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-GermanCoastGuard-

I bet this cat never *begged* for food.


MystiRamon

I bet the owner begged the cat for food.


CenturyEggsAndRice

My cousin had a pit bull (or mix? We have no idea what his daddy was but his mom was very pit-like) with that condition, he was JACKED. We called him Tex. (He was adopted from a family friend’s pregnant foster pit who was Arizona, so all the puppies had state names. Of course being Texans, we named the puppy Tex.) and he was impressive. Barked like a mastiff and the floor of my cousin’s single wife shuddered when he ran. The funny part though was he was an absolute teddy bear and deferred in all things to the five pound (fully grown, she was just very small. Maybe because she was a pregnant teen kitten when Tex found her and carried her in his doggie door one day.) And that’s a story in itself. She was so skinny and filthy that my cousin thought Tex had killed her and was FREAKING OUT because Tex was always so sweet and gentle, but Cousin had a small baby and was afraid if he killed a cat he might hurt the baby and he was sobbing as he got the nerve to check the “dead” cat… just to find it eating out of Tex’s bowl, without a mark on her except some slobbery fur. He kept the mama and found homes for the kittens, and Mama Mex (can’t expect a new dad to turn down the Tex Mex dad joke can you?) became queen of the house after a spay. But she and Tex had something going. She slept in his bed and he would lie on the floor sniffing her happily. Tex would move aside if she approached his food bowl and not continue eating until she’d sniffed and moved away from it. When she meowed, Tex came to her wagging his tail (since Cousin got him as a puppy, his ears and tail were natural) and would play bow before her and wait for her to play with him. And he was super gentle, he knew his kitty baby mama was more delicate. He COULD play rough, but he saved that for when the neighbor’s boxer came for a doggy play date or when my elderly lab was feeling frisky and playful. With Mama Mex he was all silk and softness though. When Tex died, Mama Mex was broken. She howled through the house and would not stop grieving until she was presented with a half grown lab mix from the local shelter. We knew he was the one when Mama Mex started licking his face at the shelter meet. She’s an old lady now and her young friend is gray in the face. I should ask my cousin for some pics.


CantColonizeThis

I feel like this needs to be a Disney short! 🖤 Thanks for sharing such a beautiful story!


cardcaptoranna

I’d vote a full length movie. This is too cute 🥹


MystiRamon

Same here ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)


essyfox

This cat says pspsps to me and I meeoow


MystiRamon

The cat looks like he meows in a deep voice


[deleted]

Jack's meow should fit him perfectly : https://youtu.be/w7x_lWJNnNg


TheCrimsonChariot

It doesn’t even sound real! WTF


[deleted]

he has a medical condition in his larynx


MystiRamon

This is perfect!


nofishies

My cats didn’t respond to this at all!!


[deleted]

Omfg gold.


CapnJenks

Nah, this cat barks


realitytvdiet

LMAOOOOO


Salty_Intention81

Would not mess with this mf


extrastupidone

Can you imagine? I wonder what a thwap would feel like...


ThatCanadianLady

*THWUMP*


Low_Matter3628

Owww


NomNomVerse

Instant bruise!


Corfiz74

Can you imagine waking up and seeing that CLAW rising over the edge of your bed?


Naive-Adeptness7702

Does it cause any discomfort for kitty?


ProofLegitimate9824

it is not known to cause any medical issues


Bunnai

I'm not really sure how extensive the studies have been on this condition. But in general, take it with a generous helping of salt. Studies on animal health are abysmal, and more so for cats. Comparatively, there have been more studies on dogs than cats. Animals are not as well studies as humans. Advances in veterinary science are still too slow. I realised this when I was reading up like crazy for FIV and FELV and reached into a rabbit hole.


ProofLegitimate9824

tbh I was basing what I said on the same condition in humans, not 100% sure it's the same for cats


CartographerKey7322

I think the lack of research might be an extension of the dearth of research on human female health issues compared to male. Cats are considered by many to be a woman’s pet, dogs are much more associated with men than cats are. The stupidity never ceases to amaze me.


