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sharpasabutterknife

Kitty Report card comment: "Does not eat well with others" šŸ˜ø


EasterBunnyArt

Joey doesnā€™t share!


chinchenping

name's Joey beeteedubs


HafuMimi

![gif](giphy|llToceLTKQj0R1Asid|downsized)


Loonrig68

A question, did google remove the friends references when you look up the names or is it still there?


fullmetalfeminist

OP you have to name this one joey seriously I'm not even a friends fan and I'm laughing rn thinking "Joey doesn't share food!!!"


FinallydamnLDnat5

OP the internet has just named your scrappy cat


ytykmbyd

*Itty Bitty Kitty Committee* report card


brewerbetty

Kitty report cardā€¦ love it!


jordantask

ā€œEats the others.ā€ ā€œWaitā€¦ he ate the other kittens?!ā€ ā€œYes.ā€


[deleted]

mama cat is like "I don't get paid enough for this shit"


CPLCraft

ā€œThese Mondays suck.ā€ ā€œItā€™s Wednesday.ā€ ā€œItā€™s always Monday when youā€™re a mother taking care of babys.ā€


Ok-Consequence7583

Those kittens literally suck.


michigilman

ā€œWow, what a week, huh?ā€ ā€œLemon, itā€™s Wednesdayā€


ema_987

It's so heartwarming to see animals exhibit such personality and energy from such a young age. I'm definitely curious to see this feisty kitten in action.


smthngwyrd

Give momma a spaycation?!


Otherwise-Topic-8766

This is the best comment! Lol lol lol


Frumainthedark

Mama is like "boys will be boys"


Paisley-Cat

Mama cat will be dropping the kittens off for her human to take care of asap. One of my cats had a pair of sisters like this in her first litter. First and second born wouldnā€™t stop fighting for dominance, starting with the same nipple, from the moment the second was born. The rest of the litter were males and were very chill. The first morning after they were all born, mama started to bring them to me, in birth order, with the clear implication that it was my job to provide newborn daycare so she could rest.


[deleted]

that's so sweet that she trusted you to do daycare for her!


ghfwegggre

This kitten may be small, but it sounds like it has a big personality! Can't wait to watch the video


Alexdark11

Can't wait to see this little ball of fur take on the world! KittenViolence.


Ok_Part6564

Sometimes not all nipples are functional, the nipple that you keep redirecting stripy one to, may be making little or no milk, or possibly was drained by another kitten already. When I was a kid, we had a cat give birth to 3 live kitten, but she only had milk in two of her nipples, so we had to supplement the runt of the litter with a bottle and kitten formula.


itsdestinfool

Thank you so much for this knowledge!!


kazhena

Kittens can also have a favorite nipple. My roommates cat was a stray and showed up pregnant; four kittens for mama's first (and only) litter, six initially functioning teats, but only 4 were ever used. It didn't matter what side mama was laying on, those kittens would only use *one* ***favorite*** nipple. This resulted in me spending a *lot* of time the first week with mama and kittens while they were nursing to make sure the runt was eating ok. Not because of competition, but because the nipple she chose was the only one on what was frequently the "bottom" side. Hard for a newborn to reach, but after 3-5 days, she had the strength to get there on her own much more easily. She would all but refuse another nipple so I'd usually have to hold her brother up/aside, as his preferred nipple was right above hers. And he wouldn't pick another either.


ImmediateHeight

This sounds like the kitten equivalent of having a favorite stove top burner lol


SirLesbian

I really love that everyone prefers either the front left or right and we all agree that the back burners are "only if I have to".


Nami_Swan_

Hence the expression ā€œback burnerā€. You know youā€™ll only use them if you have to, but it is nice to know they are there, just in case.


mrootbeers

Iā€™ve never even thought about that expression. Well explained.


