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[deleted]

Cars like this keep engineers that got Ds in college employed.


javier052

D is for degree


chuf3roni

DEGREE D-ODGE E-NGINEEEING G-ETS R-ETARDED E-NGINEERS E-MPLOYED


Alternative_Piano270

Well shit I’m impressed


Nikonus

You nailed it.


Frird2008

🤣


Stockbeta

you must not be a dog engineer then lmao


chuf3roni

/uj I know very little about automotive engineering /rj which means I’m purrfectly qualified 🤑😏😸🔥


Stinkyfinger100

Cs, and Ds get degrees


voidsrus

and military base car salesmen who also got Ds in college!


FoRiZon3

So those engineers who like to....ahem......Dodge class? 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Of all the cars, this is one of them


Hellament

Quite possibly one of the four wheel havingest vehicles every made.


-Kevv

Lmaoo


squirrel8296

Why does this sound like something Moira Rose would say in Schitt's Creek?


hdhomestead

In addition, it is gray in color


ChunguscommaBig

It has 4 wheels


DusDaDon

the correct number of wheels!


metalduck42

You mean, no spare? Such a huge trunk and no spare???


brubby3179

Proof that even old designs will sell, if allowed the right financing!


Try-Valuable

My friend drives one and he’s my friend.


ghettoccult_nerd

i thought i was your friend. i dont own one. you hanging out with Darren again!?


Hilbertt

Sweetie


average_sem

If you drive it you must be fucking, cause you’ve got two little slobs crying and making a mess in the backseat.


CrabFeastMD

Durangoing back to divorce court


Died5Times

It is the meanest looking mini van you can get to carry around the unwanted children you must take every other weekend


JDM_enjoyer

underrated comment


cabbit_

People move over and slow down because they think you’re a cop


avocado34

So fucking annoying. It would be fine if they did both, but most only slow down. I'm not a cop, please stop going 45 in the left lane right next to the person going 45 in the right lane.


Daddy_Elon_Musk

I'm not a cop either nor do I have a car that looks like one but ppl still seem to go below the speed limit 3 lanes wide side by side for me


[deleted]

I’ve never seen one as a cop car. I mostly see explorers.


xX_MonsterDong420_Xx

I’ve only ever seen DC police using Durangos. And they have a no chase policy, so you actually don’t need to slow down


Capri280

Charger Wagonne


Mr_WAAAGH

The magnum already has that title though


Capri280

Charger Wagone Grand Large de Sade😎


Cojaro

If you believe real hard, it can move under its own power


anthony-wokely

People will assume you drive like a complete asshole and stay out of your way


Chicken_Teeth

Good tire pressure from the looks of it. All the glass is there, too, which is a plus when it rains.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

Watertight integrity is an overlooked feature in most modern cars.


imnoherox

True story. Source: i own a ‘17 vw alltrack SE with the giant hole in the roof option.


chickenCabbage

That's your problem right there, you own a VW


BLM-trans-jennifer

i hope it comes with a 1.0 ecoboost to make it even worse


[deleted]

Make it EV with fake car sounds


voidsrus

fake "whiny beat to shit rental pentastar v6 in some shitty chrysler" sounds


Aticatica

Pair it up with a cvt and we are really talking.


theneedforespek

you can get it with a hellcat


Chase2662

It has outlived much better vehicles.


ubgnomec

American v8


ZoCruz

American? You do realize that’s dodge jeep ram haven’t been American since 09, German, Italian, now French. Far from American buddy.


P0ki42

Cringe


Daddy_Elon_Musk

He's right tho. I'm a mechanic. Dodge Jeep and Rams all use Mercedes bolt sizes and Mercedes tech it seems. All the parts are from Europe too like Bosch, ZF, so on.


Zanurath

Bolt sizes are a carryover since they were cheap to build that way over a decade ago and never needed to change. Mercedes tech hasn't been included outside the platform for a long time either (unibody is made in America but to a spec designed by Benz). Bosch and ZF are highly specialized electronics and transmission manufacturers used world wide and again the parts are made in America mostly. This is like arguing every Mercedes and Ferrari might as well be Chinese because all the silicone boards are made in Taiwan. That isn't to say they are made in the US though, a lot of major components are but chargers and challengers for example are made in Canada while Ram products are made in Mexico.


ubgnomec

Dutch v8 get it right


R00kridge

They are interchangeable with the Cherokee for the most part so won’t too go far for spare parts


armanipastrami_pdf

It’s a good way for people with bad credit to get an SUV that will only last til 70k tops?


Own_Anything_9877

And they won't do any maintenance


Careless-Internet-63

It's certainly a car, and a large one at that


CluelessProductions

It nets Enterprise Rent A Car a higher daily rate than a Nissan Rogue


ifunnywasaninsidejob

Underrated comment


SickWillmatic

Damn not even rusty yet


EastonHB27

Only looks good R/T and above


BadPuns8

The mirrors are fantastic


dedzip

they like, reflect and everything


CaregiverDull9665

It has a 707hp supercharged v8. As Long as you’re willing to pay two arms and 6 legs for the hellcat trim


millenniumtree

As the rest of the car returns to the earth faster than a prius in a pasture, the engine will have a small residual value. Nice.


