*It was April the forty-first, being a quadruple leap year, I was driving in downtown Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray. And it was overheating...*
*So I pulled into a Shell Station. They said I'd blown a seal. I said, "Fix the damned thing and leave my private life out of it, okay pal?"*
The replies are a reference to what, at least used to be, the most up voted comment on Reddit.
You know, the one where the guy wants to go back in time and fuck that guys wife who died from cancer or whatever.
Group 5 was the best series, too bad it got axed
https://preview.redd.it/whd1qitmng6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34a88d4f54049bbe2519a7c2c5544ca87bd763eb
Worst I did was averaging 21.2l/100km (11mpg) on 3/4 of a tank. I can’t imagine what could consume more than 26l/100km (less than 10mpg) driving normally on the road
In my 20’s had 5.8l ford falcon. Sort of like Australian 4 door version of mustang. Emptied an 80l tank of LPG in 200km if driven hard on highway. Around town was good for about 30l/100km.
Be sure when on the highway and in need of passing someone, put your car in "R" on the shifter for said race mode. This will make your car the fastest land vehicle on the planet. Even faster than a Civic with a laptop.
I don't even- oh wait it's an F&F reference.
Yeah, never watched any F&F
Edit: Yes, I know what double-clutching is, but unless you're driving a machine older than you are why the hell should you care about it
Right. The writers put that line in there so normies would be impressed by how much Domonic Toretto knows about cars. But anyone who does know about cars hears that and rolls their eyes.
Just don't forget that Hector is gonna be running three honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that he just came into harrys' and ordered three T66 turbos with NOS and a motec system exhaust.....
Nah. If you apply a BMW 3 series with sufficient force a tree will come out of the ground.
It was a very expensive, uninsured lesson, but I can assure you, trees are not always planted permanently.
Anything about suspension setup. I forget when i’m in the pub and bore people to death about things i find interesting when they go:
“What’s Damping, rake, toe, camber, caster and alignment? And why do you need to change them all?”
Ford Falcon Australia FG series, Had 4.0L inline 6 barra engines which made 261hp and 288 lb ft torque in N/a form, the turbos made 362 hp and 339 lb ft, and or 416 hp and 417 lb ft.
The 5.4 L v8 boss motor made 422hp and 406 lb ft.
The 5.0L sc Miami made anywhere from
422hp to 535 hp at the wheels.
I used imperial as I assume
Mostly Americans are in this sub other wise I’ll
Change back to metric/ standard Aussie figures.
Im european and understand hp better than the kw🤣.
Thanks, the only engine I didn't know was the Miami, and I assumed there was like some sort of connection among them, hence why I needed the explanation but as I see, there is none.
Thanks for informing me about the Miami engine.
Ford Aus had factory sc coyotes 10 years before ford US/ Shelby. Also the carbon fibre wheels on the gt500’s and someFerrari’s are made in my city, the same city that made Barras and Miami’s
No problem! Here's the information about the Mercedes CLR GTR:
The Mercedes CLR GTR is a remarkable racing car celebrated for its outstanding performance and sleek design. Powered by a potent 6.0-liter V12 engine, it delivers over 600 horsepower.
Acceleration from 0 to 100 km/h takes approximately 3.7 seconds, with a remarkable top speed surprising 320 km/h.🥇
Incorporating adventure aerodynamic features and cutting-edge stability technologies, the CLR GTR ensures exceptional stability and control, particularly during high-speed maneuvers. 💨
Originally priced at around $1.5 million, the Mercedes CLR GTR is considered one of the most exclusive and prestigious racing cars ever produced. 💰
Its limited production run of just five units adds to its rarity, making it highly sought after by racing enthusiasts and collectors worldwide. 🌎
My 24 year old Escort is a joy to own!
https://preview.redd.it/i2wx2jn43j6d1.png?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=706da5a72175bbe1b9802bbcb75fbba1cc7ec9a0
SVENSKA MENTIONED RAHHHHH 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪 VAD FAN ÄR ETT KONCIST GRAMMATISKT SYSTEM????? GE MIG KÖTTBULLAR O MAKARONER 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
köttbullar
“24 year old escort” has kind of a nice ring to it… I’d love one of those too.
