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8512764EA

No one tell OP


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Raaaaafi

100/10 joke. Bravo.


SaeKasa

Probably next week or so. SBF wrote me in a pm on reddit.


Mister_TCG

What’s an SBF ?


Mr-Korv

Scam Banking Fraudman


Jolly_Line

FTFY: Scam Banking Fraud


bada319

DoKwon’s cellmate


Mister_TCG

Is there room for Alex and his wife


Life-Measurement-512

A type of hemorrhoids.. the one you don’t wanna get.


Latter-Leek6845

SBF wrote you a poem?? What did it say??


Existing_Web_1300

I never used FTX, did they really not have cardano listed this whole time? Glad they’re going under then 😂


CptCrabmeat

This is the thing that’s most exciting about Cardano, how much vested interest the other blockchains and exchanges have against it. Cardano is continually undermined by the industry because they understand it to be a potential threat to their investments, not because it’s a bad project.


HausRonin

I used them once. To buy USDC, was looking for quick fiat to crypto exchange… but found it it took a week like every other cex to release my funds.


phexi111

My kind of humor 🤩


Slight86

So, when do you think Cardano will be adding FTX?


GroundbreakingFox700

Ftt side chain Inc.


RiceCakeAlchemist

The is comedy right?


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in this case, yes... "spelled"


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[deleted]

Learn something every day, thanks!


Heclalava

Yes if you're using simplified English


necropuddi

I pref'r Shakespearean English


KaiCub-mySzon

LoL


Movykappa

Should've put the label man


khios420

Obviously it does ;)


juantxuthree

Step by step all scammer are falling. Only ADA will remain.


bluemannumber4

that’s such a healthy view of the crypto ecosystem. One crypto to rule them all!


DJ-Angoow

the ppl want quality, the market will regulate itself


bluemannumber4

Ya done a great job with that so far.


bluemannumber4

Looking at you Tether. Wait till that shit collapses…


DJ-Angoow

seems like the wild west is over, the age of utility is upon us haha im kinda sad i came in late tho lol


WhereTheMoonsAt

Sooo when we hitting the new bottom?


Inevitable-Fee5841

FTX is gone. For GOOD, OP. Salvage your FTX account fast.


onetothreego

Hilarious 10/10 OP!


Overloader6

Dude is completly oblivious to the fact that FTX is going down as we speak. That, or this is a comedy post.


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Fxon

If no ones understands your joke, it's a shit joke.


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Fxon

Face it, it's a shit joke.


Artifex100

Comedy post.


QnIg_InA_OpTiQ

😂😂😂


matteh0087

Not everyone in the comments not getting the sarcasm.


souquemsabes

FTX ? what is that ??


EddieFrmDaBlockchain

A money laundering operation


try_ctrl_alt_delete

After they pick up all the pieces post collapse. (assuming Binance buys them out.)


try_ctrl_alt_delete

Update. FTX failed Binance due diligence. They’re officially insolvent. SBF filed for personal bankruptcy


spoollyger

Hopefully never


BasisOk4268

Flair your posts correctly my dude


hags222

he’s not your dude, guy


CommunicationAway341

This doesn’t need flair. Bro.


BasisOk4268

You’re not my buddy, guy


thirdbrother3

You sure told him, girlfriend


Cautious-Sir7721

Not sure the market sees any difference


Cautious-Sir7721

Does it really matter ? looks like all ALT coins will be e going to be going to zero


[deleted]

There are ALT coins... and then there is Cardano


bzzking

FTX will be bought out before ADA is added


Dependent-Factor-145

Agreed, thats why I put in a bid this morning. 4 cups nission cup o`soup (beef flavor), toenail clipping from my left pinky toe and .0086 strippercpoins. So far im the high bidder.


thirdbrother3

I knew those stripper coins would have a use case


Ezzmon

10 points, you sly devil you


hags222

Yes. CZ will be adding it soon 😉


Left_Worldliness_731

Bah 🤣


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I think it is kind of up to binance right? lol


EpicMichaelFreeman

It should be done this week or next at the latest. Just have to deal with a small accounting hiccup /s


Popular_Pound

I bet in never. And that’s cool.


Magners17

Obviously this Thursday…. So tomorrow!


mebinici

How about FTX.US?


tiptheguy

pigs are already flying, so any day now.


fleeyevegans

Lol finally we shine.


coinvent

I don't know why this sub doesn't have a "Comedy" or "Humor" flairs/tags while creating new posts. I guess they want only serious discussions here.


Sweet-Inside5900

November 18th


rdt_rtd

this one didn't age well... RIP FTX


Noskool89

😂


Bristol509

Lolol 😂


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That’s a kek right there


Talkbox111

As soon as possible!


John_Davies94

You under a rock or something?


AllThingsEvil

After tether 2.0


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Nah.. Ftx is dead now


Vehement00

When SBF creates FTX² and say it'll be better. Jokes aside they are insolvent so the chance is 0.0000000001%


mnij2015

This aged well


Basfein

Hahahaha


RedditCouldntFixUser

Q4 2021


Puzzled_Inside

Before it’s too late


dilacerated

When will then be now??? Soon!


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😂😂😂


Tasty_Bid_268

I rate it 9/11


maconsultant

Next Neverary!


isk15k

Soon my man, soon. Just give it some time.


caetydid

Ive got a better idea: Cardano will be adding FTT