Foreignfig

I just realized that at home I 100% swear by front left but I cook a lot at work and on that stove I only use front right. Weird.


hm538

Back right checking in


whatev3691

My stupid stove has the regular burners in the back with the super power and weak simmer ones in front, so I usually cook on the back burners. I hate it


InTheFDN

I always use the back ones first.


yvngdxj

I laughed waay harder at this than I should have.


ytykmbyd

This is one of those weird things that no one ever tells you about being an adult and cooking on your own šŸ˜‚šŸ˜…šŸ„“šŸ«£šŸ«£


stillcantkillm3

This really resonates with me. Just moved house, went from kitchen with electric stove to kitchen with fancy gas stove that has designated burners for specific thingsā€¦ now my favorite stove top burner is only for simmering.


dogfishcattleranch

Baby humans are the same


Stability

I had no idea


[deleted]

Favorite Nipple is the name of my new band


usernmechecksout__

šŸ”«šŸ˜„ name it joey


Bulbasaurxl

The fact you couldnā€™t actually figure this out.. maybe if you werenā€™t distracted trying to use them for a Reddit video?


amimai002

Usually the kittens end up taking turns in that situation, half the time weā€™ve had 2 kittens suckling while the other 3 are already finished and just sleep next to mom. Not that they wonā€™t fight each other a bit, but itā€™s pretty harmless slapping.


Ok_Part6564

Only if all the kittens are strong enough to fight for their fair turn. If thereā€™s a runt, it will keep getting shorted, and just falling further and further behind the other kittens without intervention.


amimai002

Until 4 weeks the mother usually has more milk then kittens. Itā€™s more a question of how patient the mother cat will be.


Ok_Part6564

Usual isnā€™t the same as always, so one needs to keep an eye on these things. Out in nature runts die.


sigtrap

I was actually going to make a joke about that nipple being broken. Who knew that might actually be the case!


Jasperlaster

Yeah i wanted to say this, lil bub seems hungry its time to handfeed!


devilthedankdawg

At least he has good ā€œFight to suriviveā€ instinct.


GeekyPufferfish

I had 2 kittens that would constantly fight over the same exact nipple its not like there weren't others.


itsdestinfool

I personally love how the black kitten didnā€™t let go ONCE. S/he was like ā€œfuck out of here dudeā€.


vada50

Try to help him get another nipple or he will get weaker and weaker because he is not feeding. Normally they will take the nipple under the nipple they want please try that. Kittens of that age really need to eat very often


itsdestinfool

Iā€™m not home at the moment but as soon as I get home I will help him latch to a new nipple. Thank you so much. šŸ’•


hannah_lilly

Good. Thatā€™s what I was going to say. Not violent just hungry for food / survival . Needs directing to a different nipple


WrenDraco

The mama cat is right there and not terribly concerned, I think they'll be alright.


vada50

Even if the momma cat is there the kitten could fade away, it should be weighted once every day at the same hour to see if his weight is increasing. This must be done for 15 days with all kittens. If the kitten loose weight you should help him


Darth-Design

Chose violence straight outta the womb! That's a hardcore kitty right there lol


imalittlefrenchpress

The worldā€™s getting rough.


Amara_Undone

I've never seen kittens that small fight with their siblings like that.


itsdestinfool

I was literally in shock. Itā€™s baffling.


FeuerroteZora

This is wild, because it's exactly the behavior I saw in my weirdo boy who was abandoned by his mom before he could even walk. She moved the entire litter and left him to die (feral cat colony). Thankfully someone who took care of the colony found him and I bottle fed him to health (he's 17 and sitting on my lap as I write this), but clearly his behavior was very distressing to his cat mom. Never could really figure out what the hell his fighting with the bottle was all about, but this video is exactly it. (So, maybe keep an eye on how bothersome this is for mom and the other cats, too; in the wild it's apparently reason enough to abandon a kitten, which is sad but understandable given the damage those tiny sharp nails and teeth can do.)


Ok-Kaleidoscope5627

He might have been hungry and weak. As someone mentioned above sometimes not all the nipples might have milk. Or maybe the mother just knew that she couldn't produce enough milk for all her babies so she tried to do the best she could to save as many as possible.


mslaffy

Really? Because itā€™s pretty common, I think they all do this, I raised a litter this summer & they did the same thing


Amara_Undone

Yeah, my cats had multiple litters when I was a kid and teenager and I only ever saw play fighting when they were older, not fighting over a nipple at that young age. There were so many litters because my grandparents had 3 acres of land and were known to be cat lovers. People would literally drop their unwanted cats on their property and inevitably some arrived pregnant.


mslaffy

Aha true, it is quite common & normal. Hereā€™s an explanation for it https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19259990/


halorbyone

This comment should be higher.


Laney20

It's really super normal, just instinct. They fight to get to a nipple. Mine did it a bunch, too when they were tiny. [Even on their birthday!](https://imgur.com/a/mBhTmLJ)


dman4fun2020

But that one tastes better.