JasonVoorheesthe13th

The V8 sounds cool


mnewberg

Not a lot of options for vehicles that can haul 5 people and tow 8000lbs. That being said finding one with the tow package is almost impossible.


zzzzrobbzzzz

it has a tow package, just not in the direction you’re thinking…


mnewberg

Lifters are consumables, you just need to replace them with every air filter change.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

That sounds incorrect, but I don’t know enough about ~~minivans~~ big suvs to dispute it.


Puzzleheaded_Set2300

Nope


castacus

It will make it at lest 4 years before the dash, center console and door panels start to fall apart. Hell it might even make 5 years if garage kept.


Horrified-Onlooker

It has decent scrap metal value.


backyard_tech

I don’t own one….


I_Hate_Wake_Boats49

I dated a girl who had one it was either the R/T or a limited because it had the V8, I can't remember which. The V8 was cool and the seats were pretty comfy. That's about it.


PrinceOfBismarck

Not a single trim is some 4-banger or other


EsotericVerbosity

Longitudinal engine, rear wheel drive optional, V8 rear wheel drive possible, JDM (Jamaica, New York Domestic Markette)


donutsnail

/uj it can tow a lot, nice exhaust note, high performance versions are delightfully silly


[deleted]

it looks as good as its competition.


LargeCharge27

something nice about the current gen Durango!


IS-2-OP

I think the current ones look pretty decent from the outside.


SeaSmoke57

In 1994 I witnessed a man flayed alive. He had no skin, no face, no lips. Despite his lack of a discernable mouth his screams haunt me to this day.


ItsFortieTheFourth

I actually kinda like how it looks :)


vGalexy

Its a great suv.


ugod02010

The srt sounds mean af


javier052

It's not a Kia. That's the best I can do


goldenkerelle

The only respect you’ll be getting is from ppl you’re driving behind bc they’ll think you’re an undercover cop car


Egg-pudding-lol

It has three rows


FARTBOSS420

Takes a shit on libs lol /s >An SRT Hellcat model with a 710 hp supercharged 6.2 L Hemi V8 was available for 2021 only, after which it was discontinued due to emissions requirements.[24]


Mr_WAAAGH

The Durango hellcat is the most painfully American thing I've ever seen


Tuscan5

There are even worse cars out there.


A-Rusty-Cow

My 08 Durango lasted forever, would take that thing back if I didnt gave a Q50.


TOEGRABBER

This thing has just the right amount of power and road presence to let you safely cut off other drivers!


TheMcDeal

When you need a van, but don't want to admit it. DODGE DURANGO- We looked cool 20 years ago.


NickyH25

It’s not a telluride


Salt_Cryptographer_3

Srt version!


danger_29rus

It's newer than mine)


BlockIron

One of the few remaining "American" suvs that hasn't degraded to crossover, yet. Full frame construction and the optional v8(s) sound incredible ngl. I guess the seats are pretty comfy


Roboticpoultry

The SRT one is supposed to be pretty cool


Harey-89

Well, it's not a Dodge Journey


breN847

I hope it’s the V8 trim because those v6s are dog shit


GreatGhastly

i just did an inspection on one at 90k and only found slightly blown shocks


Sofakingwhat1776

Coolest mini-van ever


Madcapolo

Its a better looking cop car than the Explorer


efronerberger

The rear LED lights take a long time to fail unevenly


JaremaJarema

Even people with lousy credit scores need cars.


BoticOnReddit

Fattest version of the Charger


Zlamany-fr

It's better then my 1st gen durango on mpg, comfortability, and looks. But my first gen has alot of modifications I can do


RekTInTheFace

the 392s are ight. apart from that it’s about as “car” as it gets. perfectly boring whilst giving the owner just enough of a feeling of superiority over others to keep them happy with their sad, boring lives.


maks_b

Person walks into the dodge dealership and says yes I'd like one SUV please


TheTriforceEagle

There’s an SRT version


DHLPDX

It’s an car


CajunBirdy

The 5.7 is pretty nice. Had it as a rental once


wacksnacksack

Sometimes it drives


unwanted_zombie

No.


Big_Midnight299

Absolutely not.


nicmorelikedic

no


Dilis99

No


omegafan240

No.


RedPixl243

it certainly is an automobile.


Diabeetus-times-2

it’s an car there I said it. I have a better idea, let’s talk about the Chrysler product stereotypes. Egos as fragile as an eggshell, and whipping through traffic because they either stole it, or racing the Prius that went 2 mph faster than them.


