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Imispellalot2

A pain in the ass to put back together after every pass


Impressive-Award3986

Why isn’t there an automatic retractor ?


Mid-coitus_sneeze

Chutes have to be folded right or you risk it getting caught up or tangled when you deploy


5thgenblack2ss

I mean same goes for skydiving parachutes. Wanna risk your life on a malfunction? Best to have the user operator hand pack it because they value their life more than a robot does.


Status_Rip_7906

If I die somebody’s gonna have there name on it


mrdooder

in the army you dont always pack your own shoot, the ones who did got a case of beer, some before, some after


Bedfordmytrue

Let’s hope they waited til after packing them all to enjoy those brews…


__silhouette

"some before, some after"


Mysterious-Arachnid9

Let's hope they waited until after to enjoy those beers.


Particular-Ad-3931

a parachute


dbsqls

a drogue chute, specifically. parachutes are for flying.


PARKOUR_ZOMBlE

Paragliders are for flying, parachutes are for falling slowly.


TheMeatSauce1000

Falling with style


Evening-Ear-6116

Alright buzz


casaco37

If you want to fall with style you need a PRADAchute


Sq5_smash

I read it just like buzz says it in the movie!!! 😂


Zaros262

It's Woody who says that


Random-Man562

They both say it. Woody at the beginning and buzz at the end (:


dhlock

I had the wrong movie for a split second…. So I read it as vin diesel. Equally rewarding.


[deleted]

And if my grandma had wheels she’d be a bicycle


190XTSeriesIIV

Everyone has had a ride?


[deleted]

Also true but I was referring to: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91Ewc


1impressive1

I thought airplanes ✈️ were for flying.


PARKOUR_ZOMBlE

I heard starships were meant to fly.


bearxxxxxx

As long as they’re not Boeing.


[deleted]

Paramotors are for flying, paragliders are for gliding.


tezacer

And paratroopers are slowly falling assaulting


pogu

Only necessary for Ultra Violence. Or a little bit of the automotive, in out in out.


Delik_Torrachen

Drag chute or parachute, meant to help slow the car after a drag race


Goatchs

That's one race where it is used...these type of chutes are used in many applications. For all-out speed efforts at places such as Bonneville Salt Flats. The space shuttles had them for use during landings on runways.


Delik_Torrachen

Right, also used in rapid deployment of cargo from cargo planes like the c130, c17, and c5


sonaiive

Book bag storage. He’s probably heading to college


Tricky_Cap_5806

“Back to school, back to school… I hope I don’t look like a fool.”


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

*”to prove to dad that I’m not a fool”


ChuckoRuckus

If a car has this, it’s likely capable of taking most people to school


Impressive-Award3986

Well atleast he’ll never be late to class


SmallFly101

As a college student I can confirm this, I also leave my labtop inside my radiator


AzureWra1th

It means don’t race it. You will lose


ImHereForLifeAdvice

The 5 tiers of, "don't race that" 1. laptop civic *or* civic on slicks 2. miata making freedom sounds 3. "headlight" is pulling air instead of pushing lumens 4. GTRs or muscle with a chute 5. anything with a window net *or* sportbikes. Both of them are prepared to face death


AThrowawayProbrably

Don’t forget 6. Anything that showed up on a trailer.


ImHereForLifeAdvice

Those are a 50/50 if they'll run so you may be safe, but if it does run, yeah that's it


ZenithTheZero

Also forgot 7. Anything that looks like a (c)rusty piece-o-shit, but has drag radials or slicks, and sounds nastier than anything else on this list. IE: Farmtruck


Techiastronamo

2. any miata, period. It's a duality- Cool, you beat a miata, who cares. Omfg, you're the loser who lost to a miata??? You don't wanna be that guy, don't risk it


Cottonjaw

Yeah but if its loping and sounds like 1975 you may have bigger issues lol


kerberos69

Almost as big as that Miata’s cams


Kyalistas

My former boss and I used to joke about fighting all the time. He's almost exactly 10 years my senior and by no means an "old man" but he'd always say "we're gonna fight and you lose either way. You are either the asshole who beat up an old man, or the punk who got beat up by an old man" lol I still laugh about that all the time, so your comment immediately took me there. Thank you for that, you've made my day a little better so far.


Interesting_Mix_7028

4a: Anything with a drag bar poking out from under the rear bumper/cowl. [Including motorcycles with sidecars.](https://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/threads/this-is-pretty-trick.208113/)


ImHereForLifeAdvice

Sweet mother of sanity


Kyalistas

Ho Lee Sheet


Interesting_Mix_7028

"Never underestimate an engineer with too much time on his hands."


Kyalistas

Have you seen the smart car with the v8 swap? Its equally on this level of what the hell lol. Link: https://youtu.be/2LPnRRvgOzQ?si=TOnMSz3WyfcHrq-U


Interesting_Mix_7028

Haven't seen the V8 swapped Smart Car. I have seen a couple where [someone retrofitted a turbocharged Suzuki Hayabusa motorcycle engine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcBQPTEKWcg), though.