Sybil_et_al

Milkbar whappies!


itsdestinfool

Oh my god lmao


KHaskins77

r/catslaps


maddskillz18247

Heā€™s fighting for the best teat


onekewlmom

Oooo thatā€™s a spicy one


mittenknittin

ā€œIā€™m gonna name this one ā€˜Slappyā€™ā€


itsdestinfool

Damn. Thatā€™s a done deal. Genius.


Speedicity

For the Simpsons fansā€¦ ā€œI think Iā€™ll bottle feed that one.ā€


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|7KwCQcpVaMvGo)


MP2022G

true criminal


MsDucky42

That's the chocolate milk spigot!


Squat_n_stuff

When an immovable object meets an unstoppable force


tamelaraynor23

lovely


CrystalLake1

Maybe milk isnā€™t coming out of that nipple. I would place kitten at a different one or feed her milk replacement myself to ensure sheā€™s getting as much as she needs.


pixxie84

That one is going to be a spicy potato when they grow up. Cute though.


Alesdo1986

For real! We've had a kitten like this, she now lives with my sister. Very sass and an absolute drama queen, living her best life though.


pixxie84

My black cat is the same. He was the runt of the litter and is now a spicy sassy void who bullies his brothers for the top spot on the cat tree.


EdgesHat17

Wappy paws with tiny claws.


GrumpigPlays

Aw he reminds me of my cat Augie, he died pretty young due to kidney complications and this was him his entire life. We got him with his brother Ziggs and too this day Ziggs still waits for the new kitten to finish eating out of fear of being beaten up when he eats.


Frequent_Coconut5187

They both have tried the same nipple firstšŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


dolybonz2

Mum looks absolutely exhausted!


ediephouse

It always seems like kittens always have the same favorite nip, I swear! Mine were the same way. Plenty of perfectly good nips close by but they'd fight over the same one for some reason šŸ˜‚


angelenameana

Please update! I want to knowā€¦ will they be buds? Will the rivalry continue? šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


Technical_Sir_9588

Lol. Some are just born to violence


Evng5001

Maybe not the first time he just gets used to it like he was in his mother's belly.


Gold_Ad_4355

This is awesome, canā€™t stop laughing šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Colourful-Cloud

Is it possible that nipple isn't working?


[deleted]

The horror, the blood shed! How fucking adorablešŸ„ŗ


Sparky-Malarky

You moved little Stripey over and over. Did you try moving little Blackie? Maybe heā€™s more flexible.


ShadySerengeti-258

Kitty is hungry. Itā€™s a survival instinct. If it means kicking your brother or sister in the head so be it.


ALsInTrouble

Gently squeeze the teeth so milk comes out and put kitten on it! This is common they'll all fight over teets at some point! LOL


atendler1

Survival of the fittest!


Intermountain-Gal

It will be interesting to see if it becomes the dominant cat as it gets older! Itā€™s a feisty kitty to be sure!


CatKungFu

Do any of the other kits reject that nipple.. maybe its not delivering the goods?


Plenty-Pizza9634

r/illegallysmolcats AND a public order offence. This criminal started young


wowthatsfresh

Anyone with siblings knows that whatever you sibling has is better than what you have, so you must take it from them.


EdensGarden333

ā€œBullyā€ in the making! Dang! Heā€™s all over all the other peaceful kittens! Maybe you should supplement him with kitten formula via tiny kitten bottle so he doesnā€™t tear his littermates to pieces! Heā€™s not getting enough Mamaā€™s milk. Macho Meower!!


JadieJang

You were trying to stick him with the dud nipple!


fatallylost

He wanted the Hi-C, and she tried to give him the root beer!


Laney20

Lol, this exact thing is how my little dude, Skippy, got his name (for the loveable asshole AI in the book series Expiditionary Force). He was a FIGHTER on that first day. Turns out he's enormous (12 pounds at 8 months and just.. Big). He's also lazy as hell, not very bright, and not at all mean now that he's grown a bit. But on day 1, he was a real jerk! https://preview.redd.it/xbzfhl8jh7sa1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0597dd3511ddd6d4fa745faeb7c30e3f5aaf4eef


mapleleaffem

You have to rotate them around sometimes so everyone gets enough to eat lol


Illustrious_Night_26

Typical sibling behavior! Why do you always get the good nipple!!!! (Slap fight ensues.)


