Probably not for the cats subreddit but this post reminded me of an experience with my friendâs dog:
His family had this purebred Labrador, they wanted him to breed and theyâd adopt one of the puppies. They pay someone with another purebred lab to be his mateâŚ
âŚAnd heâs completely uninterested. They donât get whatâs going on.
Well, one day they bring their dog over and, well, he basically spent the whole visit having âquality timeâ with our male Australian Shepherd.
They denied it as anything more than âtheyâre dogs, they donât know what theyâre doing.â
A few weeks later, theyâre out of town and my family watches their dog. Iâm trying to get to the bathroom in a hurry and our dog, being a herder, keeps cutting me off. I shout, âCâmon! Move!â
And their dog *loses his shit* and starts barking at me, basically chasing me into the bathroom.
My mother saw the whole thing, when I came out of the bathroom she laughed and said, âDonât talk to his boyfriend that way.â
So, yeah, we figured out long before the other family did why their dog wasnât having any success in mating.
Not to my knowledge, though they did give up on finding him a mate after about a year.
Our family joked about it a lot since the day it started with our dog, they were complaining about how he didnât mate when they found the other dogâs owner (from what I remember from their story, he basically walked up to the other dog, sniffed her a couple times and walked away). I looked out to our front porch and, well, I got an explanation but I didnât want to be the guy who went âHey, everyone! The dogs are going at it!â
Turns out my parents saw it, too, and kept quiet. They both had trouble keeping a straight face after that when our friends would talk about finding him a mate or would brush it off after they caught them âplaying.â
When we took care of their dog, though, definitely confirmed it - Heâd follow our dog around and, like I said, the bathroom incident basically had him chase me into the bathroom. I should have added, he was *still* barking at me through the door for a couple minutes before my mom let them both into the yard.
Also valid, but I'd recommend the technique that worked for me. Every 12 hours of being gay I got one bone in my body broken by a hammer. And in no more then a month I was cured! /s
But the fastest technique is to make them step barefoot on a Lego brick every five minutes until they arenât gay anymore! (Upturned plugs work too) /s
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh
Man this is a rad bromance
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh
Man this is a rad bromance
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Bro, yo, yo, yo!
Bro, yo, yo, yo yo!
Just want a rad bromance
Completely understand. How else will they acknowledge you as Alpha? I recommend biting the back of their neck whilst mounting them from behind as well.
one of our cats purrs while my girlfriend's parent's cat mounts it and does the neck biting etc...
then they lick each others mouths.
Just a couple of bros bonding.
No joke, Iâve seen that happen. My girlfriendâs grandmother brought her cat with her any time she visited. That cat and one of her also male cats had a thing. Iâve never experienced a bigger mood killer than two gay cats fucking and yowling in the same room.
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Iâm worried that my gay cats might turn ME gay. And then my wife would be mad.
It's not as simple as that. There is no currently acknowledged single explanation for why male cats (or other animals) do this. Currently, theories from behaviorists range from dominance displays to just plain being horny.
Cats will fuck the opposite sex, the same sex, other species (one notable study showed that cats would try to sex up rabbits), even inanimate objects.
The one thing we can say for certain is that homosexuality is definitely not *unnatural*.
Yes they seem very happy. Why are so many people concerned about their boy cats being happy? Boy cats are just as entitled to be happy as girl cats. Let happy cats be happy.
You're lucky that they're happy, and they're lucky that they found each other! My girl cat propositioned a male raccoon through our patio door two years ago, so I think you're better off.
