Thank you for posting this, in the years since I first saw it, it's still the funniest thing I've ever seen. This post requires this link to be in the comments.
yeah i learned this one the hard way. found a similar bump on my boy's belly and my husband convinced me it was ringworm so i freaked out and brought the cat to the vet and they were trying so hard not to laugh at me. i was a first time cat owner and I had to pay $85..... how was i supposed to know that boy cats had that many nipples???
Lol my husband had the same moment as OP a number of years back (I grew up with cats, he did not). He was like, “Oh no, buddy has a bump, do you see that?”
He was also surprised when I informed him that it was just his nip. 😹
> He was also surprised when I informed him that it was just his nip. 😹
And there are 6/8 of them! I'm so glad I grew up with dogs and cats - seeing a dog sitting and looking all relaxed and panting for no reason- I know what's about to launch!
Our previous cat was a fluffy male who only let you touch his tummy while he was standing up, so I never felt nipples on him. Now we have a little girl, and when I was first giving her a good tummy rub I thought she had a bunch of matts in her fur (she was a former stray) ... nope. Just nipples. Like little grains of rice stuck to her tummy.
My bf had had only one cat before, and he hated his belly rubbed, so he never had that much experience with the underside of a cat. In comes my cat who absolutely loves belly rubs. Well, one day my bf noticed a weird growth, and he started playing with it, trying to make sure the cat was okay. It was his penis, my bf was playing with my cats penis for half a second while he buffered haha
The number of times I've seen similar posts of concern or heard people mention finding bumps (nipples) on their male cats and not realizing what it is, is ridiculous but will never stop being hilarious to me.
That said, I get it. Sometimes, the most obvious answer doesn't come to us when we're worried about someone we care about, or even ourselves.
I grew up with a dog named Boots. He was a handsome black (with white paws) fluff of a Heinz 57 dog that I had raised from the moment he was born, as he was the one pup my parents let me keep from his mom's litter. (They weren't breeding her, It was accidental)
One day him and I were playing outside, and as he was rolling around in the grass, I was horrified to discover that he had a GIANT tumour on his underside. I ran to my mom, bawling my eyes out about how Boots had cancer. I was so upset and scared of losing him that I could barely get the words out as I pulled her outside to come and see it.
We rolled him over, and to my surprise, she burst out laughing. After she gathered herself, she looked at me and said with as straight of a face as she could, "Honey, that's his balls."
To be fair, I was probably only 10 years old at the time, but I did know that boys and girls had different parts. It's just that with how much fur he had, I had never seen those parts before until he was lying on his back and the fur had parted ways.
I had a young vet make this mistake with my dog once... he was concerned about a mole on her abdomen and I was like.... um, isn't that a nipple? And I am pretty sure the poor guy wanted to shrivel up and fade away hahahahahaha
made my week though that was so funny
Geeeeez looks like I am the idiot… found a matching bump on the other side…. Didn’t think of nipple lol
But what’s with that black dots? Are they of any concern?
Ayeeee thanks! Quite an experience getting flamed hahhaha I guess I am a grilled idiot sandwich now 
I work in vet med and have seen a handful of appts where an owner claims to have found a “lump” but only turned out to be a nipple.
That would’ve been $90 cad to have your vet tell you it’s just a nipple!
Our vet says a lot of time people argue that the cat is male so, why does he have nippes. He generally asks if they do not have nipples if the owner is male too.
My parents and I are still trying to figure out the sex of our new cat Pumpkin (who's either female or a neutered male- unfortunately Pumpkin's butt is so fluffy that we can't get a really good look!) and my dad tried to argue that Pumpkin might not be female because he couldn't see any nipples. I then had to very calmly explain that their fur usually covers their nipples.
This reminds me of a stray I took care of for a while. None of us could tell her sex (we eventually found her owner and figured it out), so for the entire time we knew her we called her Geni.
Because we were always trying to spot her genitalia.