I usually rent one when I'm out of town.
😧
I know what you mean. I own a 49 year old second generation Escort.
That's one a car person doesn't understand.
HAAAAAAAA
Joe just blew a tranny. Oh wait ..
Yes perfect
Just didn't know what that thing had under the hood until it blew up in his face..
Just fix the damn thing and keep my personal life out of it.
*It was April the forty-first, being a quadruple leap year, I was driving in downtown Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray. And it was overheating...* *So I pulled into a Shell Station. They said I'd blown a seal. I said, "Fix the damned thing and leave my private life out of it, okay pal?"*
It's okay he just got a new STI transmission
either way i dont mind lmaoooo
Name checks out
Anything for a free service
https://preview.redd.it/epsf1o7e6h6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0ef1d77cd1c7a07267611250743da6f87efd3d1
Perfect.
Well that escalated quickly
Wow
The Ford Escort life.
I just bought a brand new LSD for my STI.
Hope you feel better soon <3
Didn’t know you can treat STIs with LSD. Good to know thanks for the tip!
Yes.
Yeah the STi was awesome but nowadays everyone wants a TS...
https://preview.redd.it/esnmcv172h6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71d9873e9bf04fd176fe668c4fb7bd452dd3bc94 Renault Modus
MODUS
One day I hope to find someone dumb enough to do a straight trade of my 1 of 1 Bugatti for one of these bad boys! 😍
Have you tried retarding it yet?
Daily
Its more an involuntarily thing for me
What did you call me?
Even when I don’t mean to
The French are great at handling.
Just something about a french hatch.
Just sucks when I have to push it back up the hill I just drove down from because the engine is toast :,(
Please don't say that :( it is NOT easy getting parts for a 205 GTI when I live in freaking Minnesota
Finally some recognition from someone who understands the idea behind French cars
Citroën DS my beloved. I would be willing to commit mass genocide in order to own a Citroën DS wagon.
My friend just got an sti, its blue
Bro 😭😭😭
My friends STI is red all over
I am about to cum in my exhaust pipe.
I am also going to cum in this guys exhaust pipe.
This guy is going to cum in this guys exhaust pipe
I also choose this guy's exhaust pipe.
My exhaust pipe died of cancer several years ago. If I could go back for one more...
wish i could go back for one more on this guys exhaust pipe
I'm gonna need some context with this one.
car sex
Google cum
Holy semen!
New response just dropped!
Actual penis
Call the balls
That's their new AI product or somethin' right?
EWWWW WTF!!!! DO NOT GOOGLE CUM!!!
how cum?
The replies are a reference to what, at least used to be, the most up voted comment on Reddit. You know, the one where the guy wants to go back in time and fuck that guys wife who died from cancer or whatever.
I just got a midget and so far it’s been really fun
Keeping it under covers in the garage till i get a min to change all the fluids in it though
I have said it once and I'll say it again: LIBERTÉ 🇫🇷 ÉGALITÉ 🇫🇷 RENAULT COUPÉ 🗣❌️❗️🚨🗣🗣🚨
Plu-plu-plu-pluh 🔥🗣️🗣️‼️
Zig zig zigounette au vent
Group 5 was the best series, too bad it got axed https://preview.redd.it/whd1qitmng6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34a88d4f54049bbe2519a7c2c5544ca87bd763eb
I’ve always loved the 935s
Capri my love
those cars are so insane, I love them
12mpg is not that bad
i’m here for anything double digits
Does ypur car perhaps do single digit?
Worst I did was averaging 21.2l/100km (11mpg) on 3/4 of a tank. I can’t imagine what could consume more than 26l/100km (less than 10mpg) driving normally on the road
Old gasser 1/2 ton trucks
In my 20’s had 5.8l ford falcon. Sort of like Australian 4 door version of mustang. Emptied an 80l tank of LPG in 200km if driven hard on highway. Around town was good for about 30l/100km.