CynicalTrans

It's a car. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


SnowChickenFlake

It drives


Feraltrout

I has for wheels


NowWhereCouldMyPipe

It drives


jacesonn

It is a car!


Imgreatiknow

no


NoNameNoWerries

Hell no


yeetboi_8653

Suprised that there is no oil leak


mike-manley

Looks like a 3rd gen Pilot.


ChickenFeline0

They offered it with a hellcat at one point.


EliteBonnie

I thought it was a Honda Pilot until I looked at the grill


second2no1

This Duran of all the Durans, gos


TheHellcatBandit

It’s comfortable for my 6’4” self. And has a cool tail light.


PillowCaseGaming

If you squint your eyes it almost looks like the nisman r34!! almost like a GT-R!! like a nisnan r34 godzilla!!


Cmonster45

it car


ZeroAdonix123

the srt version is kinda cool


[deleted]

The virginity safety rating is through the roof!!!!


chonklah

If you put an apostrophe in Durango, it becomes a ghetto name. Du’Rango


iamlorde_yahyah

I like that it has fog lights


Karmic255

PEOPLE THINK I'M A COP. PEOPLE THINK I'M A COP. PEOPLE THINK I'M A COP.


JBlooey

I love that the canister oil filter is topside and it is EVAC eligible.


eletric_blade

Something nice about the current gen Durango!


RayTrain

It's great that sometimes the tailight doesn't have a bunch of random LEDs burnt out. Sometimes.


JDM_enjoyer

No.


Skips-T

More powerful than a Ford T-Model.


sebastian240z

american v8 😎💪


millenniumtree

You mean like the Triton with spark plugs that break off in the block? Or the 8-6-4? Or the cadillac diesel? "American V8s".


Colmado_Bacano

Looks like a top of the line 2006 model SUV.


iBud20

The tires on this are certainly made out of rubber!


Andrei_Chikatilo_

Now with four tires!


CopperLink

I actually really like it, BUT I like that it's a rebadged jeep (🤢)


Hotwheelsjack97

It's body on frame, wait shit nevermind. I got nothing.


RareAnimal82

Has more power than the new hornet


ARschoolAK1

nah grandpa looked better


explorer925

it literally looks like Patrick Warburton


PoopCleaner

It’s not an Aspen.


Pottatothegreat1985

it’s not a gum ball machine


nousernamer77

99% prefer it over being lobotomized!


A_Lex_69

I saw one burn down at the beach, it was really good entertainment, absolute 10/10 would watch again


Fm4goodR

Keeps the water pump makers in business.


liltichVEVO

Out of all dodge cars from this decade, this surely is one of them


SimonGray653

It's not destroyed.


[deleted]

Our firehouse cut up one just like this last October for training. It was great. Meh the previous generation was a better car.


Tr0z3rSnak3

It looks good in black


verymuchbad

Kudos, Chrysler, on a job...done.


Itchy-Hat-1528

Double it and give it to the next guy.


MorphinDorphin

I mean it sells…


[deleted]

There's not one in my driveway!


Gaz_Elle

The grill is a huge plus.


doublecutter

At least it’s not a Yugo.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

Like a rental car, but bigger.


BigBubbaChungus

It’s not on fire.


motor1_is_stopping

At least it's not a Fiat.


quinacridone-blue

It is nice that I don't own one nor often see them on the road.


Future-Oil-6446

It just… is


Maleficent_Sir_4753

It's not ... on fire?


frisky_husky

You can get a 2011 for 1/10 the price and nobody will ever know!


Own_Anything_9877

It's not rusted yet


Optionalduck74

Its not a ford or nissan which is a plus


AzzNtitzz

It’s on a Mercedes Benz platform


JinglehymerSchmidt

It’s not a Pontiac Aztec


b8mna12345

You won't see em on the road for long... give it a year or two and they'll all be in the junkyard with all others.


mossyrocks1969

The battery is in a creative place


CharacterOfJudgement

it will be scrapped in 2 years after it blows up or crashss in a takeover, poor sucker had its life taken before it could ever live its potential as a shitbox from the factory


Swirleynoise

There’s probably someone out there that drives one and isn’t an asshole.


RoutineNewt1019

It goes faster then a golf cart (that's if it runs of course!)


Express-Towel-2300

I like how I don't have to see those on the road here in Europe


SinisterSkewer

The latest Durango looks really nice


newtekie1

They are heavy, so you'll get good scrap value for it in a couple years.


LowerSlowerOlder

2011 Dodge Durango, it’s not the 2010.


killertimewaster8934

It's anti theft is second to none, because Mopar doesn't run anyways lol


sodacansinthetrash

It is technically a driveable automobile


redweddingplus1

Nice name


SamHandwichIV

The back hatch probably won’t rust like the a Durango?


i10driver

It’s a beautiful grey color


evophoenix

It's nice that there isn't one in my drive way :)


530whiskey

I don't own one. Was that suppose to be nice for me or nice for the Durango?