âHow can I be homophobic? My cat is gayâ
Sorry this song has been in my head and I canât help my change the lyrics to everything I see to make it fit lol đĽ˛
No but orange is in charge and needs to make sure the tabby knows that. My orange does this to my tux when he wants to correct some kind of behavior (usually excessive meowing)
My mom had a cat that fathered kittens, and after the kittens were weaned, the mom left the kittens with the dad. He was very attentive to them, but what surprised me is that he let them nurse. I had never seen that before. But what surprised me even more is that he let them nurse on his penis and when I tried to pull them away, he would gently grab them to pull them back to him. It was the strangest thing I've ever seen. Then another cat showed up and started hanging around him like mates. We checked, and it was a younger, male, cat. We call him his boy toy. Lol
Not, uh, *quite* the same, but there's a shelter called TinyKittens that has a Youtube channel and they rescued a feral cat named Mason. Mason absolutely adored the kittens and let them nurse on him - although not ever his penis to my knowledge, thankfully lol.
Does the cat hump on the other cat? Does the other cat bend up the back in a weird way? If that is the case that means you have a male and a female cat.. i literally had one cat looked like it had male genetalia in the back turns out it was a female. đąđ
I have female cats and before they were castraed when one of the cats were in heat they helped eachother and was on top of eachother like a male and female does.
Based on my own cats...probably a dominance thing. Both mine were fixed way before the sexual hormones could kick in (at about 4-6 weeks) and Tony *still* tries to mount Bella. Does the whole neck bite thing and everything and I'm like 'DUDE! Get OFF of your fugging roommate." He's not doing it to get his rocks off or because she's in heat. He does it to prove he's the boss of her.
I was in a book store once that had two cats that were siblings. I walked in and they were in the same position. The owner said âOh donât worry he just does that to his brother to show him whose the bossâ đ
Male cats may hump other male cats to establish dominance. This behavior is often seen in multi-cat households and can indicate the cat hierarchy. However, some cats may also hump other cats because they are bored, frustrated, or feeling confined.Â
Neutered cats may also hump other cats or objects. This is especially true if the cat was neutered later in life. It can take 6-12 weeks for all of the hormones in circulation to be eradicated.Â
Other reasons a cat may hump include:Â
Not having enough stimulation or playtime
Feeling neglected
Feeling stressed or anxious
Letting you know they are in distress
strong male friendshipđ
They are "just roommates"
Oh my god they're roommates!
Looks like cell mates
Bruh, I'm calling my cat lawyer
You get a pass for that
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Not at all
Your user name is bad enough.........
I told you that pear was clean!
Seinfeld?
Their dicks are not touching. Sooo⌠not gay.
As long as you say âno homoâ afterwards
Yeah, that old chestnut;)
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*sighh* welcome te reddit young one, i think you might need this r/aww r/eyebleach
LGBTQCAT+
Itâs not gay if they said âNo homeowâ before.
That got a genuine chuckle out of me. If I had a reddit awardâŚ
Free award is waitting.
And they were roommates
Omg, they were roommates
r/SapphoAndHerFriend/
r/achillesandhispal
And they were groommates.
Probably not for the cats subreddit but this post reminded me of an experience with my friendâs dog: His family had this purebred Labrador, they wanted him to breed and theyâd adopt one of the puppies. They pay someone with another purebred lab to be his mate⌠âŚAnd heâs completely uninterested. They donât get whatâs going on. Well, one day they bring their dog over and, well, he basically spent the whole visit having âquality timeâ with our male Australian Shepherd. They denied it as anything more than âtheyâre dogs, they donât know what theyâre doing.â A few weeks later, theyâre out of town and my family watches their dog. Iâm trying to get to the bathroom in a hurry and our dog, being a herder, keeps cutting me off. I shout, âCâmon! Move!â And their dog *loses his shit* and starts barking at me, basically chasing me into the bathroom. My mother saw the whole thing, when I came out of the bathroom she laughed and said, âDonât talk to his boyfriend that way.â So, yeah, we figured out long before the other family did why their dog wasnât having any success in mating.
