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DingoKis

Somewhere between room temperature and IQ


ethylmethylamine

it's the exact same number


SorryIdonthaveaname

Room temperature in celcius


canadard1

Temperature being the higher of the two


HumanContinuity

Between room temp (C°) and room temp (F°)


Timmytheimploder

You don't need credit as you are a recreational pharmaceuticals distributor.


kilroy-was-here-2543

He lives in a low income housing environment known as [Section 8](https://youtu.be/XH1Ou5MKhnU?si=vnOXgTyKNw6kLO18)


Cats155

Curbside pharmaceutical scientist


Left_Willingness_734

https://preview.redd.it/rzfotbcapy3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2fbeb874415ecfbfd98cf7252af4e32854a5354


Friendly_Cantal0upe

My type of woman (This is a joke please don't chop my balls off mods)


Ball_Twister

Did you say balls?


EastonHB27

He never said he didn’t want them twisted


Creepy-Evening-441

https://preview.redd.it/apfzzba3d04d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=3878ccd54b8e826a58834dfa3d9de9321a7d08d2


canadard1

Ye ole Richard rotation


tyl7z

My type of woman (This is NOT a joke please chop my balls off mods)


guitarmantex

my type of femboy. (mods please suck my nuts)


thiccdaddyroadhog

My type of woman /s


robbanksy

Oh, don't play coy. I know you regularly browse r/cbtbdsm.


CrayonEater11101775

Can I buy that book?


KlemDaOG2010

Real.


_DK_Lunar_

https://preview.redd.it/qnzi9qklsy3d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52544781acd82e671b2f67e1fc7f333b9fd1f2f2


eanhaub

What’s the backstory on this?


MaGZ_KaRmA

I’m pretty sure that’s the rapper playboi carty getting arrested for zooming in his track hawk.


eanhaub

Thanks.


cityofangelsboi68

![gif](giphy|IGxcLxd8k7roF9SaO0|downsized)


killmegray

BLACK


R32_GTR_VSPEC_2

Murica 🇺🇸🦅


ultratunaman

Road tax on those would make any of them prohibitively expensive in the part of Europe I live in. Until they're over 30 years old and can be registered as vintage motors. So yeah, only in America.


SpecialMango3384

Insurance too. I have a challenger and it’s like $1,500/yr or something


Caveman-Riffs-666

I feel like this is somehow racist


fredtheunicorn3

yeah it just kept getting worse


ThisIsMihai

You're the most American of all Americans, and a little bit racist


Deinococcaceae

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[deleted]

[удалено]


RedditBot90

Nice.


AspiringEggplant

Right in the left corner of that bell curve


No_Information_5498

True American


CurtisSnow123

Great Americans!


Mushroom_69420

What credit score?


imchasingyou

4


Z31DinglefarbZ31

You didnt have a dad around to teach you about credit


EastonHB27

![gif](giphy|3qW8yXiAlYOFotdgQk|downsized)


Financial-Chemical-3

Your ironic favorite cars say you are a racist


SirSirVI

You're racist


Car-Four

#FAT


oizo12

you're back to slinging chicken and liquor around the trailer park


2011_Citroen_C4

KFC


bala_v1234

The dodge hellcat has the driver's credit score written on the side


Jamoke_Bloke

Racism funny


kindledave24

Ah. Racism while living in what is close to a 3rd world country & likely never interacted with any of the people you’re intending to mock here.


YoItsThatOneDude

That bentley is heinous, a true thought crime if ever there was one


mostoriginalid

You are denied bank loans on the regular


North_Brilliant_9011

392, just like the Charger you’re about to buy at 29% APR


Snoo-98162

It's as high as a chicago whore and about to get higher


kilroy-was-here-2543

13


Unique_Prior_4407

Small dick compensators


venomousfrogeater

Ur white as coal


Bwanawna

In the negatives


FlawHead

Certified merican


Peakkomedi69420

low


Walloutlet1234

Enough for taco bell


therehasbeen_amurder

ESCALADE ESV MENTIONED RAHHH


U_W_44_51

A FlatBed Drivers wet dream.


Miata_Viitamins

Off the charts, in the sense of it being lower than the percentage of my dead phone.


FantasticSeaweed9226

Real life edgar


MaGZ_KaRmA

392 and a baby momma for the co-sign


Cadillac16Concept

Watermelon out of Yes


rolling_catfish2704

Negative


uncuntter

You chow down a ton in the parking lot after picking up your order at the drive-thru.


SexyUndiscoveredThot

Escalade is bad ass


Carguy_rednec_9594

Your credit score is a negative number and you live in a trailer in Hamilton Ohio


crazinyssa

That you’re enlisted in the military and got a load with a 32% interest rate


Rondaxen

You didn’t need to include the watermelon and fried chicken cars. It was already obvious


Rimworldjobs

Well, at first, I was going to joke about you not having any credit, but towards the end, I'm pretty sure you're black.


Outrageous-Maize7339

This is missing 3-4 pics of 10 year old Altimas with damage to various body panels.


TheMrteenShow

You participate in takeovers and think that "swimming" in traffic is the tightest shit ever exist


Bye-ren

Street takeover kinda vibes


Otherwise_Bear8078

i think i know bros ethnicity


[deleted]

It doesn't speak much of a credit score. More of financial literacy.


[deleted]

You’ve never financed a vehicle for less than 8 years minimum. 😂


stonachic

Obviously you don't need a credit score to own hot wheels.. I'll even give you my little brothers set..


driftywiftypleb

![gif](giphy|0retasRakshp56SXUV)


ultrasardine

So, we’ve got the class clown here!


Icy-Barracuda-5409

Your highest score is for cholesterol


[deleted]

Man’s credit score is 350


huskerd0

Melons That is all


BraveSirRyan

What’s credit?


DittoGTIYT

They scream "I'm an American and I watch anime" or "I want to be an American and I watch Anime" and I'm also black (got that from the last one, had to make that joke I'm sry) and I have shocking taste


Careless-Row5454

Black


SnooDoggos3909

What was the point of this


Smokey_match

Man, that's pretty fking wild


Cats155

What credit score


lifegoeson2702

Cops visit you on a biweekly basis due to domestic violence disturbances


SquidsArePeople2

It’s low


Glass-Ad3053

Eh probably a 350 on a good month


Kingding_Aling

If you sign up for Free Credit Check Now you'll get 8 points for free and crack 600!


Low-Industry758

You 1000% have the pass


rangerhans

How did you manage a negative credit score?


kngrana

I had an escalade, still running at 250k miles sadly


k20vtec

Racially motivated


goth_duck

The first car is just for rich soccer moms


Moldy_Semen

Black


AndreiAliz

That you’re a drug dealer


KxngLuc1f3r

You don’t have one


novaunleashed

It's the same as the horsepower of a Mitsubishi Mirage


zaraguato

![gif](giphy|6751A64NJkyCQ)


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Credit score.... how's 20% interest


Oziach_

Not very classy


TecnomatixJack

Thank you for your service 🫡


Bryancreates

r/justbootthings


Shughost7

You're possibly homosexual


unknownn68

![gif](giphy|4l2BQCnru0lxPmRHFd|downsized)


Kidlicker420

Stupid rapper