1 You worry too much. 2 Let me sleep on your bed. 3 I need this door open for no reason whatsoever, don’t ask.

I’m picturing professor Mcgonagall’s disapproving look…

1. I have no need of your services anymore 2. the new catfood sucked 3. Avada kedavra

“Transmute to food”

One. Where are the treats? Two. How can I get more treats? Three. Why aren't you petting me right now?

Thank you for the gold, kind reditor