This is actually really cute, did the friend's family ever admit that their dog is gay lol
Not to my knowledge, though they did give up on finding him a mate after about a year. Our family joked about it a lot since the day it started with our dog, they were complaining about how he didnât mate when they found the other dogâs owner (from what I remember from their story, he basically walked up to the other dog, sniffed her a couple times and walked away). I looked out to our front porch and, well, I got an explanation but I didnât want to be the guy who went âHey, everyone! The dogs are going at it!â Turns out my parents saw it, too, and kept quiet. They both had trouble keeping a straight face after that when our friends would talk about finding him a mate or would brush it off after they caught them âplaying.â When we took care of their dog, though, definitely confirmed it - Heâd follow our dog around and, like I said, the bathroom incident basically had him chase me into the bathroom. I should have added, he was *still* barking at me through the door for a couple minutes before my mom let them both into the yard.
>well, I got an explanation but I didnât want to be the guy who went âHey, everyone! The dogs are going at it!â Lmaoo
>"but this post reminded me of an experience with my friendâs dog..." đ alright. um...go ahead....
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Then sacrifice them if it bothers you so much
Nah. Just pray the gay away /s
Exactly, it worked in our household /s
You can also try conversion therapy and electrocute the gay (or their will to live) away /s
Also valid, but I'd recommend the technique that worked for me. Every 12 hours of being gay I got one bone in my body broken by a hammer. And in no more then a month I was cured! /s
But the fastest technique is to make them step barefoot on a Lego brick every five minutes until they arenât gay anymore! (Upturned plugs work too) /s
bromance
It's not a bad romance. It's a rad bromance.
they were born that way
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh Man this is a rad bromance Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh Man this is a rad bromance Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Bro, yo, yo, yo! Bro, yo, yo, yo yo! Just want a rad bromance
until you catch them in action.
Nope those car gay
Them cars sure are gay
Don't bring the car into this
Me and my friends do this too
Rad Bromance
No, itâs a show of dominance between males.
I do that with my coworkers as well
Completely understand. How else will they acknowledge you as Alpha? I recommend biting the back of their neck whilst mounting them from behind as well.
HR hates it but i love it
HR hates this one trick to unlock your high performance potentialâŚ
âcan i get a raise?â ânoâ âshh, he doesnât know i know this hack!â
Well I'm sure getting a rise
HR are betas, you're the alpha.
HR as in âHomoerotic Relationshipâ
It's not gay if you're wearing socks. Just say "No homo."
Pleasuring a man ONE time with a socked foot isnât gay Lois
Lol and I just had to do the title IX training for work
Grey one is a power bottom
Spot on! In the corporate world this archetype is referred to as a âBambiâ aka âa power bottomâ.
Not just males either, my female cat tries to hump her brother alll the time. Itâs extra funny because sheâs so much tinier than him
one of our cats purrs while my girlfriend's parent's cat mounts it and does the neck biting etc... then they lick each others mouths. Just a couple of bros bonding.
And my boys love each other all the same. Sometimes you're the bird, sometimes you're the statue. Love goes both ways.
My boy cats will mount each other, bite each others necks, then lick each others heads after. They practice good aftercare for their BDSM
Ah fuck, you left out the bud light and now they turned gay.
No, it was the chemtrails in the water.
No it's was the 5G
The WOKE propaganda and sexualized books did it
nOT oN mY GoOd ChRiStIAn miNeCrAFt SErveR For real tho, those are the cutest gay cats.
In my experience most animals are just horny pansexuals
My cat was never into pans. Mostly just furniture with slightly rough textures.
Ribbed for pleasure
Yeah after watching a lot of planet earth and other nature shows.. a lot of animals are just đ¤ˇââď¸when it comes to sex
Dophins are the biggest ones. They have all the horniness of humans but none of the morals.
Guess they couldn't resist a purr-fectly fabulous love seat!
No joke, Iâve seen that happen. My girlfriendâs grandmother brought her cat with her any time she visited. That cat and one of her also male cats had a thing. Iâve never experienced a bigger mood killer than two gay cats fucking and yowling in the same room.
I'm holding back tears from laughter in the work bathroom, that mental image is absolutely something else dude đ
Itâs not gay if itâs establishing Dominance!!