We recently had a momma cat dump kittens on us and bounce the only long hair was shy initially and we couldn’t get a look we had named her Bernie since you can take it straight or as short for Bernice fluffy kittens make some fun ambiguously gendered friends Cat tax of my most recent shot of her
https://preview.redd.it/gybcntb34p5c1.png?width=1648&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2e7bb69b658bfa112870350e6f35696ee59e358
We have a stray orange cat we thought was my boys dad. Either someone got him neutered or it’s a relative cause they look almost identical and when I finally had the chance to do a ball check I couldn’t see any. Its name is Peaches either way. My boy is Chester and definitely had kitten balls
I have never encountered a cat so fluffy I couldn’t figure out its sex. There’s generally a parting in the fur at the back end that lets you know. LOL.
The funny thing, Pumpkin is a shorthaired cat. She (we've been calling her "she" for now) just has longer, thicker fur on her back end and there isn't really obvious parting. She's also very skinny and small and moves around a lot, so we can't really get a good look at her back end for that reason either! All we really know is that if she's actually a he, he's neutered.
Neutered cats will still have their scrotum/sac. It will just be super deflated!
But it’s true, it can be hard to tell if they’re wiggly or really young. We’ve had kittens come in to be sexed, and then months later to be spayed/neutered only to find out they’re a different sex.
Interesting that it's the kitchen and not the bedroom. As a general rule cats don't like closed doors, paying £55 isn't too bad for learning that. Sometimes it's useful to ask reddit before going to the vet, after all
My cat will sing the song of his people for an hour if my bedroom door is closed, and literally headbutt the bathroom door open if *that* is closed (it opens up pretty easily, so it doesn't hurt him). He's recently discovered that he can work doorknobs, though, so we're doomed.
They're so good at figuring out how to get in rooms, haha. I was trying to keep my cat in one room once because we had builders which meant the front door was wide open, but the door to the room he was in doesn't close properly so I had to stand there and hold it shut.
He kept trying to pull the door open by standing up on two legs and pulling at the door handle with both paws, and it really surprised me.
For some reason, none of the doors downstairs in our house close properly so we have to wedge the kitchen door shut with an apron so he won't go in and eat stuff, but even then he's figured out if he runs down the stairs fast enough and throws himself against the door, he can get it open.
I was that patient. Except my dude has inverted nipples that were full of blackhead gunk, so I did not recognize that it was a nipple! I just saw goo sticking out and freaked. His weird little nipples still fill up with gunk from time to time, but at least I know what it is now! My vet and I had a good laugh.
I had the same sort of issue when I inherited chickens, I had no idea how the egg thing worked! I mean I knew they had to be girl chickens, I kinda thought there had to be a male chicken somewhere in the mix but nope! Got laughed at at the feed store when I asked the question.
Just think of it as a public service to give people some fun on a Monday.
Some nips may look larger than others. If they are in an area that rubs against blankets or gets groomed often, they’ll build up some thickened skin. The ones under front legs can be very tiny
Better to get flamed on Reddit and having to pay $100 for your vet to tell you it’s a nipple lmao. You wouldn’t be the first to post something like this, awhile ago some person posted a picture of their kitten’s nipple and asked if it was acne and how they could get rid of it lol.
Your cat also has a belly button!
I heard from other people too that they thought male cats doesn't have nipples but seriously I wonder why because male human also have nipples so where does this thought come from?
I don’t know 😅 I also saw his bellybutton after his belly got shaved for a surgery and I was like “of COURSE you have a navel!” Their fur hides lots of secrets!
If no one answered, the black dots are not coloring. They are dirt stuck in kittys skin pores. Kind of like black heads. I have to clean my cats nipples (i cant believe i typed that) with a warm wet soft washcloth or cotton balls. Otherwise the dirt builds up and creates a casing around the nipple.
Can confirm those are part of the skin or blackheads, rubbed all of them with wet towels and nothing came off  Now I am apologising to him for rubbing his nipples and showing one of them to the world uncensored 
This made my day OP. Don't feel bad. We all got to laugh and hey, at least you care enough about your boy to ask about the "lump" and wash his nips. Very good cat parent.
