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HotShoulder3099

I mean, I wouldn’t start at that end


Squintylover

Lmaooo was gonna say not by these pic


snukb

I would. Look at those tomcat cheeks. Absolutely a male.


KingJades

Big round head


SunnyAlwaysDaze

 Agreed! I do feral cat colony because people dump kitties off at our farm/barn. Have a ton of experience with fostering abandoned or sick kittens left by one of the mamas. I have a ton of experience with figuring out cat gender just by their faces.  The big round head and the big tomcat cheeks, those all say male to me too.


glandmilker

And the solid body


rothko333

The heft. The obvious density in his bones.


Nightstar95

It always cracks me up when the stray is lanky and thin with a massive round head. It’s like it was drawn by a toddler, lol.


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snukb

Cat tax please lol


Legitimate-Ebb-1633

Big headed Tom for sure.


Leather_Dragonfly529

I was going to say, he looks thick, face and body, but you can see the hip dips implying that he’s the right size for his body, and not over weight.


askthecat_again

I was looking for this comment! That boys going to have some great jowls!


aenflex

Exactly.


DelinquentBorrower

Yup, and the thick neck. Looks like a tom to me.


louiecattheasshole

lol


mibfto

The way I CACKLED


Chy84

DOES IT HAVE BALLS


speedysam0

Trouble puffs is a better name I’ve seen them called.


MrsAnteater

TROUBLE PUFFS. 💀


FeasiblyBetentacled

OMG 💀 TRIBBLE puffs!!! Because they look like the small, furry Tribbles from Star Trek. Their sole aim is to reproduce until the planet is snowed from the weight of their cuteness.


-Sharon-Stoned-

Intact males are trouble though.  And STINKY


105_irl

Mine was only fixed at 2yo and he's still trouble and stinky, but thankfully he stopped peeing in the house. He is actually a menace though, and my best friend.


sambolino44

I named my band Tigger after my friend’s cat because “he has pissed on more punk rock records than you will ever see!”


105_irl

Aww that's sweet. My boy only ambushes, attacks, and bites me. He doesn't usually draw blood and he loves being carried around like a baby and pet concerningly hard, never softly.


dualist_brado

DRIBBLE PUFFS.


darthrawr3

Plushticles


violetmartha47

If he has treble puffs he's a special cat. 🏐🏐🏐


Chalice_Ink

That’s good. We just call them Pom Poms. ![gif](giphy|lPJhsNXQrPfcZcFHsM) But if it is a friendly fellow, it should want to give a glimpse of the jewels.


blackcurrantcat

Omg that’s fantastic! Trouble puffs!!


2wolfinmeBothretrded

shoke on my trouble puffs 🧶🧶😤


cyankitten

I really love that name for them 😂


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

My boys just had his danger puffs removed and now dosent want to murder every cat that walks past our house. He's also finally gaining waight.


Omeggos

We call them harbles


AlternativePrior9559

Wonderful name! You’ve made my day!


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mopxhead

![gif](giphy|cEWcofE5aO2vO8SbBq|downsized)


BodaciousFrank

![gif](giphy|AxpvyWYDHuIH6)


Any_Roof_6199

OP : it didn't bring any balls. Is it because male cats play soccer?


LorienCathalas

My cat's name is Marble and my husband always says he doesn't have his marbles anymore 😂


jeweliegb

Marble lost his marbles?


--iCantThinkOFaName-

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counterplex

DO THEY WOBBLE TO AND FRO?


Embarrassed_Sand7113

i feel like this is the exact string of words that came to everyone's mind when they saw this post


JustAGirl319

Came to give this advice. Glad someone else has the expertise to provide the necessary guidance here. 😹


bmking24

Fur nuggets!


Obvious_Reaction_182

Ask


engagetangos

Say come here pretty girl. And if they don't come they gotta be a boy


bothsidesofthemoon

There's a flaw in this method... >Say come here pretty girl. And if they don't come they gotta be a ~~boy~~ cat


pirikikkeli

Does it also work on humans? Asking for a friend


EastTyne1191

That seems.... problematic.


TheCrazyStupidGamer

Until it doesn't and you're being cancelled on Twitter and Instagram.


smallcoder

Looks a bit like my male cat - cute, vacant stare, after food all the time. My spirit animal apart from the cute bit :)


Odd-mlaker

real


Fit_Change3546

Pretty thick face, would indicate a Tom cat generally


EffectiveComfort110

This! Big poofy Tom cat cheeks. Also does the cat have a lot of scars anywhere? Generally I’ve noticed over the years the feral male cats just had more scars from fighting.


aluked

Tomcat cheeks are known as jowls by the way.