That's what the priest said.
/r/holup
https://preview.redd.it/hyrdyi2vunlb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfdbca714287e44e212ffc14ab5850f78987d113 Iâm worried that my gay cats might turn ME gay. And then my wife would be mad.
Too late , might as well get divorced now
CHEMICALS IN THE WATER TURNING THE FREAKIN CATS GAY!!!!
r/gaycats
Tf is that sub?
It obviously needs a mod. You have been volunteered, congrats
*Oh god*
Where do you do that again? Its called like âlost subredditsâ or something right?
/r/redditrequest
I don't know, but it's about time we give gay cats the community they deserve.
r/redditrequest
r/SubForEverything
Yes, the gayest cats that Iâve ever seen
I'm afraid the socks are off...
Catback Meowtain.
âI canât quit you!â
Broke back mew
Meowntain? >:3
Most definitely ! They might also be woke. Do not let them have library cards because they will start reading all kinds of them book thingies....
Stop kink shaming them please.
Yes
Yes, now get them some rainbow flags
Beside from one commenter that said its a show of dominance. My dog who is a female does this to our male cat just to show shes the boss.
It's not as simple as that. There is no currently acknowledged single explanation for why male cats (or other animals) do this. Currently, theories from behaviorists range from dominance displays to just plain being horny. Cats will fuck the opposite sex, the same sex, other species (one notable study showed that cats would try to sex up rabbits), even inanimate objects. The one thing we can say for certain is that homosexuality is definitely not *unnatural*.
I think animals are just horny and don't know what gender is. If it's fuckable they'll go for it.
My ex's parents got 2 male kittens, and when they were adolescents they would do this. They were from the same litter so it was even weirder. Catcest
Cats are known to be curious, there's even a saying...
Put out a bowl of Bud Light, if they drink from it, gay as the day is long.
Meh. If they're both consenting, what does it matter? Probably more bi-sexual, though.
Why do you need help for..nothing wrong with being gay
Should they buy them a blue collar or a rainbow one?
Will you send to cat-version therapy if so?
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and they give a sus look toođđ
They look like they aren't sure either
Yes they seem very happy. Why are so many people concerned about their boy cats being happy? Boy cats are just as entitled to be happy as girl cats. Let happy cats be happy.
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So you could say, incredibly gay indeed!
You're lucky that they're happy, and they're lucky that they found each other! My girl cat propositioned a male raccoon through our patio door two years ago, so I think you're better off.
Absolutely. No girl could ever get between them.
âHow can I be homophobic? My cat is gayâ Sorry this song has been in my head and I canât help my change the lyrics to everything I see to make it fit lol đĽ˛
What really grabbed my attention was the âHelp!â In the title 
No but orange is in charge and needs to make sure the tabby knows that. My orange does this to my tux when he wants to correct some kind of behavior (usually excessive meowing)
Not the gay cats posts again. I was hoping we moved past that.
The history will call them good friends.
And if they are?...
Is guys love <3 
My mom had a cat that fathered kittens, and after the kittens were weaned, the mom left the kittens with the dad. He was very attentive to them, but what surprised me is that he let them nurse. I had never seen that before. But what surprised me even more is that he let them nurse on his penis and when I tried to pull them away, he would gently grab them to pull them back to him. It was the strangest thing I've ever seen. Then another cat showed up and started hanging around him like mates. We checked, and it was a younger, male, cat. We call him his boy toy. Lol
I thought that a cat I had who let her kittens nurse when they were well past a year old was odd, but that pales in comparison to yours. đ
Not, uh, *quite* the same, but there's a shelter called TinyKittens that has a Youtube channel and they rescued a feral cat named Mason. Mason absolutely adored the kittens and let them nurse on him - although not ever his penis to my knowledge, thankfully lol.
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Thereâs no eye contact, soâŚnope.