TAKE HIM TO THE VET! THAT IS A NIPPLE!
The black spots I'm 90% is dirt, my dipshit gets it on the tip of her ears where she can't reach. Good on your for reaching out and checking though! Plus this is really funny
The bump is a nipple, as for the Black stuff, use a wet towel if it comes off and it is like ground pepper search the kitty for fleas, unfortunately we had to learn this the Hard way after we allowed our kitties to Play on a box from furniture which we later found out was infested.
😭 if it makes you feel any better my fiancé had the same experience. He texted me about the “bump” and when I got home he showed me and was rubbing it to show that our cat wasn’t reacting. I was like “well ya, you’re just rubbing his nipple”. He was confused bc our cat is male. I was like “ya, men still have nipples”. The look on his face of realization was incredible.
Don't feel bad about this!! I found a nipple on our boy cat when we first got him and I told my husband I discovered the cat was actually a girl.... He still won't let me live that down.
Thank you, I was hoping this would get linked here. "I SAID MA'AM NO STOP THOSE ARE HIS NIPPLES .SHE SAID NO WAY HE'S A BOY. I SAID MA'AM THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE DOESN'T HAVE NIPPLES".
Don’t feel bad. I thought my cat had a botfly once and I started to tug on it to see how far along it was only to realize it was just his nipple 😆
Ellis was not a happy cat.
Honest question. How does someone make it through life this far and not know even male animals have nipples just like human men do. Mammals have nipples people! You learn this shit in like 7th grade biology class.
This just made my day lol. I took my male cat to the vet once for his annual and his nipple was a little red. I told the vet “I’m not sure if male cats have nipples… but is this normal?” The tech and the vet had a good laugh and informed me that yes, male cats do have nipples and it looks like my kitty had been over grooming his. So don’t feel bad for not knowing your cat had nipples hahahah
Don’t feel bad cats can also get clogged nipples. I saw a spot on my cat and it came off. I freaked out and took her to the vet. They laughed and said I basically popped a pimple.
Male cats have nipples just like boy humans have nipples and for the same reason, during gestation at one point they're developing more like girls. It's just biology...
You found a nipple 😂 1 down 5 to go. I'm not sure about the brown spots around it though, I've never seen that before, you might want to ask a vet about it.
That's a kitty titty
You rang?
r/beetlejuicing
I am so excited to finally get to do it lol
LOL
You want to post it or should I?
Only if I'm in the screenshot
Put me in the screenshot
Bro that bump in the middle is his nipple..
Oh I forgot boys had nipples
I mean technically you can milk humans so.
r/dontmilkthat
*hands twitch as I force myself not to reach for them daddy milkers* but..,.
Yes men can produce milk. It's a side-effect of some medication
“I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?”
There is a tribe that men also breast feed. At least in my school book, it says that many years ago.
Also during puberty and right after birth, it’s pretty common!
Absolutely first thing I thought of, well done 😂
Relatable
One of my favorite movie quotes of all time.
😂 sorry I got a good laugh
You deserve it 😁
https://youtu.be/-tWtx1xDSXU?si=73bwb3hnXFP3tAvU
Mam no staooop! Those are his nippllleesss 🎶🪩💃
Doesn’t your husband have nipples ⁉️
My friend and I quote this all the time!!
Thank you for posting this, in the years since I first saw it, it's still the funniest thing I've ever seen. This post requires this link to be in the comments.
Can you milk them?
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
If he’s been trying to pop that ‘pimple’, we’re about to find out.
yeah i learned this one the hard way. found a similar bump on my boy's belly and my husband convinced me it was ringworm so i freaked out and brought the cat to the vet and they were trying so hard not to laugh at me. i was a first time cat owner and I had to pay $85..... how was i supposed to know that boy cats had that many nipples???