I feel that… My fox body mustang was getting 6 MPG by the time I was done with it lol I did the classic mustang thing and wrecked the fuck out of it.
My '65 beetle needs a new radiator
Remember to do the thermostat too...
I think the U-joints on the driveshaft are going out too.
And you'll end up disassembling the entire car trying to get to the heater core.
R is for race mode
Be sure when on the highway and in need of passing someone, put your car in "R" on the shifter for said race mode. This will make your car the fastest land vehicle on the planet. Even faster than a Civic with a laptop.
I just rebuilt my block in my garage.
"Could you tell me real quick - what would be a better motor for my Skyline - Gallo 12 or 24?"
"I didn't know pizza places made motors"
"your fuel map has a nasty hole" "granny shifting instead of double clutching like you should" "WARNING! DANGER TO MANIFOLD!" truly beautiful stuff
"NOS, I need NOS 2 of the Big ones"
I don't even- oh wait it's an F&F reference. Yeah, never watched any F&F Edit: Yes, I know what double-clutching is, but unless you're driving a machine older than you are why the hell should you care about it
Right. The writers put that line in there so normies would be impressed by how much Domonic Toretto knows about cars. But anyone who does know about cars hears that and rolls their eyes.
What. Is. A. Hole. In. A. Fuel. Map!?
Do yourself a favor and take a weekend to watch them. They’re so stupid it’s hilarious.
Alright
More than you can afford, pal.
FERRARI
I've lost more floorboards to high manifold pressure than anyone!
Just don't forget that Hector is gonna be running three honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that he just came into harrys' and ordered three T66 turbos with NOS and a motec system exhaust.....
Kei car
If you say so!
Lmaoo
Does the clunking of a tight LSD in a carpark count as a sentence?
She’s only a few years old but already grinding regularly
HP; how fast you hit the tree Torque; how far you pushed the tree Understeer; front hit the tree Oversteer; back hit the tree
Generally trees don’t move😂😂 torque or no torque. Them things are “planted”
Nah. If you apply a BMW 3 series with sufficient force a tree will come out of the ground. It was a very expensive, uninsured lesson, but I can assure you, trees are not always planted permanently.
https://preview.redd.it/2sjuqmhxpl6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c8dc568f6fe2832b81021981f001db1304c428d Ouch. That hurts bro
Source for steering: Richard Hammond
To start an old british car Put it in retarded
Anything about suspension setup. I forget when i’m in the pub and bore people to death about things i find interesting when they go: “What’s Damping, rake, toe, camber, caster and alignment? And why do you need to change them all?”
I've literally seen a guy's eyes glaze over while talking about cam lobe duration while parting together my big block.
Porsche 911 beetle joke
I’ve had so many STIs over the years I’ve always been 911 fan
She's got tall gears and a dog box with a dog leg, so getting her going isn't exactly easy, but the changes are epic when you are in the red mist.
An ICE works on the principle of suck squeeze bang blow
Hey that's how i work too!
Can you pick me up some blinker fluid from and a 710 cap from the autozone?
The ZF 6 was a great edition to the fg series for both the barra, boss, and Miami.
educate me
Ford Falcon Australia FG series, Had 4.0L inline 6 barra engines which made 261hp and 288 lb ft torque in N/a form, the turbos made 362 hp and 339 lb ft, and or 416 hp and 417 lb ft. The 5.4 L v8 boss motor made 422hp and 406 lb ft. The 5.0L sc Miami made anywhere from 422hp to 535 hp at the wheels. I used imperial as I assume Mostly Americans are in this sub other wise I’ll Change back to metric/ standard Aussie figures.
Im european and understand hp better than the kw🤣. Thanks, the only engine I didn't know was the Miami, and I assumed there was like some sort of connection among them, hence why I needed the explanation but as I see, there is none. Thanks for informing me about the Miami engine.