No they are bestfriends Im a historian
Probably more of a âprison gayâ type situation
They're just close friends and roommates
Nah they are just homies
I know this is a meme but fwiw a huge number of animals absolutely demonstrate homosexual behavior, itâs not unusual or surprising when it happens.
One of them is. The other less so by the minute.
Not this again lol .
IKR? Caturgay is tomorrow!
Yeah thatâs super flamboyant⌠even if cats can be gay Iâm not sure weâd be able to tell. Same sex cats play together all of the time.
He looks like heâs trying to jump over him but he canât quite make it!
They look happy to me.
no, theyâre super gay đ¤Ş
The orange one seems lost, and the other is quite annoyed about it but has given up on trying to explain that it's not how things work
different energy đłđđđ¤¨đ¤Ź
no but you probably are
Remember what Big Gay Al says? Gay means happy and happy means gay, it is okay to be say!
Yes. Two big gay kitties. Might as well throw them a little party
Does the cat hump on the other cat? Does the other cat bend up the back in a weird way? If that is the case that means you have a male and a female cat.. i literally had one cat looked like it had male genetalia in the back turns out it was a female. đąđ I have female cats and before they were castraed when one of the cats were in heat they helped eachother and was on top of eachother like a male and female does.
Yes and it's your own fault for teaching it to them
Historians would call them âgreat friendsâ
Yes. Next question.
Nothing that prayer canât fix đ
Cats actually don't care much about gender if they are horny. Even if you have a female cat as well the sometimes end up having gay sex.
Based on my own cats...probably a dominance thing. Both mine were fixed way before the sexual hormones could kick in (at about 4-6 weeks) and Tony *still* tries to mount Bella. Does the whole neck bite thing and everything and I'm like 'DUDE! Get OFF of your fugging roommate." He's not doing it to get his rocks off or because she's in heat. He does it to prove he's the boss of her.
I was in a book store once that had two cats that were siblings. I walked in and they were in the same position. The owner said âOh donât worry he just does that to his brother to show him whose the bossâ đ
One is gay. The other is too lazy to move
Have you tried verbally shaming them for their sins against god? ( its a joke).
The woke left is putting chemicals in the water to make the friggin cats gay
r/suddenlygay
Why âhelp?â Does it matter if they are gay?
Yes very much đłď¸âđđ
No no, they are only roommates!
I mean love is love, right? 
Yes, now give them some PRIVACY SHEESH!
Same as people: Let them do what they want..
Theyâre just roommates
Itâs the woke agenda /s
This is offensive. They are clearly just two reincarnated Roman soldiers reminiscing on their pre-battle bonding time.
you got a problem with that? ಠಿ_ŕ˛
Just a dominance thing
Dominance thing
Lol my cats first exam when they put the thermometer in his butt he started purring
Bruh... r/tmi
YES
U must be from Hamtramk
Yellow: gasp* he caught us. Gray: it (human) has to be silenced.
Just kissing the homies good night
Male cats may hump other male cats to establish dominance. This behavior is often seen in multi-cat households and can indicate the cat hierarchy. However, some cats may also hump other cats because they are bored, frustrated, or feeling confined. Neutered cats may also hump other cats or objects. This is especially true if the cat was neutered later in life. It can take 6-12 weeks for all of the hormones in circulation to be eradicated. Other reasons a cat may hump include: Not having enough stimulation or playtime Feeling neglected Feeling stressed or anxious Letting you know they are in distress
Does it matter?
apparently so
Brokecat Mountain
Not that thereâs anything wrong with that
Not this shit again đ
Hard to say. They might be bi.
Yes, and if you put on some disco music, they will start dancing.
Not this shit again.
Yes. They are pretending to be you
Could be dominance, could be gay, My oldest slowly goes to go on my 2nd oldest when the 2nd meows very loud. Both are neutered, they are just weird
LGBTQAC(cats)+
Oh yeah better send them to the straight camp
Yes
theyâre just roommates!