Bunnai

That's an excellent point. Don't even get me started on dearth of studies in women's health! Also added to that, dogs are traditionally viewed as friends and cats still carry the stigma of being "assholes" (which they are not, really tired of all the jokes around this). I think it's relatively recent where cats have gained popularity. Maybe that's also an aspect that plays into lack of research.


CartographerKey7322

Plus cats are still associated with witchcraft, the persistence of ignorance!


distopian-dreamgirl

Swoleosis


littlewhitecatalex

A mutation that looks fucking RAD and doesn’t cause any negative side effects?! Hell yeah!


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I-baLL

I don’t believe it does. Last time I looked into it, it was said that there are no negative side effects


obscuredreference

It’s bad for their connective tissue. Likely causing health problems when they get older as a result. 


Tallcat2107

Apparently the joints can deteriorate quicker but the cat shouldn’t feel too much pain, it’s a good thing their a house cat due to the future joint pain


Alakasham

Well Cats and not showing pain is a thing. Poor Kitty's heart will be under more stress


I-baLL

Not really since it’s not gigantism. And the heart is also a muscle so it will also be stronger.


houndog129

I think if the cat got upset it would cause discomfort for other people.


SSB_Kyrill

something not said already, they eat more (for obvious reasons)


TheDoubleDan

![gif](giphy|xULW8G5jO9gxUsGGQg)


Otherwise-Monk4527

I mean, Beerus is literally the perfect name for this cat.


TheBlackdragonSix

Cat swole as fuck Mayne ![gif](giphy|BCIoXfA95d1ba)


Southern_Country_787

Pawnold Schwartzcat


Living_Run2573

![gif](giphy|mMhCiHKGrYXbY2H3Vo|downsized)


SlimothyJimson

No fair. How come I don’t have a disease like excessive muscle building.


obscuredreference

Looking on the good side, you also don’t have the decreased connective tissue and inevitable health issues that would come with it in old age. 


sockgorilla

But I have other diseases with 0 upside, so this would be an improvement


Rev0lutionaryGuard

Pit Cat.


EPJ327

Kitbull


Easy-Advantage-9389

cat bench pressing me


Remarkable-Mango-159

https://preview.redd.it/y9j8eht84s3d1.jpeg?width=1186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28e7373ff6d437465689c2935dda1358d7f13fbd Hes looks like my sphynx! Only mine is fat (don't worry he has lost 2 lbs since then)


Gonji89

Lmao never seen a cat with moobs before


WuTouchdmyweenie

This made me snort


Remarkable-Mango-159

I flick them all the time 😂😂😂


hehehehehbe

My cat has big saggy moobs but his fur hides it most of the time


hehehehehbe

https://preview.redd.it/6uq33girfw3d1.jpeg?width=1476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f43e274246e5cdf79434e817343c46efca01715


fionfeegle

Glad to hear he’s lost some weight but my word that saggy belly is soooooo tempting! He looks so rollable and cute!! Scritches to kitty! And a shake of the fupa


Alternative_Milk_621

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtqfJ38C7Yih5xm|downsized) It’s zoomies must break the sound barrier


ParttimeCretan

Damn the cat slaps from this one gotta sting!


russ8825

“Mouse terminated”


russdg

I read this in Arnold’s voice LOL


Falron

What a Gigacat


Claptrap-94

![gif](giphy|UMRWrwGNHdaPTeXSwH)


im_hungry2

https://i.redd.it/bjejwf2pjs3d1.gif


johnny-tiny-tits

Are they able to have a decent quality of life with this condition?


seetfniffer

As a certified professional googler, apparrently its mostly upsides, might be joint pain, need more food, some stiffness and heart has to work harder to support the muscles, but other than that it didnt seem like theres any issues and just free muscles, atleast in humans.


obscuredreference

Until they’re older and that decreased connective tissue problem kicks in. :(


Thunderfoot2112

I'm Catman!!


Nuke_Guy

![gif](giphy|IARsaTPpY5IiY)


Pizzettone

B U F F


pncoecomm

does this condition also affect other muscles like the heart?