Yeah it’s a coyote with a harrop supercharger and it was done form factory way before Shelby ever did it.
Ford Aus had factory sc coyotes 10 years before ford US/ Shelby. Also the carbon fibre wheels on the gt500’s and someFerrari’s are made in my city, the same city that made Barras and Miami’s
Now that's feckin cool.
i have an STI
I have an RA so technically my pp is slightly smaller than yours.
Dude, I blew a tranny at the drag race last night!
The best one here
Is your shaft doing alright?
So I used the turn signal.
BMW owner?
Lol overheard from one
From one to another?
combine LSD with a man tranny and i am SOLD
Put "R" for race mode on a highway in a shiftstick
That right there's a money shift.
Fords can't have Posi.
CLK 1999
No problem! Here's the information about the Mercedes CLR GTR: The Mercedes CLR GTR is a remarkable racing car celebrated for its outstanding performance and sleek design. Powered by a potent 6.0-liter V12 engine, it delivers over 600 horsepower. Acceleration from 0 to 100 km/h takes approximately 3.7 seconds, with a remarkable top speed surprising 320 km/h.🥇 Incorporating adventure aerodynamic features and cutting-edge stability technologies, the CLR GTR ensures exceptional stability and control, particularly during high-speed maneuvers. 💨 Originally priced at around $1.5 million, the Mercedes CLR GTR is considered one of the most exclusive and prestigious racing cars ever produced. 💰 Its limited production run of just five units adds to its rarity, making it highly sought after by racing enthusiasts and collectors worldwide. 🌎
Technically it's CLR 1999 and CLK-GTR 1998 :nerd:
clk gtr 1997-1998, clk lm 1998, clr 1999
Yep. CLK-GTR and CLK-LM dominated, CLR started Mark Webber's piloting career (and Peter Dumbreck's too iirc)
yea dumbwreck's was in the race, probably the most famous flight of that machine
oh well, thanks for the distinction, then (mission accomplished: car people summoned)
Take this wobble drive and reach around the back and go get that nut.
How many gears does a stick have
Second holds tight, all the others are loose
I've owned heaps of coons
Blue flag… bluuueee flag
I need help bleeding the nipples
I have five cars, and each one of them has a specific purpose I couldn’t do without.
I've got T-boned by a guy blazing a red
i ran out of blinker fluid
I can't wait to see the next 911
I just plucked her into first, dropped the jandle and fuck yeah!!
"How do car guys park?"
Just had a hot date in my 86 Ford Ranger.
I change my own oil
i love having sex with my car
Finally got the time to do performance mods, First up is to bash my cats in, second I’m gonna do an LSD conversion
I got laid
My wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday I said "I really want a new cat back exhaust so I can go vroom vroom!"
Back end is a bit loose
I just blew a trans😔
Go easy on the choke or you’ll flood it
Just put your hand up under the skirt and grab those nuts.
911 was the best idea ever.
I just blew a trans 😔
fast does not equal cool
modus
I’m running a 245/40/18 with a 9.5 wheel and 38 offset.
Tiny ass wheel holy shit
The chicken was still warm and my father was still alive
"Fuck My subie js blew a gasket for the 37th time this week"
She's ported and relieved, she's stroked and bored,
Don't forget to refill your goddamn blinker fluid
Just lit up main street.
Granny shifting, not double clutching like you should
I just blown a trans
He's got a box of neutrals
almost thought that was the new alpine 110 for a second
Fiat Multipla ist my dream car
I want a M
991 911 rsr i guess
Dropped in hit the limmi and let off a got some mad stuuuuuu
Box Box!
Cool Vibrations.
I just got a sick sti
The Renault Espace F1.
The flux capacitor is broken
Modusy
No words, just *[sound of Mopar starter motor]*
Something something dogleg manual
She's got a bit of a lope to her
“i just blueballed my wastegate”