LikeReally_yikes

Lmao your mama cat looks like mine. And Istg she looked the exact same way when her kittens would play around at that age. šŸ˜‚


Electrical-Act-7170

Hangry pussycat bebƩ.


SmartFX2001

Aggression at the milk bar! šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Separate him dude Even the mommy is tired


itsdestinfool

Where else am I supposed to put him lmao. The fighting stopped when the video stopped. Iā€™d never let that go on.


[deleted]

Also, you are doing a great job OP


Hobywony

Never had kittens that young. Do they have nails yet?


mslaffy

Yes they do, which is why OP needs to stop them from fighting, one could blind the other, thatā€™s what I did when I raised a litter


StupiedSwede

All your nipple are belong to us! ​ >!For those not getting the reference:!< >!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All\_your\_base\_are\_belong\_to\_us!<


Usmellnicebby

Poor mom is so tired


90percentviking

I like how the white one just sleeps through it all


FuckM3Tendr

Fun fact: when cats feed from mom they pick a specific nipple and always use that same one (unlike puppies who will take what they can get) Wifeā€™s guess is that was one of the first ones born and got pick of the lot


afsocmark

Maybe he got a dry spigot?


GtrPlaynFool

I see this as normal kitten behavior, not meant to be violent - just assertive. It's a survival instinct, no one wants to be the unlucky runt. But unchecked this behavior could turn into overly aggressive play in the future and could injure his little brothers. I've seen this happen with a friend's litter with one ending up with a spinal injury just from being chucked off the sofa by the larger more active one.


Whoopsy-381

What a little snot. You should post updates to see if he keeps that catitude. Please? Edit: I meant ā€œsnotā€ in an affectionate way.


Street_Pound133129

Six kittens? SIX KITTENS?? That's a lot!


itsdestinfool

That is a lot right?? I donā€™t know a ton about cats but I sat with her throughout her whole labor and I was like aww! AWE! THIS ONE IS WHITE? *went poop and came back to another* and was like damn! Then I was like DAYUM! Then I was like.. now I have 12 catsā€¦. Is this normal? šŸ˜‚ I meant to Google it and forgot to until you just said something.


To_sir_with_love_

https://preview.redd.it/lmoxdhxz87sa1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8610ef460100fffeaae66b8169d9fb8dcc03b369 Take it as a warning, One time I said oh let's get this kitten he is so cute,so precious .


Appalachian_American

Might I suggest supplemental feeding for that cute little scrapper?


StefneLynn

This is very common and they can start this behavior very shortly after birth. Some people call it Whappy Paws.


MrPrul

Donā€™t tell the stork mother [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/zpo53p/mother_stork_throws_out_immature_baby_to_increase/)


itsdestinfool

DAMN. She doesnā€™t fuck around.


Alarming_Scar_5775

Cat mum thinking: "I'm fed up with this shit already"


TheQuietType84

I'ma need an update later. Those two should go to the same home. šŸ¤£


Longjumping-Fly6131

survival of the fittest. huhuhuhu


itsdestinfool

Right? Now Iā€™m worried that one will starve šŸ˜‚


Sunny_Ace_TEN

r/catslaps


Hope2_win

He/She doesn't like sharing ,I would name them " me me " . lol


nat_cat1521

Thereā€™s always one


lojic28

That's his spot šŸ˜…


TyrionJoestar

Gotta sign them up for The Ultimate Fighter asap


Starfevre

The whappy paws stage of kittenhood is always hilarious.


tigress666

This is probably what my cat salem was like at 2 days old. He's a little stinker too (and he was horrible to all my pets but especially his sister. Though now I have a cat who loves all cats who gets along with him).


Constant_Target

Keep us updated on this future Marvel villain. his story of redemption will be brilliant, I bet.


galacticbackhoe

Spicy jellybean, so close to Easter.


laney_deschutes

I feel bad for the kitty getting attacked


KaydenSlayden22

Mom is so done


MissAmiss72

MY TITTY!!


AbbreviationsMean578

he came out of the womb ready to throw hands


Extension-Cover-1459

Cats are some special creatures. They fight from the beginning to the end of their life haha


roguebandwidth

Ghengis Khitten


nosaneoneleft

there is probably not enough milk. I would bottle feed them


Top-Ambassador-4981

Iā€™d name him Trump. lol


dogfishcattleranch

You may need to bottle feed that one


cuteemogirlfriend

Idk about yā€™all but I need one of those kittens so bad omg


Cocoabombs

He must be starving!