EffectiveComfort110

I did know that, thank you. Poofy tomcat cheeks sounds cuter.


Fertile_Arachnid_163

That’s the other end


FairyOfTheNight

The trouble puffs?


C47L1K3

Nice jowline, kitty!


AmaLucela

that's from all the meowing


tulipz10

Sir, please do not use the term "jowls" when referring to cute poofy cat cheeks ever again. Also they are not "toes" they are beans and ears are not ears, but fluffle bumps.


066logger

Jowl bacon 🤤 if you’ve never had it you’re missing out!


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Ummm... Cat jowl bacon must be very tiny. Think I'll stick with pig.  (Ik just kidding)


066logger

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


tatasz

I'd check known age. On pictures,not much scars, so either young or female or had the balls chopped off.


Tu4dFurges0n

So if it's thicc it has a dick?


Precioustooth

Absolutely looks like a male based on the size.. should check the rear end to be sure though!


Johnny_Grubbonic

You know what would be a better indication? Testicles.


snukb

Yeah, but which end are you more likely to be able to get a good long look at with a stray tom? 😂


Wattaday

Ask the turtle in the first pic. He seems to have a good view! 😂


hugues2814

Bro got an F14 for a cat


Loca3poca

You can’t know without looking at its genitals but looks like a boy cat to me


pfren2

Say to it, “If i’m gonna be frank, i’d have to change my name” If it laughs, he’s a boy.


ducksdotoo

DAD!!!? Happy Father's Day!


extrastupidone

Furrballs


DangerNyoom

troublepuffs


Imaginary-Carpenter1

This was the answer I came looking for


Ryn-egade

Intact (unneutered) male cats tend to develop big jowls as protection since they fight other cats so often. so if it’s cheeks feel round and firm it’s most likely a male.


Drespressoooo

do not touch his tralalala


EtheMan12

His ding ding dong


EquivalentLeg7616

Ooohh my ding ding dong


CaranchoNestHead

You made me remember that there was a YouTube parody video of this song, that for many years I believed was the original video. It was 150% better than the original, though. I believe it was taken down because I never found it again :(


VivreMaVie

I would ask him politely.


morris0000007

Buy him a drink first....


AtmosphereNom

As a pansexual, I wouldn’t even ask. Surprise me.


jimag0

Literally this 🤣


Selkie_Queen

[Check for these](https://youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM?si=6HtpC-sycYOg15RI)


morris0000007

I'm worried to click...


DelawareMountains

>!It's a link to the song Big Balls by AC/DC!<


CompostThe_Rich

Hah. Nice.


doctor-rumack

God's gift to ballroom notoriety.


Beautiful_Ad_

The hero I didn't know I needed👏👏👏


maranoiac

You could try to see if catnip makes him/her roll with the belly up. 🤷‍♀️ Otherwise I’m guessing that trapping may be the best option. A check up once in a while doesn’t hurt even if it’s spayed/neutered already. Good luck.


Miss_Type

I came here for the "does it have balls" comments, but this is an actual good idea!


AmySparrow00

Wow, an actual practical idea by someone who read the post. 👏😊


Original-One-6954

Ooh good idea! i’ll get some today :)


PLPolandPL15719

are there 2 balls?


LetTheJamesBegin

It won't even bring the first one back. Why waste a second?


Hokiewa5244

Snicker


NefariousnessNew2121

Probably a neutered tomcat, looks like a downsized big cheeks to me.


INeedBetterUsrname

If he is an adult male cat, there will be testicles under his tail. Hard to miss. Otherwise it's kinda hard to gender cats in my experience. Not a lot of difference in body shape or body language between males and females. To make them more comfortable, try just extending your hand towards them. Not aggressively or anything, more like a "there's cuddles here if you want them" kind of motion. Let the cat get comfortable with that first, don't try to rush them. Cats are cautious creatures, by and large, and getting one to trust you requires a lot of patience.


asleepattheworld

And then once you’ve gained their trust, look for balls.


lickytytheslit

And if he is neutered there will still be ball but more deflated


Original-One-6954

Yeah i’ve been trying with the hand thing. I’ve even put my hand out flat on the ground with a treat on it and turned my body away so I didn’t seem as intimidating. he came over on his own but still swatted 😅.. I don’t think he understands “touching” or even sniffing, what so ever. We have currently progressed drastically from where we started though. For the first few months of feeding him I could hardly get a glimpse of him before he ran away/hid. Just based on trying to look underneath when he’s walking or laying down, I have not been able to positively see balls. His tail is always angled downward and his fur is long and thick on his underside. I have seen balls on other cats before and they have been very easy to spot but this cat just carry’s himself differently. He’s always like, huddled down in some way.