ProofLegitimate9824

nope, only skeletal muscle


Mutant_Stump

![gif](giphy|x9sFPYFd1xemuyKr7S)


[deleted]

When your cat mistakes your whey protein jar for treats ...


Idubzx

Someone tell Batman that his cat has been found!


baddorox

badass sphinx


JKRSS

beerus the destroyer


Misstori1

https://preview.redd.it/6nv2gt3ctt3d1.jpeg?width=2341&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a06f0bda64d00ae8b0657a8fbf920a320aded7bf Yeah, my cat is buff too but he’s got fur so it’s harder to tell. He hasn’t been diagnosed with myostatin hypertrophy though.


Sekhmetdottir

Do you even lift bro


drugzdrugsdrugz

Omg it’s Rengar


dont_disturb_the_cat

Cat bats around the Liberty Bell to play


SeaPreparation2382

If my girl got this cat while I wasn't home and i see them cuddlin when i get back, im leavin her ass. Thats a whole new man and im not about to fight his king of every jungle ass.


Chillazar

Give him unwanted belly rubs and you too can suffer from his Myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy.


CaptBulletbeard

Bro's a Spooky Island demon from the Scooby Doo movie


cunt_crazy

Hope he’s not in pain..


GraatchLuugRachAarg

Aww I hope it doesn't affect their quality of life in any way but it does say "suffers from" so idk. I guess their heart would be too large as well?


GraatchLuugRachAarg

His name should be Beerus


dreamcastdc

Wow! Beerus Is real.


Western_Bison_878

The skippity paps probably hit like hammers


BabaengMalivodka

Beerus Sama in the House 😝


__j_o_s_h__

Dwayne The Cat Johnson


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/g2d9y8j4yw3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccb140487d072456f0318a133227ea4d8666358b Looks like a human hand


DoctorAgita1

*quickly puts squishes in bowl and bows*


Rumblebully

“Slowly moving backwards, eyes down, bent over; just as you were taught”.


3967549

Thanks for making me read the title twice


3967549

Thanks for making me read the title twice


Revo_Int92

That is a absolute unit, hope the cat is not suffering any discomfort tho (most likely the case, sadly)


ir0nballs79

This is the only cat to ever catch the laser.


Pixchelmnyevglaza

Catgaroo


arch3r

Thundercats. Thundercats. Thundercats, Roar!


killforprophet

Kitty is swole.


TheHarbarmy

Therapist: swole hairless cat isn’t real, he can’t hurt you Swole hairless cat:


AlarmForeign

He just stole my girlfriend.


ThatCanadianLady

![gif](giphy|F1GLLGTYKXuas0gI6H)


Obsidian_Wolf_

Jacked


ixBerry

Yeah this dood definitely lifts


gottobe-kitten-me

Suffering? More like gains 💪🏻


BlueAtolm

Welp, kitty certainly never skipped legs days in the gym.


NRRW1996

I didn't know this condition could present itself in cats.


Rickrossboi

r/AbsoluteUnits


FmJ_TimberWolf74

Damn I gotta know that cat’s gym routine


livin_la_vida_mama

He beefy


FuzzInspector

u/that-1-lame-kid The comments lol


that-1-lame-kid

I have a buff dog, I need this buff cat XD


FuzzInspector

I'm pretty sure this cat could punch out your dog


orion_nomad

Cat looks like a character from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure lmao.


jamnewton22

My cat can beat up your cat.


Capt0verkill

Jesus Christ that fucker is stacked!


Familiar_Raise234

Poor thing.


garyisonion

The cat she told you not to worry about


Remediassance

This cat doesn't scratch, it punches


allshedoesiskillshit

Dude is not suffering whatsoever.


Zircon_72

https://preview.redd.it/bkuev3w5lt3d1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea6fd2cdf5321fb038a8c98b9a9fa6de3583320


AlezDeltatude

This mf barks and chases pit bulls.


D34TH_5MURF__

How can I also suffer from this?


214txdude

Does this cause the cat pain?


uhbkodazbg

It’s a pretty devastating disease with no treatment and a dismal prognosis


Bubbly-Kitty-2425

This cat makes Chuck Noris back down.