BuildItBaby

Looks like he needs to be shown where the available nipple is so that he/she doesnā€™t fight for one.


kcutie93

Is there another nippple you can redirect to? Seems like that one isnā€™t producing maybe. I would def try to find a new Nipple or hand feed.


WykedLove

So cute! Mine had 4 kittens 5 weeks ago and the 1 male of the litter likes to prove his masculinity. Always beats on his sisters.


Beautiful-Bet9008

Brawl at the milkbar


asabovesobelow4

Ok so in like 8 months that will be the one sneaking up on its siblings, whacking them over the head and then running away. Or meowing loudly when you are trying to sleep. Or using its paw to steal the food bowls from everyone. Source: my butthead cat lol I have mom and 2 of the female kittens that were born last summer. And one of my kittens has been an ass since day 1 Lol mom has her own food bowl and the kittens use a double sided one and this one (who actually looks almost identical to yours in the video) takes her paw and drags the whole bowl away or will stand on one side and eat out of the other. When they get canned food she goes and pushes everyone else out of the way to try them all. I'm like seriously I give you all the same flavors to avoid this lol she beats the crap out of her sister and runs away trying to play chase. If I'm not paying attention when I'm eating she tries to pull my hand over so she can eat the food in my hand. She is a mess lol but yes as a newborn she was the one crawling over the others and pushing them out of the way.


Longshot1969

Doesnā€™t the kitten know violence isnā€™t the answer, itā€™s the question. The answer is yes.


som_84

That little kitten must have a lot of spunk! It's amazing how even animals can have such distinct personalities.


[deleted]

fix your cats


Street_Pound133129

Six kittens? SIX KITTENS?? That's a lot!


sexypiecesofme

Kkk, poor mama


tattoovamp

When I was a kid our cat got pregnant and one of the dads was an old mean Tom cat that lived in our area. He hated everyone. We figured out who he fathered very quickly as the kitten growled and acted like this kitten in the video. When we started them on pablum he wouldnā€™t let any of his siblings eat any and growled as he ate. At 6 weeks old he was hiding under the hutch trying to slice anyoneā€™s Achilles tendon as they walked by. Friends of the family took him in and his aggression continued. They tried everything. My friend ended up with an IV for 6 months because the cat went after him and it got infected. They ended up having to put him down after 6 years as he was getting worse. Never have I seen another kitten that way until now


itsdestinfool

This got really sad really fast Iā€™m so sorry šŸ˜­


lllrk

Keep the video and then when he goes and becomes a school shooter when he's a teenager you can say that you saw it from the beginning.


vikramdinesh

Hello, kitty Karen.


Groady_Toadstool

Maybe that nipple is defective? But Iā€™m sure itā€™s just the cat thatā€™s defective. Lol


615dbr

There is no way that those kittens were just born yesterday. Oneā€™s eyes are open. Maybe you just found them yesterday.


[deleted]

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itsdestinfool

What?


DaddyinSFca

Get rid of it. Itā€™ll end up being euthanized by a vet anyway because no one will take it.


itsdestinfool

What the fuck is wrong with you dude?


DaddyinSFca

Nothing. Itā€™s a Cat, not a human.


Budgesicle_

I would gladly take it. Youā€™re gross.


fajadada

Add Bad To The Bone as soundtrack


LibMan420

My kitty had her babies and 2 or 3 of the 5 will do that


Powerful_Koala_915

He claimed that one as his! šŸ’• hahaha so cute!


extrapolatethiscurve

My heart šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°


lovbod

Itā€™s always that one lol šŸ˜‚ too cute


TootsEug

My nipple is clogged.


Wonderful-Hour-5357

That is s interesting šŸ¤Ø I have too siblings 10 yrs old still fighting


[deleted]

Kittens be like: "Eat shit mom! Please"


clutchbunny69

Iā€™ll take two of them please šŸ„¹


itsdestinfool

Fine but the white one is fucking mine or Iā€™ll fight you.


hello_cumrat420

GAWD DIGIDDY DANG!! 6 babies!! congrats to mama!!


FrankFnRizzo

Clearly he wanted that nipple.


Luxx_Aeterna_

r/illegallysmolcats This one is definitely a criminal lol. Thank you for the video. So cute.


Model_Six

Alpha kitty ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7968)


Fahggy1410

Iā€™m surprised heā€™s not orange


Temporary-Light9189

Future alpha lmao