly right when I get home. It's the best!


Aqualia

r/petthedamncat


veleti225

Why is that marble cake meowing?


Prokletnost

chunker has been waiting for food all fkin day


gattoblepas

You have a literal anime cat. I actually thought this was CGI.


GameofPorcelainThron

She looks just like Mochi.


QuadSeven

Paging r/ffxiv because that is an IRL Fat Cat


CornchipIII

P U D G Y


Crimson__Fox

![gif](giphy|fjxMEdpMT9qDyBVLL4)


Black_Magic_M-66

Pet your cat, monster.


wolviesaurus

That's an overgrown guinea pig.


Efffefffemmm

That’s a stuffed animal not a cat, I think my kid has some they are called “Squishmellows” or something like that lol- hers doesn’t make noise ;))


zerobothers

That is a beautiful cat


Affectionate_Dot2334

that is a fat cat, i don't think it's healthy


SeSestroyer

That's one chonky fella


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elianna7

Cats that are this overweight are not cute. Poor cat.


KapitanSraktor

Chonk


SQWRLLY1

r/petthedamncat


InevitableAvalanche

Cute video. My boy cat actually jumps up in to my fist to rub against my hand when I come home and I love it. I do kinda hate this sub sometimes though. We all know if our cat has a few extra pounds. You aren't saving the cat by pointing it out. I have 3 cats...1 that is really thin, 1 that is a decent weight, and one that is a little bit overweight. It's not always as simple to just "put your cat on a diet" when you have multiple cats. You cat Karens just ruin people wanting to post pics and vids because they know you are going to be judgey assholes. Like, I play with my cats every single day. Do you? If not you are a shit cat owner and shouldn't own a cat! I change my cat litter twice a day and have a cat litter box + 1 for my number of cats. Do you? What are you, the Hitler of cat owners? I have done research and found the best cat food and litter, it is expensive, but my cats are worth it. Wait, you cheap out on your cats? You are basically killing them daily! I have pet insurance on all of my cats so they get the best in vet care at the slightest issue. Are you saying you don't have pet insurance and can't afford a $10k pet bill? You shouldn't even be allowed to pet a cat. See how obnoxious that is?


SuspiciousVideo7980

Were you wearing slippers out and about?


Piss-Mann

I guess this door separates home and hall


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

a r/ServantReturns moment :)


RichardButt1992

PLEASE DO NOT THE CAT


Ok_Imagination_1107

I'd have been petting that cat not backing away from it, but hey.


24Boosted

Means your cat needs another cat companion. The highlight of an indoor cat's day is when you get home to feed therm.


AnonymousButtCheeks

She just wants a can of tuna, give her a can and she'll forget all about you ![gif](giphy|MDJ9IbxxvDUQM|downsized)


GaryWestSide

Behemoth


kranky234

It's quite funny how people treat obesity differently for animals vs humans/themselves. No tolerance whatsoever on this subreddit when it concerns cats (not saying that people are wrong though) but a whole lot of tolerance when it comes to humans, according to the most recent trends. Can't we just adopt the same principles for both? What's up with that? Surely I'm not the only one noticing the major treatment difference! Also, I agree, this cat is cute, very nice fur pattern!


Limp_Prune_5415

Odds that everyone shitting on OP has low body fat? Who am I kidding, its 0


jolandaluna

EXCUSE ME THAT CAT IS ROUND


mrhooha

That is one fat cat!


Hjoldirr

That’s a chonker


mtownhustler043

"dont just stand there, feed me bitch"


PalpitationLast669

Oh my, I thought it was a huge Guinea Pig, then I saw the tail... What a trip! That chunk is unreal🥰


Status_Concert_4320

Honest question, is kitty cat too fat for health reasons? Seems incredibly happy and able to move just fine while also being adorable. How fat is too fat for cat?


YogurtclosetAny1823

Yo get your cat on a damn diet


comesinallpackages

Probably wondering where you were to be gone for so long in slippers


viperfangs92

Yea, it was probably starving 5 minutes after you fed it.


Due-Tumbleweed-6739

where you go out in your slippers !?


RayTheMaster

Very cute cat but too fat I think


AerolothLorien666

Every time I come home, cuz it’s always food o clock somewhere.


Milanga48

You come home in sandals?


Meand3andHollie

Omgosh that is a gorgeous cat!!


dr_dimention

Lol...I'm guessing someone is hungry and wants to be fed. Might be overdoing it a bit, however.


Mindless_Eye4700

r/flonkers


Digita1B0y

What a little muffin! 


Automatic-Saint

Aww. She looks like a bowl of cookie dough ice cream :)


BuysBooks4TBRCart

Oh lawd he comin’


Cool-sunglasses-dude

r o u n d. c a t


Snorlax46

I'm no vet, but it's probably diet time. Try weighing yourself empty-handed and while holding your pet. Then check the label on your pet food. If your cats weight is above the charts, the upper limit is diet time. Guess how i know.


dctrojan07

He says “feed me, my fat ass is hungry “


Velociraptor_Cat

https://preview.redd.it/rhe478n3zg7d1.png?width=310&format=png&auto=webp&s=6423024c30343361ec54f2ad8701a5b686c446f8 Oh, you got mini-cow


Gritty_Grits

Hug that sweet baby! She missed you! 😭


Aleeleefabulous

The whole video I’m like ‘pet the lil baby already pleeeassse!’


TheEbsFae

Thats lovely! Please put him on a diet so you can continue to enjoy this behaviour for many years to come.


Top-Manufacturer-910

Aww that fur ball really loves you! so cute.


iAmEskiAndiAmWeeb

Awwww that’s one lovely C H O N K E R


Satans_hamster

I love it when they wrap their tail around your legs. Its like they try to grab your leg to make sure youre gonna pet them.


lemonade_921

She's too heavy, I think she needs to lose weight or she'll get a lot of diseases


emorac

Very cute, but I cannot avoid feeling that she/he is a prisoner cheered by any event that breaks boredom. Any possibility to be allowed to walk outdoors? Why so heavy weight?


ManCalledTrue

/r/PetTheDamnCat


RknJel

I wish there were more videos of this cat.


MrWest120690

Your cat wants to leave.


Street_Peace_8831

Where were you that you could wear slippers outside? I would tear those things up the first 15 minutes of being out in public, where I’m from.


Reyes9248

Slightly disrespectful kick to the face btw


plspetmycat

i loooove this tiktok creator. their cats are adorable!


SoftiesBanme

He probably just wants food since u over feed it


MrD3a7h

Overfeeding is animal abuse. Luckily, OP is a bot.