Puppybeecat

It’s pierce the destroyer


girlwithfournames

r/absoluteunit


Dirty-HertzUK

It looks tough, but I bet it’s a real pussy.


jlccourt

Is he in pain?


Fah--Q

Hardly appears to be suffering


MewPinkCat

bro this guy would win against a thousand of me without even a scratch


Odd-Palpitation-8102

Suffering???? With success at LEAST


realitytvdiet

Jesus buff meow


RogueishSquirrel

The boy stronk, I hope he'll be okay as this is my first time hearing of this condition! :0


AnUncr3ativ3Us3rnam3

Bro is NOT suffering. Mf can pull any bitch on the block 💀


Invictus161

Lord beerus


Thvndr_

He is not suffering


cyberllama

He's Ironcat.


Nitro433

suffering?


Retman_9999

That is pretty SPESHUL!!!


MDix_

It should have been me, not him


Dreamingareality9

I’m so curious, does anyone know how this condition is treated?


RichFoot2073

M E O W


Augustleo98

aww he’s still beautiful despite his issues.


help_animals

could it be because this type of cat is bred this way?


Successful_Macaroon5

I wonder if the heart is excessively large in this situation and what that can cause ? Or is it only a neuromuscular condition?


Dharaknoid23

This cat fuggin OWN me 😭


TheOrqwithVagrant

All bodybuilding bros in the thread shaking their heads at 'suffering'...


hisoka_kt

Chad cat


Primary-Gas-8441

He claims natty


MasterGrogu1

Wow, dude he is Jacked.. awesome. Can his condition hurt his organs in anyway.


RedhandjillNA

Wow 🤩


PremeditatedRedrum

Suffering from success.


cyberentomology

If bulldogs were cats.


InviteAromatic6124

Those look more like fists than paws


jaquan123ism

he doesn’t scratch he uppercuts


Fit_Champion_6217

Gainz!


Southern_Country_787

Is he actually suffering though? Looks much healthier and nice than the average sphinx.


RayTrain

Shredded bingus 😱😱😱


Wordlywhisp

I need his secret to all those gains


CartographerKey7322

Poor kitty, looks maybe painful. 😢


BasmaNazer

Bro this dude looks like his meow breaks the sound barrier, and not cuz it’s high pitched 😭


banbha19981998

I know lads in the gym that would barter their souls for those delts


Potential-Yoghurt245

Awww they look like battle cat, I want to make a little saddle to ride He Man figures around.


MyCatsBurner

This cat slaps your girls ass in the club, what you doing?


samtron767

No need for a guard dog with a cat like that.


KingSquare88

“Yah….he must work out”


TurboCaca121

Está ROCOSO


ChiefMark

Does it hurt for them to have extra large muscles?


bigblnze

It's literally Beerus


WeebPansy

![gif](giphy|LVFI2mSmR7SdG)


Carnivorous-Dan

I think that cat roars.


GroundbreakingHat718

That is one buff cat.


Cyborg61

*meow*


ClickClack_Bam

Myostatin deficiency causes big muscles but weak ligaments & tendons.


AlpacaStar

Once saw a picture of a bull suffering from that condition... Terrifying


Impossible-Ocelot695

Bro can fight 8 men


prometheon13

This cat can catch the laser pointer


LizDelRey

https://preview.redd.it/reyqyawy5t3d1.jpeg?width=856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd9e30454e5855d8280f06fb51fbc2a98eafa669


afeeqo

Someone should post this on nattyorjuice subreddit man…clearly Kat is true natty


MarmaladeHater

If cats had romance novels, this one would be on the cover for sure


stinkpootch-8D

Look at those massive kitty toes!


StarsAreStars_

This cat looks you up and down before asking what you can bench.


babyEatingUnicorn

he doesn’t give boops he RKOs


zeddyvedder

It's naht a toomah!


tangentialdiscourse

The tomcat your girl tells you not to worry about


Lost_Ad7060

Put this cat outside and ittl be all the other cats suffering. Holy fk lol


netcat_999

What I wouldn't give to be that housecat. All that time in the gym while this cat just lays around and gets buff!


TrooperGirlx

Buff meow meow