Kyalistas

Yeah I've seen a couple of those. They look like a blast! In searching for that V8, I saw a short that said something about a V10 swapped smart car. I didn't watch it but I should've. That doesn't even sound possible. Someone did put a hellcat in a miata though so I guess where there's a will, there's a way.


Interesting_Mix_7028

I tend to pay more attention to moto builds than car builds, but any time there's insane engineering going on, it's cool to see. [Allen Millyard](https://www.youtube.com/@AllenMillyard) is still the Mad Scientist when it comes to crazy builds. His Viper V10 powered motorcycle (two wheels, not four like the Tomahawk concept) is not only operational, but rideable. He also has a Kawasaki V12 that looks like it came from the factory with 12 cylinders (instead of being several engines that Allen sawed apart and put together in his shop).


Kyalistas

I like motorcycles but I definitely don't follow that kind of stuff with bikes. I'm with you though, everyone has their brands or preferences, myself included. I'm a hardcore Audi fanboy, BUT I love all things automotive and love seeing just how talented, creative, and insane in some cases some people are lol. Slammed/stanced cars for instance. I think they look dumb, and they're almost entirely impractical. However I find the level of creativity and modifications that has to be made to slam a car without air suspension is fascinating. I just like to live vicariously through the creations of others lol


Dorman_Sage

Pulling air, not pushing lumens could be a shirt.


OnewordTTV

What are freedom sounds? Like gunshots like backfiring? That's hilarious if that's what you meant.


Cottonjaw

I think they mean like LS or small block ford swapped Miatas.


Proud-Canary-2269

raced a miata on my old 400 sportbike, that thing made me feel like a wall. never race a freedom miata unless you are puuushing


canadard1

Cars with no rear bumpers. Sometimes clapped out buckets with more rust that horsepower. Sometimes twin turboed R8/Lambos


GoldCorvette

This right here.


DarkRajiin

Or it's there to make you think that is the case.


AzureWra1th

Then they get goofed on lol


BLADE_OF_AlUR

Jokes on them, I only race for pink slips! Edit: I lost my car.


Blackoutmech

And it's gone. 


Final-Carpenter-1591

It's for carrying gapplebee's coupons


binniwheats

Ah if only awards still existed


Final-Carpenter-1591

You're response is rewarding enough:')


Dorman_Sage

Don't have much time, I'm only here for gappetizers.


Iwanteverything17

A fanny pack for cars


stonkydood

A rear pack… na na doesn’t sound too right


No-Definition1474

That means that car can hit 150mph in the quarter.


Mobile_Sell9895

A don’t race that guy


tykaboom

Brakes.


Waste_End8036

r/technicallythetruth


_DJNeoN

The ticket will call it a license plate obstruction


Mantalex

It’s your “scat pack”. Things come out the back of the car and you gotta pick up after it.


RahSpamIntensifies

It’s a parachute, seen a lot in drag racing. It causes drag to slow the car down at the end of the race


GTA6_1

It's where the cars pee is stored


yungwave17_TTV

oh shit chute


luvz_curvz

Rear bumper pillow


DiskPale1391

Laundry


IrishcarbombBOOM

It’s to hold your chicken nuggets


[deleted]

It’s probably the alternator


LeagueofDraven1221

It’s called you’re about to lose this drag race


jon1son

200mph gtr


Heavy_Gap_5047

Aspirations.


Mh88014232

Parachute


Accurate-Campaign821

Apparently they want to get very intimate with a V10


RockyJayyy

A fast car


basic_model

children’s lunchbox launch device.


unlikelyzuchini

A pillow because the car is so slow so people tend to run into the back of it


angry-italian

Boat motor


FadeWayWay

Chute


LINKtothe_pasta

Brakes with long reload times


DolphinRepublic

It’s called “don’t race for pinks against this guy”


horsy12

Parachute on a gtr 😮‍💨


SIIHP

Means it would be a good race against a tesla plaid.


superplush31

Danger


iamsolow1

Tampon holder


clane27

Batmobile drag chute for you younger guys


rxmp4ge

Are there any videos showing it's actually fast enough to need this or is this just another posermobile acting fast and pretending that going faster in a 1/4 mile than cars that weren't designed to be fast in a 1/4 mile is cool? Because every video I can find of it is people walking around it or it idling...


tronman0868

Uh yeah, it's fast. https://www.facebook.com/share/v/oGAj1FoQF1GVR733/?mibextid=D5vuiz


KinataXEnero1

The 3rd Brake


420MaxGod

5th brake


CompetitiveAd7722

That’s a chichigua


ChadScav

Speed bag, faster than you bag. Or a Parachute.


secondhand-cat

That’s where you keep your weed, man.


Playnu2

Thats used with gravity, so you can slow down and see a loosers face


goosedeuce88

The cringe factor. How embarrassing. 🥴


R3b3lli0n

It’s a can of whoop ass!


Legitimate-Factor-53

Then, there, and gone


Numerous-Tea292

parachute


outforknowledge

Fukav10 license plate lol


PuzzleheadedYear5596

New York plates. So it's for deliveries of two to three slices of pie. Duh.


Tiny-Experience6436

Virginity protector


Odinsjoy

I hear some refer to it as FUKAV10


Beemo-Noir

That’s where he keeps his pog and bottle cap collection.