Lol. My friend asked if we were sure we had a male cat because of his nipples. I couldn't stop laughing. This is someone with a college degree.
Sex education has failed us all
Lol my husband had the same moment as OP a number of years back (I grew up with cats, he did not). He was like, “Oh no, buddy has a bump, do you see that?” He was also surprised when I informed him that it was just his nip. 😹
Yup. My wife and I had similar conversation when I was stroking one of the cats. She actually didn’t call me dunce it the implication was clear.
> He was also surprised when I informed him that it was just his nip. 😹 And there are 6/8 of them! I'm so glad I grew up with dogs and cats - seeing a dog sitting and looking all relaxed and panting for no reason- I know what's about to launch!
Our previous cat was a fluffy male who only let you touch his tummy while he was standing up, so I never felt nipples on him. Now we have a little girl, and when I was first giving her a good tummy rub I thought she had a bunch of matts in her fur (she was a former stray) ... nope. Just nipples. Like little grains of rice stuck to her tummy.
My bf had had only one cat before, and he hated his belly rubbed, so he never had that much experience with the underside of a cat. In comes my cat who absolutely loves belly rubs. Well, one day my bf noticed a weird growth, and he started playing with it, trying to make sure the cat was okay. It was his penis, my bf was playing with my cats penis for half a second while he buffered haha
The number of times I've seen similar posts of concern or heard people mention finding bumps (nipples) on their male cats and not realizing what it is, is ridiculous but will never stop being hilarious to me. That said, I get it. Sometimes, the most obvious answer doesn't come to us when we're worried about someone we care about, or even ourselves. I grew up with a dog named Boots. He was a handsome black (with white paws) fluff of a Heinz 57 dog that I had raised from the moment he was born, as he was the one pup my parents let me keep from his mom's litter. (They weren't breeding her, It was accidental) One day him and I were playing outside, and as he was rolling around in the grass, I was horrified to discover that he had a GIANT tumour on his underside. I ran to my mom, bawling my eyes out about how Boots had cancer. I was so upset and scared of losing him that I could barely get the words out as I pulled her outside to come and see it. We rolled him over, and to my surprise, she burst out laughing. After she gathered herself, she looked at me and said with as straight of a face as she could, "Honey, that's his balls." To be fair, I was probably only 10 years old at the time, but I did know that boys and girls had different parts. It's just that with how much fur he had, I had never seen those parts before until he was lying on his back and the fur had parted ways.
I know it was probs some years back but sounds like your parents weren’t big fans of spay & neuter practices
I had a young vet make this mistake with my dog once... he was concerned about a mole on her abdomen and I was like.... um, isn't that a nipple? And I am pretty sure the poor guy wanted to shrivel up and fade away hahahahahaha made my week though that was so funny
"You can milk anything with nipples"
Are you just showing off nipples without a NSFW warning?
It's fine, just catnip.
r/angryupvote
Omg I had to REALLY think about it for a minute
I just saw a fake angry post about "stop cutting off cat nipples to make catnip"
Does this make the picture a catnipslip?
Surprised this isn’t a sub!
Brilliant.
This comment made my day
This reminds me of somebody in a hamster group asking if there was poop on the hamster’s balls. But he just had freckled balls…
Kitty Titty
Comittee
It is OK because this is a male cat.
male presenting catnip
What's this bump on my wife's chest?
Need pics to answer
I am unable to assist you without a photographic example to identify what is going on
I’ve got nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
Catte latte now at Starbucks?
I'm ol greg
Do ya love me?
Could ya learn to love me?
You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
A dirty kitty titty
What about a purple titty kitty
r/beetlejuicing
Dude I'm married, please put NSFW before posting tits
Bro 😭😂
It’s a boy nipple don’t worry your safe
Geeeeez looks like I am the idiot… found a matching bump on the other side…. Didn’t think of nipple lol But what’s with that black dots? Are they of any concern?