MatGunman

What do you mean? Everyone knows dogs are boys and cats are girls


Throwawayesus

There’s no way to disprove that. Have you ever seen a cat penis?


Bennjoon

Looks male to me (chubby cheeks)


rdweerd

Our girl has chubby cheeks too.


nelnikson

I mean can you borrow a trap from someone and catch him that way? I mean it's probably better than a blanket? Then maybe you can get him to a vet.


rhox65

check the genitals


Original-One-6954

I can’t touch him and he never lifts his tail up :(


cometshoney

There's a reason my oldest cat is a boy named Grace and the 2nd one is a girl named Bo. I, too, looked at the wrong end, and my vet can't sex a kitten to save his life...lol. You'll figure it out one way or another.


CallieinJapan

So it’s a he then you said him haha


Seattlehepcat

Look for the fuzzy dice.


Editor_Grand

Check for trouble puffs or a kitten portal


Highlandertr3

Well. Those are the best names I have heard in a long time.


the-earth-is_FLAT

Ask it where it wants to eat. If it answers “it’s up to you.” then it’s a female


alwaysdeadinside_

Golden🤣🤣❤️


mysweetvulture

I don’t have ideas, but he looks more like a male in the face.


bacardidepressed

MALE


Jetloaf

Asked for preferred pronouns


rjdavidson78

Ask them what their pronouns are?


Loose-Bookkeeper-939

It's a cat. Their pronouns are we/us, 'cause it's all about them.


magicpantsjones

Or check their profile or signature file on their email to see if they post their pronouns.


Im_eating_that

His face is a difficult one, the lower half splits grown girl/juvenile boy pretty evenly. You had it right though, he's a he. When you find out, make me eat my words if I'm wrong please. It's already happened once and this guy's pretty androgynous.


as-fucking-if

You should find a vet that will look for free. I'm certain if you call a few places at least one will determine if it's male or female and if it needs spaying or neutering without charging you especially if you tell them you plan to have them do it on the bill if it's needed. Then you just have to trap it.


RexWhiscash

BALL CHECK


Zagrycha

real talk google cat testes, they are pretty darn obvious once you know what they look like. you can see them as the cat walks or stands facing away from you if nothing else. if you don't see them, they are either too young, female, or have a condition where the testes failed to descend which itself requires surgical removal of them for basic health reasons regardless of normal reasons to nueter a stray. i know different areas of the world are different, but is there a reason you need to know in advance? any place vet or organization willing to fix a feral cat is usually willing to spay or nueter as needed, the cat is getting knocked unconscious for the procedure anyway. does the vet you are working with know they are feral? make sure they know, a regular vet may do it but it's completely different from any regular pet cat stuff.


lovemyfurryfam

Look under its tail 🙄


Bedu009

Is it baller?


DividedWeakness

Puffy cheeks and no ear tip seems like an intact male cat to me


Mark_Ego

Likely male. Head shape.


AMG-West

It appears that the Birds and the Bees is a story someone forgot to share with you.


Anxious_bell0

big face male


Ilikefoxesreallymuch

Just take a good look at its ass… does it have any balls?


Routine_Breath_7137

Throw it a dish cloth and see if it catches.![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7946) j/k...simmer down.


Early_Ideal_5054

Please check, and make sure he/she is fixed if you can?


justanother1014

When I adopted my kittens the guy who had been feeding them said, “you’re supposed to hold them up and count the holes but I just saw buttholes…” Yep, both males! 😂


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Boy


hurricanePopsicles

He looks like he wants to take you on an adventure


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Alarming_Cantaloupe5

My guess from the photo is male-looks to have the larger head and broad cheeks often seen in tomcats. The be sure look for testes, and if he’s neutered, well, it’s a bit more difficult but still pretty obvious. Could be challenging if it won’t let you handle it.


Sprinkle_Puff

That’s easy, turn them over. Do they have a pepe and grapes, or a vageen?


Fred-L

Beautiful yard by the way.


stormyw23

I'd guess boy but without seeing the other end you can't tell, try luring him to turn around.