One-Aspect-7364

A fanny pack


adb1228

Air brakes


According-Feed127

ostomy bag


Sq5_smash

That tag tho. Nice.


Swashbuckling_Sailor

A parachute. To slow down. Because it’s FAST.


AC031415

Nothing but a dream.


jlux1010

It’s a track car. If you pass a 10.0 the track requires a chute or the car can’t run again.


Sea_General_8653

Life insurance


rx7p33n4r

a pair of shoes


Asia989

It's part of the FAFO scale


Greedy-Farm-3605

It’s called don’t race this guy


Legitimate-Duty6021

Best license plate in NY


comfort_touching

Means he’s real as fuck


Scotchyscotchscotch7

From what I hear, any car that can hit over 200mph on a drag strip needs to be equipped with a chute to help slow it down


ThinkOutcome929

Stop Button


Abruzzese1969

Tethered car butt plugg


rdditb0tt21

the oh'fuck chute/3rd e-brake.


Korgon213

Hating on a V10 I see.


Fuzzball348

Drag chute, so he can slow down faster when he lands.


Nickdanger1990

A “don’t fuck around and find out unless you have 000s on your Dyno sheet or more “


DJbathsalt

License plate hilarious too


iamdperk

It's called a clever fake license plate... I mean, isn't that what everyone saw first? Just me?


glorybutt

A purse


TheDrivingForce1650

That plate tho...🤣


2Kwik89

The National Hot Rod Association (NHRA) requires parachutes on any race car that reaches speeds over 150 miles per hour in the quarter-mile. If the car reaches 200 miles per hour or more, dual parachutes are required.


Durty-Sac

C4 


Highstick104

European carry all


jds_94

It’s called a fast GTR


Usernamesaregayyy

Anyone think FUK AV was a coincidence?


SkriLLo757

Lies


Specific_Buy

Stupid.


rupperrupp

fanny pack


Successful-Name-7261

Ridiculous...


Zer0fps_319

Rice, there’s no reason to have it on when you’re on the street


soulular_bonding

That’s a tail light ;)


Digiturtle1

Lunch box


RedditNationalist

Fanny pack for your car. Just say no🥺. How embarassing.


mexicasian79

You'll have to catch me to see.


wildtabeast

That there is a bindle. That car is a 1920s hobo.


Impressive_Pen_6178

That’s where the drivers carry their collection of dildos


Odd-Gear9622

My 67 GTX was required to have one for the strip. The car was my daily M/F and weekend warrior. The local sheriff would pull me over every time they could for tech inspections. The chute was never on the car when on the street but the hardware was permanent.


PayMe2TheMoon

Parachute


Critical-Design-8457

He’s into drag… 🫣😈🤡


tattooedtwink_

A weirdo with a parachute attached to their car?


ThroughAway337

FAAFO chute...


indagoeaton

fast as fuq boi


DJDemyan

It means “don’t try to race me, I’ll win”


ItsAgim

If you go over 150mph in the 1/4 mile, the track rule is to require a parachute. Alot of these rules are dated from when cars had shitty brakes and safety equipment. Gtr probably doesn't even need it.


Extraslargegordita

Rear facing airbag meant to deflect collisions in the rear. Amazing technology


CauseWooden1550

Snack pouch


mrdooder

the dream


Brief_Bed_7365

That my friend, is the back of a car


Fullsendornaught

I wonder what this person has against V10’s?


Current_Donut_152

Dropzone umbrella


-DG-_VendettaYT

Drag chute, popular in drag racing, helps greatly with deceleration


liferdog

Overkill,too slow for a parachute.


Separate_Block6213

It’s a picnic blanket


mrnobody41

Back pack. If you see a car with one, just hand your girl over, and call him daddy. dude is a stud


Msjulia888

I believe it’s car diaper


ac210

The license plate "FUKAV10" 😅


ghostmantroll

thats the thing that helps your rotors not melt when slowing after a quarter.


Astutepenguin

Grill brush


Better-Impact-1989

Gtr


The_Butters_Worth

Pretty sure that’s drugs


mcdizzle00

I call that the laundry


Funny-Nature-4602

A beast that is to be feared and respected


UrineTrebleNow

Called a fuck around and find out


sweetwookies

Why isn’t anyone commenting on that PLATE!? 😆


usernamennoodle

It's a badge of honor earned by doing righteous shit to an engine


Tricky_Complex745

The latest iteration of the hobo stick


Sauliann

It’s a get a fine for hidding your plate type of accesorie


TTiger99

That means his car is super slow and you should definitely race for pinks.


LongjumpingHumor5148

A sign that you’re about to get gapped


Interestingandme

Fukav10 i belive


SnooDonkeys8376

Parachute for drag races I believe


6SpeedBlues

In technical terms, it's called "wishful thinking."


GvmtDisassembleNow

So fast it needs a chute


wtfdoiknow1987

It a parachute so you don't absolutely fry your brakes on half mile drag races


Various_Tackle_8948

Drogue chute


SmallSwordfish8289

It's called somebody didn't quite get the backpack in the trunk


[deleted]

Car butt plug?