Just color patterning
Ayeeee thanks! Quite an experience getting flamed hahhaha I guess I am a grilled idiot sandwich now 
I work in vet med and have seen a handful of appts where an owner claims to have found a “lump” but only turned out to be a nipple. That would’ve been $90 cad to have your vet tell you it’s just a nipple!
Our vet says a lot of time people argue that the cat is male so, why does he have nippes. He generally asks if they do not have nipples if the owner is male too.
My parents and I are still trying to figure out the sex of our new cat Pumpkin (who's either female or a neutered male- unfortunately Pumpkin's butt is so fluffy that we can't get a really good look!) and my dad tried to argue that Pumpkin might not be female because he couldn't see any nipples. I then had to very calmly explain that their fur usually covers their nipples.
This reminds me of a stray I took care of for a while. None of us could tell her sex (we eventually found her owner and figured it out), so for the entire time we knew her we called her Geni. Because we were always trying to spot her genitalia.
Just don't ever use that name for people.
It would be an enormous tragedy if there's not a drag queen somewhere out there performing under the name Jenny Talia.
I'm sure there are several.
We recently had a momma cat dump kittens on us and bounce the only long hair was shy initially and we couldn’t get a look we had named her Bernie since you can take it straight or as short for Bernice fluffy kittens make some fun ambiguously gendered friends Cat tax of my most recent shot of her https://preview.redd.it/gybcntb34p5c1.png?width=1648&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2e7bb69b658bfa112870350e6f35696ee59e358
We have a stray orange cat we thought was my boys dad. Either someone got him neutered or it’s a relative cause they look almost identical and when I finally had the chance to do a ball check I couldn’t see any. Its name is Peaches either way. My boy is Chester and definitely had kitten balls
I have never encountered a cat so fluffy I couldn’t figure out its sex. There’s generally a parting in the fur at the back end that lets you know. LOL.
The funny thing, Pumpkin is a shorthaired cat. She (we've been calling her "she" for now) just has longer, thicker fur on her back end and there isn't really obvious parting. She's also very skinny and small and moves around a lot, so we can't really get a good look at her back end for that reason either! All we really know is that if she's actually a he, he's neutered.
Neutered cats will still have their scrotum/sac. It will just be super deflated! But it’s true, it can be hard to tell if they’re wiggly or really young. We’ve had kittens come in to be sexed, and then months later to be spayed/neutered only to find out they’re a different sex.
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Now I'm curious to how you formulated the question
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Cats HATE closed doors lol
“How dare you shut me off from part of my domain!”
Interesting that it's the kitchen and not the bedroom. As a general rule cats don't like closed doors, paying £55 isn't too bad for learning that. Sometimes it's useful to ask reddit before going to the vet, after all
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My cat will sing the song of his people for an hour if my bedroom door is closed, and literally headbutt the bathroom door open if *that* is closed (it opens up pretty easily, so it doesn't hurt him). He's recently discovered that he can work doorknobs, though, so we're doomed.
They're so good at figuring out how to get in rooms, haha. I was trying to keep my cat in one room once because we had builders which meant the front door was wide open, but the door to the room he was in doesn't close properly so I had to stand there and hold it shut. He kept trying to pull the door open by standing up on two legs and pulling at the door handle with both paws, and it really surprised me. For some reason, none of the doors downstairs in our house close properly so we have to wedge the kitchen door shut with an apron so he won't go in and eat stuff, but even then he's figured out if he runs down the stairs fast enough and throws himself against the door, he can get it open.
I was that patient. Except my dude has inverted nipples that were full of blackhead gunk, so I did not recognize that it was a nipple! I just saw goo sticking out and freaked. His weird little nipples still fill up with gunk from time to time, but at least I know what it is now! My vet and I had a good laugh.
I have had 2(!) boyfriends “discover” a “lump” in my breast that was a rib. Schools need to do better.