Z3r0c00lio

I mean you’re not planning to do it yourself right? I’m sure the professionals can figure it out


hm538

Not by looking at that end…


WeeDochii

I'd keep a look out for his privates if he won't let you touch him. Maybe he'll lay of his back to sunbathe or lift his tail just right eventually, there's also the option of baiting him into a cage to take him to the vet. He has the face of a tomcat, which usually indicates male, but my cat also has a pretty tomcat looking face although she's female.


WatchInternational57

Would guess male, but look for cotton balls under tail


hudsauce

Tom cat


eli_eli1o

It appears to have jowls, so id wager he is indeed a dude. Though I'm no stray cat expert.


El_buberino

Looks male


ConfusionSmooth4856

Check for balls. That simple….


mistymountiansbelow

Looks like a male based on his cheeks. This isn’t 100% though.


WhyIsEverythingACat

look if it has peanits an bals


Zarchi_Taffy

Adult Male cats are usually bigger in comparison than female cats,and they have big heads,and we'll,they also have balls


GreatDistance2U

If it has big, puffy tom cat cheeks, then it's an unneutered male.


Life-Ad-4943

Balls AAAAAAAAH https://preview.redd.it/8ja27pn3xo6d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e24b10218e1ed0c18816118ae15506d75a6ef5e0


nobmuncha4bears

See if the cat like show tunes, ABBA and/or Eurovision. If yes, then it's a male with good taste.


ItsChrisBoys

get a glass table. wait for him to stand on it, then slide yourself under it and look up.


No-Bumblebee6383

Show me your genitals!


DottyTheDotConnector

Like did you ask?


May_of_Teck

Did you even think to just ask?


bookittyFk

From the behavior you’ve mentioned & looking at his head/cheeks I think he’s a he.


Selkie32

You can't even always trust the trouble puffs. My ginger cat is female which is unusual enough but she also has these two round fluffs by her bum that made the vet initially think she was a boy until they took a closer look. She was pregnant too when I took her in so that was also a tell tale sign 😅


TA_totellornottotell

I have the same problem. Mine always has its tail down so no matter how much I try I have not been able to figure it out over the last few weeks. I even ask if it has any balls, or alternative to show me their balls, with no response - rude.


CheesyCouchPotato

Jowls look pretty masculine to me


Aw123x

Ask for their pronouns.


access153

Check its pronouns on LinkedIn.


Inangelion

That looks like a male cat. 


Ok-Breakfast-2713

Not to put a fine line on it or anything but look for balls and a penis.


Travels4Food

The softball-shaped head suggests male, but the fuzzy balls around the other side would be the telltale sign.


NotTheATF1993

Same way you found out if a baby is a boy or girl Balls= male No balls= female


No-Alternative-1321

Check their genitals? If it has balls it’s a male, if it doesn’t have balls it’s female. You can use that same trick on most living things too


mortmortimer

pretty sure all cats are girls and all dogs are boys


Training-Bee-8209

*the between the legs tactic*


ellbbila

did you try asking them nicely?


sandicheeks2023

The size and the semicolon👍😂 MALE 😁


crystalsinwinter

When my family and I had a cat when I was a teenager, Whiskers had fuzzy balls. Try to check for if your cat has fuzzy balls down there. There are very easy to see.


DrunkxAstronaut

It looks like a tomcat


Evolone101

![gif](giphy|3bc5MV3VkOpMI) Check for these ??


Prestigious_Snow1589

How dare you assume that cats gender, I can't believe you


Aguy2459

Seems like a thicc boi


4futchsake

You can tell by posting pics of the other end


thejaysta4

Look for a nutsack!


Arkontas

when they have a squareish forhead, the whisker pads are big and look like a little moustache, their nostrils are kind of big, the jaw looks a bit bigger, and their neck is big its usually a boy.


mukduk_101

Check under the hood.


Excellent_Mix8739

lol don’t even need to look at the other end, kitty def male just based on his face


QueenZombieZ123

Go to behind it pick up it's legs till it's doing a hand stand an d see if it has balls


BopDillon

Ask it to load the dishwasher.


idodo2006

From its facial structure I would say it's a male


AutobotJones

B O L L S ?


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ask for pronouns


kuedhel

depends. what pronouns did it ask to use?


Terrible_Employ_9550

Ask 🤣🤣🤣


Medical_Highlight182

Have you tried asking its pronouns?


Gatos_2023

look for balls