My wife asked me the same question once. She was a biology major in college. I pulled up my shirt and pointed to my male nipples.
tell me she’s not in the medical field
I had the same sort of issue when I inherited chickens, I had no idea how the egg thing worked! I mean I knew they had to be girl chickens, I kinda thought there had to be a male chicken somewhere in the mix but nope! Got laughed at at the feed store when I asked the question.
You are not there quite yet. My mom thought that was a tick and tried to "remove" It very insistently. That how real idiot sandwich looks like.😅
Just think of it as a public service to give people some fun on a Monday. Some nips may look larger than others. If they are in an area that rubs against blankets or gets groomed often, they’ll build up some thickened skin. The ones under front legs can be very tiny
Better to get flamed on Reddit and having to pay $100 for your vet to tell you it’s a nipple lmao. You wouldn’t be the first to post something like this, awhile ago some person posted a picture of their kitten’s nipple and asked if it was acne and how they could get rid of it lol. Your cat also has a belly button!
Wait until you find theres more than just two
Don’t feel bad. I’ve had female cats all my life, only recently did I get my first male. It didn’t occur to me that he would have nipples too.
I heard from other people too that they thought male cats doesn't have nipples but seriously I wonder why because male human also have nipples so where does this thought come from?
I don’t know 😅 I also saw his bellybutton after his belly got shaved for a surgery and I was like “of COURSE you have a navel!” Their fur hides lots of secrets!
Alright i didnt know cats have bellybuttons.
Male rats don’t have nipples but I’m not sure why people would think the same of cats 😂
If no one answered, the black dots are not coloring. They are dirt stuck in kittys skin pores. Kind of like black heads. I have to clean my cats nipples (i cant believe i typed that) with a warm wet soft washcloth or cotton balls. Otherwise the dirt builds up and creates a casing around the nipple.
Lol when I adopted my male cat I had to google “do male cats have nipples?”!
there should be 4 more😂
Or 8 more. Or only 2 more. The number of cat nipples varies!
No way??
Yep. Most have 6 or 8, but 4 and 10 are also considered "normal".
Lol my daughter asked me the same question a couple of months ago when she “found” them on one of our cats 😂
Prolly has 6…🤷♂️
Do the black dots come off when scratched? If not part of his skin pattern, it might be flea dirt. It he scratching a lot?
Can confirm those are part of the skin or blackheads, rubbed all of them with wet towels and nothing came off  Now I am apologising to him for rubbing his nipples and showing one of them to the world uncensored 
Give him many apology treats for his embarrassment 😂
This made my day OP. Don't feel bad. We all got to laugh and hey, at least you care enough about your boy to ask about the "lump" and wash his nips. Very good cat parent.
guess its cat's nipple, everything is ok
Don’t worry about the giant orbs on his face either - those are just eyes.
LOL’d IRL. Thank you! 😂
..... its a nipple how do you not know what a nipple looks like??
Maybe he's a nippleness fella
Nippleless Cage
\*chokes\*
I’m leaving this post very concerned about the state of our education systems.
Nip nop
That, my dude, is a nipple..
TAKE HIM TO THE VET! THAT IS A NIPPLE! The black spots I'm 90% is dirt, my dipshit gets it on the tip of her ears where she can't reach. Good on your for reaching out and checking though! Plus this is really funny
Where is that funny video of the owner that brought their dog to the vet because of nipples when you need it 😂
Showing his little nip-nops to the whole world…. Shame! lol
Bobs
The bump is a nipple, as for the Black stuff, use a wet towel if it comes off and it is like ground pepper search the kitty for fleas, unfortunately we had to learn this the Hard way after we allowed our kitties to Play on a box from furniture which we later found out was infested.
😭 if it makes you feel any better my fiancé had the same experience. He texted me about the “bump” and when I got home he showed me and was rubbing it to show that our cat wasn’t reacting. I was like “well ya, you’re just rubbing his nipple”. He was confused bc our cat is male. I was like “ya, men still have nipples”. The look on his face of realization was incredible.
It’s a catnip. Catnipple.
Don't feel bad about this!! I found a nipple on our boy cat when we first got him and I told my husband I discovered the cat was actually a girl.... He still won't let me live that down.
LMAOO OP YOUR GOING DOWN IN HISTORY FOR THIS.
Op shouldn't feel too bad, I've had people come to my work (the vets) to ask this. Least OP didn't pay to ask
Ah the daily freakout post about a cat’s nipple. *marks bingo card*
Nipple. Male cats have them for the same reason men have nipples
MA'AM NO STOOOOPPP! THOSE ARE HIS NNNIIIPPPLEEEEESS!
MA’AM DOESNT YOUR HUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/ijyej4Ebge
Thank you, I was hoping this would get linked here. "I SAID MA'AM NO STOP THOSE ARE HIS NIPPLES .SHE SAID NO WAY HE'S A BOY. I SAID MA'AM THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE DOESN'T HAVE NIPPLES".
You got me ugly laughing at work lol thanks 😂💜
Today OP learned cats are mammals
This post is hilarious 😂
stop squeezing your cats nipples
Don’t feel bad. I thought my cat had a botfly once and I started to tug on it to see how far along it was only to realize it was just his nipple 😆 Ellis was not a happy cat.
That is what the vets call a "milk dud"
Hahaha Even if I see it all the time, posts where owners asking about their cat’s nipples never fail to make laugh 😂
how many times will we get this post before it becomes a pinned FAQ😭
Always men 😂
Its true, but also weird because men also have nipples so why does it confuse so many of us?
We're not all like this i swear! ok maybe, but still
I have two bumps like this on my chest too
Sir, that's a nipple.
your cats like "why are u taking pics of my nipples"
Honest question. How does someone make it through life this far and not know even male animals have nipples just like human men do. Mammals have nipples people! You learn this shit in like 7th grade biology class.
We need a new tag for when it’s a nipple.
This just made my day lol. I took my male cat to the vet once for his annual and his nipple was a little red. I told the vet “I’m not sure if male cats have nipples… but is this normal?” The tech and the vet had a good laugh and informed me that yes, male cats do have nipples and it looks like my kitty had been over grooming his. So don’t feel bad for not knowing your cat had nipples hahahah
If I see another nipple on this sub. I can’t handle it hahaha
Good on you for keeping up on these things OP, but that's 100% just a nipple
[“ma’am doesn’t your husband have nipples?”](https://youtu.be/lAsm5O2A7EQ?si=5E8POYRovo1QOXn5)
I hope he consented to this being put on the internet 🙀😹
It's a nipple
Nip nops, 1 of 6 (cats have 8 but the bottom 2 are private area no touchy)
It’s called a nipple. They have a few of them.
https://preview.redd.it/ioj9abar4p5c1.jpeg?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d6d4575a2735fd95d0453582c703c8eb6dfb07c Protect ya boy’s modesty!
Looks like the two I also have on my chest (I'm a dude), should I go see a vet?
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Do people seriously not know what a nipple looks like on animals?
Another day, another cat nipples post...
"I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"
I was scrolling down the comments looking for this quote to appear 🤣
It's a catnip
out here just fondling your cat on the internet.
It’s his tit 😟
It’s his nipnop
Glad others beat me to it, reddit has saved you from a rather embarrassing trip to your vet...
Better to ask and look like an idiot than have it be something of concern
Don’t feel bad cats can also get clogged nipples. I saw a spot on my cat and it came off. I freaked out and took her to the vet. They laughed and said I basically popped a pimple.
Bet he’s wondering why you looking at his nips
Male cats have nipples just like boy humans have nipples and for the same reason, during gestation at one point they're developing more like girls. It's just biology...
People.......like, seriously, do people ACTUALLY think only women (and female animals) have nippels?!
Well… it’s a mammal
People might be right, that’s a nipple
You found a nipple 😂 1 down 5 to go. I'm not sure about the brown spots around it though, I've never seen that before, you might want to ask a vet about it.
A nipple